Chapter 2 Gul'dan
Hiro climbed the courtyard wall of the mansion and easily jumped into the forest park behind the mansion. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
The atmosphere in the forest park is very quiet, in Shanghai, a city where the pace of life is as fast as driving a train, few people can calm down and leave their material troubles behind to take a walk in the forest park, in the morning there will be an old man who plays Tai Chi and an old woman who twists Yangge, but there is basically no one in the afternoon.
Hiro looked around, and didn't see anything special, too, if the oriental monster in Li Lan's mouth was so easy to find, it would have been in the newspapers a long time ago.
Not immediately finding out that the new neighbor was not a big problem, Hiro had a lot of time, and there lived another friend of his in the woods of this forest park.
Hiro followed the path in the woods, and then turned into a forest where no one had ever been, and there was a rockery, and there was a relatively large hole under the rockery, and at this moment a big yellow dog was curled up there, sleeping soundly.
"Gul'dan, wake up, it's all sunburning. Hiro shouted in the language of the beast.
"Let me sleep a little longer......" Guldan, the big yellow dog, twisted his body unceremoniously and aimed his meaty ass at him.
Hiro stepped up to it with four fleshy feet and nudged its huge ass, but Gul'dan did not react to his actions, which made Hiro sigh.
Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and where there are cats, it is not much worse, when Hiro was reborn and awakened under the spiritualism, he came to explore the forest park, and met the overlord of the forest park - a big yellow dog named "Guldan".
Although its name is Gul'dan, it has nothing to do with the legendary evil warlock, and I believe that the orc warlock Gul'dan is not willing to admit that he has a relationship with this dog, and the only similarity may be that it is not human to the real Gul'dan in the "Warcraft" movie, nothing more.
Gul'dan is a big yellow dog that is addicted to eating, sleepy, and lazy, which is why he has been in a straight line for the past two months.
Hiro never knew how such a dog could survive in the forest park as a wild dog for so long and so moisturized, which was simply the eighth largest unsolved mystery in the world, until Hiro found out later that the old ladies and grandfathers who came for morning jogging and tai chi liked it very much, and often brought it food, and the puzzle was solved.
As a hard-working cat star, Hiro thinks that even if he is a beast, he should not be so lazy, so he has many condemnations of Guldan's pig-like lifestyle, but it is only a verbal condemnation - with Guldan's combat power, ten Hiro may not be its opponents, and among the cats and dogs in Shanghai, Hiro feels that Guldan's combat power should be ranked in the top five.
"Wake up. Hiro nudged Guldan's big ass again, "There's a new occupant on your territory, and you're not going to check it out?"
"New occupants?" Gul'dan's eyelids lifted slightly.
"Maybe it's an Oriental monster, my master said it's a vixen. Hiro said in the language of the beast that their conversation might be just "meow meow" and "woo woo" in the eyes of humans.
"Youkai?" Guldan scoffed, "Last time, that tanuki monster used its illusion in front of me to show off its might, and advertised that it could scare passers-by in the park, so as to establish its identity as the first demon king of the forest park, but it was put in a cage and taken away the next day. ”
"That's an exception. Hiro stroked his beard with his little black paws, "Normal youkai won't compete with you for the title of 'Forest Park's No. 1 Demon King of the World'. ”
Still huddled in the cave, Gul'dan looked like he couldn't get out of bed, and asked, "What's funny?"
"The mountain of the Great Demon King of the Mixed World will not have only one forest park. Hiro recalled the martial arts and underworld novels he had read in his previous life, "You should occupy at least one street, and you must have a few followers." ”
"Makes sense. Gul'dan nodded, "You're my first subordinate." ”
"Don't. Hiro shook his head, "The last time I kicked you in the ass, you didn't react for a long time, it's a shame to follow a boss like you." ”
Ten seconds later, with an angry "Dead black cat, I'm going to bite your throat", Gul'dan finally emerged from the nest.
Hiro climbed the tree briskly, glanced at Gul'dan with teeth and claws below, and thought to himself that this guy was finally willing to get up.
Hero jumped down from the tree and said, "Let's stop messing with you, let's go find the new neighbor." ”
Having said that, Gul'dan still slapped Hiro's ass with his paws, which was considered revenge.
A cat and a dog searched in the forest park for more than half an hour, but they found nothing, but the forest park is very large, and they only discovered the tip of the iceberg in half an hour.
Hiro secretly wanted to make such a big place as a park in Shanghai, where every inch of land is at a premium, which is really a big deal.
A little tired, Hiro and Guldan climbed to the deck chairs that can be seen everywhere in the forest park to take a nap, there is a lot of space on the deck chairs, even if Guldan's ass is large, it will not make Hiro feel crowded, and it is precisely because of Guldan's hairy and fleshy big ass that Hiro can rely on, but it is more comfortable.
"Guldan, oh, you're so dirty, it's been a long time since you've taken a shower. Hiro took a closer look at the lazy dog's fur and patted it with his little paws in disgust.
"It's only about four weeks. Gul'dan lay lazily on his stomach.
"How about a shower at my house? Hiro asked, as a reborn being, he retains the cleanliness of human beings, and is not very tolerant of dirty things, which is why he can't help but do so many chores.
"I don't like bathing. Gul'dan was still lying there motionless.
"But you're too dirty, aren't you itchy with lice?" asked Hiro.
"Then you can help me scratch it. Guldan's voice grew softer and softer, as if he was about to fall asleep, and after a few seconds, the dog's heaval purr rang out.
"......" Hiro was speechless at the speed at which he fell asleep so quickly, and while there was no one around, and the only dog slept so soundly, Hiro took care of himself and wanted to play some little witchcraft that he had mastered.
There are all kinds of manifestations of witchcraft, such as those who take a large water tank and stuff a large number of scorpions and centipedes to mix together, those who directly chant spells and launch fireballs, those who take a straw man and stick needles into it and silently chant "I curse you not to die well", and those who run to the cemetery and shout "The undead are revived" and then a large number of seeping skeletons crawl out, all of which are supernatural things.
Hiro had studied some of his master Li Lan's occasional practice of witchcraft, and if the treasure hunt of the ruined dark wizard Li Lan was to the extent that he could find a hundred-dollar bill, then Hiro, as a cat with thin magic, could only find a fish bone - he still didn't know whether the fish bone he found with the treasure hunt was really effective, or an accident.
Shaking his head pretendically, Hiro's little paw swirled in the air, and then a little in the middle - nothing happened.
Well, black magic like "Evil Spirit Summoning" is not to the extent that a kitten can use it.
Gul'dan suddenly shuddered, and a spirit crawled up.
Hiro asked, "What's wrong?"
"Oh my mother, I've had nightmares, so many female ghosts!" said Guldan, fearfully.
Hiro thought to himself, it seems that the effects of his witchcraft are not useless.
"Your smell is really bad, come, come to my house, I'll take you a bath." Hiro shoved Guldan's body in an attempt to bring the fat fellow home.
"Hey...... Is it you who just used the magic spell?little kitten?" a crisp female voice sounded in Hiro's ears.