Since today is the weekend, I have turned off the alarm clock last night, sleep until I wake up naturally, it is definitely a happy thing, I got up when it was about 4 o'clock in the afternoon, to be precise, I was woken up by hunger, I was just about to get out of bed, only to see Wang Mumu, still there to write, sometimes scratching his head and thinking hard, sometimes showing the same smile, very obscene.

"Hey, Brother Mumu, you haven't slept all night?" I put on my slippers, drank a glass of water, and walked over to him.

"Don't talk to me, I haven't written for many years, less inspiration, get out, don't bother me!" Wang Mumu said impatiently with his red eyes.

"Fuck, I'm fucking kind enough to tell you to eat, why are you like a mad dog, starving to death for your B-raised!" I scolded the street very unhappily, and then glanced at the bed, seeing that Lei Lei was not there, Zhang Wei was no more, only Chenchen was still sleeping with his head covered.

"Gorilla, go to dinner, don't sleep!" I pushed Chenchen, Chenchen opened his eyes in confusion, sat up in a daze, sat up in a daze, and asked me, "What time is it?"

"It's more than four o'clock, hurry up, eat something!" I was wearing my clothes while urging Chenchen, as soon as I finished speaking, as soon as Chenchen heard about eating, his eyes lit up, he stretched out his big feet, stepped directly on Wang Mumu's head, and jumped down.

Wang Mumu has long been used to it, Chenchen's way of getting out of bed has been numb, Chenchen and I got dressed, and we didn't care about Wang Mumu, because he was more attentive to what he did, so it was better not to disturb him.

The two of us went out of the small restaurant outside, casually ordered a fish-flavored shredded pork, a pork ribs, asked for two bowls of rice, began to eat a meal, before leaving, asked Wang Mumu for a bowl of wonton stew, we smoked a cigarette quite comfortably, and returned to the bedroom leisurely.

The people who had just pushed open the dormitory, Wang Mumu laughed loudly like crazy, and his hair like a bird's nest shook and shook, quite presentable.

"What the are you smoking?" Chen Chen scolded at him, leaving the wonton stew still on the table.

"Haha, I'm such a fucking talent, I found out that I have a bit of Gorky potential, Jomimi will definitely sleep with me when he sees this love letter!" Wang Mumu said proudly.

"Bring it, I appreciate it!" I walked over and picked up the love letter on the table.

"Well, you can take it and appreciate it, and you can also learn some knowledge from it!" Wang Mumu began to pretend to be B again.

Chenchen and I sat on the bed, looking at the love letters, this look, I couldn't extricate myself for a long time, I was deeply impressed by Wang Mumu's writing, it's so fucking weird!!

The original text is as follows.

Wang Mumu wrote in the love letter: Dear "Qiao Mimi", the crowd splashed a glance at you, in the failure to forget your face, your melancholy eyes, tall temperament, snow-white big ass, and the stubble are deeply imprinted in my mind, the sky is a blue drop, the sea is a deep drop, my love for you, is a drop of innocence, I very much hope that you and I can taste it again, coffee brewing white rabbit toffee, I am willing to sleep with you for 10,000 years, your big round eyes like "a cake", make me "tabula rasa" as pure heart lake, "hair." If I can sleep with you, I would rather "not eat or vomit" and wait for you for "90,000" years......

"Niu B! God, no, amazing work, this is a fucking mahjong textbook!!" Chenchen threw himself to Wang Mumu's admiration.

"The ancients had a cloud, pretending to be a B offender is invincible, it's really dripping! My son is lying! Your love letter is a fucking house for Kawashima, you can sleep for her, a little tit, no problem!!" I said from the bottom of my heart.

"That's natural, Pu Yi is my eldest brother, who am I afraid of!" Wang Mumu had completely regarded himself as the prince at this time.

"Go quickly, time waits for no one!!" Chenchen urged.

"Don't worry, I'll call her first, I want her to read it to her face!!" Wang Mumu's voice was calm, and he elegantly took out the copycat version of Nokia N91 in his hand, and slowly took out the leather case on the mobile phone, and the mobile phone suddenly fell apart, half of the earpiece and half of the keyboard, there are several red lines connected in the middle, and it has not been completely separated.

"This fucking phone was bought, it's too jB cow B, it can be used for so long!" "As soon as Chen Chen saw this phone, his head hurt.

"Even if it's for you, you can't use it, this JB phone can only be controlled by Wang Mumu, just like Brother Xu's car, only he can drive away!!" I said with emotion.

"Hey, hello, I'm Aixin Jueluo Wangcai," Wang Mumu introduced himself elegantly.

"Wang, your sister's wealth, I'm your social Lei Lei brother!!" Wang Mumu's mobile phone has been very loud, and the hands-free can't be turned off at all.

"Hey, how can you take my Mimi's phone, oh, I fuck your uncle, you broke your shoes, and you fucking fucked me!!" Wang Mumu was puzzled at first, but then he reacted and scolded sadly and angrily at the phone.

"Don't the calf, my daughter-in-law and I are eating!!" Lei Lei said on the phone.

"Oh, that's it, then I'll go!" Wang Mumu relieved.

"Don't come here, no, I beg you, you let us have a good meal, okay, I'll wash your pants when you go back!!" Lei Lei has a phobia of wood.

"Fuck, don't you tell me where you are? Or Lao Tzu pees on your bed, do you believe it?" Wang Mumu has too many ways to disgust people.

"Okay!!Big brother, we are waiting for you in Xihuayuan, VIP room, big crystal table, come on, remember, don't pay attention to other people's weird eyes, because this place is relatively high-end, I have a blood!!" Lei Lei hung up the phone after speaking.

And when I heard the name of this place, I felt a chill in my heart, this fucking Lei Lei is too damaging, Wang Mumu estimates, this time it is really fucking crazy.

"Mumu, listen to my advice, don't go, okay!" I said kindly.

"You're my brother, Lei Lei finally got back in blood, you won't let me go!" Wang Mumu is already going to play with me.

"I'm for your good, damn it!"

"Fuck off, lend me twenty yuan for the car, okay, or you can go with me!" Wang Mumu was like a robber at this time.

"I'm going too, I'm rubbing a delicious meal!" Chenchen was also interested in this matter.

"Well, since you have to go, I won't stop you, you will go to that place sooner or later!" I sighed, took twenty dollars out of my pocket, and gave them to both of them.