Chapter 12 Big Fat Cats Can Talk?

At three minutes in the morning, Yuan Wu kicked open the door of Yuan Xi's dormitory and said loudly: "Get up! The early birds have worms, so they are here to eat you two big lazy worms!"

Yuan Xi woke up in shock, sat up suddenly, patted his head and said in annoyance: "Why did I fall asleep! Miaoyin, you don't remind me!"

Miao Yin also stretched out with sleepy eyes: "It seems that Brother Yuanxi slept first last night!"

Yuan Wu's fiery figure jumped on Yuan Xi's bed, pointed to the two lazy insects and said, "Get up quickly, don't you forget that we are going on a big adventure when we are resting today!"

Yuan Xi muttered: "Here we go again...... Isn't it just to go to the palace group that has been vacant for a long time to jump up and down, what is there to be excited about......"

Yuan Wu heard Yuan Xi's complaint on the side, stretched out his hand and twisted Yuan Xi's ear and said: "You are smart! Then what do you say is a good place to go? You are not allowed to go out of the palace, you are not allowed to go to the hunting ground, you say that there are fierce beasts infested, and you go to the Moon Lake to play and say that you are afraid of being flooded! Do you want me to play with the mud and sand as a princess of a country!"

Yuan Xi was helpless, how could the ideological consciousness of a few living treasures around him be so high, shouldn't your three-year-old child play with mud and sand? At this time, Yuan Wu twisted his ears and hurriedly said: "The mud and sand is not suitable for you to play with the princess of a country, that, what do you think of Jinsha?"

Yuan Wu slapped Yuan Xi's head with a palm and said, "I'll give you an iron sand palm!" Hurry up and bathe and change clothes, the eldest brother is impatient! Say that you will go on an adventure in the early morning, you are good, let us wait for an hour!"

Yuan Xi immediately made an excuse: "I don't blame me! I told Miaoyin the story too late last night!"

Miao Yin scratched her head and muttered, "You Snow White hasn't finished yet......"

Yuan Wu waved his hand impatiently and said, "Okay! It's not even a stick of incense, you just wait for us to tell Uncle Xiao and say that you secretly said bad things about him behind your back!"

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"Quick, there is a yin wind in the northwest corner of Xuanfei Palace, and a black shadow flashed, go and arrest that female ghost to the general!" Yuan Chen commanded Yuan Wu beside him like a general, Miao Yin and watched the lively Yuan Xi on the side.

Yuan Xi's eyes rolled, and suddenly he was full of energy, and said happily in his heart: "What a way to get out, you can say goodbye to this boring game!" Yuan Xi stepped forward and knelt down on one knee and hugged his fists and said: "General, the last general is willing to go and capture this monster, and I hope the general will cheer for the last general!"

General Yuan Chen's tiger body was shocked, and he secretly said in his heart: "Doesn't this kid usually like to play this adventure, why do you give my eldest brother face like this today, well, well, since the younger brother treats me so sincerely, next time the junior uncle will come forward again if he punishes the general, and stick a knife in the ribs for the younger brother!"

At the moment, he shouted: "Okay! General Yuan Xi listened to the order and presented the head of this monster to the general in front of the tent!" Yuan Chen didn't expect this passionate pride to be quietly shattered by Yuan Xi's boring game to get away, Yuan Xi ran out immediately, and said in ecstasy: "Finally free!",

ran out of the concubine palace group, Yuan Xi doesn't care if there is any black shadow or not, isn't there just a wind blowing the fallen leaves, what kind of monsters, this is the palace, and it is where the core of the star array is located, and the general evil dares to approach here!

At this time, it was already far away from Yuan Chen's eldest brother, so he slowed down and strolled in the huge square, Yuan Xi found out at this moment that he ran to the square in front of the Four Temples, which is the most sacred place in China, enshrined in the statues of the four holy beasts, and whenever there is an important moment, the emperor will lead the ministers to hold a sacrificial ceremony, may the four holy beasts bless Huaxia to be fearless to break through all races, the wind and rain are smooth, and so on, and usually can not walk around here at will.

There are no guards here, because the prestige of the Four Temples is too strong, and it is okay to come here for a day or two, but it is not something that ordinary guards can bear for a long time, and it will make people highly nervous and unable to sleep at night, so the first generation of the Emperor also removed the guards here, so why do these four temples need guard soldiers to guard? The Four Holy Beasts were originally guarding Huaxia, isn't it redundant? And the coercion here is the highest, in addition to the monthly maid to offer three animals and other tributes to show the harvest of Huaxia every year, usually even do not need to clean and take care of it, and the dust and filth are blown away by the spiritual wind formation.

Yuan Xi ran all the way without looking at the road and rushed straight into the Four Saints Square, feeling that the pressure here was not small, and wanted to leave, but Yuan Xi felt that his eyebrows were hot, and the faint starlight imprint exuded a faint silver glow at this time, and the star tears on his body also moved slightly, "Eh, why is it starting to shine again?" Yuan Xi touched the imprint on the center of his eyebrows, and felt that this silver light seemed to be guiding himself into the Four Temples.

Yuan Xi patted his forehead, "Oh, don't flash! My mother said that children can't go in there, so I have to go back quickly." ”

Yuan Xi has not entered the Four Temples since he was born, but after hearing that children can't bear the pressure here, now Rao is Yuan Xi has gone through the immeasurable aura infusion, and he has been specially trained for a period of time to be able to bear it.

Yuan Xi didn't want to stay any longer and turned around and ran back, suddenly Yuan Xi's heart was cold, and the tears of the stars he brought burst out of blue light, and then he pulled Yuan Xi to the Four Temples, Yuan Xi was indeed flying in mid-air, to be precise, he was pulled away by the tears of the stars, and with a snap, Yuan Xi was pulled into the hall.

"Oops! It hurts! What's the matter with these Xingchen tears? I don't usually move much, why did you pull me in today!" Yuan Xi got up and patted the dust on his body and said indignantly.

At this time, he seriously looked at the four temples that he had never entered, the four temples were magnificent and grand, covering an area no more than the square that could accommodate thousands of people outside, and there were four lifelike holy statues in the main hall, exuding extremely heavy coercion, only to see the four holy statues in front of him from left to right were Vermilion Bird, Green Dragon, White Tiger, and Xuanwu.

Yuan Xi strode forward, trotted a long distance before reaching the front of the main hall and carefully looked at the four holy beast statues, these four holy statues ran close Yuan Xi found that they were so huge, the tiger claws of the white tiger holy statue could flatten an adult!

In front of the four statues, there is a huge long table full of three animals and other tributes, and the fat flower cat is gnawing on a chicken leg...... Well, these tributes are quite fragrant, and it seems that the maid was only replaced today.

Yuan Xi glanced at it and suddenly noticed that something was wrong, just now it seemed that he saw a cat eating chicken legs, is it a flower cat, is it a big fat cat, there is a cat stealing tribute!!

Yuan Xi turned his head to look at the big fat cat who ate with relish, and from time to time wiped the cat's mouth with the big cat's paw, it seemed to be very satisfied with this chicken leg, and shook its head when eating, and then something shocked Yuan Xi happened, and the big fat cat threw away the leftover chicken bones and fell in front of Yuan Xi.

The big fat cat only recovered from his intoxicated expression at this time, patted the big belly with his cat's paws full of oil and sighed: "Well, this Li Dazui cook is getting better and better, it's not in vain that I have been teaching every time in the past few years, and this day is really comfortable......"

Yuan Xi opened his mouth wide, and was stunned to see the big fat cat who was half-lying down and patting his belly talking, talking! Yuan Xi's mouth also began to fall unfavorably: "Big, the big fat cat can talk......

"Huh?!" At this time, the big flower cat also changed from extremely satisfied to shocked.

The big flower cat was originally extremely sensitive, and even a master of the throne like Master Li couldn't find it at the beginning, but today it ate well, and the star tears on Yuan Xi's body seemed to cover his breath, so the big fat cat didn't even notice that the door was knocked open, because the maid would basically not come again in the next few days after the maid changed the tribute today, so it also let go and ate and drank.

Three years ago, the big fat cat suddenly appeared in the Four Temples, and was not subject to the power of coercion, seeing that the Four Temples had many tributes for three animals, so he simply took this home, and this figure was also a fat body that had been raised by eating and drinking well in recent years, and since then, the maid who replaced the tribute found that the tribute originally enshrined in the Four Holy Statues was eaten, and the residue was made all over the place, and the maid suspected that a thief had broken in, and it was naturally a master of the masters who could break into here, so the maid hurriedly reported the matter to the top.

Later, it alarmed the emperor, but after some investigation, he did not find the slightest, but this dregs all over the ground are not fakes, and it is impossible for the maid to get bored and make it herself and then lie that the thief did it, and insulting the Four Temples is insulting the whole of China.

Later, there was a throne master who kept a separate vigil in front of the palace, but there was no movement, and after the throne master withdrew for a period of time, there were tributes that were stolen and eaten, and then several throne masters took turns to keep vigil, and that night, in front of a throne master, the chicken suddenly disappeared, it disappeared suddenly!

Then the statue of the holy beast in the hall actually increased the coercion, but it was the oppression of the throne master, the throne master was in a cold sweat, and he ran out of the hall without looking back to report to the emperor, saying that the coercion of the holy statue was highlighted, and then the tribute disappeared alive in front of him, it seemed that the holy beast was eating the tribute!

The Human Emperor didn't believe this, have you ever seen a statue of a holy beast really eat tribute? It also made the ground full of debris, but the emperor himself investigated and couldn't find the root cause, and said to the queen and Master Li, Master Li came to be interested and ran to the Four Temples every day, that was just when the Queen of People was pregnant, because the war had just subsided, Master Li stayed for a few months to check and check that there was nothing, and the tribute had been disappearing in front of her eyes, so angry that she couldn't eat, and practicing meditation was also an evil fire, until the day when the queen of people was about to give birth, Master Li was still staying in the Four Temples as usual.

After the person gave birth, Master Li reported the matter to the Dao Holy Sword Saint, Li Daoyi and Jin An Zai were also interested, and they stayed there for a while, but the guy who stole the tribute disappeared, and it seemed that he was afraid of the divine soul of the Holy Order.

In fact, the big cat is very shrewd, and it is not only the four temples to eat, although the tribute is the best, but it is not to risk my life, the cat master I am used to eating the delicacies of the mountains and seas, now go to the imperial dining room to change the taste!

Li Daoyi and Jin'an withdrew after guarding for a while, nonsense, don't you need to practice at the holy level.

Later, the big cat enjoyed back and forth between the imperial dining room and the temple tribute, and took the time to manipulate Chef Li Dazui to cook, so it didn't taste good! In fact, the imperial chef Li Dazui was very angry when he knew that the tribute he had carefully prepared was stolen and eaten, and I had to cultivate the blessings of several lifetimes to cook for the four holy beasts, although I don't know if the holy beasts really ate it, but it was a sacred job! After that, Li Dazui changed his tricks to give heavy ingredients to the tribute! For example, put a few catties of salt, a few catties of chili peppers, and finally chin bean laxative powder.

Later, after the big fat cat received a painful lesson, he knew that the cook was wrong, "The masters of the holy rank are helpless to me, and you dare to be arrogant as a cook! Although the previous tribute was good, this meow will definitely not show mercy!"

After that, he always went to the imperial dining room to change his way to play Li Dazui, "Make tonic soup for the queen, right? Ben Meow drank it! Make a birthday cake for the three princes of Yuan Xi, right? Ben Meow ate it! You drink water, right? Ben Meow...... If you don't drink it, I'll make you choke on water...... I snatched your paper with one claw! I dragged you out so that the maid could see how embarrassed you were......!

Li Dazui was deeply devastated and wanted to return to his hometown, but the big cat panicked, this big mouth cook is very good, he has to leave him to make delicacies for himself, and that night after he fell asleep, he controlled Li Dazui's spirit, and he actually wanted to dream of him!

Li Dazui dreamed that a tall white tiger holy beast was standing in front of him, and Li Dazui hurriedly knelt down: "Holy beast, holy beast, you have finally come to be ashamed of Xiaomin, how can I, Li Dazui, make rare dishes in the world for the holy beast, I don't know who to steal it! Is it guilty of blaspheming the holy beast like this! Now I am still being tricked by the thief who stole the food, many maids have seen my bare buttocks, how can I marry a daughter-in-law, Huilan, Huilan, Brother Big Mouth can't stand you, it's not innocent anymore, woo woo......"

The white tiger holy beast disguised by the big flower cat hurriedly coughed and interrupted the fat man who was chattering like a girl: "Ahem, this holy beast has severely punished this thief who steals food, and it will not play tricks on you again, ahem...... This this and this ...... This holy beast does not eat fireworks in the world, but seeing that you are so sincere, then I will taste your tribute dishes from now on, you can't just leave!

Li Dazui's fat body was shocked, and he was busy: "Thank you for the life-saving grace of the White Tiger Holy Beast, Xie Shengbeast likes the dishes made by the big mouth, and the big mouth will definitely do his best to make every dish in the future......"

Since then, Li Dazui's cooking skills have become more and more exquisite, even the Taoist saint Li Daoyi has come to taste Li Dazui's dishes, Li Dazui has received both fame and fortune, and also married Huilan as his wife, before his death, he finally couldn't help but talk to an old novel about the white tiger holy beast dream, Li Dazui's family thought that the old man was talking nonsense on his deathbed, and the family responded perfunctorily, how did Li Dazui really have a huge illusory tiger claw falling from the sky after Li Dazui died, and captured Li Dazui's faint soul, this big family was scared silly, it was really a holy beast manifestation, and the old man was captured to go to heaven to cook, and then the legendary life of Li Dazui Cook was passed on as a good story。

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