No. 92 Pit Daddy Application

The nerd shrugged his shoulders and signed his name, and began to look at the application for membership......

Then the nerd was stupid and stupid.

Application for Employment

PS: Affiliation agreement

Party A: Su Daizhi

Party B: Maellubelle Hearn

Party A voluntarily applies to enter Party B's association, and in the spirit of friendly negotiation and mutual understanding, combined with relevant laws and regulations, the following agreement is reached, and both parties are willing to abide by and travel together.

1. If Party A is injured during the period of working under Party B, Party B will express its deep condolences to Party A, and Party A will pay for medical expenses, mental damages and other expenses, and compensate Party B for lost work expenses, compensation and so on because of Party A's delayed working hours.

2. Party A must comply with the following conditions.

1. When the female members of Party B's community take a bath, they must measure the water temperature and scratch their backs, and they must not do anything greedy for selfish desires, especially if they are reckless.

2. When the female members of Party B's community are shopping, they should be used to make payments, and they should say more words of encouragement to encourage the female members of Party B's community, and there should be no reluctant behavior.

3. When the female members of Party B's club serve food, they should be full of praise, even if it is a so-called murderous dish, they must eat a few more bowls, and there must be no picky eating.

4. When the female members of Party B's community are sleeping, they should fan the wind in the hot summer and warm the bed in the cold winter, but don't think about sharing the same bed, and they must not have similar thoughts.

5. When the female members of Party B's community give rewards, they should be grateful with tears, save money, and there should be no extravagance and waste, luxury and lasciviousness.

6. When the female members of Party B's club are bored, they must fight for their lives, and there must be no resistance in colorful clothes or long skirts, and there must be no indifferent resistance.

7. When admonishing the female members of Party B's association, they should keep their hands together, stand upright, absolutely listen to the teachings, and must not have absent-minded behavior.

8. When the female members of Party B's community make mistakes, they should blame themselves, take the black pot by themselves, do a good job of sharing blessings and sharing difficulties, and must not fly separately when major disasters come.

9. When the female members of Party B's community are grieving, they should cry blood, grief-stricken, as if they were dead family members, and they should not smile.

1o. When the female members of Party B's community return late, they should wait patiently, be happy, and say "Welcome back, master (adult)" if necessary, and there should be no thunderous behavior.

11. When the female members of Party B's community are not there, they should think about it, keep themselves like jade, and must not steal chickens and dogs (what is this article for!)

12. When the female members of Party B's community are happy, they should put up lanterns and celebrate vigorously, and there should be no spilling cold water.

13. When the female members of Party B's community have insomnia, they should accompany them all night, help count the sheep, and must not dream of Zhou Gong.

14. When the female members of Party B's community apply their faces, they should provide methods to defy the law and not laugh.

15. When the female members of Party B's community sing, they should be like a spring breeze, admire, and must not laugh.

16. When the female members of Party B's community beat Party A, they should be allowed to ravage, thank the lord Longen, and there shall be no retaliation and glaring.

17. During the examination of the female members of Party B's association, they should help them read, circle the key points, and do not have any behavior that does not concern them.

18. When the female members of Party B's community are angry, they should kneel on the ground and beg for mercy, begging for mercy, and there must be no behavior of ignoring them.

19. When the female members of Party B's club give a speech, they should nod their heads from time to time, express their deep agreement, and do not refute them smoothly.

2o. During the interrogation of female members of Party B's association, they should swear a gambling curse to show their loyalty, and they must not behave carelessly.

21. When the female members of Party B's community are driving, they should be taught gently, relieve their nervousness, and must not increase their troublesome behavior.

3. There must be the following declaration:

1. Party A must take care of the female members of Party B's community wholeheartedly.

2. Party A is not allowed to scold, hit, kick, pinch, bully and other behaviors.

3. The female members of Party B's association beat Party A, and Party A is not allowed to fight back.

4. Party A will always say that the female members of Party B's club are the most beautiful and lovely.

5. Party A must constantly obey the orders of the female members of Party B's association.

6. If the female members of Party B's community are happy, Party A should also be happy, and the female members of Party B's community should be sad, and Party A should coax the female members of Party B's community.

7. Party A must give what the female members of Party B's community want.

8. Party A must be obedient and cannot be disobedient.

4. In order to better inherit and display the ancient culture, strictly enforce the community discipline of the broad masses of the people, re-maintain the normal order of the campus, and standardize the life of the community, this "School Rules and Regulations" is hereby formulated. The details are as follows:

1. Love the community, resolutely obey the orders of the head of the group, and absolutely obey the leaders of the community.

2. Strictly abide by the work and rest time, strictly prohibit delays, laziness, stealing food, etc., consciously wash the feet of the female members of Party B's association, and strictly prohibit being late, leaving early, and not resting on holidays.

3. Party A should often participate in on-the-job training, and constantly improve cooking skills (at least proficient in three cuisines), housekeeping, and massage and other techniques in the traditional medicine of the Celestial Empire.

4. Party A should always pay attention to grooming and appearance, and it is strictly forbidden to be unkempt and untidy in the community (excluding sexy clothing, women's clothing, etc., depending on the female members of Party B's community);

5. If there are salaries, bonuses and all their income every month, half of them must be handed over as community funds, and they must not resist payment, nor should they be omitted, and it is strictly forbidden to falsely report the number, and the daily use of washing expenses shall not exceed 1o yen (there is a P use!), which shall be allocated by the female members of Party B's community on a daily basis, and shall not be overdrawn for any reason, and the funds of the association shall be advanced in advance;

6. Party A is fully responsible for the health work of the association, and the health inspection is accepted according to the "ISO-9OO2" five-star hotel standard.

7. Party A will provide its own home as another activity room of the association, and the female members of Party B's community are not allowed to watch TV when needed, and it is strictly forbidden to grab the remote control of the female members of Party B's association, and it is strictly forbidden to make noise, and it is strictly forbidden to watch programs that the female members of Party B's community do not like to watch.

8. It is strictly forbidden to contact pornography, gambling, drugs, smoking, drinking, dating unknown women and other impure affairs, and Party A's own wife is excluded from being recorded, and impure is allowed.

5. Strictly abide by the "School Rules and Regulations" and the rules of the club, and unconditionally obey the orders of the head of the regiment.

6. This agreement has legal significance, and if there is any repudiation, it is too late after signing.

Party A (Signed): Su - Dai - Zhi -

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The nerd looked at the agreement and froze in place.

ps:Purely make up the number of words.,Looking for a complaint.,Don't care about this chapter.,Anyway, a certain was said by readers that there was no discipline anymore.,Although there was no such thing at the beginning.,Anyway, even if there is a festival, it's good to throw it away.。

PS2: I really want a PS2, forget it, if you volunteer to join the secret seal group, you can consider the contract!

PS3: [laughs]

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