Chapter 30 Is the Salted Fish Still a Salted Fish?
The weather is very good on the summer solstice, and the water vapor in late spring has not yet dissipated, overflowing in the early summer sun, and the whole air is filled with a feeling of wetness, warmth, stickiness and gentleness. In this kind www.biquge.info of weather, no matter who is willing to degenerate into a wastewood, no matter who is willing to degenerate.
Gu Ran and Xi Yue lay lazily on the benches of the commercial street, basking in the sun as if they were paralyzed—like two pieces of waste wood that wanted to dry the excess water in their brains.
They scanned the passers-by with empty eyes and boredness, and occasionally their eyes stopped at the pretty girl.
"It's so embarrassing, you actually lie down ...... street," Gu Ran said while covering his eyes.
Xi Yue touched his belly comfortably, waved his other hand weakly, and said, "Don't care about these, okay? ”
“...... The most embarrassing thing I've done in my life is probably knowing you, the bastard!" Gu Ran scolded.
Then the two fell silent again, lazily basking in the sun. After a while, Gu Ran nodded at the cash truck parked in front of the bank not far away, and asked, "How much money is in this cash truck, and how many people are guarding it?"
Xi Yue replied in a procrastinated voice as if he was about to swallow his breath: "Don't ask, this depends on the face." It's like you can't run away even if you get your hands on it. ”
"It's so boring......" Gu Ran put his hand on his forehead again.
Well, it's really a boring afternoon, and the two defeated dogs who have just eaten enough at Shaxian County and have nothing to do are talking about it without a match.
Two days ago, Jiangdong University was on summer vacation, all the dormitory buildings were closed, and the road in my house was completely renovated because of the last "pipeline gas explosion incident".
"Speaking of which, you're a newcomer, you've really done a great job. After being silent for a while, Xi Yue spoke again in a leisurely tone: "The god of sleep and hallucination, Xu Punos, is a big man, and the predecessors who have sealed this level of demon in the past generations can go to the chronicle. ”
That night, at the last moment, Gu Ran and Bi Lingfeng finally caught up. Gu Ran never dreamed that there would be an altar hidden in the basement of the teaching building where he was teaching! When they arrived, there were three dead soul vegetative people lying neatly inside, and there were all kinds of dazzling magic arrays scattered on the ground. The largest six-pointed star in the middle of the basement was glowing red, and it seemed like something terrible was about to crawl out.
However, this is useless, the whole plan of this group of demons is wrong, and the legendary gods who are in charge of sleep and hallucinations that they unsealed are actually not like that at all! At that time, Gu Ran and Bi Lingfeng tried their best to obstruct it, trying to prevent this guy from lifting the seal, but there was no suspense and no use. Just when the two of them were in despair, what actually jumped out of the seal was actually a big moth?!
At that time, Gu Ran looked at this moth flying around with a painful face, this thing is a god left over from ancient times?!
With this will only be scattered around and the moth that sells cuteness appeared together there is also a stele made of steel, the meaning of the inscription Bi Lingfeng translated, roughly said that there was a legendary demon hunter named Kratos in ancient Greece at that time, because his wife and children were killed by the demons who were still called gods at the time, and in a fit of anger, he turned into a super dragon Aotian, and he flattened the gods day by day, and he almost turned Mount Olympus upside down. This unlucky child, known as the god of sleep, Hypnos, happened to be found by Kuiye, and was beaten so that he didn't even know his own father Zeus, and his divine power was lost, and finally he simply escaped into the seal and became an ostrich. It's been too boring to be stuffed in the seal for the past 1,800 years, so I want to sneak out and walk around.
However, it is said that the demon hunter predecessor who lived Zeus every day did not have a good life later, because he was too happy to kill gods, and finally simply degenerated into a demon. The gods who were scared by him at that time also gave this Kui Ye a title, called the God of War.
Looking at this little guy flying happily in the air, Gu Ran and Bi Lingfeng pressed it back into the seal with expressionless faces, and ended the god's short five-minute free life speechlessly.
Gu Ran recalled the scene at that time, and still couldn't help but say to Xi Yue in pain: "To tell the truth, even if you find an unlucky ordinary girl with that kind of goods, you may be able to shoot it to death as a cockroach in an extremely frightened situation...... It must have been the easiest demon hunt of my life. ”
"Don't say that, how did I not know you were so modest?" Xi Yue still waved his hand weakly, "Oh yes, I gave you the key to the office, I made an appointment at night, and I may not come back." ”
"Cut! Look at the way you look, you know that you must be going to do some kind of male thief and female prostitute at night. Gu Ran pursed his lips and took the key.
"Don't talk nonsense!" Xi Yue slapped him on the back of the head, "If I could, I really want to throw you over as me, so that I can live one more night, but it's a pity that no matter how you dress, you can't be as handsome as me!"
After the fight, he stood up, ignoring Gu Ran on the side, shook his old white trench coat and left. Gu Ran actually wanted to complain about the mentality of the person who was still wearing a windbreaker on such a hot day.
Seeing Xi Yue's departing figure disappear into the crowd, Gu Ran had enough of the sun and stood up, thinking about where to go to spend the rest of the good time.
Alas, this kind of good time is when his peers are flirting with his sister and sister, but he doesn't even have anything to tease about, this is really a sad story! He remembered Bi Lingfeng, who had not met since the holiday, and it was said that the whole family had traveled to Ao Village. After all, the rich lady and his poor man are really people from two worlds.
He walked through the alleyway on the side of the street, preparing to take a shortcut to the office of the Dokai Xiyue, and as he walked, his originally wandering gaze instinctively converged in one place.
it!
I saw a necklace lying quietly on the ground not far away, and it seemed to be ...... it out of gold!
He rubbed his eyes to make sure it wasn't him, and hurriedly walked up and picked up the necklace. The chain looked like an antiquity, with a beautiful pattern carved on it, and the pendant in the middle was an eyeball-like sphere. But that's not the point! The point is that it seems to be real gold!
After Gu Ran confirmed it repeatedly, Yang Tianchang laughed: "Whahaha! I've been unlucky for so many days, this time I've finally turned over as a salted fish!"
"Don't say it, isn't the salted fish still a salted fish after it has been turned over?"
Well?!
Gu Ran slammed the necklace into his arms and looked around vigilantly, but there was nothing around! He looked around again, but still didn't see anyone.
"Don't be wrong! Look down, look down!" the voice rang out again.
He looked down and saw a very cute little Lori standing in front of him. The loli was only up to her waist, no wonder she couldn't see her.
This Lori looks very cute, and is staring at him with big watery eyes, this innocent look reminds him of his childhood...... Well, cuter than her.
"Kid, can't you find your mother? Big brother will take you to the police uncle?" Gu Ran quietly put the gold chain in his pocket, bowed down and said cordially.
The little Lori stared at him with big watery eyes, bent down, and put her hand into her skirt...... Then jerk the panties down to your ankles!
What the heck?!
Gu Ran was so frightened that he couldn't help but jump back.
Little Lori stood up again, stretched out a hand, and said with an innocent face-
"Big brother, give me money, or I'll call someone!"
"Damn!" Gu Ran's mind went blank and fell into a downtime.
Just as he was in a petrified state, little Lori suddenly pounced on his knees again, took out the gold chain from his pocket, hung it around his neck, and continued: "Yes, you guessed correctly, this is a robbery - by the way, the chain was originally mine, not a robbery!"
Gu Ran really felt what it meant to have egg pain at this moment, how could this routine be so familiar!
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(To be continued)
(PS: I've been testing the waters for two days, and I have something to say.)
To tell the truth, I'm almost a salted fish, this book has not been smooth since the book was opened, it was supposed to be an internal sign, but it turned out to be a week late, and then it was a long run naked. At that time, I was laughed at by my relatives and said that "mentally abnormal people write online novels", and I can't refute the dismal results every day.
But even so, I continued to write about it. Two years ago, I wrote a book of otaku, which was also a picky for the dish, and I was tired and wanted to cut it, but because some readers were very enthusiastic, they kept voting for me, leaving me messages and even adding me, so that I knew that there were still so many people looking forward to my updates every day, so I wrote like that, until the job transfer had to be cut.
I may be a little worse now than I was then, I don't know who is reading this book, who is looking forward to it......
I think writing online articles now is like telling a story, I talk cheerfully, everyone listens to it in the audience, that's enough!
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