Book 242 All men in the world are the same
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The black tooth bird's favorite thing to eat since she was a child is the dough cake, the favorite thing to contain, and she hasn't found it yet, at least she doesn't like the one Yang Yihong fooled her with. For the latest free chapters of this book, please visit wèn. And the black-toothed bird found that Yang Yihong was very annoying, and he just wanted to learn a little bit about the actions in the movie, but he suddenly held down his head, and his throat was almost punctured.
Yang Yihong played with it enough, put away his things with a smile, and handed over a bottle of juice to the blacktooth bird to rinse his mouth. How could the black-toothed bird be willing to spit out the juice that had been drunk in its mouth out of the window? So she swallowed it, along with the mucus she had gotten into her mouth when she had taken something before. It's quite a lot, after all, it's all stuck deep in the throat.
Zhou Yi didn't object to his old friend playing tricks on this woman, and it was urgently needed by the two of them to have a good relationship with this fighting power. Again, there is a secret in the mouth of the black-toothed bird, and it would be best if she could know the secret without having to find her friend who can't see anyone alive or dead. The most reliable way to achieve this goal is to get her directly physiologically, women, in general, are a virtue. However, looking at her as a savage, she seems to be very edible, and whether the two people on her side can fill the ** ravine, we have to discuss again.
Yang Yihong also thinks so, but his thinking angle is different. He is now a national key wanted criminal, so he can't figure out how long he will be adrift. He felt that if there was no girl to add color to this kind of life, reality would definitely drive him crazy.
As a color in the gray world, the black-toothed bird had no idea how shameful her early morning actions were, so that the three of them went out of the black Internet café to the black hotel, and she was fooled again.
Zhou Yi was very envious, but he couldn't do this kind of thing to bully fools. Is it true that principled people are doomed to suffer?
Although Yang Yihong said that he succeeded again by relying on the charged laptop, the black-toothed bird only licked it a few times. That's about ten seconds of work. It was these ten seconds or so that the energetic Yang spread around in bed for most of the night, and the chickens crowed him before he barely fell asleep.
The next morning, Zhou Yi looked at Yan Zòng's sleep-deprived old friend, handed him the laptop and tissue paper, and pointed to WC. Yang Yihong is aggrieved, he doesn't care about doing that kind of thing. Even if he wanted to shoot, he would shoot it to the crow girl in a dignified manner! Then he went to the blacktooth bird's room in a dignified manner.
Before breakfast, the blacktooth bird learned to clean his mouth with a toothbrush and toothpaste, and the black shop owner knocked on the door with a frown, telling them not to squeak in the morning.
Zhou Yixin said, if you knew why he was so miserable, you would not only be cautious and panicked.
Early in the morning, Zhang Yu's mother was softly criticizing her children. "Yesterday you said you would go out for a walk, and I agreed. If you are in a bad mood and want to relax, your mother is not incomprehensible. But you walked out for three hours and lost your phone, aren't you afraid that your mother will worry about you?"
Zhang Yu's face was full of joy and spirit, and he was very happy to admit his mistake and apologize. Although her mother complained, she was also happy to see that the child's spirit had improved so much all of a sudden. If only it could be kept that way. Then it's okay to let your son go out for three hours every day.
Last night, Zhang Yu returned the phone to his beautiful female classmate. As a result, it was attacked by a sudden kissing attack. Facing a beautiful girl with slightly closed eyes and eyebrows raised, how could a normal man bear to live up to her pouting little lips?
As a result, when he didn't even know people's names, the four lips were stacked together. The girl came in a car, a half-used Camry.
Zhang Yu was invited to sit in the car, but he didn't want to go. But the girl had just borrowed the phone to call herself for more than an hour, and it didn't seem good to refuse her. So the little boy got into the car, and the little girl drove him to a secluded place without a license, and then the two of them did it.
Zhang Yu couldn't bear to let down the little girl's pursed lips, and naturally she couldn't bear to live up to her pouting ass. Until the girl swallows the mess. He didn't know the name of the person, so he was sent home.
When the two parted and said goodbye, the girl smiled brightly, as if the stocks in her hand that had been suspended for a year had finally been restructured and listed, anyway, it was the joy of a daughter-in-law who had become a mother-in-law for many years. When it was over, the little girl generously confessed to the little boy who had been looking forward to it for a long time, "I am willing to associate with you on the premise of marriage!"
The speeches were also very formal. The one who is accused of white feelings feels that it is difficult to refuse, so please take care of it!
In fact, Zhang Yu is puzzled, what is the relationship between her body and her? The two seem to be very familiar, otherwise the girl would not have been so thorough, but the girl sometimes has some politeness in her speech, just like the relationship between ordinary classmates.
Anyway, what is the relationship between me and her, but now it is certain. There is only one remaining problem, and that is to know if his master will give him some freedom in terms of feelings.
Yang Xi's brain-broken child was very well-behaved after arriving at the police station, especially after she was imprisoned in the interrogation room of the serious criminal, her fierce face looked a little more pleasant, and she kept her head down as if she was a Christian confessing to her Heavenly Father.
The policeman uncle was also very kind, and asked some questions in a soothing tone, such as "Little sister, how old are you, what is your name, where do you live?" How many people are in the family, what is the home phone number, can you punch through this one-centimeter-thick iron plate with one fist?".
Yang Xi is also very cooperative, knowing everything and saying everything, except for the iron plate that was not pierced but only split, every answer made the police 100% satisfied.
Outside Yang Xi's interrogation room, a group of police officers exploded.
"I'm heading!I'm heading!I'm heading!I'm going crazy!!!," the young police officer muttered.
"Sure enough, the master is in the people!" The old police officer in the delivery room who came in to deliver the courier touched his mustache and looked unfathomable.
"What? The province has already sent people down, surveillance, all the people involved, and all the people within the five clans? Well, well, our bureau will resolutely cooperate!" said a small police leader as he bowed to the leader on the other end of the phone.
"Ahem, everyone listen, the non-disclosure agreement has just been faxed. Regarding today's event, all those in the know must sign it all. One can't be missing. The person who said this was a middle-aged Mediterranean man who looked like a leader, and he was holding a stack of Wen Jiàn with a strange expression, and the curl was covered with a steel ring that could only be used by the national Wen Jiàn.
Yang Xi was acquitted five hours after being arrested, and even the whip of the murder weapon was returned to her.
The little girl bowed to the kind police uncles and thanked them, and then walked home with the 200 yuan fare given by the police. Although the city television station had already broadcast the news, there was no such news that violated the organization's secrecy discipline in the rebroadcast the next day. Instead, it was replaced with the news of a leader's trip. The director of the program who took it upon himself to broadcast the news was directly fired, which was a self-preservation move by the top management of the TV station to show his attitude to the bigwigs above who might be angry about the incident.
Yang Xi returned home in the middle of the night and was scolded by her parents, who never watched TV news, and punished her for kneeling in the kitchen all night. In the middle of the night, her younger brother, who weighed 90 kilograms in the first grade of junior high school, got up to eat supper, and saw her sister wearing a cute dress kneeling on the ground and smirking, and asked more, 'What are you laughing at?'
Normally, he wouldn't say anything to this half-sister who has a sick brain. But today he secretly read some erotic comics before going to bed, and comic books will certainly teach bad children, so he communicated with his sister with the attitude of trying it out, and there would be unexpected developments.
Yang Xi, who has become a superman, can't wait to show his strength to others, and said to his fat brother in the most solemn tone: "Tonight is full moon, my soul power awakens, and I am happy." ”
The younger brother rolled his eyes, and he knew that he was thinking too much about it. I can't communicate with this sister at all. He grabbed a sausage in the fridge and ate it, and glanced at his sister's crumpled panties. After eating, the oil on his hand was completely wiped clean on the little cutie that Yang Xi was wearing. After feeling the bulge on his chest for more than a minute, he staggered and went to sleep contentedly.
Yang Ximei smirked, not caring about this. She was reminiscing about how she had been fighting in and out of a crowd of gangsters with mixed hairs, and I must have been very imposing, right?" she thought about it, and she was so moved that she almost burst into tears.
On this day, Yang Xi used a total of twenty-seven enhancement moves.
Master Zhou slept for a while. Appears to be sluggish. He used five thousand magic points to Yang Xi yesterday to wander around the dragon treasure and use up the rest of it. Although he got a lot of gold, his magic was not fully replenished due to lack of sleep.
Originally, he had time to sleep until he was full, but the sound of the knife kill team and the sixteen-sided dice bathing woke him up.
“...... These two children washed together yesterday, why did they get together again now? Is this the possession of Senior Sister An?"
Things are really going the same way they were yesterday. The two killers are used to waking up early. I want to get something to eat. If it's a person who eats, they can make do with a random snack. But now that I'm sharing a room with outsiders, I'll look like an adult when I have a more formal breakfast, at least that's what the two elementary school students think.
As a result, the knife killing team performed a good knife skill, and then the sixteen-sided dice of the former month-throwing child scouts who had only cooked luncheon broth, luncheon meat risotto, and fried luncheon meat were in charge, and the end result was that the two of them were covered in oil.
"It's so cute...... I can't stand it......" Master Zhou had the urge to take advantage of the two girls taking a bath at this time to conjure up their summons to solve his morning erection problem.
Maybe there will be this opportunity in the future, but forget it today, I can bear it for the time being.
When the knife killing team and the sixteen-faced children came out of the bath, they found that the eldest brother had already made breakfast, which was quite fragrant. It's just that the way he looks at himself is a little different from before, it's from the killer's intuition.
The three of them went out early in the morning to the largest gold store in the city, ready to raise funds to pay for yesterday's events. No, the knife killing team has already confirmed with the corpse bearers, and the group of people is only willing to accept remittances, not gold. When the gold was registered, the number of gold bars taken out by Zhou Shu attracted many gold shop employees. Everyone still remembers how this kid came here again two days ago, it was not very conspicuous at the time, but I had never heard of repeat customers selling gold, and the speed of turning back was so fast. Does someone else's tree grow gold?
Zhou Shu came a little early this time, and several supervisors of the gold store had not yet come to work. The clerk explained the difficulties of his side as they were. It made Master Zhou frown.
"Sir, please wait in the lobby, our head will be here soon......"
This kind of trading gold shop can make a net profit of 15% in the short term after deducting a series of fees, and they will not let go of such a large profit.
Zhou Shu had no other way but to listen to others honestly, and the three of them leaned on the chairs in the hall to play with their mobile phones. The gold shop welcomed its first wave of gold buyers after it opened this morning.
Now the price of gold is at a high level of 400 yuan, and most of the people who come to buy gold are some small white-collar workers who are anxious to get married and need gold jewelry, as well as local tyrants and their female families who have a strong demand for this yellow and clear metal all year round.
This line of three people, one woman and two men, the young woman is completely the assembly line in the plastic surgery agency, in the words of Ula Mystery, it is 'the face of a passionate video', and the two middle-aged men are square heads, big ears and face leaders.
As soon as they appeared, the middle-aged man led by him leaned back on the chair familiarly, grabbed the woman next to him and swaggered and waited for the clerk to greet him. It is not difficult to see from his style that this guy must be a local tyrant.
The three of them sat next to Zhou Shu. Zhou Shu hurriedly moved the knife killing team and the sixteenth sister to his side, trying not to get involved with these people.
In case these two fat-headed, big-eared and frantic even dare to provoke the two killer girls, then they may have to get into trouble again. He hasn't stopped much recently, and he is much more tired than when he was in Baiyue Kingdom, which makes him a little sensitive to this kind of thing.
However, this time Zhou Shu seemed to be overly worried, the two middle-aged people didn't seem to look down on the dry knife killing team and the sixteenth sister, and the person at the head had been talking about the woman he brought over, and he was still babbling something.
“...... So. When you travel abroad, you have to take a female college student as a translator. It's easy to do anything. "They seem to be discussing the topic of Chinese New Year tourism.
Another man asked the woman next to him, "Miss Wu." Your hardcover villa, you can move in directly after you buy it, right?"
The young lady nodded with a smile and said, "Of course, boss, there are beds in the room, bathrooms and so on." If you decide to buy a house after a while, you can move in immediately. ”
"Buy it and live in it? What if I don't feel satisfied after a night's sleep? Miss Wu, you're your sales elite over there, right? How is your performance this month?"
The young lady complained: "It's not good, the Spring Festival period is the off-season for high-end villas." If the performance is not good-looking before the year-end bonus is issued, the bonus will be discounted. ”
When one of the men heard this, he let out a lewd laugh that was inappropriate for children: "Then Miss Wu, you have to treat my brother's business seriously and responsibly." He's not afraid that he will be dissatisfied after moving in, Miss Wu, you can help, stay with him first, and then he will be dissatisfied with it, it will all depend on your individual. ”
It wasn't the first time that the young lady had heard such a thing. Immediately generously promised: "Absolutely satisfied with the boss, our house and service are first-class, really for the sake of customers." If you have any questions after buying a house, you can find me privately. ”
"Miss Wu is really hot and responsible at work, if I have any questions in a while, I will ask you directly. But don't turn me down. ”
The young lady continued to smile, as if inadvertently putting her hand on the inner thigh of one of the middle-aged men, but her mouth was a serious explanation: "Our purchase process is also the most simplified, as long as you take your ID card and sign an agreement, you can't use it for an hour." ”
When Zhou Shu heard this, his mind suddenly became lively. Take an ID card and give money, you can move in directly? Isn't it so convenient?
He has now contacted to buy a unit, and all the formalities are to be handled by the agent, and it will still take a long time to move in, but he didn't expect that the house in the villa area could be completed so quickly.
That sales lady is a gold medal salesperson of a real estate company in this city, and she has millions of achievements from selling houses every year. Her secret is very simple, just to take advantage of a woman's natural talent, which is many times stronger than those so-called high-level public relations who are manipulated by people in the clubhouse.
If a woman only knows how to use her mouth to blow the horn to the man inefficiently, instead of relying on her mouth to maximize the cost efficiently, then she can only be reduced to being at the mercy of others all year round.
Miss Wu, a salesperson, prefers to spend her time on language construction, but this is also very troublesome and hard, and she often meets people like these two men who just want to take advantage of it first and are not ready to buy a house at all. Damn, what's the matter! Fill up the old style gold chain on your neck and put it here, the old style gold chain around your neck is muddy, and a chain has been with you for more than ten years, right?
The introduction just now is very attractive to Zhou Shu, he urgently needs a house now, not to use it for himself and the knife killing group to live, anyway, the two will be separated after finding a secret doctor, and it will be okay to make do with someone else's house for a few days. But what about Senior Sister An? can't really let her eat a woman's soft rice, right?
This woman seems to be in Fu Siyan's house now, and there is nothing wrong for the time being. However, with the current enthusiasm of her and Fang Xiaohua, when Fang Xiaohua's parents come back from a business trip and stay at home all day, and Senior Sister An cannot go to the hotel without an ID card, she will definitely bring Fang Xiaohua back to Fu Siyan's house to solve her physiological problems. As for whether Fu Siyan will be paid out of the house because of this, Zhou Shu thinks it is better to spend it, otherwise it will be even more chaotic.
As for borrowing Zhang Hongquan's house for a long time to live, this option is not within the scope of Master Zhou's consideration. If you don't owe a favor, you may not be safe. God knows if there are any enemies in this local underworld, and whether the people who live in it will sleep until midnight and be smoked to death by gas. I may have no problem with Senior Sister An, but what about Senior Sister An's women?
This was originally a problem, but it happened that there was a well-decorated and furnished villa in front of me, and I listened to the young lady's meaning that I could get the house today, which was simply God's blessing.
"That, Miss. Zhou Shu touched the back of his head a little shyly and came to the three of them to talk to the salesman. "I accidentally overheard a few conversations, miss, you seem to be doing villa sales, may I ask, can you really move in your house immediately after paying the payment?"
The sales lady looked at the person in front of her, a sturdy and tall boy, who didn't look very rich. Reasoning about the identity of the other person by looking at the appearance of others is an occupational disease for all sales and business personnel. The best and most famous in this regard is Mr. Sherlock, who lives at 221 Baker Street, with whom Zhou Shu is well acquainted with for professional reasons. (To be continued......)
ps: I received a backstage message a few days ago, warning me not to mention anything negative about officials in the book. For this reason, it is imminent to change the plot, so I have recently used h content to water it.
Students who feel inappropriate can stand in the middle of the road in front of your house and scold the yellow, just sauce, bye-bye.