Chapter 131: Honorable Tea Eggs

Lanster on the stage was playing the piano there, some people below closed their eyes without pretending to understand, self-absorbed, Feng Chenyu was very despised in his heart, several symbols of the piano played by Lanster on the stage were broken, and they were still applauding and screaming,

Gao Zilan didn't pay attention to how she played the piano, but ate the cake with a fork there.

The Lancet on stage looked a little funny, obviously playing a lot of notes incorrectly but with his eyes closed, as if he was very drunk.

Feng Chenyu couldn't help it, and stood up suddenly, this guy was simply playing a big knife in front of Guan Gong, and he couldn't do anything.

Gao Zilan was startled, and quickly grabbed him, and said, "Why did you stand up again, didn't I say let you sit." ”

Feng Chenyu bared his teeth and said, "The deity really can't help him playing the piano, I want to go up and teach him how to play the piano." ”

"Come on, let's stop in moderation, that is, you want to teach him to play the piano, and you wait for others to finish playing, if you don't say these two words, go up and pull him down, in the eyes of others, are we Heavenly Empire people so unqualified?"

When Gao Zilan said this, Feng Chenyu suddenly felt out of temper, so he had no choice but to pick up a tea egg from the table and knock it up.

Gao Zilan saw Feng Chenyu knocking a tea egg in his hand, and said, "You don't have anything to eat tea eggs, there are things better than this everywhere." ”

Feng Chenyu looked at Gao Zilan with disdain, and said, "What do you know? Tea eggs are such a thing, how can you mortals know that the Tao is precious, people nowadays, showing off their wealth and shooting cars, bags, and clothes have long been outdated, and now it is popular to show off tea eggs." ”

The corners of Gao Zilan's mouth twitched, thinking that tea eggs are so precious? I eat them every morning, so it looks like I'm a bit of a loser.

Feng Chenyu saw Lanster playing the piano on the stage in a daze, snorted coldly, and said, "You turtle, wait for the deity to eat a noble tea egg and then teach you a lesson." ”

Before the words fell, Feng Chenyu put a peeled tea egg in his mouth.

But the egg was so big that he choked on it, and he hurriedly picked up a bottle of beer before pouring it in.

A touch of contempt flashed in Gao Zilan's eyes, and she said: "This thing of tea eggs is indeed incomprehensible to me, mortals, you can choke on eating a tea egg, it's really amazing!"

Feng Chenyu blushed and coughed, now he is in a very embarrassing situation, he can choke on an egg.

Suddenly, Ranster on the stage suddenly looked wrong, foamed at the mouth, and lay down on the ground convulsively.

His limbs twitched, and the corners of his mouth foamed at the mouth, as if he was going crazy.

Seeing this scene, everyone in the audience was stunned, it happened too suddenly, how could the Lancet play so well, why did he suddenly lie on the ground.

Only Feng Chenyu gloated, and he smiled hesitantly: "Seeing this goods, this is called pretending to be B being struck by lightning."

Gao Zilan snorted and said, "The other person is crazy." ”

Feng Chenyu: "......"

The pianist Rance on the stage was carried away on a stretcher and sent to the hospital, the hotel owner was embarrassed, he originally wanted to celebrate, but he didn't expect this to happen, it was really unfavorable.

"I'm very sorry, the pianist suddenly fell ill just now, I'm really sorry, if there are people in the audience who can play the piano, they can come up and play,"

The owner of the restaurant played a round in time to see if he could pick a person who could play from among the customers to liven up the atmosphere.

But after a while, he didn't stand up, and the hotel owner sighed and beckoned to take the piano down.

But at this moment, a voice suddenly sounded in the crowd.

"Let go of that piano, the deity will play"

A man who looked like a laid-off uncle stood out from the crowd, his appearance really couldn't be reminiscent of playing the piano, sparse stubble and melancholy eyes, this kind of person was everywhere on the roadside.

"Where did this thing come from, and you dare to call yourself the deity, so crazy?"

"Why does this guy look like an uncle with a lewd little girl, just he can play the piano?"

"This turtle does not exceed 100 yuan on his body, and if he can play, the sow will go up the tree. ”

The surrounding audience looked at him sneeringly, and everyone stretched out their middle fingers to despise him.

The fake pianist Lancet can't play anything, but just with that outfit and that momentum, even if he can't play, everyone will not know how to pretend to understand, to put it bluntly, this is still a superficial image problem.

Feng Chenyu pursed his lips disdainfully, saw everyone's middle fingers, snorted coldly, and said, "How can mortals understand the piano, let the deity play it for you." ”

Before the words fell, Feng Chenyu thought he was very chic and walked to the piano on the stage, he shook his hair stinkily, twisted his waist coquettishly, and ignored everyone's middle finger and contempt.

Walking all the way to the piano, the hotel owner saw him, and recognized this guy as the rice bucket just now, and I really regretted asking him to come up, but since he came up, it was not easy to catch up, so he had to snort coldly and go down.

When Feng Chen walked up that step, his momentum suddenly changed, his brows furrowed, and he exuded a unique pianist aura all over his body.

Now it's those people in the audience who don't know how to play the piano, and there is a drop of sweat on their foreheads.

"This guy can't really play the piano, his aura is simply the aura of a pianist. ”

"I should have found out that this guy can play a long time ago, and people are dressed like this just to hide the artist's atmosphere, and the real one is deeply hidden. ”

Gao Zilan's eyes in the audience also flashed with a different color, he really didn't expect this guy to have so many secrets, he really couldn't guess.

"Hey, hey... Ha Lu Ha" Feng Chenyu let out an evil smile in his mouth, looking at the somewhat surprised expressions in the audience, he smiled slightly, and said to himself: "You mortals, when this deity pops up, I will shock you." ”

Before he could finish speaking, his feet slipped, and he fell directly into a dog and ate, and rolled directly from the stage to the ground without discipline.

Almost everyone immediately booed at this roll, and some people thought that he was hiding it deeply, but now it seems that they are obviously thinking too much, what kind of joke are they making about him like a child?

Feng Chenyu got up from the stage with a hot face, his head was broken, and blood came out, Gao Zilan couldn't help but smile, ran from a distance, took out a tissue, and asked him to hold the wound, but Feng Chenyu shook his head.

"It's okay, it's okay, the deity has accidentally fallen. Feng Chenyu blushed and pushed away the tissue, and walked to the stage very embarrassed, this time the fun was great, I wanted to run to the top in a chic manner, and pop up a song that shocked him and his friends, but now that he was embarrassed and threw it at his grandmother's house, he really wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into.

After all the hardships, Feng Chenyu finally sat down on the piano, with a grim smile coming out of his mouth, just like Satan recorded in the Bible.

Gao Zilan couldn't bear to look at him directly, and he would lose his appetite when he ate.