Chapter 54: It's so stressful
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"Only a woman who has been at her husband's house for a year but is not pregnant because of her husband can give a veil to a man. ”
Li Zixuan finally explained.
"Isn't it?!"
Zhao Yan instantly understood, this matter is clearly the legend - borrowing seeds.
That's right, this situation has also existed in the Earth Epoch, after all, infertility is an objective fact.
So this is also for what, in the streets and alleys of the Celestial Empire and in mobile phone text messages, there will often be small advertisements for "asking for children with a lot of money", and the root cause of the fraud can often be deceived.
Therefore, even after the level of science and technology has developed to the point that artificial insemination can be made, there is still this kind of borrowing of seeds objectively, let alone this otherworldly world.
It's just that the only problem is that the borrowing of seeds in the earth world, except for those scams of "asking for children with a lot of money", is basically carried out in secret!
And in this otherworldly world, it is this kind of almost open-minded handkerchief, which is also too open......
Well, the most important point is, where does Young Master Ben look like a big **!?
Zhao Yan was thinking about this serious question, so he looked down at his small body that was definitely not strong, and then came to the final conclusion - Dumas, Dumas we are not good.
"Why are you looking for me?"
Zhao Yan couldn't figure it out.
"It's not that Erlang, your performance in the past two days has been too dazzling. ”
Li Zixuan muttered, her expression was very strange, and she didn't know whether she was angry or happy.
"But for this kind of thing, you really should find a stronger man, such as ......"
Zhao Yan moved his gaze to his golden thigh brother Zhao Pu, the brother of the unparalleled national warrior in terms of martial arts papers, he was definitely the best candidate for borrowing.
"Don't look at me, the veil can only be given to unmarried men. ”
Zhao Pu obviously noticed Zhao Yan's "ill-intentioned" gaze, so he took the initiative to explain.
As Zhao Pu himself said, he is not an unmarried young man, but has been married for a year, and his wife Mu Yinshuang has been pregnant for more than four months.
"When my brother was unmarried, did anyone give you a veil?"
Zhao Yan blurted out such a question, and from Zhao Yan's expression that he was obviously already associating, it could be seen that he had definitely thought too much.
"Yes. Zhao Pu replied very positively, which was exactly the same as Zhao Yan's low-level taste, but Zhao Pu quickly added: "But this is something you want me to do, I don't like them, so naturally I won't accept their veils." ”
"They?"
The fire of gossip in Zhao Yan's heart is even more raging, the word "they" is properly plural, that is, there are at least a group of married girls, shouting bitterly that they want to make our golden thigh brother **!
"Yes, they are. Zhao Pu had an indifferent expression, he moved his gaze back to the ring, and then said casually: "You will know the Tao in the future." ”
"Erlang, it's actually Guan Xueyi's words, it's not that you can't ......"
At this time, Li Zixuan suddenly said this again.
"You're kidding Zixuan, this kind of thing can be weird!" Zhao Yan hurriedly replied, he had no time to continue to study his brother's romantic history, he looked at Li Zixuan suspiciously: "Zixuan, you are also ...... Zixuan?"
"Erlang, what are you thinking! How could people have such plans! Except for Erlang, people only like women, okay?"
Li Zixuan, who heard what Zhao Yan wanted to say, stomped her feet and said with annoyance.
So Zhao Yan was relieved, although in his heart, he really saved the idea that if he married Li Zixuan in the future, he must sow success within a year.
Your mother, I suddenly felt so stressed.
But then again, isn't that Hu Qingyang a little miserable, Guan Xueyi's behavior of sending a handkerchief is tantamount to announcing to everyone that he is "not good"!
So what Guan Xueyi sent was not a handkerchief, but Guan Erye's hat...... The green one.
is also a man, Zhao Yan mourned for Hu Qingyang for three seconds with the sadness of the rabbit and the fox.
"I suddenly don't want to watch any more, how about we go back to lunch?"
After the silence, Zhao Yan, who had no desire to continue watching, said to Li Zixuan and Brother Jin's thighs.
That's exactly what I mean. ”
Zhao Pu replied the fastest, for him, the ring match of the Martial Arts Heroes Association was really nothing to look at, he was sitting here just because Zhao Yan, the only younger brother, was there.
"Yes, yes!"
Li Zixuan also answered very cheerfully, and the question about the veil just now had obviously been completely left behind by her.
This kind of heartless character really made Zhao Yan like it very much.
So the three of them didn't care what the others thought, got up and left the stands and walked outside.
The competition in the ring continued, and the daughter of the townsman who unexpectedly won because of Zhao Yan's fake fall actually won another ring match.
The look of unconfidence against Zhao Yan had been swept away from the face of the daughter of the countryman, and she was full of confidence in drawing this second bamboo stick representing the attacker......
It's just that Zhao Yan didn't see this scene, and even if he saw it, he wouldn't care.
But Zhao Yan doesn't pay attention to others, it doesn't mean that others don't pay attention to him, when he got up and left the table and walked out, there were at least dozens of pairs of eyes staring at him.
Of course, Zhao Yan, who only cares about laughing with Li Zixuan, still won't notice this kind of thing.
Just like yesterday, the little maids of Xia Hua who stayed in the tent had already prepared delicious food and were waiting for the return of the three masters.
Zhao Yan was full of praise again, he drank some of the nectar purple left from yesterday again, and handed a new song related to wine to Yuren Song Ji Lanyue with the strength of the wine-
"Wild geese, ...... in the sky Drink the wine dry and fill it again, and if you don't get drunk tonight, you won't return it......"
Lan Yue sang in a deep and distant voice.
"Erlang don't even think about it, there is only this point for wine, you can only honestly practice internal skills and sleep tonight. ”
The feather singer had just finished singing for the first time, and Li Zixuan, who felt that she had already seen through Zhao Yan's conspiracy, rushed to open her mouth to prevent trouble.
"It's all here, it's really just a song, it's not something I've made now, it's a song from a long time ago. ”
Of course, Zhao Yan, who didn't want to drink, explained while stroking his belly that was a little round.
"It's a good song, but it's like something that can only be born in the vast grasslands, and it ...... Second brother, you did it too?"
After listening to the song very carefully and recalling the lyrics in my heart, I said to Zhao Yan in a slightly uncertain tone.
As an elder brother, Zhao Pu is too familiar with his second brother, and he can't tell Zhao Yan why he can make this kind of song.
"Hehe, no one can make this song except me anyway. Zhao Yan only winked at Zhao Pu, he had already thought about how to deal with this situation: "Brother, don't forget, I'm a genius." ”
Is it a genius?
Yes, the second brother is a genius.
Zhao Pu finally nodded and didn't continue to say anything.