Chapter Sixty-Seven: The Chicken Leg in the Dream
The next day, in the early morning, the sunlight shone directly into Gu Yi's eyes, who were still sleepy, and he shivered excitedly, looking at Boss He and others who were lying not far away, and a helpless wry smile hung on the corner of Gu Yi's mouth.
He didn't expect that he was so drunk last night, thinking that he had been suppressed for too long in the tomb of the immortals, and he had not been released.
It just so happened that at this time, the bold and heroic Boss He and others had a feeling of hating each other, so they let go of their stomachs and drank, and their spirits were unprecedentedly relaxed.
Because in the city that never sleeps, Gu Yi must always maintain a high concentration to deal with all sudden accidents, so Gu Yi has never dared to get himself drunk, and yesterday he finally tried it, and the feeling of being drunk does not seem to be so good, because his head has been groggy until now.
Gu Yi just wanted to stand up, but found that his thighs were suppressed by something, and when he looked closely, it turned out to be Xiao Fan, this kid, holding Gu Yi's thighs, sleeping fragrantly, his mouth was still drooling, and he didn't know what kind of sweet dream this kid was doing.
"Brother Gu, don't be afraid, there is Boss He to protect us, there is nothing to do, there is Boss He in the powerful demon beasts. Xiao Fan, with his eyes closed, his mouth did not stop talking in his dreams.
Hearing Xiao Fan's words, Gu Yi's heart was full of warmth, what a pure boy, but it's a pity that he talked a little too much.
Looking at Xiao Fan, who was still drooling vigorously, Gu Yi had to wake up Xiao Fan and wake up his sweet dream, because he didn't know if Xiao Fan would wet his entire thighs if he continued like this, because the saliva was so disgusting that Gu Yi couldn't stand it.
Slapped his hand on Xiao Fan's face twice, "Bang! Bang! Xiao Fan, Xiao Fan." ”
"Well, don't make noise! Let me take a bite of the chicken leg, and then bite into Gu Yi's thigh. ”
Gu Yizai couldn't care so much about it, and suddenly withdrew his thighs.
"Boom!" the sound of teeth clenching together resounded in the early morning forest, and the sound sounded so crisp.
"Ah!" a tragic scream broke the quiet and quiet of the morning, startling a group of early birds to hunt.
"What's going on?"
"Early in the morning, haunted?"
"Where did this scream come from? ”
Everyone looked at Boss He, and Boss He was also confused, he didn't find any powerful demon beasts nearby, and he didn't smell a strong smell of blood?
Boss He, sniffed his nose, and found that a smell of blood came from the direction where Gu Yi was, Boss He, looked at Gu Yi with a confused face.
Gu Yi shrugged his shoulders and pointed to Xiao Fan, who was burying his head on the side, which means that you ask him, don't ask me, I don't know what happened to him?
Following Gu Yi's gaze, everyone looked at Xiao Fan, who was burying his head there, and their eyes were full of incomprehension.
They don't know where Xiao Fan is making trouble early in the morning, screaming like a resentful woman, and now where he is burying his head and not speaking.
Boss He said in a deep voice, pretending to be stern, and shouted at Xiao Fan: "Xiao Fan! What are you calling in the early morning? What do you look like all the time you are still burying your head all the time? How does Lao Tzu usually teach you? Be calm, calm, understand? Look at what you have become now? Quickly raise your head and tell everyone what happened? What is the name so miserable?"
Although Boss He scolded Xiao Fan harshly, Xiao Fan never raised his head, shaking his head vigorously.
This time, not only Boss He was curious, but everyone was curious, but they knew that this Xiao Fan was usually not afraid of heaven and earth, but he was afraid of Boss He's lord, what kind of song is this now?
Gu Yi has been holding back his face all the time, his face is red, only he knows what to say, Xiao Fan has been reluctant to raise his head for something, but thinking of the reason, Gu Yi couldn't help laughing.
Gu Yi's face was red, everyone noticed it, they didn't know what Lu Dao was for Gu Yi's face was red, but they knew that Lu Dao must be related to Xiao Fan.
"Xiaofan, if you still fucking pretend to be dead to Lao Tzu, don't go out on adventures with me in the future, go home and take the child. Boss He couldn't help it, he really wanted to know what was going on in Lu Dao, so he had to coerce Xiao Fan.
Hearing that he was told to go home and take the child, Xiao Fan jumped up instantly, and at the same time shouted in his mouth: "Deflated, Laoda!
Haha
Aha
Ha Lu Ha
Ha··· Everyone held their stomachs and laughed, and some of them even hugged their stomachs and lay on the ground laughing and rolling.
Hearing the laughter, Xiao Fan hurriedly covered his mouth with his hand and looked at Gu Yi with a resentful expression.
It turned out that the moment Xiao Fan opened his mouth to speak, everyone saw that Xiao Fan's two front teeth were missing, his mouth was full of blood, and it was indescribably funny, and everyone couldn't help but laugh when they saw it.
Xiao Fan looked at Gu Yi with a resentful expression, and his expression was as if Gu Yi had abandoned him.
Looking at Xiao Fan's expression, Gu Yi immediately shuddered, took two steps back, and said to Xiao Fan: "Dude, I didn't lose you, right? Your teeth are too ruthless and collapsed, don't look at me with those eyes, my brother has goosebumps all over his body."
Haha
As soon as Gu Yi said this, with his expression of holding his hands on his chest, everyone who had just stopped couldn't help but laugh again.
Xiao Fan glanced at everyone with resentment, and silently went to draw circles under the big tree with the branches.
Finally, someone couldn't help it and asked about Xiao Fan's cause and effect, and Gu Yi smiled and told all the cause and effect.
Everyone had to sigh, how much hatred this had to do with that chicken leg, how much resentment there was against the chicken leg, and how much strength it used to break out all the teeth.
Xiao Fan on the side, his whole head was buried in his stomach, although he had some vague memories, knowing that the Tao was related to Gu Yi, but he didn't remember this situation when he was killed.
At the same time, Xiao Fan also silently thought in his heart, if it weren't for the chicken leg in the dream that was so hard that I couldn't bite it, I would use so much strength?
Now Xiao Fan also knows what someone will rob him of his chicken legs, Nima turned out to be Gu Xuan's kid, and pulled back his thighs, but he didn't expect that kid's thighs to be so hard, and he didn't bite out a mark for a long time, so he didn't bite a few holes for him, it was really cheap for him to be a kid, Xiao Fan thought hatefully.