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Hong Xin frowned, pointed at me and said, "Didn't you take medicine!

"I can't hold it back! Chicken intestines original, this joke is so jb funny!!haha......" I can't help but laugh when I think of that joke. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"It's so funny, you tell me about it!" Hong Xin put a pillow, leaned on the head of the bed, and said with squinted eyes.

"Lonely men and widows, it's easy to be uncontrollable ......when you listen to this joke!" "Chicken intestines are the modern version of Ximen Qing, and the things he likes are more heavy.

"Don't ink, let's drip quickly!" Hong Xin said urgically.

I thought to myself, it turns out that *** little girl, I also like this tone, they all like color, I sat back on the bed and organized the language.

"Say, there is a man and a woman cheating, one day, just the man's wife went out on a business trip, these two people are suffocated, a call from the man, the woman came quickly, went straight to the topic, no fucking ink at all, the two of them were like glue, came again and again, just when they were about to come for the fifth time, suddenly there was a sound of opening the door, which frightened the dog man and woman, the woman knew that the man's wife, is a tigress, so she jumped directly from the balcony on the second floor, because she was too anxious... This girl was naked, but she was in a hurry, so she had to press her teeth and reach out to stop a taxi, after the woman got into the car, the driver was stunned for a moment, and then began to look at the lower half of the woman's body!

The woman was in a hurry, watching the driver peeping at herself, she was suddenly furious, her legs split, pointed at the driver and scolded: "Look at your mother!!

When the driver heard this, he was even more angry than the woman and said, "Don't make a noise!!I want to see where you get the money for my car!!"

"......" the woman was speechless.

"Haha!! "I laughed heartily when I finished speaking.

"Finished?" Hong Xin asked expressionlessly.

"Well... Finished... "I continued laughing.

"Do you think it's interesting?"

"Not good... Laughing?"

"Why didn't that woman wear a dress at the time?"

"Didn't you say you were in a hurry!"

"It's only a matter of a second or two to get a dress!"

"Why didn't that man throw her a dress?"

“...... You're sick! Why are you serious? Jokes!!Do you understand jokes??Put on your clothes!Are you still jokes?"

"Silly b" Hong Xin scolded me, and turned over and went to sleep directly, I'm very angry, jokes, it takes two people to laugh to be interesting, I laughed stupidly for a long time, a little **.

The two of us were lying on the big round bed, and after a while, Hong Xin began to twitch under the quilt, I rolled my eyes, scolded a false sentence, and then covered my head and went to sleep.

“...............”

We are asleep here, let's talk about Wang Mumu's side, tonight is too strange, the following dialogue, there are eyewitnesses to chicken intestines, provided by friendship, true and reliable.

An hour ago, after I left, Wang Mumu lay on the bed for a while, and continued to play poker with an excited face.

After more than ten minutes, Wang Mumu's face flushed, a little drunken and charming, and after a while, the crotch of his pants changed, and he began to bulge slightly.

"Why am I a little hot?" asked Wang Mumu as he turned to the chicken intestines on the other bed.

"It's okay, fly powder, it's not strong, it's good to hold it for a while!" Ji Guzi smiled evilly and comforted Wang Mumu.

Wang Mumu's eyes were blurred, looking at the chandelier on the roof, he felt that his whole body was getting hotter and hotter, according to his later recollection, *** The rooftop was full of beautiful celebrities, all of whom were swimming on the roof without clothes......

"Ang intestines, it's still hot!!I'll take a shower!" Wang Mumu took a leap directly with his bare feet, and began to undress when he was running, and when he arrived at the bathroom, he was still naked, unscrewed the sprinkler head, and began to take a bath.

But it doesn't work, the more you wash, the hotter it gets, you look like you have eyes, your bladder is about to explode, the more you take a bath, the more annoying it becomes, and it doesn't solve the problem at all.

Wang Mumu walked out of the bathroom, began to tighten his crotch, dangled on the ground, and took small steps, a little coquettish, a little **......

"Brother Mu...... Uncomfortable, do you miss the girl?!" The chicken intestines are bad and deliberately teases the wood.

Wang Mumu couldn't hold it back, and glanced at the chicken intestines with blurry eyes, but he still couldn't bear to start, but the cheeks of the chicken intestines were seriously violated, and he successfully lowered Wang Mumu's **.

"Intestines... Is there a lady in this hotel?"

"I don't know, isn't there a massage phone on the table?"

As soon as Wang Mumu heard this, he suddenly felt like a god, and two arrows stepped over, picked up the phone and dialed.

"Hey... Massage drops?" Wang Mumu got straight to the point.

"Yes, we have Thai, Hong Kong ...... here."

"Don't ink! Can you prostitute?"

"Sorry, we're a regular massage!"

"Grass, isn't it bad money!!Bad money, you talk!!1000 lines?" Wang Mumu, who regarded money as his life, opened up for the first time.

"It's not about money, we don't have it!"

“2000”

“......”

“3000”

"Toot toot...!"

The phone was hung up, Wang Mumu was sweating anxiously, now his eyes no longer dare to look at the chicken intestines, he is really afraid that something will happen to them, if that, this explosive news is no less than the Japanese Prime Minister and Bush are in love!!

"You call the hotel again, do you ask them if they know?" The chicken intestines are no longer noisy, and he can see that Wang Mumu is really anxious.

"Oooh... Okay!" Wang Mumu dialed the front desk again, chattered a lot, and finally scolded: "You don't fucking take Miss, you put your mother's fly powder in the guest room!!!You know??"

"Brother Mu, there is a door-to-door service, and it is said that he is on call!!"

Then Wang Mumu and the chicken intestines agitated on the computer and called countless times, but in the end, they found out that all your mother was lying, and the chicken intestines did not give up, and asked for help on the post bar again, but found that there were more people who cared about Wang Mumu now being suffocated, and no one could provide useful information at all.

Two hours later, Wang Mumu was in the middle of the room, continuing to be independent.

"Don't look for it!!! It's over...!" Wang Mumu walked to the bathroom rather lonely.

"Why is it over before it starts??" "Chicken intestines especially don't understand, a man, why can he without doing anything... Finish.

"I recalled all the AVs I've watched since I was a kid ... In the end, I was defeated in the hands of Teacher Cang!!Well empty!!You are my savior!" Wang Mumu said with gratitude.

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