"Ahh

Awakened by a strong urge to urinate, I rolled over and got up to run to the bathroom, but I almost fell from an upside-down onion on the 1.8m high bed.

I didn't have time to think about it, I climbed the escalator next to the bed and came down carefully, and then rushed to the bathroom to let out the water before I breathed a sigh of relief, and I felt that the whole person was relaxed!

Stretching, I yawned and came out of the bathroom, washed my cold face to be sober, but was shocked by the dignity in the mirror.

This body, 167cm tall, weighs only 90 pounds, looks malnourished with vegetables, people think it is a junior high school student, and they will never think that I have gone to college, this is what I look like at the age of 20!

I am now more than 120 pounds, and after 40 years of social mixing, I have not become famous, I have a lot of eating, drinking and having fun, and I have earned a big beer belly!

Mom, this must be a dream, only dreaming can I dream back to the scene 20 years ago, look at the familiar and unfamiliar environment around me, this is definitely my college student apartment!

I've dreamed countless times, but at the moment this scene seems a little too real, I pinched the muscles of my inner thigh, and a sharp pain came from my heart, and I grinned in pain, and tears flowed down my face.

I'm not surprised, I didn't wake up from the dream, I've read countless online novels, and I boldly guess, am I reborn?

Yesterday I just divorced my wife, and I took a few brothers to a bar to buy drunk, and when I was in a bad mood, I didn't refuse to drink until the glass was dry, and I was so drunk that I was unconscious, and I was inexplicably reborn in college.

I have been very unlucky in these years, in 2015, when the stock market was bullish, I felt that I could make a fortune with my technology, so I resolutely resigned from a good job with a monthly salary of more than 10,000 yuan in a listed company despite the opposition of my family, but the good times did not last long, and I finally earned hundreds of thousands, but it was only half a year, and the stock market plummeted.

Fortunately, my technology is okay, my style tends to be conservative, and I don't have financing to increase leverage, so although I spit out most of the money I earned, I still made some money, but since then I have been too lazy to go to work, and I have been staying at home to speculate in stocks, and I can only barely maintain in the adverse market.

When my wife saw that I had lost my job and that my plan to make a fortune in the stock market had not materialized, she was naturally cynical, and I belonged to the kind of person who wanted to save face and suffer crimes, so our relationship gradually became strained.

Who would have thought, I stayed at home all the year round, and I was too lazy to exercise, my body was getting worse, I had a man's unspeakable disease, I was in a very bad mood during that time, every time I saw my wife's cold face, I couldn't help but quarrel with her, she couldn't get any warmth from me, and our relationship broke down.

The stock speculation did not go well, his health did not improve, and he quarreled when he met his wife, and he really couldn't live together anymore, so he had to divorce by agreement.

Drinking, the more you drink, the more lonely you become!

The brothers around me comforted me, there is no grass at the end of the world, and they are looking for me a partner, but if a man has that kind of disease, which woman can be happy with him?

So I had to rely on alcohol to anesthetize myself.

"Bang!"

A violent crash sounded in my ears, standing in front of the mirror and thinking about it, I was startled, and quickly ran out, only to find a situation that made people want to cry without tears, my dormitory door was closed by the wind, and I ran out wearing only a pair of underwear just now.

"Damn, why are you a thief doing this to me?" I scolded angrily, it's more than 8 o'clock in the morning, my roommates have just gone out for self-study, and it will be impossible to come back for a while, so it's obviously unrealistic for me to stand here and wait!

Could it be that my reborn life began on this unfortunate day?

Introduce the situation, I studied in Tan City, Xiangnan Province, the school is called Shonan University of Science and Technology, the name is quite lofty, in fact, it is a low-end three universities, as long as you pass the national undergraduate line, no matter whether you fill in this school or not, you can be transferred here!

The school is divided into the south campus and the north campus, the south campus is an engineering college, where there are more wolves and less meat, the ratio of men to women is 7:1, and most of the girls are dinosaurs that make people have no appetite, the campus environment is very general, you can see the end at a glance.

The north campus is a normal college, the situation here is completely different, the ratio of men to women is 5:5, there is a very beautiful Ming Lake in the school, there is a cherry blossom garden, to the cherry blossom season, the citizens of Tan City will come to enjoy the flowers, other pavilions and pavilions, the school environment is very beautiful, at night, passionate men and women are full of all corners of this campus.

I studied the mechanical design major under the School of Mechanical and Electrical Engineering, and there are three majors under the School of Mechanical and Electrical Engineering: measurement and control technology and industrial design.

This year's mechanical design 6 classes have a total of 160 people, and there are only 15 girls, and I was divided into 6 classes of 25 people on 2 girls, and the ratio of men to women is less than 10:1, which shows how miserable our monk profession is, too many adolescent boys with strong hormone secretion have no way to complete the transformation during college.

For a girl in our major, no matter what her body looks like, if no more than 10 boys have confessed to her, it means that her four years of college have been in vain.

But this kind of hard time when I can't find a girlfriend, I really haven't experienced it, although I'm not tall, and I'm skinny, but I look passable, and I also have a mouth that can amuse others.

By the way, I suddenly thought: "I can meet my first girlfriend by chance, isn't it that one day in college, I went to the bathroom wearing a pair of underwear, but the door was blown shut by the wind, and I ran to my classmate's dormitory to borrow clothes and pants when I had no choice, and was caught by Zhou Qingxue, the entertainment committee member in the hospital, to star in a show she led?" ”

This situation and the precious memories in my memory completely coincide, and I was excited, could it be that I have the opportunity to play with my ex-girlfriend again?

I cowered and came to the dormitory of my classmate Li Wei with trepidation, whether there was such a thing or not, it would be verified immediately.

Our apartment is newly built, we belong to the first batch of residents, the school is based on the time of admission to allocate beds, so our classmates are scattered in several apartments, each apartment has 3 dormitories, each dormitory has 4 beds, fortunately the same apartment is occupied by people from this major, so it is relatively familiar.

I entered the school relatively late and was assigned to live on the 6th floor, most of the families in this era are not financially rich enough, and they will give priority to ordinary dormitories when entering the school, so we only live 4 people in this apartment with 12 beds.

Li Wei's dormitory is on the 3rd floor, fortunately he is still there, watching me walk in naked, like a monkey, several classmates did not care about my feelings, haha laughed!

I said hello to them, but I was reborn, and I had a sense of superiority in front of them, and said disappreciably: "Don't make fun of me, give my buddy a whole outfit to wear!" The wind blew my door shut. ”

Li Wei found me a dress very righteously, and I hurriedly changed them, because if it really developed according to the route in my memory, Zhou Qingxue would come over soon.

Putting on my clothes, I looked in the mirror, I am 167cm tall, not a few thin, and Li Wei is 175cm tall, weighs 130 pounds, my waist circumference is afraid of twice as much as mine, and the clothes are on my body, which is obviously too big.

I pulled my pants and looked for a belt in their dormitory, but everyone had nothing superfluous, so I could only find a rope in the dormitory to tie my pants around my waist and tie a knot as a belt, this funny scene, not to mention them, even I couldn't hold back my laughter and screamed like a pig, no wonder Zhou Qingxue saw me like a treasure!

Although I was sure that I was reborn, I didn't know when I was reborn, so I tentatively asked, "What year and month is today?" ”

Li Wei put the desk calendar on his desk in my hand and said: "You are sleeping and sleeping, today is October 14, 2001, see it clearly!" ”

"Sure enough, it was in my first year of college! I was reborn in 2001! I thought excitedly, "Now that my life has started again, I want to live a wonderful life in vain." ”