Ninety-nine, peach blossoms with a human face
When I arrived at the destination, the three field stove stones were still in place, as if witnessing the sweetness of me and Zhong Manxia, and I couldn't help but look at them with joy.
Fang Xianjing saw me staring blankly at the three blackened stones and smirked, and suddenly understood that I was thinking about someone she didn't want to see the most.
Her vinegar jar was knocked over like that, and she kicked me in the ass hard, and said angrily, "What are you doing stupidly? I don't know how to hurry up and set up the tent, where do you let us stay? ”
I had to put away my thoughts about my girlfriend and honestly set up a tent, Liu Yanli and they originally wanted to come over to help, but they were also stopped by Fang Xianjing, so now the situation is that I am busy alone, and everyone else is sitting in the shade with moisture-proof mats and chatting leisurely, looking at the beautiful clear water and blue sky.
Sadly, two days ago, I laughed at Gong Junjie for being submissive to Li Xiaohong like a dog, but I didn't expect that I would be retributed today, and it was doubled, I had to serve 4 of them.
I thought about it, it's still early, why don't I catch a crab, with Senior Sister Fang's impatient temperament, maybe I can be pinched by the crab and take revenge on me, hehe!
So I proposed to them to catch crabs, make spicy crab hot pot at night, and then drink a little wine, which is absolutely super refreshing.
This proposal was immediately unanimously approved by all the members, and I took them to another gentle creek, where I must not have been able to go for the first two days, and the female crabs were almost touched, and there was no oil or water to be found any more.
In order to attract them to come and catch crabs with me, I quickly caught one and showed them how to distinguish between male and female.
These girls are really very interested, and they all want to go into the water to try, but my leader Fang spoke again: "You girls are going to join in the fun, you are not afraid of being clawed, let him do this difficult task, let's go play in the water." ”
After saying that, I took off my shoes and went to the water to play, picking up a few beautiful stones in the stream from time to time, laughing like silver bells from time to time, and I was the only one who was crying to catch crabs, and ten thousand grass and mud horses floated over my head.
While catching the crab, I miss my Manxia very much, I always feel so happy and sweet with her, she will accompany me in whatever I do, how can there be four girls like now, but I am still lonely, very pitiful.
Suddenly I felt cold on my body, and the water poured on me, and when I turned my head to look, when I was thinking about Zhong Manxia, four beauties had secretly come behind me, and the united front was fighting against me, and they all laughed and were very happy when they saw that I was embarrassed by the sneak attack.
I was being made miserable by Fang Xianjing, alone, but I was worried that there was no way to retaliate, and now they took the initiative to send them to the door, I was overjoyed, and I spread my arms and made trouble with them.
Except for Fang Xianjing, who has more strength and stronger staying power, the others are all weak and can't help the wind, and they will be defeated by me in three or two strokes.
It's not that I don't know who pities the fragrance and cherishes the jade, so I immediately mitigated the blow to the three of them, and focused on Fang Xianjing, who was splashed by me and screamed, and she wanted to rush over and PK with me with a real person.
How could I let her get her wish, and fight and retreat, she turned around and went back to grab the small bucket where the crabs were put and wanted to splash it on me, there was a small half bucket of crabs in it, it was not easy to catch, I quickly stopped: "Stop, I admit defeat!" ”
She thrust her waist and said with a big threat: "You stand there, let's splash for a few minutes, and this matter will be settled." ”
She thought she was acting majestic, but now with the same shape as a soup chicken, it is not too funny, I almost suffocated my internal injuries when I held back my laughter, and naturally agreed to her unequal agreement.
She shouted, "Sisters, go up! ”
These people swarmed me and splashed water around me, so I had to cover my ear holes with my index finger, close my eyes and let them do as they pleased.
After pouring for almost a minute, these people stopped one after another, and the satisfied Fang Xianjing took the three girls to the shore to rest for a while, I was afraid that they would catch a cold, so I asked them to go back to the camp to change their clothes first.
I picked up the speed and soon caught a bucket full of crabs, enough for us to eat in the evening and then go back to camp.
After changing my clothes, I am going to deal with the crabs, this time Fang Xianjing finally has a little conscience, maybe I was happy just now, the five of us sat together and talked and laughed.
Handling crabs is actually very simple, first put it in boiling water and scald it to death, then lift the crab shell from its tail to remove the internal organs.
The crab had already been scalded to death, so Fang Xianjing and the others also dared to do it, and everyone was in full swing, and it was quickly dealt with.
It was not too late now, and the last time we picked wild fruits was not far away, I asked them if they wanted to eat the wild fruits and taste the wild vegetables.
Fang Xianjing gave me another violent slap and scolded: "Don't you talk nonsense? There is such a fun place, hurry up and take us there! ”
I took them and set off, and said to her aggrievedly: "Senior sister, can you not knock your head every time, others are so faceless when they see it, and they are knocked stupid, who will serve you in the future?" ”
She said disapprerovingly: "Cut, I have a lot of dog legs around me, and you are just so-so, don't do it." ”
I was a little angry, and said unhappily: "That's okay, you just let your dog's leg serve you, forgive me for not accompanying you!" ”
She was furious and shouted, "Get out, get out of Zhong Manxia who accompanies you!" Ignore me! ”
The three people who followed us were all inexplicable, and just saw us whispering in front of us, looking intimate, and in the blink of an eye, they were like enemies meeting, and hurriedly came over and separated us.
Li Jiajie and Jia Meiying accompanied Fang Xianjing to the front, and Liu Yanli asked me in the back, "What's the matter with you?" ”
In fact, I regretted it after saying these words, Senior Sister Fang is usually so good to me, and she tries her best to teach me martial arts every day, and it is right for me to be angry with her, and I am a 40-year-old soul, what should I be angry with a little girl like a flower?
The main reason is that Zhong Manxia and I are emotionally sublimated, and when I don't want to be separated for a moment, I was forcibly interrupted by her, so I was a little resentful, plus I cared about her very much, and I didn't want to see so many dogs around her, so I didn't control my emotions.
I explained, "I want her to give some face in front of you, don't always knock me on the head, hehe, this is a trivial matter, just wait for me to apologize!" ”
Liu Yanli patted her chest and said, "It's just a trivial matter, I'm afraid that you guys will be really stiff and won't be able to end it." ”
I followed her hand to look at her chest, I used to focus on Fang Xianjing, and I didn't dare to look at these beauties, only then did I find that her wave shape was quite round, not big or small, very attractive, I couldn't help but look at it twice.
She threw a wink at me, deliberately held up the murder weapon, and smiled: "Is it good-looking?" ”
I didn't expect this girl to be so bold, and subconsciously said: "Good-looking!" After speaking, he realized that this was extremely bad, and quickly changed the topic awkwardly.
Fang Xianjing also regretted it after scolding me, she knew that I was actually very arrogant, and she respected her very much if she kept her low, but as long as she thought that I and Zhong Manxia had left footprints everywhere here, she couldn't help but be angry, wanting to call me, ridicule me, and torture me.
Out of the corner of her eye, she was slightly relieved to see that I didn't brush my sleeves away, but when she saw that I was chatting with Liu Yanli hotly, she became jealous again.
was in a trance like this, and the two people next to her didn't listen to anything they said to her, only heard them chattering, and said irritably: "Okay, don't say it, let me be quiet." ”
The two looked at each other, and the feelings comforted her for a long time just now, but she didn't listen to it at all, a little embarrassed.
I've adjusted my mood and know that I still have to tie the bell to the bell, so I can only lick my face and go out.
I ran to Fang Xianjing's side and said with a hippie smile: "Senior sister, there will be wild grapes picked in front of me, I'll pick them for you to eat later, okay?" ”
She didn't pay attention to me at all, and walked forward on her own, but in fact, she was happy to see me running to please her, and she knew that I had a follow-up, so she still held it, depending on how much I valued her.
I saw that the pink mountain chrysanthemums on the side of the road were very beautiful, so I ran to pick one and inserted it on her head, and exaggerated a poem: "Last year, in this door today, the peach blossoms on the human face reflect each other, and the peach blossoms do not know when to thank them, and the human face is still as beautiful as a flower." ”
This made the three girls who followed behind a great surprise, they saw me change the poem for the first time, and they actually changed it decently, and they admired me very much.
Fang Xianjing grabbed the flower on her head, threw it on the ground casually, and continued to walk on her own, but from the redness on her cheeks, it could be seen that her mood had been rippling, far from being so unkind as she showed.
I saw that she was still pretending to be there, and I didn't poke her, and used the trick I had used to deal with Xiang Qingru before: "Senior sister, how can I look at it from the side, you seem to have gained weight?" ”
It's a girl who cares a lot about her body shape, especially in front of people she cares about very much, so she naturally fell into my trap: "No, I just measured it yesterday, and my weight hasn't changed!" ”
I said seriously: "Then why is your status in my heart getting more and more important, senior sister?" ”
"I'll beat you stinky shameless guy!" She was ashamed, picked up her fist and hammered it on me, for her iron fist, I have long understood, definitely not like Zhong Manxia as a tickle, can only dodge to avoid, which aroused her competitiveness, chasing me punching and kicking, the two of us chased and chased, giggling and running forward, and soon disappeared from sight.
"Mom, these two living treasures, love and kill each other, it's too good to be too fast! I don't know waiting for us! The third girl who was left behind complained, feeling a little panicked in this wilderness, and hurried forward to catch up with us.