Chapter Seventy-Seven: Lao Tzu is seventeen years old this year
Feng Chenyu bit his finger and summarized a few questions.
First of all, if you want to get the news of the legendary "dragon's teeth", you must find someone who understands these rare words and translate them all completely, if you don't translate, you will be a blind man.
The second point is also the most important, that is, this picture is broken, a quarter of the picture is in your own hands, where are the other copies, it is undoubtedly a needle in a haystack to find the remaining pictures, in the vast sea of people, these residual pictures may be hidden in the dark corners of the world.
The last point, Feng Chenyu has never made up his mind, if the above problems are solved, the picture is translated by someone, and the remnants of the map are collected, do you want to find the "dragon tooth"? Shennongjia is a very mysterious place, it is the coexistence of opportunity and hitting the street, if you go to find the "dragon tooth" because of your greed for a while, will you have no return?
But when the words came again, Feng Chenyu desperately wanted to get the strength at the moment, a kind of powerless strength, because Feng Chenyu knew that he had experienced so many things, from the puzzle of his own amnesia, from the inexplicable people in the Great Compassion Temple, and so on, everything was forcing Feng Chenyu to have strength.
If you get the dragon's teeth, then you will get a terrible amount of power, because my senior sister once said that the top ten weapons are not what the world should have at all, if you find him and control it, Feng Chenyu believes that at that time, he will have supreme strength, and he has the strength, what amnesia puzzle, his own life experience, bullshit ring phoenix, all the inexplicable things around him will definitely be solved, and the truth will be revealed.
Thinking of this, the corners of Feng Chenyu's mouth hooked slightly, now he can only resign himself to fate, if he is lucky, the residual picture and translation are solved, he will definitely go to Shennongjia to find that "dragon tooth".
"Hey, master, you're fine, why did your face collapse? It's so terrifying, it's so obscene!!" Gao Zilan covered her mouth and said in surprise.
When Feng Chenyu heard this, a few black lines suddenly appeared on his forehead, and he said unhappily: "Girl, how can you talk, so rude."
"Cut, I'm telling the truth, you see your face collapsed, like a weasel seeing a chicken, and your expression is so obscene, it's quite similar to the weird uncle downstairs in my house. ”
"Oh, is it that serious? Feng Chenyu took out a small mirror from the front and looked at his face.
This photo almost scared him, after Feng Chenyu's body was weak, he hadn't looked in the mirror, and he was almost scared at this moment.
"One of the people in the mirror, like an old weasel, smiled so much that his face collapsed, and the obscene look on his face was reminiscent of a lewd uncle. When Feng Chenyu saw this, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching, is this still himself? Why does it get uglier and uglier the longer it gets? Is there such a thing? I have only heard that the longer it is, the more beautiful it is, but I have never heard of it going the other way around.
Feng Chenyu sighed helplessly, remembering what he looked like when he was in the Great Compassion Temple just now, at that time, he didn't blow it himself, he was very handsome, full of Xiao Zhengtai's appearance, and there was a hint of elegance between his words and deeds, and then what about later?
What about later? His internal strength was sealed, his physical strength was reduced, and he became a lewd uncle, who had nothing to do with handsomeness, not to mention masculinity, and his current feeling was a sullen type, and he was perverted and sullen.
Gao Zilan carefully looked at the facial features of the man in front of her, and was surprised to find that this man's facial features are distinct, with a knife-cut chin, thick eyebrows and big eyes, and his eyes are like black gems.
However, the fly in the ointment is that the circle of beard directly spoils the overall atmosphere, and it feels like adding a lump of to a pot full of abalone, sea cucumber, and shark fin in a thick soup.
"Master, I actually think that if you shave your beard, you will look a lot better. Gao Zilan sincerely persuaded Feng Chenyu.
Unexpectedly, when Feng Chenyu heard this, he was like a cat whose tail had been trampled on, he shouted angrily, and said angrily: "Ridiculous, how can I live if I cut my beard, I have nothing left, if I don't even have a beard, I will not only lose the proof of the most embarrassing man, but also lose the name of the heir of Emperor Guan." ”
Feng Chenyu said this, very reasonable, legend Guan Emperor has three treasures, the red rabbit horse, Guan Gonghu, and the green dragon Yanyue knife.
Feng Chenyu, as the descendant of Emperor Guan, may have been invisibly changed by Guan Dao, and he cares about these three things very much, first of all, the most important Guan Dao himself already has, and the red rabbit horse you are scattered, you just raise, you can't ride it, Feng Chenyu, who knows this point, has no choice but to give up, and the last Guan Gonghu is a must.
The beard on Feng Chenyu's chin is not long, only about five millimeters, just like this, Feng Chenyu has not been trimmed, he is like a natural little Zhengtai, the whole body secretes very little male hormones, beards and other symbols of men grow very slowly, and it took half a year to keep it so long, but this does not hit Feng Chenyu's confidence, Feng Chenyu believes that sooner or later, he will have a long beard like Emperor Guan.
"Okay, okay, don't excite the master, I'll just say it casually, what you want to keep is your freedom, I'm just making a suggestion. Gao Zilan pushed her right hand and said cautiously, for fear of angering this guy.
Feng Chenyu waved his hand casually, and said indifferently: "It's okay, you don't have to care, by the way, don't call me master, this title is too ugly, it's the same as calling a taxi driver." ”
"And what do you want to call it, uncle?"
"How can this be reasonable, Lao Tzu is only seventeen years old this year. ”
When Gao Zilan heard it, she was stunned, stayed for a few seconds, and then burst into laughter, this sentence seemed to be a big joke, Gao Zilan couldn't straighten her waist with laughter, laughed until her stomach hurt, and rolled on the ground in pain while holding her stomach.
"Ha Lu Ha Roar Ha Lu Ha" Gao Zilan patted the floor and laughed loudly.
Feng Chenyu's face suddenly darkened, he was telling the truth, he was seventeen years old this year, and he was a few years younger than Gao Zilan.
Gao Zilan couldn't help but smile, looking at this Feng Chenyu's face, no matter how this guy looks, he looks like an unemployed uncle who is about thirty years old, and maybe even older, an uncle said that he was seventeen years old, it was really funny.
"Uncle, I said that you really have a sense of humor, you just deceive people and don't take you to deceive like this, isn't this just talking nonsense with your eyes open, just like a woman who shows her breasts and says that she is a man. ”
"Believe it or not" Feng Chenyu pursed his lips and ignored him, whether he believed it or not, anyway, he knew in his heart that no matter how much verbal argument there was to discuss whether he was seventeen or thirty years old.
Feng Chenyu didn't want to stay on this topic, pursed his lips, and said to the goddess driver: "Comrade Xiaolan, it's time to work." ”
Gao Zilan temporarily stopped her ridicule, turned on the accelerator of the car, and drove out.
Along the way, the joyful laughter greeted Feng Chenyu's ears, all of which were Gao Zilan's crazy laughter.
PS: Sleepy. Go to bed