Chapter Ninety-Three: So Ridiculous

"So, the first game is considered my victory?" Jun Moxie deliberately asked the silent Crane Chongxiao. Between these two brothers, the decision is obviously in the hands of He Chongxiao, and Jun Moxie will naturally not let him go.

"Yes, we lost. Smacking his mouth twice, He Chongxiao said reluctantly, very hard.

Although he was very admired and shocked in his heart, he also knew in his heart that with the unpredictable ability shown by the other party, winning this game was almost equivalent to winning all three games, and what kind of magic power did he have to do it.

This is simply not within the scope of my own understanding!

Because of the so-called speed and strength of himself and his third brother, in the face of the other party's thorough divine skills, they are useless at all! Well, this is He Chongxiao's inner thoughts, and Xiong Kaitian probably thinks the same, basically the same.

"Accept!" Jun Moxie smiled and arched his hand: "Next game, it's your turn, or the two of you can go together, I won't mind." ”

But we mind, with your magical powers, to fight with you is simply looking for abuse, we are really stupid!

There is no doubt that Jun Moxie's hand took the lead, which greatly shocked the two of them, and completely dispelled the small abacus in their hearts.

He Chongxiao and Xiong Kaitian frowned at the same time, looking embarrassed.

What can you compare to such a master? It seems that you have to lose more than anything.

The two of them put their heads together and muttered for a while, the more they discussed, the bigger their heads became, the more they discussed, the more they felt uncertain, they were going to lose more than anything, and their brows became tighter and tighter. After the discussion, the two of them stopped talking, staring at each other with big eyes, both at a loss.

"It seems that you can't discuss a result for a while, why don't you two discuss it first, and I'll go home and sleep first?" Jun Mo said teasingly.

"What are you arrogant about? Lao Tzu is here to compare with you...... "......Xiong Kaitian was furious, and when he opened his mouth, he scolded angrily, but he was stuck by himself, and he compared it five or six times in his mouth, and he didn't say anything, but he was so anxious that he was sweating profusely.

"What is it better than?" Jun Moxie chased after him.

"Than ...... Grass you uncle!" Xiong Kaitian couldn't think of it for a long time, and he was annoyed and angry. “...... What are you anxious about! Say that we will come up with the question, what are you urging, do you have a bit of a high demeanor!"

Jun Moxie's face was full of black lines, and he almost collapsed. Fortunately, I heard the next sentence, otherwise Jun Moxie had an urge to burn the bear's paw on the spot, and he was also a superior person, as far as you have the meaning of a little superior.

"Is it better than it? I guess it's almost dawn! You are very free, but there are still many things to do in this seat!" Jun Dashao is not that kind of good-natured person, and suddenly jumped up: "You two big men, how can you still ink than girls?"

"Lao Tzu is ...... than you" Xiong Kaitian heard him scold his own girl, that was the most unbearable for him, jumped up, suddenly a flash of inspiration in his head, and roared loudly: "...... I'm peeing with you!"

As soon as Jun Moye heard these words, he was like being hit by thunder and fell to the ground. Dizzy and dizzy, he looked at the big man in front of him, who was five big and three thick, with a horizontal face and a fierce air all over his body, and he couldn't imagine that the words 'peeing' could actually come out of his mouth!

Do you really think you're still a three-year-old?

At this moment, Jun Moxie almost suspected that he had misheard.

He Chongxiao was also startled, some of the pointed mouths opened wide, and the slender eyes involuntarily widened, making the pupils smaller and smaller...... "compare...... ...... of Pisah Pee?" Jun Moxie opened his mouth and stared at his eyes, like a duck that had been struck by a thunderbolt, and shook his head as he spoke, still doubting his ears.

"That's right! than peeing!" Now that he has spoken, Xiong Kaishan seems to be a little open-minded, a little heroic, like a kiln sister who is scratching her head and shouting that she is not obedient, but suddenly she simply takes off her bare cheeks, but is a little unscrupulous. "Lao Tzu is just going to pee with you!How about it?,Let's say that the method of the second game is formulated by us.,Do you want to regret it?!"

"How are you going to compare, is it higher, is it farther, or is it farther? or...... Bido?" Jun Moxie pouted his teeth with crooked eyes, hissed a breath of cold air, and both eyes hung upside down.

A master of the Supreme Divine Mystery and a Grandmaster-level figure actually offered to pee with me? Speaking of which, this competition seems to have been tried by himself, but it seems that he did it before he was three years old, and he definitely didn't do it after he was three years old...... A big man, a male xìng creature, in front of outsiders, took out his own objects, just like that, how can it be easy to say and not sound good, this thing is also violent, is it a beast, oh, no, high-level beasts don't care about this?!

But at this moment, you have to bite the bullet, who calls yourself to underestimate the shamelessness of others, no, it seems that cranes and bears are beasts, plus they are still top-notch, so naturally they are even more inferior!

"One is not higher, two is not farther, not more than more, the several test methods you said are all done by rough people, we are senior masters, how can we be so vulgar. ”

Xiong Kaishan snorted twice and cleared his throat, Rao is he is the face of a black bear, but he was also a little red, but he thought that if he lost this game, his two brothers would have to do something for the person of unknown origin in front of him, who knows what this person will ask?

Such a character is not sure to do something, is there any ease?

So Xiong Kaishan put his heart sideways, no one else saw it anyway, so he was shameless, what can you do? As long as the game is won in the end, even if it is a little bit of a beast, our brothers are not human!

"You made a move just now, and our brothers couldn't do it, so we were willing to admit defeat. Xiong Kaishan tried his best to pull his face, lest he would show shame as soon as he relaxed: "Now Lao Tzu also makes a move, as long as you can do it the same, even if we lose." If you can't, you've lost!"

"The action of peeing?" Jun Moxie's eyes narrowed: Does this thing have any special movements? This seems to be something that no one can do spontaneously when no one teaches you at birth. Now that I've grown so big, whether it's one or two hands or my hands behind my back, I can be fluent, whether it's standing on my stomach or even twisting my butt or jumping high, or even running while doing it, it's not a difficult task, as for drawing circles and other ...... That's even more true.

It's really not good, squatting...... Well, yes, too. Besides, don't you need to use your nose instead of a little ** to do this? Then I really can't do it.

"Nonsense! Of course it's the action of peeing, can it still be the action of drinking?!" Xiong Kaishan was already a little unable to get off the stage, but when he saw him like this, he was even more weak, and hurriedly scolded and reminded: "Look at it, I'm going to start doing it." ”

Jun Moxie closed his eyes a little unbearably: What is this called? You pee and I have to look at it with wide eyes? I rely on you and I am not a beautiful woman with a unique fragrance, I really think you can pee flowers...... Just when I was thinking like this, I saw Xiong Kaishan exhale loudly, roared, and the two thick feet "slammed" on the ground, and a burly body flew majestically for a long time, and the volley went straight up to five feet! The action is chic, natural, and there is no mud and water, which is worthy of the level of the Supreme Divine Xuan!

"Good body!" Jun Moxie raised his head and clapped his palms without hesitation. There was confusion in his eyes: didn't this guy say that he wanted to pee?

Jun Dashao's doubts were quickly revealed-Xiong Kaishan in the air grinned proudly, and when his body was still rising, his two hands brushed and untied his trouser belt at a very fast speed, and he reached in at a great speed, grabbed it, and then quickly took out the thing, his cheeks trembled, and he held it with one hand in mid-air, straightened his chest and abdomen, and sneered, and with a force, a yellow and clear and shiny water arrow spewed out like the Yellow River flooding.

Jun Moxie was dumbfounded, and he had a strong urge to faint...... The crane on the side covered his face violently...... What is a shame, that's it, no, it's too sorry for human beings, it should be "losing the beast"!

Xiong Kaishan's burly body is still standing upright in the air, his eyes are looking into the distance affectionately, his chest is bulging, his two hands are placed under his crotch in the style of catching birds, his body is slowly rotating, and the shining water arrows are sprayed in all directions with his rotation...... The thickness is uniform, the distance is the same, at the beginning it becomes a water column, and then it is a string, and when it is close to the ground, it is already a huge water droplet...... Xiong Kaishan's clothes are fluttering, his body is light and graceful, he is extremely chic in the air, looking at it from afar, elegant and generous, fluttering in the air, it is really like a fairy in the people...... Uh, except for indecent parts.

Although his body was also falling slowly, the speed of falling was negligible.

Finally, at the end, the water arrows that were spraying shè in all directions slowly shrank and finally stopped. Then, Xiong Kaishan shivered very comfortably in the air, and quickly flicked with his two hands, turning the ...... Tucked into the crotch. There was still time to tie the belt into a straight bow.

After everything was finished, Xiong Kaishan's body fell leisurely, with a graceful bearing, elegant demeanor, his face was not red and he was not panting, and he smiled at Jun Moxie with a superior demeanor, bowed his head, and saluted.

"I used to drink a little less water. Xiong Kaishan seems to have some regrets, feeling that what he has done is not perfect.

Jun Dashao has been shocked to the extreme!

I remember one day in my previous life crossing the street, I happened to see a certain buddy drunk too much, three steps and two steps to the crossroads **jǐng command platform unscrupulously took off his pants and exiled the water gun against the rolling cars in all directions, at that time I already thought that buddy was simply a generation of grandmasters;

Amazing!

Xiong Kaishan tightened his belt and said triumphantly: "Boy, we're done demonstrating, now it's your turn!"

Jun Moxie looked at the "Supreme Grandmaster" level master in front of him who was really three times thicker than the thickness of the Great Wall combined, shook his head convincingly, sighed deeply, and said, "I admit defeat!"