Chapter 262: Two Old Naughty Boys
Jiang Shuheng is now not accepted by the big temple, the small temple is not left, the reputation is out of control, Chen Guozhong is eager to kill him, and Bingli is also arresting him.
Bingchi refused to take him in.
There is not even a place to stay, like a rat crossing the street, everyone shouts and beats.
This time, I learned that Lin Zhi's war was imminent, and it was the time to employ people, and he had the ability to do it, Lin Zhi would definitely take him in, but he didn't expect to be closed.
He almost lost his life, if the cat demon hadn't rescued him in time, his life would have been over.
The cat demon also wants to find a support, the ice pool is too ferocious, use himself as a tool to vent his desires, pull it over when he uses it, and kick it away when he doesn't use it.
I really don't want to be with him, but I don't know how to ask him, Jiang Shuheng is the same as himself, and now he relies on him first, so he won't be alone.
Jiang Shuheng has gone from a weak scholar to a half-human and half-demon now, and only he knows the sour at the center, and only when he is strong can he get everything he wants.
The cat demon shouted, "Land." ”
The land heard the order outside, and hurriedly pushed the door in.
The cat demon shouted, "It's been so long, haven't we had our meal ready yet?" ”
The land is fair: "Ready." "Hurry down and bring the food.
As soon as the cat demon saw that it was on fire, he fried tofu with wild vegetables and fried beans, swept the food to the ground, and shouted: "Do you think we are immortal cultivators, we want to eat meat." ”
The land was frightened into a cold sweat, and Vino said: "Xiaoxian is so incense here that he can't take out good things to honor the two." ”
Jiang Shuheng grabbed the collar of the land and said, "Okay, you old thing, you call yourself a little fairy, and you obviously look down on us." ”
The land hurriedly said: "Don't dare, don't dare." ”
Jiang Shuheng shouted: "I don't care what you think, hurry up and prepare wine and food for us, otherwise I will treat you as a snack tonight." "Push it away.
The ground fell to the ground, his forehead was touched by the corner of the wall, he touched a bag with his hand, and he was so frightened that he quickly withdrew.
The mana of the land is limited, and I can't afford to offend them, so I have to do it.
The cat demon cast a look of admiration and said, "What a man, with courage." ”
Jiang Shuheng was also tickled by her beauty.
The cat demon stretched out his tongue, looked at her charmingly, and said, "Jiang Gongzi." ”
Jiang Shuheng was called crispy and numb, approached the cat demon, sniffed lightly on her long hair, and said, "You are so charming." ”
The cat demon took the initiative to flatter, gently put his face on her and kissed her, deliberately taking off half of his sleeves, revealing white jade-like skin.
Jiang Shuheng's heart was beating faster, and he stretched out his right hand to caress her shoulder.
The cat demon closed his eyes and enjoyed.
Jiang Shuheng picked her up, gently put her on the bed, watched the cat demon's chest rise and fall, and gently pressed it.
The cat demon has never enjoyed a man treating himself like this, experiencing the performance of a man who loves himself.
The two of them were in a cloud and rain, and the cat demon made a coquettish sound.
The land stole some wine and food in the restaurant, and was just about to push the door in, when he heard that the sound inside was wrong, he quickly stopped, it was too unusual, and he did such a foolish thing in his mansion, and shook his head angrily.
When the cat demon heard the land coming back, he deliberately amplified his voice, just to let him write about the old virgin and listen to what is the joy of men and women.
The land hurriedly put down the food, covered his ears, and sat at the door and waited.
After a while, the door opened.
The land stood up and carried the wine and food in, put it on the table, looked at the sumptuous wine and food, and said, "It's really leading and going backwards, isn't it possible to get wine and food?" ”
The cat demon put on a tulle coat, walked to the table, sniffed it with his nose, and said, "It's so fragrant." ”
When the land saw that the cat demon seemed to have no clothes on, everything was in full view, and his face was flushed with shame, and he quickly retreated.
Jiang Shuheng has to be, and the cat demon laughs "haha".
The cat demon sneered: "It seems that I haven't seen a woman's body before." ”
Jiang Shuheng said: "I only envy mandarin ducks and don't envy immortals, and I don't enjoy being immortals." ”
The two of them were a little drunk, and then they were drunk, and then they continued to do things that were unacceptable.
The land was wronged this night, and finally looked forward to the dawn and sent the two plague gods away.
When I walked into the house, I smelled of alcohol and smelled bad, so I quickly cleaned up, changed the bed, threw it into the mountain stream, and vomited violently.
Jiang Shuheng and the cat demon hooked up together, known as "male and female" to stir up trouble everywhere, making people panic in the Jiangnan area, and people are dying every day.
Lin Zhi also had a headache and sent people to look for them, but when they arrived, they had already died, and the two of them had no fixed place to live, and even the land in the south of the Yangtze River came to complain.
Lin Zhi comforted them first, and set a date for Cheng Mao to catch the "male and female" within a month.
Cheng Mao also felt strained, I don't know where these two people are sacred, the killing is too cruel, and the dried corpses are like charcoal, which is really a headache.
Sending people everywhere to look for them, the people they met were all dead, and it is still a mystery.
Lin Zhi didn't dare to bubble up to send troops, the backyard had not been solved yet, and it was very unfavorable for the soldiers to travel.
Lin Zhi waited for the news and did not reply, and it seemed that he had to ask his master for help.
I came to Yuhua Mountain in person and told Master about this.
Yuhui couldn't figure out who it was, and said: "It seems that the two of them have entered the demon realm, and the combination of yin and yang is combined, and then I am afraid that the master may not be their opponent." ”
Lin Zhi gasped after hearing this.
Yuhui took out a gossip jade pendant and said, "Take this with you, it will keep you safe." ”
Lin Zhi took it and said, "Master Xie." ”
Yuhui said: "I'll go find a Fan Daoist and see what he has a good plan." ”
Lin Zhi had no choice but to go back and listen to the letter.
Yuhui felt that this matter should not be underestimated, and quickly told to meet a mortal Taoist.
A Taoist was cultivating, and when he saw Yuhui coming, he said, "Fellow Daoist, you are also here for the "male and female". ”
Yuhui said: "My mana is limited, and I ask Taoist friends to help." ”
Yifan said: "I can't figure out the origin of the two of them, and now the magic power of the two is definitely not under you and me, it seems that the world will be robbed." ”
Yu Hui said: "This matter should be informed to Tianzun. ”
Yifan nodded.
The two of them came to the heavenly court.
Tianzun was also surprised when he heard this, and invited someone who was profound, and everyone didn't know where the two came from.
Tianzun only frowned, the demon realm was so rampant that the mortal world couldn't ignore it.
After inspecting for a while, I didn't find out, and it seems that this matter can only be asked to come over.
Tianzun and the God of War had a very unpleasant quarrel with Ye Long'er and Zhao Chengqian, so they went to beg him for this little thing, and it seemed that Tiangong was too unpopular.
Ordered to go down, Emei, Mount Tai, Huashan, Wudang all the immortals, patrol, did not want to ask Ye Chengli for help, and secretly sat close to the god of war.
Let a fan Taoist first, Yuhui go down to protect it, and send a flower boy, a golden boy and a jade girl.
The two went down and went their own way.
A fan Taoist came to the palace of the Jin Kingdom.
Zhao Chengqian and Ye Long'er hurriedly came out to greet them.
A fan Taoist stepped forward: "Get up." Zhao Chengqian hurriedly invited the master into Zhenghua Palace.
The Peach Blossom Sage also arrived and said, "I suspect that the cat demon did this, and after you left, he left the Peach Blossom Valley without permission, and I didn't look for her." ”
A Taoist said, "Who is that Xiongsha?" ”
The Peach Blossom Sage said: "I don't know about this, I'm here to protect my precious apprentice." ”
Ye Long'er smiled and said, "Master disturbed your golden body, and the apprentice was flattered. ”
The Peach Blossom Sage said: "It's all you who caused trouble to Master, and Master came to ask you about it." ”
Ye Long'er winked at him.
The Peach Blossom Sage said a word of blame in his stomach.
Yifan said: "The Peach Blossom Sage came to help me, and I was relieved." ”
The Peach Blossom Sage hurriedly said: "I don't care about the demon hunting, I'm just here to protect my baby apprentice, my baby apprentice, and by the way, taste the good wine stored in the palace." ”
A fan Taoist smiled.
Zhao Chengqian said: "Master Liquor Master has drunk enough." ”
The Peach Blossom Sage said: "That's nature, this girl Long'er is almost finished drinking all the peach blossom wine I brewed, of course I want to get it back." ”
Yifan said: "I will come to catch demons, and you will be responsible for protecting them." ”
The Peach Blossom Sage said: "This matter is more important than your task, you are a little worried about protecting me, so let me come." ”
Yifan saw that he was usually very playful and did not do his job, but he was more serious than anyone else at the critical moment, and he was very relieved to hand over Zhao Chengqian and Ye Long'er to him.
Li De'an walked in.
Ye Long'er asked, "Is the meal ready?" ”
Li Dean said: "The return to the queen has been arranged." ”
Hospitality at Yonghe Palace.
A table of sumptuous vegetarian dishes, wine is not lacking, and the good wine that has been treasured in the cellar for hundreds of years is taken out.
The Peach Blossom Sage drooled greedily, but only drank a few glasses, Li De'an was pouring wine, and the Peach Blossom Sage refused, saying: "Wine can be drunk at any time, but now is not the time, drinking is a big mistake." ”
Yifan Taoist people admired it even more, this old guy was addicted to alcohol, but for the sake of Ye Long'er, he would rather not drink, and it could be seen that Ye Long'er's position in her heart was more important than herself.
The Peach Blossom Sage looked at his expression and said, "I may not be able to do it to my apprentice." ”
Yifan does not quarrel with him with words.
Zhao Chengqian raised his glass of water and said: "I will replace wine with tea, please have a cup for the two masters, Long'er can't drink, I will also accompany her to drink tea." ”
Yifan said: "You must work together to govern the Jin Kingdom well, so that the people can live and work in peace and contentment." ”
"Yes." The two nodded yes.
The Peach Blossom Sage took out a peach from his sleeve and said, "After eating this peach, I was born with a beautiful woman from all over the world." ”
Ye Long'er took it and said, "Thank you, Master." ”
Zhao Chengqian said happily: "Thank you, Master, my daughter must be the most beautiful." ”
Yifan said: "At that time, the master will accept him as an apprentice." ”
The Peach Blossom Sage said: "Don't earn with me, this is my apprentice." ”
Yifan said: "This is also my disciple grandson." ”
Ye Long'er hurriedly said: "Okay, they are two apprentices, and she is taught by the two of you." ”
The two of them secretly worked hard to see if anyone could keep the baby apprentice.
Yifan said: "What about my precious apprentice?" ”
Ye Long'er said: "I've already gone to call them." ”
Not much time.
Zhao Di and Zhaoyang ran in and said, "See the father, the queen mother, the emperor, and the queen." ”
Zhao Chengqian hurriedly said: "Come and see the master." ”
Zhao Di, Zhaoyang knelt on the ground and said, "See Master." ”
Yifan, the Peach Blossom Sage saw that the two children were very cute and liked it in his heart.