Chapter 42: The Strange Cave
"Why did you bring me here!"
Xiao Xuance looked at Zhao Kang with some dissatisfaction.
In front of me is a place where a group of people called Huazi gather, and Chaoyangmen Street is a famous slum area in the imperial capital, where beggars gather in the ninth stream.
It is said that there was once an official who was drunk at night and walked to this Chaoyang Gate in a daze, and when he was found the next day, he was even swept away with a crotch cloth on his body.
Zhao Kang smiled and said, "Do you have a sense of intimacy? Haven't you been called Hanako for a while?"
Xiao Xuance sighed, looking at Zhao Kang with an arrogant expression: "You know a fart, Ben...... Lao Tzu is experiencing the suffering of the people. ”
"Cut, don't you just want a meal, but also experience the suffering of the people, you don't know what to complain about. Zhao Kang was disdainful.
Xiao Xuance was a little anxious: "Why don't I understand!"
Seeing the unlucky child's anxious white face, Zhao Kang laughed evilly: "Why don't we play a game." ”
Seeing how this smile was so panicked, Xiao Xuance shrank his neck, and then thought that Lao Tzu was the prince, afraid that he would do something, and immediately said: "What are you playing!"
"I'll help you experience the suffering of the people. Zhao Kang smiled.
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Xiao Xuance was a little interested when he heard it: "How to play?"
Zhao Kang said, His Royal Highness the prince only felt novelty when he heard it, Zhao Kang said: "In the dark period, if you can bear it, I will give you a thousand taels, if you can't bear it, then you have to give me a thousand taels." ”
"Just play, who's afraid of whom!" Xiao Xuance was about to walk towards the beggars in the distance.
Zhao Kang stretched out his hand to stop: "Wait, you have to pay money, the experience fee is 1,000." ”
"What are you kidding! What experience fee?" Xiao Xuance was stunned.
Zhao Kang: "Nonsense, clothing fees, venue fees, I still have to protect your personal safety, these are all money, how noble your status is, a thousand taels is not expensive, right?"
"There's a little bit of truth to that. ”
Xiao Xuance reluctantly took out the silver ticket given by Zhao Kang before and handed it over, Zhao Kang coughed: "Also, in order to increase the authenticity, I will confiscate the money and property on your body, and keep it for you first." ”
"No problem!"
Soon Zhao Kang walked to Chaoyangmen Street with Xiao Xuance, who was penniless, kicked a beggar away, and shouted like a bully: "Who are you heads?"
Xiao Xuance looked straight, and many beggars looked behind at a middle-aged beggar lying with his legs crossed, and glanced lazily at Zhao Kang and didn't get up: "What's the matter with this adult?"
This is a typical rotten person, who can live one day at a time, and is not afraid of anything.
Zhao Kang casually pushed Xiao Xuance out: "This guy has sold you ten copper plates, let him do anything, don't kill and cripple." ”
Xiao Xuance was a little nervous in his heart, although he had the experience of being a beggar, but he was doing it alone, in other words, he was about to join the sect at this time, and he was quite excited and excited.
The beggar leader sat up, glanced at Xiao Xuance and sighed: "My lord, this kid is born white and pure, how can it be worth ten copper plates? Five, no more." ”
Lao Tzu is not even worth ten copper plates! Xiao Xuance was so angry that he almost cursed.
However, Zhao Kang also bargained, and finally at the price of seven copper plates, His Royal Highness the prince was sold into a beggar's den by Zhao Kang.
took the money and stuffed it into his pocket, Zhao Kang glanced at His Royal Highness the Prince, walked over and whispered: "Remember our agreement, if you can't bear to expose your identity, the thousand taels will be mine." ”
"You just wait to lose money to this palace, send me to be a beggar, don't you know that this is no different for me than going home?" Xiao Xuance smiled.
"Very well, I just like your unruliness. Zhao Kang left with a smile.
As soon as he left, the beggars around him surrounded him, although he was a little excited and afraid of the unknown, but he was also a prince anyway, Xiao Xuance was still quite majestic.
"Look at what you see! Lao Tzu ......"
Before he finished speaking, the beggar leader behind him kicked him over, and the rest of the people rushed up, and in a blink of an eye, the clothes on Xiao Xuance's body were gone, and he was covered with shame and indignation.
"You!
"Don't talk nonsense, you bought it from Lao Tzu, you can do whatever I want with you, this kid is too clean, carry him in and throw him in the mud ditch bubbles, and beat him again!" said the beggar with a grin.
When Xiao Xuance heard it, he still had it: "You dare! Do you know that Lao Tzu is!"
Before he finished speaking, he saw Zhao Kang walking past with the sugar gourd he bought with the money he bought, Xiao Xuance hurriedly shut up, and endured it for the sake of a thousand taels.
"I don't care who you are!"
In a blink of an eye, Xiao Xuance was soaked in sludge and smelled invisible, only a rag covered the important parts on his body, and he was beaten by beggars, and his body and mind were greatly baptized.
"Boy, if you don't come back today, if you don't come back today, one less son, Lao Tzu will eat one of your fingers. Remember it for me!The third child took him out on the street!" The beggar leader loosened Xiao Xuance's hair.
His Royal Highness the Prince was already a little frightened and nodded repeatedly, looked around and saw that Zhao Kang was gone, and he regretted it at the moment.
This sect is not easy to enter!
Here, Xiao Xuance went into the city to beg for money, and the beggar leader leaned against the corner and looked at Zhao Kang and said with a smile: "My lord, this kid has a grudge against you?"
"The baby is very rebellious, I have to let him know what the world is called sinister, or don't kill and cripple me, it's not a big deal to be beaten and angry. Zhao Kang threw out a piece of silver.
The beggar leader took it with a smile: "Okay, leave it to us." ”
On this day, Prince Xuan Ce will never forget.
As soon as he entered the city, perhaps because he saw that he had a poor child, a woman threw him a copper plate, and before he could pick it up and look at it, a beggar on the street rushed over and snatched the copper plate, and slapped him twice.
Directly him.
Next, as soon as he gets the money, someone will come to rob him and beat him, and then throw the next sentence, the stinky boy doesn't have long eyes and dares to rob my territory!
I got beaten five times at noon, and it wasn't noon.
Xiao Xuance now only hoped that passers-by would not be kind enough to give him money, and then he saw beggars dying of illness and starvation on the road, being dragged away at will, like pigs in a slaughterhouse.
Finding a shady place, Xiao Xuance wanted to rest for a while and just sat down, three beggars came from a distance and surrounded him, Xiao Xuance hurriedly said: "I didn't ask for money, you see the bowls are empty!"
"Boy, new?" said a beggar.
Xiao Xuance nodded hurriedly, and the beggar slapped his face: "Do you know whose territory this is?"
Hearing this, His Royal Highness the Prince hurriedly got up: "I'll leave now, I'll leave here." ”
"Eh, wait, this territory belongs to Lao Tzu, you have to pay if you sit down! Otherwise, Lao Tzu will break your legs!"
Xiao Xuance was anxious: "You guys are still unreasonable! Lao Tzu just sat down for a while!"
Before he finished speaking, the slap was already in the face.