Chapter 3 I cut him
"No! My current blood, not to mention boiling, is simply cold!"
"I'm not a bullshit war fairy, my fate should be to go to Tsinghua University, and then take over my father's company, I don't want to be a bullshit savior here!"
Fang Fang felt like he was going crazy.
Zitong frowned and said: "You weishenme said this, others are full of enthusiasm and expectation when they hear this, but you weishenme is different from others, you weishenme is this kind of attitude?"
Fang Ke hurriedly shook his hand and said: "My attitude is already haode enough, I don't care what other people do, whether they want to save Shijie or save Zhan Xian, that's their business, I'm not the same as them!"
"I think you must have mistaken someone, I'm not the person you need, I have neither the temperament of a war immortal, nor the essence of a war immortal, I'm just an ordinary high school student, the only thing I want to do now is to go home and prepare for the college entrance examination!"
"I'm sorry, maybe I disappointed you, but what I want to say is, let's end our game here, please send me back quickly, I beg you! As for my wish, I won't trouble you, anyway, you don't have anything to lose, our contract is now cleared, okay?"
Zitong seemed a little angry, frowned and said: "That's not good, our contract has been established, how can we say that if we don't carry it out, we won't carry it out? This is not in line with the spirit of the contract." ”
Fang Fang hurriedly said: "Please, we didn't sign and press our fingerprints, so let's just say that verbally, what kind of contract is this?"
"What's more, these two people have to be able to do it if both parties are capable of making a contract, but what you are asking me to do now is something untouchable, how do you tell me to fulfill your wish?"
Zitong said: "Fang Ke, don't be presumptuous, I believe in you, you are the person I am looking for, and you will definitely become a very great war immortal." ”
Fang Ke hurriedly shook his hand and said: "Okay, okay, okay, I don't want to be a weishenme war immortal, I just want to be a college student first, I beg you to let me go, please bring me back to Earth, my mother may still be waiting for me to have dinner." ”
Zitong shook his head and said: "This is not good, the contract is established, it must be completed, I am a war immortal, what I say, I must work hard to do it." ”
Fang Fang said angrily: "Isn't it just a repentance, so what can it be?"
Zitong said angrily: "Then how can you do it! Don't insult the personality of our war immortals, war immortals are the most sacred existences, how can you casually repent of telling lies? You are blaspheming our war immortal realm!"
Fang Fang said impatiently: "Okay, okay, I admit that you are great and sacred, okay? Since you are all so noble, why do you want me, a despicable villain, to join your gang?"
"I ask you not to pull me into the gang, let me tell you, I'm a person who tells lies every day, and often regrets it, you see that if someone like me enters your war immortal realm, it will definitely discredit your war immortal, it must be a stain, don't you say? So you should send me back now, I'm really not suitable for you." ”
Zitong looked at Fang Ke and was silent for a while, and finally shook his head and said: "Although your personality is not very good, after all, I selected it, and since the contract has been established, it must be completed." ”
Fang Ke hurriedly said: "We don't have to be so serious, I beg you, you can let me go......"
Zitong interrupted him and said, "Okay, you better calm down here, I think you should be able to figure it out, to be able to become an excellent war immortal, to be given such a great mission, not everyone can get such a fate, I believe you will definitely figure it out and regain your strength." ”
"I'm going to leave for your shijie right now to help you fulfill your wishes, you wait here for me first, I don't think I will keep you waiting too long. ”
Fang Da hurriedly said: "Don't, don't, you wait first, wait ......"
Zitong didn't wait for him to finish speaking, just shook his body, and then burst out with a dazzling light, exactly the same as in the bedroom where he was in Fang.
Fang knew that Zitong was about to cross again, he desperately blocked the strong light, and rushed forward to grab Zitong, but the strong light disappeared in an instant, and what Fang Ke's hand grabbed was only the dark air.
"You bastard, come back quickly, send me back! I don't want to play anymore, I want to go home!"
Fang Ke roared loudly into the air, but at this moment, where was Zitong's figure, obviously at this time, she had already crossed over.
Fang Fang was completely helpless, he felt that he was about to explode and go crazy at this time, is there anything more unreasonable than this, can it be forced to save Shijie?
Fang Ke yelled desperately: "Bastard, come back quickly, I don't want to do any bullshit war immortals, you are a strong man!"
"Hurry up and let me go! You're just kidnapping! This is a physical imprisonment! If you want money, can you squeak, open a number, my dad is very rich! Please hurry up and put me back." ”
"Dad, hurry up and drive your baby and lead your mother to save your son, your son was caught here to save Shijie Heping,, what is this!"
Ke Ke kept yelling in this small stone house for nearly a week, until he was exhausted, but there was not even a single figure.
Zitong didn't turn around, and there didn't seem to be even a person around, so he only felt that he had been abandoned by all Shijie at this time.
What made Fang Fang even more desperate was that Fang Fang suddenly found that this small stone house had no door!
Isn't being locked up in a stone house without a door worse than being locked up in a prison?
Therefore, in addition to cursing and scolding, he can only use fierce eating to vent the anger in his heart.
Fortunately, the food in this stone house is very abundant, and it is delicious, so Fang Fang vented all his anger on those lovely foods, and he wanted to take revenge on all this with his actions, and the expression of revenge was - I will eat you to death!
But for the next week, Fang Ke really couldn't lift his strength anymore, because this kind of life was too boring to eat and sleep every day.
Fang Ke originally liked to eat and sleep, in fact, most college entrance examination review students, what they look forward to most every day is to eat and sleep, but if there are only these two things left in life, Fang Ke finally realized that reviewing the college entrance examination is actually a very fun thing.
Ke Ke even began to think that if Zitong threatened me with the fact that she would lock me up here for the rest of my life, maybe I would have to promise her to help her save Shijie, which seemed to be more exciting than eating and sleeping all day.
Fang Ke likes to do something a little exciting.
In such cranky thoughts, he was able to spend two weeks of dull and boring days, but on this day, Zitong suddenly returned.
Suddenly seeing Zitong again, Fang even had the urge to throw herself into her arms to tell her grievances.
He suddenly discovered a very strange fact, although this guy caught himself here and locked him up, but he didn't hate her in his heart?
Will he not hate this guy who should be hateful?
Just when Fang Fang felt very puzzled about this, Zitong smiled at this time and said: "Okay, I have already helped you fulfill your wish, I didn't expect it to take such a long time, I'm afraid it has made you anxious, right?"
Fang Fang was stunned for a moment and asked, "The wish has been fulfilled? You have already helped me teach me a lesson from that bastard country in Japan?
Zitong replied: "At first, I didn't know how to help you teach it a lesson, I just did the investigation, it took more than a week, and then I thought about it for a long time, and finally came up with a way, so I went there and smashed the Yasukuni Shrine dedicated to war criminals in their country." ”
Fang Ke's eyes widened in surprise and said, "You smashed the Yasukuni Shrine?"
Zitong nodded and said: "Yes, that Yasukuni Shrine seems to be a place where their country worships their ancestors, but there are a lot of war criminals and invaders enshrined in it, I hate those murderous invaders the most, as soon as I see those war criminals, it reminds me of those villains who invaded our War Immortal Dynasty, so I smashed it there, and when I smashed it, my heart was really happy." ”
Fang Daxiao said: "Haha, I'm also quite happy, so what about later?"
Zitong continued: "Later, it happened that on the day I smashed the Yasukuni Shrine, it was just in time for the Japanese Prime Minister to visit there. ”
Fang Fang's eyes lit up, and he asked in surprise: "You cut off the little brother of the Japanese Prime Minister?"
Zitong nodded and said: "Yes, but that guy's place is too small, and there is almost nothing left after cutting it off, I will hang it in the ruins of the Yasukuni Shrine, if you don't go out of your way to mark it, I'm afraid it will be difficult for others to find it, and when it is blown by the wind, it is like a small fly." ”
Fang Daxiao said, "Haha, his little brother is only the size of a fly? ”
Zitong smiled and said, "You seem to be very happy, so you must be very satisfied with the two things you did to me?"
Fang Daxiao replied, "Yes, of course I'm very satisfied." ”
There is really nothing more than smashing Japan's Yasukuni Shrine and cutting off their prime minister's little brother, and there is nothing more painful than this.