"It's you again, KFC, McDonald's, Pizza Hut, and even Starbucks can see you, how many jobs do you work alone?" Li Lan took the takeaway handed over by Duke Dracula in work clothes and paid for it, and couldn't wait to take a sip of Coke with ice cubes, making a pleasant sound, as if a victim who was about to die of thirst in the desert suddenly picked up a bottle of mineral water and was redeemed. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

The Grand Duke of the Blood Clan smiled silently, counted the money, and after confirming that it was correct, he said, "What about Her Royal Highness?"

"Jialan, she just left for Hokkaido, Japan, you don't have to think about it, she told me that if you want to find her, you don't need to tell her, she won't pay attention to any of your requests. Li Lan shrugged her shoulders, "I persuaded you to die of this heart, really." ”

"No, it's not this ......," said Dracula, "I have recently embraced a nobleman, and I feel compelled to inform Your Highness, for this is the first person she has been born here." ”

"You're still harming innocent people?" Li Lan raised her eyebrows, showing an interested look, and asked while smoking a coke, "What is the name of the man and the woman?"

"Her name is Ye Xiaomeng, female. Dracula said.

"Poof" Li Lan sprayed all the Coke in her mouth on Dracula's face.

"What are you talking about?!"

......

The first rays of the morning sun fall on the campus of Shanghai University.

Dust that shone in the refraction of sunlight flew in the air, like countless glowing star chips.

There are occasional boys in the school who work hard to maintain their figure, jumping out of bed at six or seven o'clock, and then running in sportswear in the still cold campus in late winter and early spring, using their sunny smiles to the passing girls to cast their exuberant energy aroused hormones, and then get a shy response from the girls, of course, there are also a small number of beautiful teachers like Qin Ying who look no different from female students, and they replied with a shocking white eye, "......".

When there was a knock on Elisa's dorm door, she and her three roommates were enjoying the last bit of winter vacation on the eve of the start of school.

So at first, it was relatively gentle, and the gentle "Knock~~Knock~~~" quickly turned into a stormy "Knock ......"

It's like suddenly upgrading from a hammer to a pile driver.

"Who! I don't let people sleep early in the morning!" The bed in the lower bunk next to the dormitory door is always the one responsible for opening the door, and the slightly chubby girl got up from the bed angrily and walked towards the dormitory door in thick cotton pajamas, making people have no doubt that she is now crazy and wants to spit in the faces of people outside the house.

"You're tm—" The girl's angry posture quickly subsided, and the moment she opened the door, she was shocked, and then she showed a cute smile like a flower, "...... Who is it, sir?"

The person outside the house was a young and handsome man, he did not look like Chinese, because his eye sockets were a little deep, although he had black hair, his skin was white like a vampire, and the most striking thing was his eyes, as if they were two dark green gems, almost making the girl wonder if he was wearing some expensive high-grade beauty pupils.

"Hello, I'm looking for Alyssa. This handsome young man smiled and said, he was like those European British aristocrats who held great power, with a feminine but graceful temperament, his face looked like a male model on a Paris fashion show, and his magnetic voice suddenly woke up the other two girls in the dormitory except for Alyssa.

"Okay, you wait. The fat girl's heart exploded countless pink mushroom clouds as early as the moment she saw this young man, just like the two nuclear bombs that were thrown into Hiroshima, Japan, destroying the world and completely destroying everything.

The other two girls were sitting on the beds, looking at the young people outside the room without blinking, they would not have been able to wake up so quickly and stay awake, most of the time everyone in Alyssa's dormitory woke up to the hoarse sound of the alarm clock, and got up from the bed screaming "it's going to be late" - but at this moment, the soft voice of the young man outside the room suddenly woke up some unpredictable switch in their hearts, and they became excited.

"Alyssa's got someone looking for you!"

"Hey, handsome guy, who are you, which department?"

"How did you pass the test of the dormitory manager and get in? It can't be over the wall, right?

Their hearts were full of pink exclamation marks and marshmallow-like mushroom clouds.

The corners of the young man's mouth twitched, and he shook his head helplessly, he felt that he should not be able to communicate with these girls, but he didn't care, he had seen too much over the years.

"Looking for me?" Alyssa woke up from a big dream and sat up from the bed, rubbed her eyes, and looked at the young man outside the room, she was stunned, "Li Lan?!Why are you here? This is a girls' dormitory! Even if you are a teacher......

The young man outside the room smiled, did not speak, and hooked his finger at her.

Alyssa got out of bed, she walked outside the dormitory in the raging flames of envy and jealousy of her three roommates, observed it carefully, and then asked in surprise: "You are not Li Lan? Who are you?"

"I thought you'd mistake me for him, too. The young man smiled, there was a smile on his face that was almost carved out of the same mold as Li Lan, so that Alyssa saw Li Lan standing in front of her in a trance, they were too similar, the only difference was the color of their eyes, otherwise they were almost the same person, they were simply two handsome guys cloned by a mad scientist.

"My name is Li Yuan. I'm his younger brother, Lee Yuan Stantin. He laughs.

......

When Hiro came to the demonic grassy slope between the mountains and fields, Kaguyahime, Guldan, Sao Sao and Xiao Er also arrived at the same time, they stood under the grassy slope like a Red Army division, looking at the black portal under the big tree on the grassy slope, and the hundred grass next to the portal, they all showed serious and resolute looks, they felt that they were the five heroes of Langya Mountain, and they were preparing to sacrifice themselves to save mankind......

Hiro felt that they were now besieging the Guangming Peak as if the six major sects were besieging the Bright Peak, and the surrounding demonic aura was reminiscent of the smog in Beijing, and the special effects were much cooler than in Heaven and Dragon Slayer.

"Did you finally show up?" Baicao Ying opened her mouth with the classic villain line, "It's a pity that it's too late, you can't stop my evil plan to destroy humanity at all, hahahaha......"

Hiro looked at her bright and evil smile and suddenly wanted to laugh, because Baicaoying's laughter reminded him of Satania, who was literally possessed by Satania. However, the black cat paid attention to the atmosphere and found that everyone else (demons, dogs) except him was nervous, and in order not to spoil the atmosphere, he could only hold back.

"Oops, it's the Devil's Gate, she's really found it!" Kaguya said nervously, as if facing a great enemy.

Hiro squinted his eyes at the black portal beside Baicaoying, his expression with a hint of disdain.

To be honest, the shape of the thing was a bit bland, as if it had been forcibly removed from the door of some inn room, and there was no powerful magic fluctuation on it, and even if it was an artifact, it was probably far inferior to the original collection of Audubir. What's more, there are quite a few bug-bitten holes in the doorknob of that door panel......

"We must stop her!" said Riot in human form, impassionedly, "In order to maintain world peace, we must take the gates of hell away from her!"

"But she doesn't have hands. Gul'dan wondered.

"Stupid dog, don't tear down my platform!"

"Hmph, it's too late!" Baicao Ying's expression was like that of the German Nazis who were preparing to slaughter the Jews during World War II, crazy and evil, "I will summon the great demon of the demon world right now and kill all the people in the village!"

"No, don't, you can't do this!" Kaguya cried out in pain.

"Don't persuade me anymore, I've made up my mind!" Bai Caoying said sadly.

"No, don't go any further......"

"No, no, I have to take revenge on those ......"

Hiro: "......"

He felt like he was watching a prime-time TV series on weekend nights, and the two protagonists suddenly stopped tacitly at the critical moment of falling in love and killing each other, and then you said to me, "I love you, but I have to kill you" and "I love you too, but I also want to kill you, and then martyr you", stunned to turn the tense and serious magical disaster movie into a love movie "Demon Love".

Sao was silent, he couldn't fit in with the atmosphere like the black cat, and he thought the strange conversation sounded too weird.

It's as if the atmosphere is already tense and the third world war will start in the next second, but the contraceptive pill advertisement of "Yuting, rest assured love" is suddenly inserted, which seems nondescript.

"You're going to go to jail like this!" Princess Bamboo's words almost didn't choke the black cat to death, throughout the history of the demon clan, the threat between the monsters and the monsters at the moment of life and death is often "Don't blame me for killing you like this", "You are killing yourself" and the like, and can say "You will go to prison like this" as a threat, I have to say that Kaguya Ji must be unprecedented, even if he is not a newcomer.

Baicao Ying was also stunned by Kaguya's words, she was silent for a while, and said contemptuously, "Just humans want to arrest me too?"

"You ......," the black cat said weakly, "I'd better hurry up, I can't stand it......"

Xiao Er and Guldan shook their heads on the side, they didn't realize how tense (embarrassing) the situation was at all, in a sense, these two dogs were here to join in the fun, they didn't care about the big demon coming to destroy the world, they just followed to take a look.

"Hmph, as you wish. Bai Cao Ying sneered, and activated the black hell gate with a demonic aura - although this so-called hell gate really looked like a random wooden door panel, and then painted it black, imbuing it with a cheap feel that can be found everywhere in the home market......

Suddenly.

Heaven and earth change.

Dark clouds drifted from nowhere, obscuring the sky, and a flash of lightning exploded without warning, turning the faces of all the people in the woods down the grassy slope into a miserable white, like a group of zombie dead.

"I have a bad premonition. Gul'dan said.

Even the undefeated god of war Guldan felt this way, and Hiro suddenly became vigilant, staring at the Demon Gate with everyone, waiting for the terrible Great Demon to appear and disturb the world.

There was a burst of flying sand and rocks, and the frightened cries of birds and beasts in the forest were in my ears, as if something terrible was about to be born.

The quiet air was filled with the sound of whining wind, and the air was filled with bursts of tension, and Kaguyahime's fingernails were deeply embedded in her palms, and cold sweat was gradually oozing from her forehead.

"Hahaha, the big demon is coming, death is coming!" the bottle demon girl shouted arrogantly, especially like Ke Zhendong who was addicted to drugs, or Li Daimo.

With her shout, another bolt of lightning streaked across the dark sky, bursting with thunder.

It looked like it was about to rain, and on the eve of the storm, space and time were solidified into a kind of gelatin, flowing at an incomparably slow speed, suppressing everyone's nerves.

The atmosphere has been tense to the extreme, and Gul'dan is ready, even if the demon god Satan comes out of the door, it will not hesitate to pounce on the other party and give the other party a dismount.

Ten minutes later.

It was still lightning and thunder, and it was still a gloomy sky.

And yet nothing happened.

"That demon can't get out?" Hiro was furious, "We've been waiting for ten minutes, does that demon think of himself as a Hollywood star?

Bai Caoying shook her head aggrievedly, "I don't know." ”

If it weren't for the fact that he was not very civilized, he would have been eager to pee in the other party's face, so he could only say contemptuously: "What terrible big demon, it can't be that we are too scared to show up, right?"

Sao Sao said seriously: "It's really possible." ”

Hiro was silent for a moment, then turned his head to look at Gul'dan in tacit agreement.

Gul'dan was shocked: "Look at what I do. ”

"Nothing. Hiro felt that if there was really any terrible existence that the great demon behind the door did not dare to appear, it was only Guldan, after all, it was the dog-headed god of war second only to Jialan in the eyes of the black cat.

"Hahahahaha......" Suddenly, an evil voice sounded between heaven and earth, "Are you already anxious? ”

The voice sounded ethereal and hazy, like the sound of special effects added by computer software, and there was no doubt that the terrible demon was about to appear.

Hiro listened to the familiar laughter, and he fell silent. No wonder Gul'dan had a bad premonition.

He and Gul'dan glanced at each other, and apparently the big yellow dog also remembered whose voice it was, and it opened its mouth wide, and saliva flowed out, "......".

A red-haired girl with horns on her head and black wings walked out from behind the Demon Gate with an evil smile on her face, and the moment she pushed the door open, in the respectful gaze of Hyakusaying, in the vigilant gaze of Kaguya-hime, Sao Sao and Xiao Er, the familiar laughter spread to every corner of the mountain field-"Hahahaha...... My archdemon Satania has come to conquer the earth......", and Hiro clearly saw that Satania's feet seemed to be ...... Wearing two socks that are clearly not a pair......