Chapter Ninety-One: You Play as a Turtle
Feng Chenyu shook his head innocently and said, "I don't know how I can say that, I only found out recently, and how can I remember my father's matter, I have amnesia! ”
Zhao Lingwu pursed her lips and said: "Is the amnesia great? What is there to drag, forget it, this woman is not embarrassed for you, I can see that the sentence just now is a conditioned reflex, and I can see that you were definitely a nagging maniac before, and many people ask you who your inheritance is, right?"
Feng Chenyu shook his hair indifferently and said, "I don't know what kind of person my father is, I don't even know who I am." ”
Zhao Lingwu laughed evilly, and gently picked Feng Chenyu's chin with his fingers, making the appearance of a bandit molesting a woman from a good family, Zhao Lingwu smiled evilly: "The little girl looks good, go back with your master, how about giving birth to a big fat boy for your master." ”
This joking sentence, Feng Chenyu simply entered the play instantly, pretending to be pitiful, then tightened his clothes, protected his chest, and said in a soft and frightened voice: "Uncle, you spare me, people are still yellow flower girls."
Zhao Lingwu was disgusted in an instant, twisted her neck directly, and pretended to vomit, Feng Chenyu also put away her divine acting skills at this time, and obediently patted Zhao Lingwu's back, the most painful thing is that Zhao Lingwu originally wanted to exaggerate and pretend, but she didn't expect Feng Chenyu to be very experienced when she patted her back, and she didn't feel like vomiting, but she really vomited when she was slapped by Feng Chenyu.
Zhao Lingwu vomited so much, Feng Chenyu muttered quietly beside her, "Am I so disgusting?"
As soon as she finished muttering in a low voice, Zhao Lingwu seemed to be specifically facing Feng Chenyu, and she vomited even more intensely.
After vomiting for a long time, Zhao Lingwu eased up, and Zhao Lingwu said a little disgusting at this time: "Senior brother, did you use the foundation before? Look at your white and tender will not be a duck, and your performance just now is simply what time my mother has arrived, no, sister will give you a haircut, do an operation, and I will call your junior sister in the future." ”
Feng Chenyu said slightly angrily: "Ridiculous, how can I be a, and I'm definitely not a duck, I just saw you at the beginning so I want to cater to it, I'm just joking with you." ”
Zhao Lingwu muttered in a low voice: "Maybe you are transgender."
Feng Chenyu obviously turned his face, and said angrily: "You bastard, you say I'm transsexual, right, do you dare to sleep with me? I make your belly bigger Do you believe it or not."
Zhao Lingwu was really angry when she saw that Feng Chenyu had moved, and Zhao Lingwu had no choice but to comfort Feng Chenyu, patted him on the back and said that it was a joke.
Feng Chenyu was like a child, and she was coaxed and gone.
However, Zhao Lingwu saw that after Feng Chenyu's anger disappeared, her face suddenly became gloomy, pinched the joints of her hands, and said with bad intentions: "Boy, you are so fat, you still want to mess with the old lady's belly." ”
Feng Chenyu was stunned for a moment, co-authoring Zhao Lingwu This guy is a salute first and then a soldier, in fact, this can't be blamed on Zhao Lingwu, Zhao Lingwu knows that if he does it to Feng Chenyu on his head, Feng Chenyu will definitely turn his face, and he will turn his face very thoroughly, and Feng Chenyu will probably have to fight with Zhao Lingwu at that time, so Zhao Lingwu understands Feng Chenyu very well, and coaxed Feng Chenyu first, and when Feng Chenyu is angry, he is telling him that Feng Chenyu will definitely not fight back and scold him back.
Feng Chenyu obviously realized that he had said the wrong thing in his head just now, so he apologized to Zhao Lingwu and said, "Senior sister, I'm sorry, I was wrong, you forgive me." ”
Zhao Lingwu put away her fists and changed her tactics, pouted, and said a little unhappily: "I'm angry, you have to compensate me." "Zhao Lingwu knows Feng Chenyu too well, this kid typically eats soft rather than hard.
Feng Chenyu really had no choice for a while, he didn't know how to coax girls, so he said more realistically: "Senior sister, how about I make you two lunches?"
Zhao Lingwu pouted: "Don't, people lose weight." ”
Feng Chenyu stretched out three fingers: "Those three copies?"
Zhao Ling danced to look at the scenery and said, "I lose weight." ”
Feng Chenyu roared: "Four portions plus a plate of meat dishes, you can get the ingredients for me." ”
Zhao Ling danced unforgivingly and said: No.
Feng Chenyu said angrily: Don't go too far.
Zhao Lingwu said with a smile: You have to promise me a condition Feng Chenyu said angrily: "You mention it." ”
Zhao Lingwu smiled treacherously and said, "You pretend to be a turtle for me to ride."
"Ridiculous, my Feng Chenyu is dignified, respects the old and loves the young, is a teacher, a generation of talents, is the style of a gentleman, actually asked me to be a turtle ride for you, how can there be this reason, how can there be this reason, how can there be this reason," Feng Chenyu said angrily.
"You gentleman just said that you made my belly bigger, this is what you call dignified appearance? This is what you said about being a teacher? Is this what you said about the style of a gentleman? How can this be reasonable, I am absolutely very reasonable," Zhao Lingwu next to him said angrily.
Feng Chenyu was directly speechless, tilted his head, thinking about it, he knows himself best, he can never be the kind of person who covets beauty, the reason why he said that rude words just now was because Zhao Lingwu slandered him just now, Feng Chenyu said it in a hurry, but his original intention was definitely not like this.
But how to explain, Zhao Lingwu didn't listen, and after a while, Zhao Lingwu played a scoundrel again, saying that you are molesting women from good families in broad daylight, how can people marry them.
Feng Chenyu couldn't see the girl crying, and in a fit of anger, she stomped her foot and agreed, and Zhao Lingwu immediately stopped crying.
After a while, Feng Chenyu was lying on the ground, and Zhao Lingwu knocked Feng Chenyu's waist with this small branch, shouting: "Drive, drive." Looking at Zhao Lingwu's appearance like a child, maybe no one played with her when she was young, at this time Zhao Lingwu sat on Feng Chenyu's back, making an invincible appearance, as if a female general was fighting, Zhao Lingwu even felt that she had traveled to the past and became Mulan.