Fairy old man

Xiaozhu walked on the way home, holding the bun in one hand and quickly sending it to his mouth, chewing with his cheeks bulging, sighing at the delicious taste of the bun at the same time, his brows were also tightly wrinkled.

Xiaoshan must have changed, he has become a little indifferent, he just said that he will beat me to death when we meet again, what the hell is going on!

What the hell did I do, why I can't remember anything, is it a dream that I've been having these days, or has it really happened, Xiaoshan and I were killed in the dream, why are we still alive now.

Xiaozhu rubbed his head in pain.

Ah, I don't want to, I don't want to, my head hurts, I'll ask that stinky boy tomorrow, and by the way, I have to ask Aunt Mo again how the people in the village found out about us that day.

Well, that's right, just think about it, stuff the rest of the buns into your arms, pick up your steps and run home.

Just a few steps away, Xiaozhu snorted, as if he had tripped over something, and as if someone had kicked him, fell headlong, and fell into a dog eating.

Haha, hehe, Xiaozhu got up dizzily, and looked hazy, a white-bearded old man on crutches was looking at him with a smile and laughing.

Xiaozhu glanced at the old man suspiciously, he hadn't seen it in the village!

Xiaozhu turned around and looked at his feet, and found that there was nothing, and couldn't help but think, isn't it appropriate to go out today, so unlucky It's better to go home quickly!

Xiaozhu smiled cutely in the direction of the old man and said, "Goodbye, old man, I'm going home."

The white-bearded old man smiled at him and nodded slightly.

Xiaozhu patted the dirt on his body, continued to walk home, walked for a while, the dilapidated hut in the corner in front of him was already looming, and when he arrived at the door, he was about to push the door, the corner of his eye flashed, Xiaozhu Ah, suddenly felt that his scalp was tight, his head was fried, and his heart was hairy, Xiaozhu was so frightened that he clinged to the wall, and found that a white-bearded old man was smiling at him again!

Xiaozhu's heart was pounding, his lips were trembling with fright, Xiaozhu looked at the smiling old man, and his heart became more and more wrong. He had just fallen and was dizzy, but dimly saw a white-bearded old man on crutches smiling at him.

This time, the old man didn't have crutches on his body, but he had something behind him, his back was on him, and he couldn't see it, and he was full of fairy energy, if it weren't for those eyes, Xiaozhu really thought he had seen a fairy.

Xiaozhu stared at the old man, and the old man looked at Xiaozhu.

Xiaozhu couldn't help but ask in confusion: Grandpa, did we meet just now?

The white-bearded old man smiled and shook his head, then nodded again!

Xiaozhu was surprised, nodded and shook his head, what do you mean, isn't it abnormal!

Xiaozhu asked again: Then where are you from, and is there anything you have to do here?

The fairy-like old man raised his eyebrows and didn't speak, just moved his gaze to Xiaozhu's chest, looked at it for a long time, and frowned slightly.

Xiaozhu saw the old man's expression, and involuntarily put his hand on his chest and touched it, nothing, no, a little sticky, looked down, it turned out that the bun filling was pressed out by the dog just now, and the whole chest was slimy.

Xiaozhu shouted, ah, my padded jacket, ah, no, my bun, quickly reached into his arms, took out the paper bag, fortunately, I just ate two, the remaining two, squeeze one, fortunately, the remaining bun is full of elasticity, there is no broken phase, just a bit like a baked cake!

It turned out that the old man was kind enough to remind me, and I thought he was playing tricks on me, thinking that Xiaozhu raised his head and looked at the old man and smiled apologetically at him.

Xiaozhu saw the old man, but he didn't respond to his consciousness at all, he kept staring at the bun on his chest, and he could vaguely see the old man swallowing his saliva.

Xiaozhu couldn't help but laugh secretly: Grandpa, are you hungry, do you want to eat steamed buns?

No, here you go.

The old man looked at Xiaozhu, then at the bun, his mouth pursed, and let out a sneering laugh.

Suddenly, the old man reached out and picked up the bun and threw it at the small bamboo.

Xiaozhu let out a strange scream, the old man shot too suddenly, the bun came too fast, Xiaozhu didn't expect that this old man would suddenly pick up the bun he gave him and hit him, and he couldn't dodge being smashed on the head by the bun and made a "pop" sound, the bun stuck to Xiaozhu's head, slowly slid down, and fell to the ground, which looked very funny.

Xiaozhu looked at the old man with a dull gaze and said: You, you, you, what are you doing!

Whitebeard smiled at him and shook his head!

Xiaozhu is extremely depressed, it is really not good to go out, and it is unlucky to go home!

Xiaozhu looked at the old man who was smiling at him, and his heart would be really hairy, this old man was obviously wrong, he wanted to go, but he was reluctant to let that bun, Xiaozhu looked at the old man and bared his teeth, hehe! smiled awkwardly, slowly squatted down, groped with his hands on the ground, and finally touched the bun, the poor bun that was flattened and thrown on the ground, let out a whoop~~ sound, grabbed the bun, and rushed home!

Whitebeard looked at Xiaozhu's back with a smile, and slowly shook his head again. It made a sound like a broken bubble and disappeared in an instant!

Xiaozhu rushed into the house, put the bun in his mouth and bit it, reflexively grabbed the door frames of the two doors with both hands, closed his hands, pressed the door bolt, leaned on his back, and the whole action was done in one go, agile like a monkey!

Sure enough, there is pressure, there is motivation, there is motivation, there is strength, what my father said is not wrong at all, he thought so!

Xiaozhu took the bun in his mouth, leaned against the door and gasped slightly, he was just scared by the old man and sprinted, which really made his little body unbearable!

Xiaozhu straightened up and walked to the house, while walking, he lowered his head and muttered, dead old man, don't let me see you again, otherwise I can't respect the old and love the young, and I will beat you to death!

With a squeak, Xiaozhu pushed open the door, and instantly felt wrong, so heavy smell of wine, look up, my mother, smashed the bun in her hand into the house, and at the same time eagerly stepped back!

At the same time, he shouted: Dead old man, who are you, a human or a ghost, what are you doing with me?

Inside the house, the white-bearded old man who had just disappeared sat upright in the room like a fairy, leaning on the table in front of him with a purple cane, carrying a purple gourd on his back, and looking at Xiaozhu with a smile!

The white-bearded old man stretched out his left hand to catch the bun unhurriedly, took the cup on the table with his right hand, took a sip and said slowly: Who am I when you ask?

Hehe! I'm your fairy grandfather!

Xiaozhu was originally irritated by what happened today, and when he met a broken old man who scared him and claimed to be his grandfather, he couldn't help but be angry, you are a fairy, you are a fairy, I am the ancestor of the gods, if I hadn't just seen you, maybe I would have been blinded by you, you old man is really bad.!

The white-bearded old man didn't seem to be angry when he was scolded by Xiaozhu, but said slowly: This is how your father and mother taught you to respect the old and love the young?

Xiaozhu was slightly stunned when he heard Grandpa Baihu mention his parents, and then looked at the old man sitting in front of him, with a kind face, thinking that maybe he was not a bad person, he was sorry at the moment, and couldn't help but say: Then what are you always doing with me!

The fairy old man smiled slightly, did not answer, and said: I just asked your little baby for a glass of wine

Xiaozhu said slightly annoyed: Oh? If you want to drink, you can just say, what's the matter with scaring me all the time!

The fairy old man squinted his eyes slightly and let out a snort: Obviously you have a ghost in your heart, and you say that this fairy scares you? After that, he squinted at Xiaozhu, took a bite of the bun and took a sip of wine!

Xiaozhu blushed and said: , Then you shouldn't, shouldn't ,,, saw the old man eat a bite of the bun and hurriedly spoke, the bun was just thrown on the ground by you, and it was no longer edible!

Oh? So what do you pick up and do?

I, I, Xiaozhu didn't know how to explain, and said embarrassedly: My mother told me not to waste food since I was a child.

The old man looked at the eager Xiaozhu Zhengse and said: Everything grows regularly, and after death, people just turn into a handful of loess, what are you afraid of if you get a little soil, don't worry! ‘

But I still bit the bun!

The fairy old man's eyes condensed slightly, and he continued: I regard the people of the world as relatives, and you are also my relatives, not to mention that I am still your fairy grandfather, hehe, it's okay!

Hearing this, Xiaozhu couldn't help but feel admiration and said: "Grandpa, what you said makes sense!" But I didn't know much about it when I was young. Xiaozhu thought in his heart at the same time: But you can eat it, why do you keep wanting to be my grandfather? It made him feel weird in his heart.

The fairy old man shook his head slightly and smiled: It's been so long, you little doll finally said a human word! The old man smiled and reached out to get the wine jug on the table, but your wine is really good, did you make it?

Xiaozhu heard the sentence "human words", and was angry, and wanted to fight back against the old man, but then heard the next sentence, and couldn't help but return proudly: It's not me, it's my father.

Before he finished speaking, he saw the old man raise his hand and interrupt: It doesn't matter who it is, there is no wine, come and pour wine for the fairy grandfather!

Xiaozhu couldn't help but say a little now: Dead old man, you still dragged it up with a word of praise for you, a grandfather on the left, a grandfather on the right, did I agree to drink my wine? Let me pour you a drink!

Xiaozhu pouted and said: You are not worthy!

The fairy old man squinted and said: You are completely exposed again, you are really a bastard boy, forget it, I will come by myself, and I will talk about your affairs after I finish drinking, lest this fairy want to make a move!

Sell? Do you still dare to teach me a lesson, Xiaozhu was about to shout and speak again, but he saw the fairy old man pointing at the clay pot under the table with his hand, his fingers hooked up lightly, and the clay pot flew up from the ground with a "rub" sound, stopped in front of the old man, and swirled in the air!

The fairy old man showed his hand, squinted at Xiaozhu's expression, and let out a sneer, his eyes revealed a hint of mockery, clearly conveying, I haven't seen it, it's stupid! Then wave your left hand upwards and make a bang! The lid of the clay pot flew out, and he was about to pour wine into the pot when he held the clay pot in his right hand!

Xiao Zhu saw this magical scene happening in front of his eyes, and his heart was really amazed, and his eyes were straight. But looking at the scene in front of me, I always have some bad premonitions in my heart! But I don't know where the problem is.

That wine! Suddenly, Xiaozhu shouted with excitement: No, you can't drink that wine!

Nonsense, I am the saint of wine, except for the Forgetful Immortal Brew brewed by the Sect Master of Yanxia Sect himself, I can't taste it, just ask where in this world is there wine that I can't drink!

Xiaozhu was so anxious that his tongue trembled, he didn't want to hear what he said at all, so he was so anxious that he jumped three feet high and shouted: Grandpa Fairy, Grandpa Fairy, that wine really can't be drunk, so he rushed into the house and wanted to take down the clay pot!

The fairy old man blew his beard, his eyes glared, and he said angrily: "Noise! The fairy old man hedged to his side Xiaozhu turned a deaf ear, picked up the cane with his left hand, and put it on Xiaozhu's shoulder, Xiaozhu instantly felt as if he was pressed by a mountain, and grabbed forward with his teeth and claws in both hands, but he couldn't take half a step!

The fairy old man shouted: Come on

The clay pot was thrown out by him and rose suddenly, and at the same time, the clay pot was slightly tilted, and the white wine shot out, and the mouth of the fairy old man below opened slightly, and the wine poured into his mouth as if he was being guided. Only the sound of drinking remains!

Xiaozhu was dumbfounded, and groaned in despair, my mother!

Maybe it's been a long time, maybe it's been a short time, Xiaozhu really can't bear to let this old man pour a whole jar of wine mixed with urine into the stomach of this bastard old man, so he had to whisper: Grandpa Fairy

The fairy old man was drinking and having fun, and he didn't have time to pay attention to him, so he only tapped lightly with his hand holding the cane in response!

Grandpa Fairy! Another sound sounded.

The fairy old man frowned, paused slightly for a moment, and responded: You bastard boy, can't you respect me old man? There are farts to say, there are words to put away! With that, he raised his head again and went to suck the wine!

Xiaozhu was angry, what does it mean to have a fart, and there is something to amplify and say angrily: There is a boy urine sprinkled by the young master in the wine, and if you want to drink the incense, you can drink it hard!

The immortal old man's originally intoxicated eyes suddenly opened, first stunned for a moment, as if he couldn't believe it, and then suddenly said angrily: "You say, uh, goo-do-tu, what, I want to-doo, goo-doo, ban, goo-doo, a hundred years."

When the fairy old man heard this, he was so angry that he forgot to withdraw the gesture of controlling the wine, and before he finished a word, he was poured into a big gulp of wine into his stomach, and he couldn't help but smoke angrily!

The world is quieter, the sound of insects, ants and birds is gone, the sound of pouring wine is gone, and the sound of drinking is gone!

The next moment, the clay pot cracked, the burst of wine shot all over the ground, the table collapsed, turned into flying sand and scattered all over the house, the house collapsed, the tiles turned to ashes, and slowly fell from the sky!

The dust was slowly blown away by the cold and gentle wind, and under the gray-blue sky stood the old and young, the fairy old man, whose expression was completely sluggish all the time, the corners of his mouth trembled slightly, and he kept a posture of holding a cane and looked at Xiaozhu motionlessly, and the naughty boy Xiaozhu was frightened by the scene in front of him, and his eyes were round, and he drooped his head and said nothing! The two of them mixed wine and mud on their faces, more beggars than beggars!

Bastard, bastard, angry, old man, vomiting, banging, vomiting is endless!