Chapter 34 It's not called cheating, it's called skill!

"Wait! I'm against it!" As soon as Liu Jinyi finished speaking, Xi Yue immediately shouted loudly. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"When did you have the illusion that you have the right to object?!" Liu Jinyi sneered, "This matter is so decided, I still have something to do, so I will leave first." ”

With that, she pushed the door open, and when she reached the door, she paused suddenly, turned back and said, "Oh yes, you'd better clean this house, or I'll change the branch director next time who can provide a good reception environment." ”

"Haven't you considered allocating a sum of money for me to rent an office building to receive you?"

Liu Jinyi didn't bird him, and just left.

Looking at her departing figure, Xi Yue shrugged his shoulders and said in a frivolous tone: "Alas, it's true, the elderly woman doesn't even have this sense of humor, and it's really better to be enthusiastic young ladies." ”

Gu Ran looked at the demeanor of these two people when they were separated, and secretly thought that these two people must have some bloody story like a romance drama, and in this short period of time, he also made up the plot line of "The scumbag abandoned the tsundere sister, and the sister became the boss of the scumbag after many years of struggle, although he said that he hated it, but his heart was still very honest" (in fact, he really guessed eight or nine).

Thinking of this, Gu Ran couldn't help but feel a little cold, and then secretly sighed that the good cabbage was arched by the pig, which felt like a plain dandelion flying in the wind, but finally floated into the......

Gu Ran walked up, patted Xi Yue's shoulder, sighed and said, "Don't look at it, people have finally floated away from your lump of Xiang, and you still want to use your stickiness to stick her again?!"

"Get out of here!" Xi Yue slapped his hand away and said, "Are you paying attention to the wrong place now? That old woman is going to send you to participate in the rookie contest? You still have the leisure to tease me?!"

"Uh...... Isn't it just a competition? What's so nervous about this?" Gu Ran touched the back of his head a little inexplicably: "Even if I can't get half a ranking, it doesn't seem to be good, right? It's just a shame, what a big deal." ”

"When you are a newcomer, the competition is a table tennis competition for the elderly in the community downstairs? Let me tell you! This competition will kill a few idiots who are not strong enough to be higher than the sky every year!" Xi Yue said sharply: "This competition is used to choose the future demon hunting world, and the competition items in it are all life-threatening, okay! People who don't have two brushes will not participate in this competition at all." Do you think you're sure you'll not be beaten to death in the ring?"

"it! so cruel?!" Gu Ran was taken aback when he heard this, and hurriedly shouted: "Then you tell her, why don't I go?" Just tell her the truth, I will be a waste of firewood, I ...... I didn't know that overturned moth was so big!"

"I've told them what I should have said, but no one believes it!" Xi Yue sighed and said, "It's really not good, you just forget it, besides, you are so lucky, the ancient gods were slaughtered by your shit, maybe you can still turn evil into good luck this time." ”

"You're fucking kidding me?!"

"Alas, young man, be steady. Xi Yue shook his head, and suddenly put on a casual attitude and said, "It's really not good, don't you have another way to go?

"What do you mean...... Cheating?" Gu Ran seemed to see a glimmer of life. Judging from Xi Yue's previous words and deeds, he must be a master of opportunism, if it were him, he might really be able to think of a good way to let him pass this competition. He doesn't want to win any awards, as long as people can walk out of the competition on their own.

"How can it be called cheating!" Xi Yue coughed dryly and corrected, "Skill, understand? It's just a little trick that doesn't break the rules." ”

"Look at you so treacherous and cunning...... Oh no, resourceful look, there must be some great 'skill' to teach to me, the only disciple. Gu Ran rubbed his hands together and echoed beside him flatteringly.

Xi Yue walked to the side of the sofa, took Xiao Meng, who was sitting on the sofa and blistered on it, like a kitten, and then lay down on the sofa, lit a cigarette, and pretended to inhale deeply. Xiao Meng on the side looked at him with black lines all over his head and pretended to be forced.

After smoking a cigarette, Xi Yue said: "Actually, I also participated in that competition back then, and I was very lucky, not only was I not carried out, but I also won a consolation prize. There were so many masters in the demon hunting world that year, and most of the current Seven Kings were the winners of that competition, and it was not easy for me to come out of it with good hands and feet at that time. ”

“...... To put it bluntly, he survived that game like a defeated dog, right? I'm actually embarrassed to get it here......" Xiaomeng complained with black lines: "You uncle of waste wood is so shameless." ”

"Children are not allowed to interject!" Xi Yue's face flushed, but with the thickness of his cheek, he quickly returned to normal, and then said in a faint pretending tone, "As an elder now, it is necessary to teach you some life lessons. ”

"First of all, let me talk to you about science, this competitive competition is a ladder elimination system, I have a total of five different games that year, if the first game is kneeling, the later games do not need to be compared, and so on. The content of the previous game is different every year, and I don't have a lot of practical experience to teach you, but some of the routines are still the same, and I'll teach you how to break it after we know the content of the game. Xi Yue said seriously: "The most important thing is the last game, this is the finals, no matter whether the previous game is to pass with strength or wisdom, in the end, you can't bypass the final strength showdown." The last game was still the game with the highest mortality rate, and the previous levels were either just a test of intelligence, or at most you would be bent and lying in bed, and many people in the final couldn't let go, or played angry, and killed the opponent without waiting for the referee to call a stop. ”

He paused and then said: "Speak brightly behind closed doors, your strength is clear to both of us, transformation-type spiritual energy, generally this ability is either a passerby or an unlucky supporting actor who will die in three episodes, even if this newcomer is not good, it is estimated that you will not be able to rely on your strength to go all the way, so what can you do? Anyway, I don't have anything here that can make you punch thousands of punches in a second, and there is no way for you to comprehend what the beginning of the solution." ”

"So what can I do, say it quickly, don't hang people's appetites, okay?" Gu Ran hurriedly asked.

"Since your own strength can't be improved, then you have to let your opponent's strength decrease. Xi Yue's face was not red and his heart was not beating and he said shameless words, "I can know the list of your opponents in advance by relying on the door, and after knowing who they are, it will be much more convenient to operate soon?"

"I thought that you had been pretending to be forced for so long just now, and in the face of me and Xiaomeng, there must be high opinions, but I didn't expect to say such vulgar words!" Gu Ran complained: "How can I weaken the opponent's strength? Give the opponent laxatives?!"

"You said it yourself, I didn't say anything. Xi Yue's eyes were on the ceiling.

"What did you do? Don't tell me you relied on laxatives to be so shameless, if you did, your reputation would have been stinky, and you wouldn't be able to mix with the head of the department. Gu Ran said.

Xi Yue shrugged his shoulders and said: "It's very simple, I held out four rounds of duels at the time, and there was nothing to say in the first two rounds, and the one in the third round I developed him into my good brother, and I took the initiative to lose to me during the game, and then climbed up by life and death." Later, he developed and became the king of the seven kings. ”

"I'll go! I used to think you were a piece of shit, but I didn't expect you to take your own luck. Gu Ran sighed: "What about the fourth round?"

Xi Yue didn't care about Gu Ran's complaint, he replied: "You have met my opponent in the fourth round just now, well, I cultivated a little indescribable relationship with her at that time, but later, ...... Well, I think she would have regretted that she didn't beat me to death in the game. ”

“...... I also regret her decision at the time!"

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(To be continued)