Chapter 17: Drugged
The two people who were eating with their mouths full of oil glanced at each other.
Girls, their appetites are not so big, and it is indeed unrealistic to eat a roast chicken alone.
The two of them pulled a chicken wing and handed it over.
An Lingling's mouth kept chewing, and he couldn't care about speaking at all, so he could only gesture with his eyes: "Then, take it." I'll remember to return it later. ”
The scholar was not hypocritical, so he took it and began to gnaw.
The three of them gnawed and snorted.
When the people who had gone into the woods to catch game came back with pheasants and hares in their hands, there were a large pile of bones left on the ground, and three of them had not been wiped clean, and the corners of their mouths were still oily.
The group of people shouted dissatisfiedly: "Big boss, you are not authentic, let's catch game, why are you already eating here." ”
The big boss?
An Lingling and Lu Liu glanced at each other, and according to the eyes of the other party, both of them understood what the other party wanted to say.
I'm afraid that this group of people in front of me is the group of robbers entrenched on Fuhu Mountain.
Green Willow raised an eyebrow at An Lingling, and An Lingling nodded.
That's right, what Midori wants to express is, can I give them some laxatives.
An Lingling nodded in agreement.
The group of people were in a mess, carrying the game that had been processed and looked at the green willow with a flattering face: "Help the girl to help roast it, your craftsmanship is so good, roast it and smell fragrant." ”
The green willow didn't say anything, took it, and began to roast.
Because the dense material of the green willow is too fragrant, the final result is that the green willow is roasted alone, and a bunch of people are watching around.
While wiping his saliva, he looked at it with a blank eye.
Green Willow frowned secretly, so many people looked at how to drug them.
I had to ask An Lingling for help.
An Lingling cleared her throat: "I said brother over there, you are surrounding my sister like that, and when she is nervous, she will bake you out, you don't want to go." ”
The scholar felt reasonable.
It doesn't matter if the main thing is muddled or not, it's not good to be abrupt and the girl is not good.
People are kind enough to help you roast game.
"You guys who have no interest, come here for me, don't surround me. You're not hot, but the girls are still hot. ”
The scholar shouted loudly.
Maybe he thinks what the scholar said makes sense, maybe it's because of the majesty of his big boss, anyway, in the end, a group of people left the green willows.
Midori Willow breathed a sigh of relief and finally left.
Now is a good time to get drugged, but what is the best drug?
Sweat medicine, soft tendon powder, or laxative?
After thinking about it for a long time, I decided to take laxatives.
Let's talk about pulling you into the dark first.
Just do it.
While An Lingling was talking nonsense with them, Green Willow's little hand shook, and some of the powder fell on the game.
However, it was immediately covered by green willow with a thick layer of spices.
A burst of tantalizing aromas came, and everyone's noses moved.
Greedily smelling the aroma of barbecue.
Green Willow beckoned: "Okay, you can take it." ”
The crowd dispersed and ran over to get food.
Luliu returned to An Lingling's side and whispered, "I've put laxatives on it, don't you take it later." ”
Midori had to ask for this.
In case Hoi An Ling Ling is greedy and traps her in, this matter will be a big deal.
An Lingling nodded, silent.
The scholar came with a hare.
"Two girls, you gave me chicken wings just now. Now I'll give you back a hare. Please laugh. ”
An Lingling waved his hand: "You're welcome, you can eat it yourself." ”
As a result, the two of them also argued.
The scholar insisted on giving, but An Lingling just didn't want it.
Isn't that nonsense, taking laxatives knowing that there are laxatives on it?
The two of them are like this, you pushed me to let me, and the green willow who looked at it looked anxious.
The scholar hadn't had time to eat a bite just now, and the others had already buried their heads in eating it.
If the effect of the medicine is attacked, won't this scholar retreat with his whole body.
Sometimes, that's it.
You can come whatever you want.
The effect of the drug was attacked, and a group of people clutched their stomachs and rushed into the forest while screaming.
Seeing his brothers running into the woods one by one, the scholar looked at the hare in his hand.
"You're drugged."
It's normal for one person to have a stomachache, and you can say that it's a coincidence that two people have a stomachache, and you can't talk about that group of people!
Moreover, I usually eat the same things as my brothers, so I am fine.
The only difference is today's barbecue, and I haven't had time to take a bite yet.
The scholar threw the game directly on the ground and pulled out an iron flute from his waist.
Holding the weapon, the scholar pointed to An Lingling and Lu Liu: "Say, why did you drug us, we have no injustice." ”
"We are innocent, but others are also innocent of you. Then why are you robbing other people's things. ”
An Lingling's face was frosty.
"We rob other people's things? Do you know who we're robbing? They are in the land of fish and meat, and they are powerful and blessed. Many even squeezed the people's money. We all checked it and saw it before we started. And the rest of the people, do you see that we have touched them in the slightest? If we had robbed everything, we would have had a lot of fish and meat every day. Will you still be attracted by your barbecue and drugged by you? ”
Green Willow doesn't like to hear this sentence.
"Obviously attracted by my taste, right?"
The scholar glanced at the two of them hatefully: "Don't talk nonsense, eat me with a stick." ”
Green willow greeted him directly.
The two of you come and go in an instant, and the fight is not fierce.
Fighting alone, Green Willow is not afraid.
The two of them fought equally, and the scholar was miserable.
I met a difficult opponent here, and there was a person next to me who used a stone as a hidden weapon from time to time to sneak attack him.
The bandits who rushed into the woods to have diarrhea heard the sound of weapons clashing, took care of their hygiene, and rushed out with their pants in their hands.
"The brothers are here."
A group of men with weapons held high ready to rush over.
But after not taking a few steps, he took his weapon and went into the woods.
The mouth was still drinking loudly: "Big boss, you insist on it." We'll be right away when it's convenient for us. ”
If you come, you can go fast.
It's like a whirlwind, a whirlwind of diarrhea.
The scholar gradually couldn't resist it, but he couldn't beg for mercy.
"Either I see, we'll have a draw today. We don't change the green mountains, the green water flows for a long time, and there is a period of regret. ”
After saying a move, he forced the green willow back, and he was ready to slip away.
As a result, when he turned his head, An Lingling was already waiting with a sword.
Sweat ran down the scholar's forehead.
Today it looks like the boat is going to capsize in the gutter.
Just when the scholar didn't know what to do, three people walked in the distance.
When they saw it, they shouted loudly: "Don't be afraid, Zhao Dangjia, we will help you." ”
Hearing that there was still a helper, An Lingling turned his head to look.
It was three people, who had nothing in their hands, and they were about to rush up with two fists.
An Lingling was puzzled: "Why are you speaking for the robbers?" Don't you see the sword in my hand? ”
The three people said in unison, "There are good and bad robbers." ”
An Lingling and Luliu looked at them suspiciously.
After their narration, An Lingling finally understood what was going on.
It turned out to be really the same as what the scholar said.
They're kind of like an alternative enforcer.
Sanctions were imposed on those who were unkind to the rich and fished in the country.
The money was distributed to the poor.
It is worth mentioning that after so many years, they have not really had a human life in their hands.
At its worst, it only seriously injured people.
After listening to the words of the people, An Lingling and Luliu are now in a bit embarrassing.
So now do you want to do it?
Halfway through this, do you have to continue the rest of the work?
The scholar put away his weapon: "If you think it's wrong for us to do this, then I'll take it easy." Anyway, I can't beat you. But spare my brothers. They are all good people. ”
An Lingling put away his weapon: "Even if someone else does something wrong, then you can report it to the official, and you shouldn't do it privately." ”
The scholar asked rhetorically: "Then what if, what if the government colludes with them?" ”
For a while, An Lingling was speechless.
Green Willow also put away his weapon and patted An Lingling on the shoulder.
Born as the county lord of the current dynasty, he must be saddened by the existence of such corrupt officials under his rule.
But the heartache is the heartache, in many places, the emperor is far away, and it is indeed the local government that has the final say.
"By the way, what the hell did you drug my brother!"
The scholar was a little uneasy, and his eyes couldn't help but drift into the forest.
"It's nothing, it's just a laxative."
Midori Willow blushed, a little embarrassed.
The scholar sighed, as long as it didn't kill people.
An Lingling didn't know what she thought, and her eyes began to glow: "We don't know if what you said is true or false." So, I decided to join you. ”
Bang, the scholar's mouth opened wide, and the iron flute in his hand fell to the ground.
Green Willow was even more surprised, her sister's idea was really wild, and she joined the bandit organization, but she came up with it.
Originally, Luliu was going to persuade first, but he was stopped by An Lingling's eyes.
In life, you don't have to experience all kinds of flavors.
Being a robber may be a different kind of life!
looked at the scholar's stunned look: "What's the matter, you don't agree, do you?" ”
As he spoke, he was going to draw his sword.
The scholar hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no, the main thing is that our conditions are difficult, and they are all a group of big men, staying with us." Inconvenience!!! ”
An Lingling rolled her eyes: "I don't mind, what do you care." If you don't talk about it again, I'll give you some strong medicine later. Besides, I'm a doctor. If you have a doctor in your cottage, you say that it is much more convenient. ”
Hearing that it was a doctor, the scholar's expression softened.
But the point is that this kind of thing should be discussed with the brothers.
After all, they've always been pretty good at it.