Chapter 13: Cousin
Hiro maintained a daytime horror mood and a languishing look, curled up into a black hairball in Ye Xiaomeng's arms, this debilitating appearance made her suspect that this black cat had just been sterilized and some important organs were cut off, otherwise how could it be so weak?
Hiro called out twice weakly, and the picture of the black-clothed girl who had just disappeared from the world in a flash was still in his head. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
He guessed that the girl was a wizard, but he couldn't rule out the possibility that it was an evil spirit, just like Su Daji, anyway, it was a supernatural special existence, which made him a little worried in his heart.
His languishing appearance eventually regained his full blood during lunch.
They had lunch at a western restaurant on Riverside Boulevard, where Hiro couldn't understand why the price of a steak made him feel like he was biting a stack of red bills with every bite, and in order to promote the spirit of thrift, he ate the food on his plate cleanly, and as a cat, he wouldn't get a strange look when he licked the plate after dinner—in fact, he wanted to swallow the plate when he knew the price.
Dining here obviously made Comrade Qian Duoduo's purse bleed heavily, and even if he paid for the beauty, why should a cat enjoy the same treatment, and the amount when he paid for it increased by 20 percentage points for no reason?
Halfway through Ye Xiaomeng went to the toilet, there was only one person and one cat at the table, Qian Duoduo looked at the black cat who was licking the plate seriously, and tried to stroke the cat's back to show goodwill.
He always felt that this black cat was very spiritual.
Sure enough, the black cat very spiritually moved its ass far away.
As a result, Qian Duoduo's outstretched "hand of friendship" stopped in mid-air awkwardly.
"Hiro, don't be so cold......" Qian Duoduo still didn't give up on this black cat, and stretched out his hand again with a shy face, after all, he didn't have to care about face in front of animals.
Hiro stretched out his little paws and simply blocked Qian Duoduo's hand in the air, quite cold.
Qian Duoduo's smile froze in the air.
From the perspective of passers-by, they look as if they are high-fived.
"Do you really understand people?" Qian Duoduo looked at the black cat on the dining table in horror who was concentrating on licking the plate, and felt that he seemed to have encountered something extraordinary.
Hero gave him a blank look and ignored him.
"Tell me quickly, one plus one is equal to many, if one is one, one will raise one paw, if it is two, it will raise two paws, if you can understand me, this kind of simple math problem should not be difficult for you!" Qian Duoduo looked at the black cat excitedly, his expression was as excited as if he had become the president of the United States.
Hiro looked at him with a feeble eye, and while he was not paying attention, he snatched the mashed potatoes from his small bowl that he had not yet eaten, and eliminated them all together.
Qian Duoduo retracted his excited expression, touched his nose in confusion, he found that he looked like a fool just now, and the black cat in front of him was also very cooperative to show his mentally handicapped eyes, which made him feel very embarrassed.
Qian Duoduo wailed in his heart, always feeling that he had never lost such a big person in his life, but fortunately, no one paid attention to it.
"Are you a cat demon?" Qian Duoduo said to Hiro in a low voice.
Hiro looked around—the seats around him were empty, and the waiter was far away, and he couldn't understand why Qian Duoduo was talking like a thief.
Hiro rolled his eyes so that almost the whites of his eyes remained, and he always felt that Comrade Qian Duoduo did not have a very outstanding performance in IQ, and perhaps he was kicked by a donkey when he was a child.
"Can you help me catch up with Senior Sister Ye?" Qian Duoduo asked again.
I'll help you "come close to producing beauty"! Hiro secretly thought that he was a person from Li Lan's side, how could he change his position because of an expensive lunch, and it would be considered benevolent and righteous not to make trouble for you.
"What are you talking about, Qian Duoduo, you have such a good relationship with Hiro?" Ye Xiaomeng walked back slowly, and she could see that she had put on her makeup again in the toilet, and her delicate face was still so intellectually beautiful.
"Why? Qian Duoduo smiled and winked at Hiro.
Don't help, get out. Hiro thought to himself.
It's just that Hiro remembered the nightmare-level "Last Supper" at home after cooking, and what Li Lan said this morning, and faintly felt that Ye Xiaomeng and Li Lan were afraid that there would be no results.
Probably in a few days, Li Lan will have a showdown with Ye Xiaomeng, at that time, I am afraid that if there is no need for Hiro to do anything, Ye Xiaomeng will leave their lives by herself, she is like a shadow in the night, she and Li Lan have a vigorous love affair after appearing, and then leave quietly during the day.
It's like a date, get out of bed when you meet, take a cigarette afterwards, and the next day the two sides break up and go back to their respective homes without any nostalgia.
Hiro was a little reluctant, not because he was not interested in Elisa, but because he felt that a woman like Ye Xiaomeng was exquisite, if Li Lan didn't accept her, it would probably take a long, long time for her to find a second man she could fall in love with.
Well...... Although he was worried about Li Lan's emotional affairs, he finally decided to do it by his master, and he just waved his flag and shouted on the sidelines.
When Ye Xiaomeng sent Hiro home in the afternoon, Hiro suddenly reacted - did these two skip class and go on a date? Isn't it Tuesday?
Soon after returning home, Li Lan came back, I don't know if there was something troublesome, he had a black face, it looked like someone had cuckolded, but Hero knew that his master only had to cuckold others, how could someone else cuckold him.
"My cousin is coming to Shanghai. This was the only thing he said after seeing Hiro, and then he collapsed on the sofa in a depressed posture, looking like he had been hollowed out by wine.
"What?!" Hiro was also full of horror, he felt that even if aliens invaded the earth and the Chaos Demon King crawled out of hell, it might not be as terrifying as this.
"She may have come. Li Lan covered her eyes with her slender palms, like a prostitute caught by the police, and if she took a picture like this and wrote a news headline "Recently, the anti-pornography police have arrested two more people", there must be no sense of disobedience.
Li Lan looked like she was about to die.
"What?!" Hero's screams were louder and more terrifying.
Hiro also looks like he's going to die.
If Gul'dan is ranked 1st and Sudaji is 0th among the things that Hero thinks are terrible, then the position of "Cousin Li Lan" should be -1.
Only by using negative numbers can she show the impact of her existence on the lives of Li Lan and Hiro, she is Satan, the demon king of hell, Lucifer, the fallen angel of the heavenly realm, and she is an existence full of destruction and violence.
Hiro found a half-clawed memory of Li Lan's cousin in the memory of the black cat before he was reborn, although it was vague, but it already made him feel frightened and uneasy, and Li Lan's description made Hiro so frightened that he was about to explode - even the genius loser Li Lan was so afraid, it was enough to show what a terrible monster his cousin was.
In Li Lan's description, his cousin is a peerless female demon who can kill evil dragons in heaven and Hades in the earth, and a monster who can angrily raze a hill to the ground because of the loss of rock-paper-scissors.
"Why did the family want her to come to Shanghai, and if she was in a bad mood, how many people would die in Shanghai?" asked Hiro, trembling.
"It's because the family can't control Jialan's power that they left her to me to deal with...... Those bastard old men......" Li Lan shouted angrily, making people have no doubt that if those family elders appeared in front of him, he would take off his shoes and throw them in the face.
Jialan Standin is the name of Li Lan's cousin.
In the Standing family, only Li Lan's cousin's words could slightly affect Jialan's actions and judgments, while the rest of the Stanting family had no binding effect on her.
One day, she even angrily turned a mountain next to her family into a canyon because she put too much sugar in her afternoon tea - at that time, the other families in the wizarding world thought that the Stantin family had been invaded by the demons of hell, and that the demon god Satan had done it himself.
The name Garlan Standin is synonymous with destruction and death in the wizarding world, and she herself has no mercy for other lives, and many times if Li Lan hadn't arrived in time to stop her, she would probably have turned London, England into the Congo Basin by herself.
She had single-handedly burned all the three thousand Knights of Light of the Holy See to ashes, and the high-tech modern weapons used by the Knights of Light such as rockets, missiles, and armor-piercing sniper rifles could not penetrate her defenses.
She once calmly took out a bottle of Coke and unscrewed the cap after being burned by the Holy See priest for half an hour with a sacred fire summoned from heaven.
She once turned a giant dragon that strayed into the earth into a kebab in the center of the Pacific Ocean, and then said to the dragon god who heard the news without changing her face, "Roast dragon meat, do you want to taste it together, I can't finish it", and then the dragon god said that it was raining in the dragon world, and he wanted to go home to collect his clothes, and left in a hurry......
If the combat strength of ordinary people is 1, Guldan is 2, and Li Lan's combat strength is around 10, then Jialan Stantin's combat power is 999999999......
She is well-deserved as the first female devil on the earth.
Now, she's coming to Shanghai, and she's moving into their house?
Hiro felt that he was almost about to start writing his last words, and by the way, he felt that the entire people of Shanghai should write their wills in advance.
Suddenly, Hiro remembered the girl in black he saw on the Oriental Pearl Tower, and a vague picture in his memory gradually became clear.
"I think I've seen her already. Hiro turned his head to Li Lan and said, revealing a very terrifying expression.
It was at this time that there was a knock on their door.