Chapter 38: The Birth of the Pig Man
Looking at the green willow that canceled himself, Zhao Shuhuan was also angry.
"How I believed in you at the time, you actually drugged me. I almost got into trouble, and you're too embarrassed to laugh there! ”
Seeing that Zhao Shuhuan was a little angry, An Lingling said loudly: "Okay, okay." The next time you take medicine, I'll take a younger sister, you still don't know if you're satisfied! Green willow, this time, I won't drug him, let him go. The next time you meet you, you will not be merciful. ”
Since An Lingling has already made up his mind, there is nothing to say about the green willow, so forget it.
Since you don't take the medicine, let's prepare a barbecue feast for them!
In addition to the heat, the sprinkling is also very important.
"Idiot, don't you go with me to prepare spices!"
Lu Liu pulled Zhao Shuhuan to the kitchen.
I don't know why I chose to let Chu Jiangnan go, An Lingling actually asked herself in her heart.
Inadvertently, his eyes fell on the direction where Chu Jiangnan left just now.
Recalling that Chu Jiangnan was watching himself blankly at the dinner table before, An Lingling smiled.
Chu Jiangnan, you are my person sooner or later, don't think about running away!
At this time, Chu Jiangnan, who was in the dense forest, didn't know that he was being targeted by a female pervert.
At this time, he was taking his brothers on a dip in the river.
After a few days of dust, my body was indeed dirty.
I washed myself well in the river and refreshed myself.
Of course, it's also to prepare for the hunt for game.
As many people know, beasts are actually very sensitive to smells.
You said you were stinky, and before you could get closer, the beast had already slipped away, so what kind of game did you catch?
So even if many lazy men felt that it didn't matter and didn't want to wash it, they were all kicked into the water by Chu Jiangnan.
Chu Jiangnan scolded with a smile: "I'm too lazy to kill you!" Whoever doesn't catch game today will watch others eat it. ”
It's worth it!
I didn't catch any game, I didn't have anything to eat!
All of a sudden, the river was bustling, and a group of people washed up at the speed of light, and one by one they thought of rushing ashore and catching dinner.
Chu Jiangnan, who was still cleaning freely in the river, smiled and advised: "Remember to deal with it and bring it back." Save other girls and deal with it. ”
A crowd shouted in response, and then disappeared.
At this time, Chu Jiangnan and the big man were left in the river.
Chu Jiangnan looked at the big man in surprise: "Why aren't you in a hurry at all?" ”
"Why are you in such a hurry? I'm afraid I won't have anything to eat after following you. ”
Obviously, the big guy has already seen everything.
"You're shrewd. Alright, it's time for us to act. ”
Chu Jiangnan also entered the dense forest with a large man.
The two men were walking in the dense forest when they suddenly saw a pile of beast droppings.
"Don't move. Find a tree and hide. This is the feces of wild boars, indicating that wild boars often pass by here. Later, I'll hit it in the leg with a hidden weapon, and you can put a stick on its head, and dinner will be served. ”
Chu Jiangnan touched a few stones from the ground, and took a big man to find a towering tree to hide.
This meal is two hours.
The others had already returned to the inn with hares and pheasants or something, and when they inquired, the captain and the big man had not returned!
This is a little worrying.
Who knows if there are any large animals in the jungle and what to do if two people are in danger.
Thinking of this, they decided to go into the mountains to find Chu Jiangnan and the big guy.
However, he was stopped by An Lingling's voice.
"It's getting darker, and it's not safe for you to go into the woods now. What if a few more are lost? Besides, your captain's martial arts are so good, nothing will happen. ”
Although An Lingling's heart was also in a mess at this time, he still had to force himself to believe in Chu Tiannan.
With Chu Tiannan's martial arts, there should be no danger.
But not afraid of 10,000, just in case.
An anxious look had already climbed up An Lingling's face.
Lu Liu gently patted An Lingling's shoulder: "Sister, it's okay, don't worry." ”
The other members of the Chu Jiangnan Escort Team also had their eyes lit up when they saw An Lingling's expression.
This shopkeeper, why is he so anxious about their captain.
There's something going on here!
They smelled something different.
Let's talk about Chu Jiangnan and the big guy hiding in the trees.
Both of them were going to squat and their feet were numb, and they didn't see the wild boar coming.
Just when Chu Jiangnan wanted to give up, he suddenly heard movement in front of him.
He looked grim and clenched the stone in his hand.
In front of me came a big black boar,
I saw its two big fangs flipped into the sky, as if telling others, don't mess with me!
Chu Tiannan, who grew up in the mountains and forests, knew that wild boars would rub their bodies on pine trees for a long time.
This also causes them to have a thick layer of pine oil on their bodies!
This is their natural armor, and it is really hard to hurt it with ordinary weapons.
Its weakness lies in its feet and head.
As long as you delay it for a little time, the big guy will be enough to beat its brain.
Know that the beast's perception has always been sensitive.
It walked and walked and suddenly stopped.
Raised his head and looked around.
There seemed to be a murderous aura all around, but it looked around and didn't find anything!
In line with the principle of being careful and having a safe life, it is ready to slip away.
Just as it turned around and was about to turn around, Chu Jiangnan threw the stone in his hand out.
It turned out that Chu Jiangnan, who was in the tree, saw that this wild boar was spiritual enough, and actually wanted to retreat, so he immediately took action.
The stone was ready to strike the boar on the limbs and staggered it.
Chu Tiannan roared: "Big man, it's up to you." ”
The big man jumped from the tree with a stick.
You must know that the strength of the big man is not small, and he has an iron rod in his hand, plus a bonus from the top down.
The big guy made a move to suppress the top, and the big iron pot hit the boar's head firmly.
There was only a thud, and the boar wailed, and its limbs twitched and there was no sound.
Seeing that the wild boar was killed by one blow, Chu Tiannan couldn't help but exaggerate the big one: "That's right, the shot was fast and ruthless, and it directly ended the pig life of this wild boar." You should be called the Pig Fighter. ”
The big man looked depressed: "Captain, are you praising me or are you hurting me?" ”
"Of course it's a compliment to you, let's go back quickly with the wild boar on our backs, I guess they're all in a hurry."
It's okay to be a wild boar hunk, but don't you have to deal with it outside?
Chu Jiangnan compared his sword: "Are you going to tear the wild boar with your bare hands, or are you going to let me cut the wild boar with the sword?" ”
"Gotta get it, when I didn't say it. Let's go. ”
Chunks of meat have nothing to say.
When the people in the inn took advantage of the night, they saw two people walking in the distance in a trance, and a big stone in their hearts finally landed.
From afar, I heard the voice of the big man: "No, this pig's tail must be eaten by me." This thing smells good! ”
"It's said that there is probably a pile of charcoal left after roasting, and besides, you actually have this hobby, and I didn't even pass the test."
Chu Jiangnan and the big man walked back with a smile.
It wasn't until the big man threw the boar on the ground that he saw a group of people looking at them in amazement.
"Why don't you just shoot a wild boar, are you so surprised? I went down with a stick and put an end to its pigs. ”
The big guy was a little smug.
"Yes, yes, you're amazing. You are a pig hero, referred to as a pig man! ”
Chu Jiangnan did not forget to dismantle the big platform.
Ping An Chu Jiangnan is all serious, and it is rare for him to show his age-worthy speech and demeanor in front of others.
Seeing that Chu Jiangnan was joking, everyone else also came over to join in the fun.
They arched their hands and shouted with a smile: "Pig Man." ”
"Go, go, what's the matter with you. I still have to take care of the shopkeeper's borrowed knife and dispose of the wild boar! ”
The big guy feels that the sky is dark, and the name of this pig man will not follow him for the rest of his life.
In fact, it was already dark outside, and it was destined that this pig man would follow him for the rest of his life, but this is a later story.
The big guy borrowed two sharp kitchen knives and carried the boar on his back to find a place to dispose of it.
The smell of the entrails is too big, so I still have to find a place to bury it.
"You go farther away, dig a pit, bury things. The taste is too great. Chu Jiangnan did not forget to tell him.
"Big brother, keep the pig's head for me, I'll be of great use."
Zhao Shuhuan suddenly said something at this time.
Pig?
Chu Jiangnan was stunned: "What do you want a pig's head for?" ”
"Of course, I'll send it over to our Yang Gongzi later."
Zhao Shuhuan smiled wickedly.
Chu Jiangnan is also angry: "I can't see it, you are really not a good person." ”
Hahaha, although the others don't quite understand what they're talking about, they know that they must have done nothing good when they give it away to the boar's head!
"Alright, alright, just come back. Then let's roast it. ”
An Lingling's heart was also put back in her stomach and began to greet everyone.
Zhao Shuhuan bumped Chu Jiangnan with his shoulder, and said in a low voice: "You, go for so long." I don't know if the shopkeeper will worry about you? Why don't you hurry up and comfort her. ”
After speaking, Zhao Shuhuan gave him a look and walked away.
Chu Jiangnan's heart was sweet, worried about me!
Looking at the group of people in front of him giggling and playing at the barbecue, An Lingling pinned the hair that fell out of her head.
Chu Jiangnan stood behind An Lingling at this time, watching her inadvertent movements, confusing all beings.
"I'm sorry to worry you."
Suddenly, a person's voice came from behind, which startled An Lingling.
Turning his head, he saw that it was Chu Jiangnan, adding what he just said.
This made An Lingling a little annoyed: "There is something wrong with you, why are you hiding behind others?" ”
After scolding Chu Jiangnan, she turned around and entered the inn.
Leaving only the sluggish Chu Jiangnan, he couldn't understand why she was angry.
It was too dark, and Chu Jiangnan didn't see Zhu Lingling's blushing face, otherwise he would have known why she was angry.
Shaking his head, forget it.
The boat is naturally straight to the bridge, and filling the stomach first is the key!