Chapter 0003: Get Out, Let's Break In
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Zhang Wei and I are around the case, playing billiards fluffily, Wang Mumu and chicken intestines, and Zhang Lu is singing "Can't Hurt", the three of them cooperate tacitly, there is eye interaction, the rhythm is generous and powerful, the words are clear, it is really a divine comedy, and a short paragraph is cut below, everyone can enjoy it. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"There are so many beautiful women around you... But it seems that he only looked at me.... After the affection, they don't come to me... After cutting my waist, I don't have time to accompany me... Dark.. Check Trouble... Yo Yo!!" The chicken intestines had a resentful expression, a little hip-hop style, and the left eye teasefully winked at Wang Mumu three times.....
Zhang Lu answered, making a melancholy look, and her tone trembled slightly: "There are so many intestines in your life, it turns out that I am only one of them, I am very sad, ask you why, am I infatuated not enough to provoke anger....!"
"I can't afford to hurt, really... I can't afford to hurt!!" Wang Mumu held his cheeks, his nasal voice trembled slightly, and his hair was slightly messy......
"Husband... This song, who wrote it??!"
"Wang Mumu wrote the lyrics, Zhang Lu composed the music, and the chicken intestines sang affectionately... These three, alas... It's difficult!! why is fate so "" people!!" Chen Chen looked at the three of them in a daze, a little sad and a little regretful......
"No, let's do it for the three of them......" Zhang Wei shook his head and hit a shot with fire.
“...... After thinking about it, Mu Mu said that he couldn't sleep at night, and the three of them slept together, a little **, he always felt that the chicken intestines were a little suspicious of sleeping with his daughter-in-law... Wait...!" I said.
"It's okay..."
......
Bang Dang!
Just as a group of us were pulling calves in the house, the door of the private room was pushed open, and Li Meng, Qingzhong, Sister Baobao, and Brother Xu walked in with a smile.
"Tell you Manager Zhang, the door is locked for me tonight, we won't leave tonight, the dishes will come up in a while, don't send someone to the room, go upstairs and open it for me... Ten private rooms... Just connect it together!" Brother Xu said to the waiter with a smile.
"Okay, can you bluff?!" Li Meng asked in a low voice.
"... Two kidneys, can't be one kidney??" Brother Xu said with a weak heart.
Then he and Li Meng directly took off their suits and shirts, took off their watches and handed them to Sister Baobao, ** upper body, showing their beer belly, ready to scare us to death with their stomachs.
With a bang, the waiter brought the door, and we were all left in the house.
"Come on, let's open it!!!Zhang Wei went home, Mu Mu, the intestines were discharged, saying that nothing else was useless, the door was locked, if you don't give it to me tonight, the whole ten bottles of beer, half a catty of white, the fierce master will fuck his ass, the kind of !! with props" Brother Xu shouted rudely.
", that's for sure, pick up the gun and get on the horse!!" Li Meng cooperated without hesitation.
"Oops**... There really are some that don't dislike it... Come on, I'm pouting... You one and I'll see... You a...**, you really don't know, how many thermometers I crushed in the hospital...!" Wang Mumu covered his waist and stood up suddenly.
When Li Meng saw Wang Mumu, he immediately withered... , took a step back a little embarrassed: "Don't make trouble, they're all friends, what are you doing if you have nothing to do...!"
"it!!" I banged, scored the black 8, sat on the billiards case, and began to coax.
"Together!Together!!"
"Oh roar!!" Zhang Wei squeezed his hands and whistled.
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"Phew, it's shameless...!" Zhang Lu took Sister Baobao's arm and took a sip.
“...... Let's let them make a fuss for the last night...!" Sister Baby looked at the figure of everyone with a smile and whispered.
"What do you mean??" Ling asked slightly confused.
"It's okay...!" Sister Baby shook her head.
A group of us gathered around the dining table and sat down one after another, all shirtless, some of the daughters-in-law hugged the daughter-in-law, some of the non-daughters-in-law hugged the man, of course, there were two daughters-in-law...... No one can hold it.
According to the usual practice, before every drink, Brother Xu will symbolically open two sentences, this time is no exception, Brother Xu lit a cigarette, looked at us with a smile, picked up the wine glass, and said a little abnormally: "It's been four years... Fei, Mumu, Chenchen, Weiwei, Qingzhong, Dakang, intestines... And Lei Lei in Guangzhou, you little cubs have been following me for four years... Time flies so fast, I'm 30 in a flash, I remember when I first met you, you were all students, and you had to have a few people to make money for a night club... It's not been a few years... They all have daughters-in-law... I also know how to send some money home... Watch you grow step by step... I'm relieved, I'm happy... I'm also very proud, let's have a toast, to commemorate our four years of bloody youth, to commemorate the four years we have walked together!!"
After listening to Brother Xu's words, we were all a little flustered, and Wang Mumu asked directly: "Brother... You're terminally ill... What are you doing with such sensationalism...!"
"It's okay, I'm old, I like to think back to some of the past, come, have a drink with me!!" Brother Xu surprisingly did not beat Wang Mumu, but stood up with his arms around his neck, a glass of white wine ran down his throat, rolled into his stomach, and Brother Xu, who was choking, coughed.
"What are you doing!!It's been a long night, drink a little bit!" Chenchen stopped with his hand.
"It's okay, I'm happy today!!" Brother Xu smiled and wiped the tears that came out of his choking, and pushed away Chenchen's wrist.
“..... Let's drink it... Wipe.. As soon as I said that, everyone stood up and had a drink with Brother Xu.
"Goo-dong!!" Before we could finish drinking, Brother Xu took another glass.
", can you do it, it's a real thing... I can't stand drinking orange juice!!Old jb uses kidneys, it's time to use it... It's just a one...!!" Wang Mumu looked at Brother Xu silently, his triangular eyes blinked, as if he realized something.
Sister Baobao didn't stop Brother Xu, and kept smiling at us.
"Let's be honest... I'm really annoying you, one by one has the right idea, is disobedient, and always stabs me at the bottom..... I want to beat you up... You're all grown again... When you're outside, you have to be face-saving and say a few words, and no one listens, but fortunately, when you were most worried, Mengzi and I gritted our teeth and survived... Now you have a sense of proportion... Later outside... See more, talk less... I've been wronged, I'm not satisfied, big brother, I'll call the shots for you... Hehe!" Brother Xu's face was slightly red, he talked a lot, his eyes were straight, he looked at us one by one, and drank another glass.
"Did he drink too much??" Chenchen muttered quietly.
"What is he talking about there?" Qingzhong was also a little confused.
And I, Zhang Wei, Mu Mu, and Ji Guzi, all looked at Brother Xu silently, their eyes were a little confused, a little incredulous, and a little distressed......
Brother Xu's eyes were a little red, he gritted his teeth, directly extinguished the cigarette butt with his hand, forced himself to grin and said, "Brother... I'm going to walk with you here... You're older... Gotta get out, break in...!"