"Well, yes, that's just the right height, so there's only one thing left next. ”

Seeing that everyone's work efficiency was so high, Dongfang Fengfei touched her little chin with satisfaction, looked at the ten uncles who were hanging in the air, and sneered slyly.

"Let us go, what the hell do you want to do!"

Seeing Dongfang Fengfei's sneer, all the ten people who were hanging in the Eastern Regions felt a chill down their spines, and a bad premonition rose in their hearts.

"Well, I've always been very kind, and I heard you say that you can get good luck if you hit the shit, so ah, in that case, I'll let you hit the shit and see if you can get the first place in this competition. ”

Dongfang Fengfei looked at the ten people with an extremely 'innocent' face and said.

"You, you, what are you going to do, don't mess around, aren't you afraid of causing a conflict between our Eastern Regions and your Northern Regions!"

After that No. 1 uncle heard Dongfang Fengfei's words, he immediately struggled and shouted loudly.

"No, no, uncle, you're mistaken, now I'm representing the 'Fengfei Alliance', as for the conflict, I'm waiting for the arrival of the Eastern Regions at any time in the 'Fengfei Alliance', okay, now let's get to the point, you." ”

After Dongfang Fengfei finished speaking, he ignored the people in the Eastern Regions who were shouting in midair, and turned to those who were watching the excitement and said.

"Miss Feng Fei, what do you command?"

Being shouted by Dongfang Fengfei like this, everyone immediately asked Dongfang Fengfei respectfully.

"Well, since I said that I was going to send them shit luck, this shit must be indispensable, you guys, take these gold coins to help me collect shit, you are limited to collect it within an hour, well, how much, I'll calculate... Well... It's just eight tons, well... Almost, collect eight tons of shit for me, for each catty... Well... It was bought for a pound at the price of a hundred gold coins. ”

Dongfang Fengfei waved his small hand and said, thinking in his heart, the so-called money can make the ghost grind, and a pound of one hundred gold coins can definitely mobilize everyone's enthusiasm, well, this price is good.

Everyone: "..................!"

And everyone on the side was all stunned, stunned, dazed... I actually asked them to collect... Shit? Let such a noble person collect shit?!

"Miss Feng Fei, this, this..."

"Why, you don't want to?"

Dongfang Fengfei turned her head to look at the person, smiled happily, revealing a mouthful of small white teeth, and then the upper and lower rows of teeth were gently interlocked, making a crisp sound.

"Ahem, no... No, let's go!"

Hearing the crisp sound, the person was terrified, and before the words came out, he directly changed his words, for Mao He felt that this voice was gnawing on his own bones!

Woo~~ Why is she a little girl more terrible than them adults, when did children become so cruel and uncute!!

So, after seeing that the person who tried to negotiate with Dongfang Fengfei failed, everyone didn't dare to speak again, and they all silently flew to help Dongfang Fengfei collect shit.

Woo woo ~ Since you can't beat it, the background is not as big as others, it's better to accept your fate a little, and when this little witch is tired of playing, she will definitely let them go, at this time, everyone is very sorry in their hearts, curiosity kills the cat, there is wood, there is nothing to make up for it, and now it has become a dog poop picker!

Collect shit, collect shit!

As soon as I thought of this, everyone's hearts collapsed, their first famous name, now it is really ruined and there is no scum left, this scourge is really worthy of its name... Cruel!!

The place where there is a lot of shit is naturally the countryside, but these people have such a high level of cultivation at such a young age, which one is not served by the young master at home like an ancestor, so that these young masters who are used to being pampered on weekdays come here to collect dog shit, this kind of thing, they really can't say it anyway.

So, a few people in gorgeous costumes stood at the entrance of the village at such a loss, with a distressed face, they really didn't know how to speak, and shouted directly like the peddlers: Collect the shit, a pound of 100 gold coins?

"Mama, those uncles are so good-looking, are they here for a tour?" asked a little girl, pulling her numb sleeve.

"Definitely, they seem to be the sons and daughters of a big family, what else can they do besides travel?"

Ma Ma also glanced at those people, and then pulled his daughter away.

"What are these noble sons doing in our village?"

"Who knows, where do we understand the world of the rich?"

"That's it, don't those rich people like to pretend to be forced, they don't live in a good big city, but they like to play in a place where our birds don't shit, and what is this called?"

"Pristine. ”

"Yes, yes, the original ecology, I really don't understand those rich people, anyway, people have a lot of money and are willful. ”

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Seeing those people, every farmer passing by had to talk about two sentences, and in every sentence they wanted to play, and the impression of them was that kind of high-mindedness, so, they couldn't say anything about collecting shit.

"Brother Chen, what should I do now? It's only an hour, but... I can't say that!"

A teenager on the side was about to cry, woo, what a thing this is, it's really my curiosity, and I'll never go to join in the fun in the future!

"This, I don't know!" The eldest brother Chen who was asked had a look of tears on his face, full of chagrin and hatred.

"Ya, isn't it just collecting shit, what's so difficult, think about it, that scourge is terrible, or is it terrible to collect shit?"

The third person on the side spoke extremely sharply, and a poke was the point.

"Why don't we find someone to help us, set up a stall and find someone to help us?"

A fourth person on the side came up with an idea.

"Okay, this method is good! Little Brother He, you are so smart, so what are you waiting for, hurry up!"

Deciding on a plan, a group of people immediately bought a storefront, hired people to start buying shit.

Coincidentally, this is what people here think, and most of the others think so, so a storm of collecting dog shit is vigorously set off everywhere.

A small rural village in the middle of nowhere

"Eh, have you heard, there's someone over there collecting shit, a pound of 100 gold coins!" Farmer No. 1 shouted with a happy face.

"One pound and one hundred gold coins, haven't you woken up, see if I'm honest and easy to bully, be careful if I get angry and beat you!" Farmer No. 2 looked incredulous. Is shit worth a hundred gold coins? He won't believe it!

"Really, I didn't lie to you, I saw it with my own eyes, the second dog took a pound on the spot to exchange it, and a hundred gold coins were directly given!" was questioned, and Farmer No. 1 immediately explained unconvinced.

"Really?"

It didn't seem like the other party was lying, and Farmer No. 2 was a little unsure.

"Hurry up, Sanmao, do you have shit at home? I'll borrow it from you first, and then I'll pay you back and give you a gold coin, like that?"

At this time, Farmer No. 3 ran over with half a sack of bursack of dog shit in his hand and asked Farmer No. 2.

"What shit, I don't have it at home!"

Seeing the appearance of Farmer No. 3, Farmer No. 2 believed it, and then ignored them anymore, and quickly ran home, a pound of 100 gold coins, my family is a hunter, what is not too much, there are more dogs, I used to dislike this shit to get in the way, but now I have made a lot of money!

"Mother-in-law, where is our shit? There are people collecting it over there, one hundred gold coins a catty, hurry up and help me find shit!"

As soon as Farmer No. 2 came home, he immediately pulled his wife and said excitedly.

"It's really fake, I'll be right away!"

Before hearing that the dog shit was like this, a young woman immediately ran out of the house with a sack and went to pick up the dog shit with her husband.

Another rural

"Someone is collecting dog shit, what about our shit? a pound of 100 gold coins, hurry up and take it out, hurry!" a farmer ran home in a hurry.

"A hundred gold coins?!" the woman looked surprised when she heard this, "but... But our shit was just buried the other day!"

"Buried, buried, buried, take me to dig it up!" the farmer was anxious when he heard that the shit was buried.

"It's buried in the backyard, isn't all our shit buried in the backyard? The woman hurried to speak.

"Backyard, it's okay, it's simple, let's go, where to bury it, take me to dig it!"

As he spoke, the farmer picked up his hoe and carried a sack and dragged his wife to the backyard.

"Where is it?" asked the farmer.

"Looks like this. The woman had forgotten where she had been buried, so she pointed at it.

"No, where the hell are you buried?" the farmer asked, looking up after digging for a long time.

"I guess this is it. The woman had no choice but to continue.

"Nope!"

"Here!"

"Nope!"

"Check it out here!"

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"Haha... Finally found it!"

Digging out a sack of hemp, the farmer laughed excitedly, then hugged the sack and kissed it hard and ran out.

Looking at her husband's ecstatic appearance, the woman looked at the yard where her home had become a 'lunar surface' at this time, messy in the wind~

Another farmhouse

"What should I do, the shit is not enough for a pound, it is almost a little bit!" said a farmer who was so angry that he grabbed his hair.

"Big brother, I have a way, let's give Xiao Hei them more to eat, let it pull immediately!"

Another farmer stepped forward and said.

"Yes, yes, yes, pay attention to this, go quickly, bring all the meals at home, and let them eat!"

Hearing this, the farmer's eyes lit up and he immediately urged his wife to serve food to feed the dogs.

"There's not much left. The woman said in embarrassment.

"Then cook it now, hurry up, and bring over all the food for feeding the pigs!" urged the farmer, for this shit is now more expensive than anything else!

So, Xiao Hei and the other dogs ate the best and most satisfying meal in their lives, while the two farmers stared at the little blacks' butts tightly, and when Xiao Hei pulled down the last shit, several big men were moved to tears, and immediately rushed out with the shit that was just full of a pound.

As the saying goes, there is strength in numbers, and eight tons of shit have finally been collected under the mobilization of the whole people!

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