Fifty-three, a poem
Offstage, the coach saw me on stage for the first time and pulled me to introduce me to the rules and precautions.
After talking for a long time, the rules of the competition are played at will, and the rest is about how to protect yourself on the stage, how to remind the coach to stop the game if you lose, etc., obviously very unoptimistic about me, I have been smiling and listening, this coach likes to talk until the mouth is dry, so I let me go on stage.
Xiang Qingru and Song Qi squeezed to the side of the ring to cheer me on, but their cheering voices quickly disappeared in the crowd, because I was talking nonsense and was a newcomer, and the dozens of people on the scene all supported the victory man one-sidedly.
Before the game started, Xiang Qingru complained to Song Qi and said: "I'm worried about me, why don't you have a heart and lungs, just don't worry about him, and look excited, you are a traitor." ”
Song Qi poked Xiang Qingru's forehead with his hand, and said earnestly: "People say that the IQ of a woman in love is equal to 0, and sure enough, seeing that you look anxious, what am I doing with you?" Wouldn't I be able to stand out more if I behave differently? ”
Xiang Qingru suddenly realized, and was about to speak, the coach on the stage had already signaled everyone to be quiet, the competition was about to start, and now the two sides on the stage could talk about the scene or spicy chicken.
The victory man touched his nose with his fist gloves, and then made a classic Bruce Lee move, and said disdainfully: "Boy, give you one last chance, now kneel down and kowtow, I will spare you, otherwise I will beat you to cry and call your mother." The audience suddenly shouted and knelt one after another, and the coach pressed down with both hands before everyone quieted down again.
Now that I have come to the stage, I simply behaved domineering and said with a smile: "I kneel to my parents, and I want me to kneel a waste, I'm afraid it's a little difficult!" ”
"Fuck your uncle!" When the victory man heard this, he was immediately angry, and he didn't listen to the coach's shouting to start, and the tiger roared and rushed forward with his fist.
The coach and everyone in the audience looked at each other, I really didn't expect my spicy chicken to be so arrogant, this coach saw that the victory man had attacked, and he didn't stop it, so he simply stepped aside, anyway, he didn't blame others if he wanted to die.
The victorious man punched and kicked, and his mouth was shy, making it a tiger and a tiger, while I dodged left and right, and did not attack at all.
From a formal point of view, it was indeed me who was forced to retreat again and again by the victory man, it seems that the victory man has the absolute upper hand, and victory is just around the corner, and a smile appeared on his face.
Most of the people in the audience were happy, who called this kid who didn't know the height of the sky, and actually made a lot of nonsense, and now he was taught a hard lesson to relieve the hatred in his heart, and he suddenly shouted cheers and shouted more enthusiastically.
Only a few masters, including Senior Brother Duan, frowned and looked solemn, knowing that the defeat of the victorious man was a foregone conclusion.
There is a big taboo in the martial arts world, that is, whether it is punching or kicking, you must not use all your strength, because using all your strength will lead to an unstable center of gravity, inflexible movements, and inability to change moves in time, and will also lead to rapid physical exhaustion.
This victorious man was provoked by the words to forget the coach's usual teachings, and every time he tried his best to defeat me in the shortest possible time, but he planted the seeds of his defeat.
Sure enough, the five-minute high-intensity attack exhausted the strength of the victorious man, but he still held on to it for the sake of face, and used his last bit of strength to throw a punch, and I easily dodged it again, but this time the victorious man stumbled under his feet, and I took the opportunity to punch him in the face and knock him to the ground, he lay on the ground panting heavily, and he had completely lost his combat effectiveness.
Of course, I didn't make a dead move, after all, it was just a scramble.
The cheers from the audience stopped abruptly, this reversal was too sudden, and those people didn't understand why the situation suddenly became like this, which can only show that their rank is not enough.
On the other hand, Xiang Qingru and Song Qi cried with joy, hugging each other and jumping and jumping.
Senior Brother Duan thought to himself: "This kid is really not showing his face, I didn't expect it to be so powerful." In the competition just now, he kept dodging left and right, and he used a punch to attack, and he didn't see what his real strength was, and others were not sure to beat him, so it seemed that I could only play. So he said: "My friend is really a master, so let's come down and learn my friend's tricks." After that, he wanted to play.
At this time, a crisp female voice came from the other side of the ring: "Senior Brother Duan, why don't you work for your big driver, let me come!" ”
A tall and peerless beauty walked into the ring under everyone's fascinated gaze. A group of people immediately shouted idiotically: "Senior Sister Jing is invincible, Senior Sister Jing will win!" "It's so thunderous that I'm scorched on the outside and tender on the inside.
Looking at this super beauty who can compare to Zhong Manxia standing there slimly, I always feel that a beauty of this level should be kept in a deep boudoir compound, even if she is bumped and touched, she feels distressed, not to mention that she has to wave her fists.
I couldn't afford to fight at all, and I smiled bitterly in my heart: "Beauty, you won, I admit defeat." ”
Senior Sister Jing sneered twice, and said with disdain: "What, pretending to be a gentleman in front of me, and engaging in this set of pity and cherishing jade?" Why were you so arrogant just now, you shitty with no eggs. ”
At this time, the senior brother also said: "Friend, don't underestimate her, her strength in our martial arts hall is ranked among the top few, and those few dare not say that they can win her!" ”
I was shocked when I heard this, this beauty is really blessed, her appearance is already so unbelievable, and her strength is so strong! suddenly put away the kind of thinking of not being an enemy of women.
Senior Sister Jing's cold words came over again: "I see that you are a college student, let me introduce myself, I am a junior student of Tan University, the president of the Martial Arts Association, Fang Xianjing!" ”
I also hurriedly reported to my home: "I'm a sophomore at Shonan University of Science and Technology, hello Sister Fang!" ”
Unexpectedly, she said coldly: "A student from a third-rate school dares to come to the martial arts hall to spread wildness, hum!" ”
I have always been very preferential to beauties, I was not angry at all when I heard this, I stared at Fang Xianjing and chanted a poem with a smile: "Looking horizontally, it becomes a peak on the side of the ridge, and the height is different from far and near." I don't know the true face of Lushan, but I am not in this mountain. ”
Fang Xianjing wanted to learn my trick just now, which aroused him to be angry and take the initiative, but I didn't expect me to read a poem, and I wondered if it was impossible to read this poem wrong with the quality of a college student!
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If Fang Xianjing hadn't figured out the meaning of this poem, she could really find a piece of tofu to hit and die, she was so angry that her face was flushed, and she shouted: "Dengzi, if I don't beat you, you will go to the hospital, and I will have your surname today!" ”
After speaking, she attacked with a fist, I had the heart to try her strength, I didn't dodge, I resisted with my arms, fortunately, a woman's strength is not as good as a man's after all, although her fist is quite heavy, but it generally does not exceed Xia Jinsong.
As the two approached, I smelled the fragrance of her like an orchid in the hollow valley, and said with a smile: "Senior sister, you are so fragrant!" I thought about it just now, you changed your surname to Jiang, and it sounds good to be called Jiang Xianjing! ”
"Damn, this kid is a talent!" Everyone originally hated me, but as soon as I opened my mouth like this, everyone couldn't help but admire him, and it seemed that no matter who fought with him, he would be made impetuous, and his combat power would be greatly reduced.
But there are also some people who despise me even more, practicing martial arts does not rely on real strength, but relies on some crooked ways to win, which is simply the scum of the martial arts world!
I thought that Fang Xianjing was angry and lost her mind and bombarded wildly, so as a man, I will defend steadily and exhaust her physical strength, and it will be easy to win and freehand. When the time comes, you can also release water to her, and everyone will be undefeated and happy.
Unexpectedly, when Fang Xianjing heard my words, not only did she not attack, but instead jumped away, closed her eyes, and calmed down.
When dealing with beautiful women, I naturally won't take advantage of others. But my heart is full of alarm bells, and maybe this Fang Xian Jing will be his toughest opponent so far.
Thirty seconds later, Fang Xianjing opened her eyes, she looked at me and said calmly, "You are not bad, you have a little gentlemanly demeanor." But then I'll do my best to defeat you and make you pay for your frivolous actions. ”
I didn't answer her either, staring at her intently, anyway, I don't know how to attack, and since the fight, it's been defense-oriented.
Fang Xian quietly put on a posture and slowly stepped forward, as if she saw that I would not attack, she began to attack with a loud shout.
First, a classic combination of punches, a straight left and a straight right, then a sweep with my right leg, I blocked 2 punches with my hands, and jumped backwards to avoid the sideways. But she immediately changed her right leg to support, and her left leg swept out of her abdomen, which was as fast as lightning, and there was no interval between transitions at all, and I couldn't avoid it with my reflexes, so I could only raise my arms to block.
The leg was so powerful that it hurt my arm, and I took five steps back to get rid of the strength, and by this time I had retreated to the edge of the ring. But she didn't give me time to breathe at all, and directly kicked her lower abdomen with a positive kick, I dodged sideways, and she hit a left hook, which was supposed to be able to resist the punch with my strength, but this time I took a trick and used my hand to resist the punch, and my body took a big step to open up the distance between me and her.
Everyone immediately let out a cry of regret, just now a round of stormy attacks made everyone look fascinated, but seeing that I was losing and retreating, I thought he was in a catastrophe, but I didn't expect to be escaped by him.
I suffered because I had too little experience in combat, and I was completely unfamiliar with Sanda routines, so I couldn't anticipate the enemy's opportunity, so I could only see the moves, so I was able to resist with my reflexes against the sky and the thick skin and thick flesh, but I was obviously much faster than the speed of escape.
At this time, I already knew that Fang Xianjing's strength was slightly inferior to Xia Jinsong, but she was superior in all aspects of reflexes and offensive routines, so it was not a good strategy to passively wait for her to run out of physical strength.