Letter 95 is a bit boring, then it's more than comedy

Patchouli was a little sad, although the game was won, but the library seemed to be in a mess, it seemed that the game would be over in a while, and Patchouli would have to sort it out with the little devil.

Because I'm progressing so fast, Pache doesn't treat me like an ordinary person, so I'm a little heavier, but it's a bit too much.

Walking out of the library with Pache and looking at everyone's bored expressions, I probably guessed that maybe it was because Patchouli did too much, or I ran too fast, which made the fairy maid on the side under all kinds of pressure on the shooting, and because Pache rioted in books, all the fairy maids died, and now no one sees the game at all.

It's no wonder that everyone is bored, but I can see Miski, who has teeth on his face, running towards me, letting Miskiki fly into my arms, and I pet Miski's head very much.

"Alright, alright, it won't be dangerous, but Lord Pache will be merciful. ”

On the other side, the little devil also flew towards Patchouli, in this case, all kinds of lily breath, cough cough, the lily breath of Patchouli and the little devil is very amazing, of course, on the other side, my side is a relatively normal breath, but it is full of peach.

I hugged Misiqi, who had only reached the height of my chest, I laughed, and returned to the audience in an instant, put Misiqi down, and put my hand on my chest at the same time, and in the next moment, the black practice uniform changed into a tight vest, of course, the pants were still the pants of the practice uniform, and the weight on my body was also lifted.

Wearing a tight vest and exercise pants Now this kind of light clothing is just for fast fighting, Remilia's question and Pache Licouli's question, it will definitely not be easy, without using magic, reducing the weight of the body is the most important thing, although the chest muscles and abdominal muscles under the tight vest are not obvious, but I have also changed from the previous state of weakness.

"Well, then, let's decide, Miss. ”

"It seems that you have put a lot of effort into dealing with my problem, are you ready for the whole state?Hehe, you are not afraid of being pitted, right, so come on, the second item, the content of the competition is drama, laughing, whoever makes more people laughs, who is the winner......"

Patchouli and I both had sweat running down their foreheads, and it seemed that Remilia liked this kind of topic, but what is it called funny, such a topic is not suitable for Pache and me at all.

On the one hand, Pache is already deep in thought, not necessarily comedy, as long as it can make everyone laugh.

After a moment of silence, I also fell into thought, judging from the interest that Remilia raised her head now, it should be in a state where there is no time limit and it doesn't matter, and it seems that it is impossible not to do something.

"Well, I don't know how I'm going to continue now. ”

I'm a little helpless, but now that I'm going to start, let's put on a performance that makes people laugh. It's still a joke or something.

Seeing Remilia turn her head to look at me, I understood that Remilia was the first to let me go, but Remilia was too boring, couldn't she find something to do??

"Ahem, I'm not good at that for the sake of what you're looking forward to, I'll tell you a joke. Do you know why penguins have white bellies?"

Everyone shook their heads, and I said with a small smile.

"That's because the penguin's hands are so short that they can only wash their stomachs......"

Call...... A howling cold wind blew in front of me, and Letty, Kiruno, and the elf hugged their shoulders.

"Eh, it's a little cold. ”x3。

Of course, the people on the other side were almost frozen, and the key Remilia said helplessly.

"That, nerd, Gensokyo doesn't have penguins......"

For a moment, I felt that the background behind me was the North Pole, and penguins were flying all over the sky, while Reimu and Marisa were laughing dryly, and at this moment, I was completely embarrassed to hold the ground with my hands in the orz posture.

fell into a state of being knocked down and dead, and the first machine gods were silent.

"Big brother, it doesn't matter if the big brother tells a bad joke, it's funny, really...... So don't die...... Don't think about it. ”

Lumia immediately pounced on me, as if she thought I was too beaten to think about it, and of course, Miskie just smiled at me in my tight tank top......

"What the hell am I wearing this combat suit for......?"

I wasn't mainly beaten for telling bad jokes, but I was completely treated like a fool in a serious state of preparation, so the corners of Remilia's mouth curled slightly, and of course the smile disappeared the moment I looked up.

"Ahem, nerd, because almost no one laughs, and it's a bad joke, so it's too embarrassing to be a person from the Red Devil Pavilion......"

Poof, [it's too embarrassing] turned into a sharp arrow and pierced my heart.

"It's such a shame......"

Again, another arrow pierced my heart.

"Alas, what a shame. ”

Poof, the third arrow pierced my heart as well.

"Isn't it a bit embarrassing to be human?"

"Hey, you're enough!!I've interjected it several times!

Annoyed and angry, I had no choice but to stand up and refute, after all, this is too much, I'm not good at doing this kind of laughing behavior, but I don't need to hit me continuously.

"People who can't even admit that they are too embarrassed are so humiliating. ”

Poof, this time it was Remilia's spear piercing through the heart, and I was a nerd at this moment, completely silent.

“............ Remy is amazing......"

Patchouli sighed and said.

"But such a powerful Remy is really messing up, it's not right to bully nerds all the time, if you want to bully, please be more ruthless. ”

Patchouli's behavior made many people around her laugh out loud, and they sympathized with me, which made me want to cry without tears, but it came to my ears when I was still in a state of death.

"Well, yes, use the fight on nerds as a laughing point, I see, nerds themselves are not good at it, but it's really funny to make a fuss about nerds, and more than half of the people laughed, then, Patchouli wins, two wins in a row, Patchouli wins, by the way, Patchouli, do you want to advance? If you don't, the nerd will continue to advance tomorrow, if you want, you will participate in the competition tomorrow. ”

"The answer is yes, I have to tidy up the library, so it's still nerd to take the promotion slowly. ”

Pache and Remilia laughed at the same time, I was even more depressed, and I was cheating again, which was too much, and on the other hand, the little devil who saw me eating deflated finally laughed.

Seeing such an ending, there is nothing wrong with it, after all, the embarrassing appearance of the little devil will make it difficult for her to see me in the future, and now she can laugh at me for my current troubles, and she is not afraid of being embarrassed.

"But it's really a child......"

"Alright, alright, let's eat, time is a little bit of fun, I saw something good today, by the way, nerd, your Miskie was eaten by Lumia, and when you were playing against Pachouli, we played live lilies here in the lawn square. ”

"Whew!"

"Gas, don't talk nonsense, Miss, I didn't bully Misiqi!"

Miskie was completely embarrassed to run into my arms, feeling faceless, eh, I reacted, so the main reason why everyone is bored is because I came out with Pache and can't continue to watch Lily!?

Can you guys be normal!!!

ps: second update

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