When the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, and when the car is crowded, there will naturally be all kinds of hands!

Wide and fat, shiny, faintly visible, like stretching, like grasping, probing and wandering, yes, this is a salty pig hand!

The owner of the hand is a Mediterranean uncle, with a big belly but a suit and leather shoes, and a pair of old-fashioned gold-rimmed glasses, which seems to be a good mix in society. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Indeed, the uncle has a car and a house, a wife and a bed, and a small secretary in the office. It's just that the wife has reached menopause, and the secretary doesn't look good.

In order to make up for this regret, the uncle declared to his wife that he would respond to the protection of the environment, and deliberately left his private car and ran to squeeze the bus. Recalling the softness that Fang had just touched in his hand, the uncle said in his heart that it was worth the trip.

Shi Tuo, a young man who has not yet fully developed, but has a stunt, what is the stunt?

As a pickpocket who is also a thief, Shi Tuo's goal is not random, otherwise with his superb skills, he will make his stomach rumble with hunger? Shi Tuo could see it, and the actions of the fat man in front of him could be seen at a glance.

Looking at the proficiency of the technique, the concealment of the briefcase under the ribs, and the seamless coordination between the timing of the shot and the bumps of the vehicle, Shi Tuo determined that this fat man was a habitual groping, and he thought that the problem of food and clothing in the next few days could be solved.

The bus travels on a dedicated lane and is about to reach the next stop. Yang Xue, who went to the company for the first time today, was in a good mood, and when she was about to arrive at the station, she turned around and was about to get off the bus, but she inadvertently caught a glimpse of a young man with a shirt collar washed and somewhat faded, and the young man was holding a bulging crocodile leather bag in his arms.

Pickpocket! Yang Xue's first reaction was to think that the young man was a thief, and she deliberately reminded her, but after thinking about it, she decided to look at the owner's reaction first. If the owner has already noticed it, then she doesn't have to be thankless, after all, the good people now are not so easy to be, and she has been bitten by dogs many times, and she doesn't want to make a branch today.

The beautiful eyes flowed, but the sight was ugly, and the fat man's face was full of fat and obscene smiles, which made Yang Xue feel a little disgusted. But thinking of the pitiful performance of his wallet being stolen and not knowing it at all, Yang Xue felt that he still had to remind him.

Laugh at~

As the bus slowed down again, signaling the arrival of the next stop, the car jolted a bit. Yang Xue knew that if she didn't make a noise to remind the fat man, the pickpocket was afraid that she was going to escape, and she was about to make a sound, but the birth of a salty pig hand made her immediately scream loudly: "Salty! pig!"

The eyes of the people eating melons in the car were like swords, from the confusion at first to the sharpness later, and finally quickly locked on the fat uncle. I have to say that the eyes of the masses are bright, because the young girl who is the victim has just realized that the friction is not an accident at this time.

But it's no wonder that the fat uncle's dignity must be the standard for the host of groping. Isn't there a saying that if there is a hand, there must be a master? What, haven't you heard of it? Well, it was made up by Shi Tuo.

Glancing at the uncle who was petrified in place at this time, Shi Tuo pursed his lips slightly, and his gaze turned to sweep the sun and snow vaguely. The moment the car door opened, he got out of the car without hesitation, without the slightest intention of staying to judge the fat pig.

The killer has a saying: If you miss a hit, you will be thousands of miles away. As a senior pickpocket, Shi Tuo still has to travel thousands of miles with one hit. And Yang Xue, who squeezed out of the car after some hard work, looked left and right, but couldn't find the thief just now, stomped his feet, and had to comfort himself: The fat man is to blame.

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Humming a little song and taking brisk small steps, Shi Tuo's current mood can be described as extraordinarily bright. Just passing through an uninhabited alley, Shi Tuo pulled out a wad of banknotes from the leather and threw the leather into the stinky ditch, causing him to smile from ear to ear now.

Hooligans are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans are educated, and Shi Tuo deeply recognizes this. If it weren't for the pen and ink in his chest, he would have faced that pile of purple tickets, wouldn't they all be dark coins or something? I'm afraid that by this time, they would have already turned into a pile of fly ash under their lighters.

Shi Tuo was abducted and trafficked by traffickers when he was a child, and he was lucky enough to escape with his limbs intact, but he was unable to go to school. But after experiencing some stealing teachers on the rivers and lakes, coupled with self-taught, he finally got the stunt to solve the problem of food and clothing. In Shi Tuo's view, although his knowledge may be a little weak in taking the exam, it is absolutely practical.

He quickly exchanged all the 500 yuan euros into RMB, and Shi Tuo became a poor man with a net worth of 100,000 yuan for a while. Although he is still poor, he is different from him who only hides 100 yuan on the soles of his shoes on weekdays. With these 100,000 yuan, Shi Tuo can consider washing his hands in a golden basin and making a fortune.

As for why the fat pig carries a huge amount of money in this era of credit card boom, and it is still foreign currency, Shi Tuo didn't think much about it. He was in no mood to pay attention to the other party's gray income or anything, the most important thing was that the money was now in his hands. Do a good deed every day, make money every day, what more can a husband ask for?

In his heart, he was proud of killing two birds with one stone, Shi Tuo was already close to the shantytown where he lived, and before turning the last corner, Shi Tuo heard a discordant sound. Restrained his steps, leaning against the corner of the wall and poking his head out slightly, Shi Tuo found that the head snake was standing at the door of his house with a few younger brothers, and it seemed that he had come to charge.

If it is on weekdays, you can collect it, and Shi Tuo doesn't have a few coins on him, and it will be one hundred and eighty yuan when he touches them all. But now it's different, Shi Tuo is a poor man with a net worth of 100,000 yuan, if he is touched away, how can he make a fortune?

With an idea, Shi Tuo took out two hundred-yuan bills and rubbed them a few times, and the original brand new local tyrant gold became crumpled and looked a little old. Putting two old bills in his pocket, and reluctantly hiding the rest of the money in a pile of dead leaves under an old tree, and pressing a big stone on it, Shi Tuocai whistled casually and turned the corner.

It is said that when you meet love at the corner, Shi Tuo contributed one of the two hundred yuan on his body to this corner, but fortunately, the other party did not have much trouble.

Looking at the back of the snake in the distance, Shi Tuo's idea of moving became more and more determined, it was time to change the city, rent a shop and do some small business to make a fortune. Thinking of it, the poor don't have time for mother-in-law, so Shi Tuo walked to the old tree, but before he could bend down, his feet were bent, his head was crooked, and his eyes were black, and he was unconscious.

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"My money, my ...... to make a fortune," Shi Tuo shouted and woke up. It's just that before he could finish shouting, he was stunned by the scene in front of him.

It is said to be a scene, but in fact there is nothing, and it is pitch black all around, and everything is silent. Just as Tuo was about to get up to figure out the situation, a small light appeared when he looked up. He noticed the glimmer of light in an instant and kept his eyes on it.

Just in an instant, that little bit of light was like a font under the zoom of a mobile phone, dramatically enlarged, and turned into a round of high hanging sun. This change made Shi Tuo suffer, and almost blinded his forehead, the eyes of a beautiful man.

Before Shi Tuo could scold, the air around him circulated, blowing gusts of breeze, and at the same time, clusters of dark clouds gathered in the sky, turning to thunder and lightning, and before the slightest time could not wait, the raindrops the size of a baby's fist could not wait to fall.

Shi Tuo was so shocked that he hurriedly held his head in his hands, leaving only his eyes to secretly observe the surroundings. The raindrops hit Shi Tuo's whole body, but fortunately, thousands of trees rose from the ground in a blink of an eye, which gave Shi Tuo a natural haven.

However, before Shi Tuo could catch his breath, a thunderbolt struck under a giant tree in front of him, and the raging fire set off a prairie fire under the pouring rain. Shi Tuo fell into a real dire situation before he could act.

Come in a hurry! Go in a hurry!

Shi Tuo finally saw what it means to be truly transient. The heavy rain that was still pouring down like a heavenly river had stopped abruptly, and the fierce fire, which had the potential to burn all things, also stopped abruptly.

What made Shi Tuo even more shocked was that the surrounding landscape had also undergone earth-shaking changes without him noticing. Shi Tuo, who was originally in the plains, found himself on a bare slope high ground, with overlapping mountains behind him, and a dense forest under the slope in front of him.

The breeze was blowing, and the depressed Shi Tuo saw a rainbow hanging in the sky. It's not that he hasn't seen a rainbow, but he has never seen such a huge, so clear, such a gorgeous rainbow, as if it is within reach, and he can step on the rainbow when he lifts his feet.

There are no high-rise buildings, no low-rise shantytowns, and no traffic, looking at the general scenery of the primitive society in front of him, Shi Tuo knows that he can't get back his 100,000 yuan, so at this time he looked greedily at the rainbow, hoping to see enough.

It's just that the Creator's advantage doesn't seem to be so easy to take advantage of! A gust of yin wind blew from behind Shi Tuo, making Shi Tuo's chrysanthemum tight, and before he had time to look back, he took advantage of this strange wind to rush forward.

Boom!

Shi Tuo, who had just stopped, took advantage of the aftermath to turn his head forward, and at the same time took the opportunity to take a look at the monster behind him.

"I'll go, this is too ugly!" Shi Tuo just glanced at it in a hurry, and then called out directly. I saw that there was a giant beast crouching behind Shi Tuo at this time, and the giant beast was ugly.

Not to mention that the big mouth with exposed fangs keeps keeping the yellow hara, just talking about the two big nostrils, each of which can easily stuff Shi Tuo's head, and the navel eye that is three points larger than the nostrils, it is difficult to prevent Shi Tuo from regurgitating.

The most hateful thing is the two deformed giant beast claws of the giant beast.,I just wanted to slap our hero to death.,Fortunately, Shi Tuo was slippery and unusually smart.,Lucky to escape with a life.。

Shi Tuo slandered in his heart: "Daddy! I really think that if I see the origin of the world, appreciate the rainbow, and then watch the rare and exotic beasts, I can blackmail me for 100,000 yuan!

It's just that in response to him was a series of slaps like a life amulet, and for a while, a sound like a pile driver in a brick moving site sounded. And in the midst of this indiscriminate bombardment, Shi Tuo finally stepped into the air and rolled down the mountain.

Shi Tuo didn't know if God existed, but in the face of all kinds of weirdness at this time, Shi Tuo just wanted to shout: "God, fuck your sister!"