Chapter 147: The rod beats Xie Sima
Liu Chun poured a full glass of wine, licked the wine glass with his tongue, and firmly held the back of Fu Ling's hand.
But it didn't hang up. Drink three glasses of penalty wine. Liu Chun shouted: "If you don't accept it, I still have to hang." ”
This time, he poured a full amount of wine, held the back of Fu Ling's hand, tilted it slightly, and actually hung it up!
Fu Ling lost, so he had to drink a cup and shouted: "Forget this, don't tell the back of your hand to tilt in the future, the cup must be hung vertically, otherwise, it will be considered a loss." ”
After Liu Chun's experiment, he knew how to play, and everyone became more and more motivated.
It's time to thank Gong, Liu Chun got up and gave up his position to Fu Ling. As soon as Fu Ling sat down, Xie Gong also poured a full cup, but instead of licking the cup, he licked the back of Fu Ling's hand and hung it vertically, which was very standard.
Endorsement in the book, why can this kind of cup be hung? Datang wine vessels are mostly made of tin, and the bonding between metal and skin, saliva is of course the best. In addition, the tin wine cup is thin and thin, and the weight is very small, as long as you understand this, the hanging glass wine order can still be completed.
The back of Fu Ling's hand was licked by him like this, isn't that itchy. After hanging up the cup, she couldn't hold back, the back of her hand swayed, and the cup was shaken off. Then he will also be fined three glasses of wine, Fu Ling will not argue, he will raise his neck, and three glasses of wine will be in his stomach.
Everybody looks, oh, it's fun, it's interesting. Then lick the back of your hands and arms, as if it was better to hang like this. When he arrived at the first Anhu, he was too old to lick the back of the girl's hand, and if the wine glass was not hung up, he would punish himself with three glasses.
When he arrived in Youtong, he learned from Xie Gong's method, directly rolled up Fu Ling's sleeve, licked Fu Ling's arm, and hung up a full glass of wine. Fu Ling still couldn't help itchy, his arm moved again, and he drank three cups by himself.
When she arrived at Yun Jun'er, she poured a full glass of wine, but took out the back of her hand and sandwiched the wine glass between the backs of the two people's hands. Xie Gong looked at it and stopped doing it: "Tricks, this is not called hanging cups, this is called clamping backs, it doesn't count, both of them will be fined three cups." ”
Everyone agreed in unison, so Yun Jun'er drank three cups. Fu Ling sang a song instead of three glasses of wine.
The singing voices applauded and cheered. This is fun, go ahead.
In the end, when it came to Nian Zhen, she also poured a glass of wine, but this time she didn't hang the back of her hands and arms, held Fu Ling's cheek, licked two sips, and hung the wine glass steadily.
Xie Gong, Liu Chun, You Tong, and Yun Jun'er shouted: "Absolutely, good, good hanging!"
This time, Fu Ling didn't feel itchy, the wine glass hung for a while, and took it down steadily. Fu Ling had no choice but to drink her cup. Everyone, oh, it's okay to hang it on your face, or maybe it's okay to hang it on your lips?
This aroused the great interest of You Tong, and this time he came first. Pour a full glass of wine, and the wine will change the New Year's Zhen to sit in the village. He licked Nian Zhen's lips a few times, and the wine glass was hung up steadily. Nian Zhen was shy and timid, she couldn't hold back her laughter, and the wine glass slipped down. I had to sing one song instead of three glasses of wine.
Everyone has an infinite desire to explore this wine order. After playing until late, An Hu went back to the room to rest, and You Tong accompanied them to continue playing. Yun Jun'er, Fu Ling, and Nian Zhen went into battle together, and formed a one-on-one drinking order with You Tong, Xie Gong, and Liu Chun.
It just so happened that Fu Ling was to Xie Gong, and Nian Zhen was to Liu Chun. The six of them drank until the root of their tongues became soft, and Xie Gong made a new move, opened Fu Ling's belly pocket, licked a few snow-white steamed buns, and hung the wine glass steadily. After this glass of wine was hung up, Fu Ling couldn't help but tremble, and the wine glass slipped again.
Fu Ling couldn't drink anymore, and his tongue was not good at singing. So what to do, Xie Gong set up a method and whispered to her: "I have a good fighting pen, I need you to help me study ink in order to write good words." ”
Fu Ling was in a daze, took Xie Gong into the guest room of An Hu's house, took out his bucket pen, and Fu Ling studied ink. Many good words were written, and the two of them were satisfied and elated.
Liu Chun made it in the same way, licked Nianzhen's steamed buns, and hung up the wine glass. Nian Zhen didn't hold back, and the wine glass slipped down. Liu Chun also whispered to her: "I have a horse lantern, and I will go home without gas tonight." You're going to help me with the fuel. ”
They also entered the guest room, Liu Chun took out the horse lantern, Nian Zhen added oil to the horse lantern, and the spring breeze came out.
Yun Jun'er was drunk and fell asleep on the table. You Tong continued to play with them until the street started the five watches. Xie Gong's pen was written twice, and Liu Chun's lantern was also oiled three times.
An Hu woke up and shouted to Xie Gong and Liu Chun: "Stop playing with the drinking order." Quick, clean up. ”
Xie Gong and Liu Chunyi were reluctant to give up, and went to the wing room to wash in a daze.
The two followed An Hu to the big tent of the German army. Everyone saw that the marching Sima drank too much, and the secretary had no choice but to order it on his behalf. Wang Shuzheng was furious and wanted to push Xie Gong and Liu Chun out of the tent and behead them for public display.
Frightened, Xie Gong and Liu Chun suddenly woke up most of the time, trembling with fright, and hurriedly knelt down.
Xie Gong burst into tears: "The marshal spares his life, and the little one is willing to make meritorious service and make up for his mistakes." ”
An Hu and the generals also pleaded one after another: "The marshal is angry, remembering their first offense, and when they are employing people, please forgive them." ”
But seeing Wang Shuzheng, with his words and lines, his name, is forty-two years old. The top helmet is slapped, the purple robe is bright, the waist is tied with thirteen gold and jade belts, and the costume is dressed according to the three rites. The long face is carved masculine, with a black mole slightly left of the lower jaw and a purple hair hanging down. Five locks of long hair, purple and blue and black.
Standing there, his body is eight feet away, and he is a good talent with top length in Datang. His eyes were wide open, and he was not angry. is not smiling, "Old Tang Book" said that he was brave and silent, and he guessed and made a decision. When he stood there, people were naturally afraid, and felt that we were born three points shorter than him.
Good at wielding a serrated flying sickle, the dragon's tail carries him invincible. This dragon-tailed horse is a pure black horse with a white tail, which belongs to a very rare BMW horse.
Wang Duan saw that everyone pleaded, who didn't have two faces, and if it wasn't good, he would cut it like this. Besides, what happened to him needs to be investigated.
So, Wang Duan shouted angrily: "Thirty military sticks are heavily punished, and after the tent is dispersed, it will be escorted to the back mansion for interrogation." ”
Xie Gong and Liu Chun were pushed to the ground by law enforcement Yu Hou. After all, they are usually good brothers, and no one can bear to beat them to death, so this will also beat the two of them to pieces. Xie Gong gritted his teeth and barely held back the severe pain. Liu Chun screamed and shouted for mercy.
After the fight, the things that should be arranged in the military tent were also finished, and Wang Duan announced the dissolution of the account. Xie Gong and Liu Chun limped and were escorted to Wang Duan's mansion by two Yu Hou.
The two of them didn't dare to sit, their buttocks were beaten, and they couldn't sit, so they fell to their knees.
Wang Duan shouted angrily: "I drank last night, why did I drink like this, and I didn't invite it." ”
Xie Gong had no choice but to report truthfully, briefly said the plot of hanging the cup, and played until the fifth watch.
Wang Shuzheng's facial muscles moved slightly, the corners of his mouth twitched a few times, and asked them: "How to hang the cup? Why hasn't Lao Tzu heard of it?" ”
Liu Chunzhan trembled and said: "I said it in detail, I'm afraid that you will still fight, where will the last general dare to say it." ”
"Stand up. Although, there is no culpability. Wang Shuzheng motioned for Yu Hou to help them up.
The two Yu Hou helped them up separately, and since they couldn't sit down, they just helped them to talk.
Liu Chun will hang the details of the cup and explain them one by one. Although he did not say the details of Xie Gongdou's pen writing and adding oil to his own lantern, Wang Shuzheng understood the gameplay of this wine order.
Seeing them grinning and spanking their buttocks, they couldn't help but laugh rarely: "No wonder you guys have an all-nighter, yes, who the hell invented this, such a drinking order? Twelve out of ten heroes have to play all night." Tonight, take me, and Lao Tzu will experience it with you. ”
Xie Gong and Liu Chun had never heard of what he was interested in, but this time it was strange, and they were suspicious and didn't dare to answer.
Wang Duan shouted at them: "Go down to find a military doctor for the wounded, and take me to Anfu after dark." ”
Xie Gong and Liu Chun replied tremblingly: "Obey the order." ”
Supported by two Yu Hou, they limped out, found the military doctor, and applied the best medicine for their wounds. It is said that it takes half an hour to relieve pain, and it moves freely in two hours.
The two waited for their leave, and the two went back to their respective mansions to rest.
Xie Gong's eldest son is named Xie Ming, who is eighteen years old, except that he has no beard, and his appearance is almost the same as his father. The face of the national character is white and red, the people are tall and big, and the voice is like a bell. Seeing that my father was beaten like this, he picked up a nine-strand fork and yelled: "Look at Lao Tzu and stab this bastard to death." ”
Xie Gong was frightened, and hurriedly pulled him, his butt hurt suddenly, and he rolled to the ground on his side. Mrs. Li Xiuniang flew forward, and while supporting Xie Gong, she scolded her son: "Da Lang, you dare to mess around, the old lady broke your legs." ”
Xie Ming threw away the nine-strand Tuotian fork "Bang Dang", with a crying voice: "Fuck Wang Duan, this young master and he don't share the sky, one day it hits my hand and stabs him to death." ”
Xie Gong scolded angrily: "If you don't go back to the house, what are you crying about?
Xie Ming rushed back to his room angrily, and came out again after a while, supporting his father with his mother. yelled: "Sanjun, Sixiang, you haven't come out yet, what has become of your father, if you don't come out, you're looking for a fight!"
Sanniang Xie Jun and Shilang Xie Xiang, when they heard the eldest brother's roar, they ran out of their respective rooms one after another, and came to help their father. Two younger, fourteen and twelve. There was once an older sister among them, and Erniang died at the age of seven.
Li Xiuniang is the cousin of Li Yuan, the general of Zhongzhen, so Li Shu and Xie Gong are also relatives. In a feudal town like the Wang family, which has been a town for several generations, the relationship between the generals within it is so complicated.
Xie Ming hurriedly found a top door bar for his father, and Xie Gong was on crutches in the house, just standing in a daze.
The marching Sima in the army was reprimanded with a cane, which was an unprecedented thing. When the generals saw this, they were all shocked. After the account is dispersed, they take care of the military affairs at hand.
This will come to Xie Mansion to visit. An Hu and Li Shu also came over. Li Xiuniang instructed the maids and companions to make tea for them.
Li Xu was very angry when he saw that he was injured, and the crowd had passed by, leaving only An Hu, so he shouted: "Xie Sima suffered such a great humiliation, can he just endure it?"
Xie Gong originally felt that military law should be like this. When the generals came to visit, they felt ashamed. At this time, being asked by Li Shu like this, his shame suddenly turned into shame. sighed: "Alas, the subordinates in the army, it should be like this, just endure it." ”
An Hu glared at Li Shu and said slowly: "How can you provoke dissatisfaction, don't say it again." Just keep your own food and clothing. ”
This made Li Xiuniang angry.
She paused the teapot in her hand and said hatefully: "Which green onion is Wang Duan, and he is not the descendant of the Wang family." Opportunistic, he also wanted to replace the Wang family in charge of the German army. What a fucking pig with an onion in his nose - pretending to be an elephant. provoke the old lady again and kill his whole family. ”
Li Xiuniang said this too much, right?