Chapter 110: Why Are You So Hard to Serve?
Jun Moxie shook his waist, waved his hand and called Xiao Er, honestly and unceremoniously ordered the wine and food, did not pay attention to the price of the dishes at all, directly called a big table, and sent a pot of fragrant tea to the shopkeeper happily, and then told the kitchen to prepare it quickly.
The handsome man in front of him looks like a rich man, this seat, but he can make a lot of money. But I know there that this noble son in front of him is indeed a veritable hollow old man, and he has no money to order a dish, and he has no money to order a large table of dishes!
"What's your name?" The man in black on the opposite side looked at Jun Moxie, his eyes still rigid and without the slightest fluctuation. Jun Moxie found that this guy was actually able to cultivate to the point where even his eyes could change at any time and he could take a constant weird step!
"Do you have to ask the name?The name is just a mark, so why bother!" Jun Moye looked at him a little helplessly: "How good is it to have a good drink? After drinking, you go yours, I go mine, isn't it happy?"
"! You are both a divine sense probe and a behind-the-back tracker, chasing behind Ben Gongzi, as annoying as a fly, is it just to have a drink with me? Are you stupid to be this child?" The man in black scolded coldly: "Don't play with this son, what's the purpose, say it happily!"
"Okay, good, I'll be honest, why are you making such a big fuss and making a lot of noise. Jun Moxie smiled gently, made a heartfelt gesture, and his face became extremely serious after smiling.
Although the man in black was indifferent, he couldn't help but be interested in him, and asked coldly, "What is the reason?"
Jun Mo Xie poured out his heart and lungs and said: "Actually, the real reason is the sauce purple drops: when I saw you for the first time, I found that you were like a firefly in the dark, emitting a dazzling light that could not be concealed by the polar night...... Your heroic appearance makes me feel a strong feeling of dizziness, and makes me feel that if I can't invite you to drink this drink, it is simply a heinous and heinous sin, and even if I experience the deep remorse of three lives and three lives, it can't make up for the kind of regret in my heart that is so painful that my intestines are broken...... So even though I don't have any money, I'm determined to ask you for a drink......"
"Stop!" The indifferent god on the face of the man in black finally changed, and the transcendent god sè who ignored all beings in his eyes finally fluctuated. I saw him raise his head, roll his eyes and look at the ceiling for a long time, looking like he was about to faint, and then shook his head twice, before suddenly slapping the table: "Bastard! What the hell are you talking about?
"Am I not clear enough? I mean that...... You and I have a fate! Affection has been linked for several lifetimes, in the last life, I am a man, you are a woman......" Jun Moxie's face was serious, affectionate and affirmative, and the god in his eyes was full of sincerity and undoubtedness: "...... You're my wife!"
"Fuck you! Why don't you die!" The man in black has been cultivating for more than a thousand years and disappeared in an instant, and his face became the face of the bottom of the pot in an instant, and the two hands on the table had goosebumps at a speed visible to the naked eye, and his body, which was originally as stable as a mountain, trembled slightly, as if it was a bleak and cold night, and he couldn't bear the cold...... "I know you have doubts, but it's true." Jun Moxie said bitterly: "If you still don't believe it, you can go underground and ask, although our relatives in the previous life are no longer there, but the soul is still there; if you can ask, I believe they will definitely give you a positive answer!
I'm going to kill myself and then I'm going to ask?! The man in black, who was about to collapse, pressed the table with both hands, made a posture of raising his arms, gritted his teeth, there was fire in his eyes, and even his breath became heavy, and he said word by word: "Boy, do you think this boy is very funny?
While speaking, the green tendons on his forehead also jumped suddenly, and there was actually some crazy anger in his eyes!
For more than a thousand years, it seems that no one has ever been able to make himself angry to this extent; no matter when, he has maintained the graceful demeanor of the son of the turbidity world, even if he is facing the pursuit of the whole world, he has not changed his face, he is detached and free, even if he is nine deaths and a lifetime, he is also chic and calm, from the heart; but now that he has met this kid, how can he be so rare to be broken by his mood in a few words! How can his state of mind be so unstable!?
However, what he said was also ...... Disgusting...... Looks like no one can stand it, right?
"Look at you...... I said there is no purpose, you have to let me say it, but I really did...... You don't believe it!" Jun Moxie innocently spread his hands: "Why are you so difficult to serve?"
As he spoke, he squeezed his eyes: "Say it again...... Even if I really have a purpose, do you think I'm going to tell you just because you ask? You seem to be a little too naïve, although naïve people are very cute, but it is very difficult to survive in such treacherous rivers and lakes, although your strength is very good, but it is not enough to deal with the strange and unpredictable rivers and lakes, you have to listen to me......" Jun Mo said earnestly.
The man in black suddenly "suddenly" exhaled a long breath, this breath, for five minutes, blew the scene for five minutes, blowing Jun Moxie on the other side to stop speaking abruptly, his hair was flying, and his clothes were fluttering and fluttering, which showed that the previous breath holding had reached the peak that ordinary people's lung capacity could not bear it at all...... He then slammed the table again and shouted, "Little Er, why haven't the wine and food come up yet? Do you want to go to the field to plant now?
He pinned his head, and he didn't look at Jun Moxie, lest he see that hateful little white face again, and he couldn't help but force his hand to force out this kid's lively and annoying tongue at the great danger of aggravating his injuries and exposing his whereabouts!
I also felt a little helpless in my heart: Lao Tzu has lived for more than a thousand years, and he has never seen such a superb person! It's so fucking...... It's infuriating!
In my previous life, you were a woman and I was a man, and you were my wife...... Ben Gongzi really relied on it! Just live for more than a thousand years with this son, which is enough for you to turn your kid for more than ten lifetimes, right?!
The man in black rolled his eyelids weakly, and suddenly felt that it was really a great mistake to come out this time! If he had known that he would encounter such a superb product after he came out, then Ben Gongzi would rather stay in the seal for another five hundred years...... "Ho Ho Ho Ho...... Uh, this old brother. Jun Moye laughed twice in a creepy voice, and said happily: "May I ask the name of Gao?"
"This old ...... "The face of the man in black rose rapidly, and he took a breath of cool air like a toothache, tilted his head with cracked teeth, and said in a tone that wanted to cry: "You can't talk to people, it's your ancestor's ancestor's ancestor's ancestor's eighth generation...... I don't have the qualifications to call my son a brother?!!!!
"Well, I understand, I'm just an honorific title, why are you upset again...... That...... This old brother, are you Gui Geng this year?" Jun Moxie immediately changed his title, and he had a demeanor that was as good as a stream.
The man in black leaned on the table, grabbed his hair with both hands, tore it twice, and moaned in pain in a voice that was almost weak and breathless: "Can you fucking shut up?!
"It's naturally okay not to speak, so that it doesn't get to the level of life and death, don't you like the title of brother, then the little brother, the old brother, the old brother, the one you prefer?...... Don't look at people with such fierce eyes, people's hearts are fluttering and jumping... In fact, this Danguanlou is very delicious. The last time I came to eat it, it tasted ...... What a fragrance...... Last time, it was someone else's treat, and the meal was so enjoyable, but this time it was my turn to treat, but I didn't bring silver ......"
Jun Mo said with a smile on his eyebrows, smacked his lips with a retrospective taste, and suddenly asked, "Uh...... Although today I said that I would do the ...... But you...... I really didn't bring any money? money, even silver, copper, money, and gold...... Didn't you really bring it?"
The head of the man in black on the table was slightly raised, and he slammed it twice on the table, letting out a desolate sigh...... "It's okay...... You don't have to be so painful...... Jun Moxie patted his chest and comforted: "Don't worry! Isn't it just a meal? Besides, it's not a shame to forget to bring silver, everyone has had this kind of experience, I said that I had a treat, they won't say that you eat white food, I tell you, the last time I was in ......"
The man in black raised his head with tears in his eyes, looked at the young master Jun in despair, and suddenly grabbed Jun Moxie's hands, shook them vigorously, and said without tears: "Brother...... Shall I call you brother? I'll do it all my life...... It's been more than 1,300 years, and I've never served anyone, but today, I'm really serving you...... Will you just shut up?
Later, the man in black was already there screaming, slamming the table with his forehead as he roared...... This kind of painful appearance makes any person see it, and they will feel sympathy spontaneously - how can this girl live as if she has been burst by hundreds of mysterious beasts and the chrysanthemum wheel of rice, and that mysterious beast should be the level and tonnage of the bear, lion and tiger elephant...... The sound was too loud, and it was still a meal at the moment, and suddenly everyone on the first floor of the Danguan Building turned their heads to look at this side, their eyes burning, what does this mean, brother and brother, what's the matter, the movement is still so loud.
Jun Moxie laughed dryly, made a circle with some apologies, and explained: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry for you, my brother has sheep madness, and he is a very good and normal person......"
A sudden realization of the sound of 'oh~~~'.
"You're the one who has sheep madness! You've got a sheep madness!" the man in black raised his arms and shouted with great grief and indignation, and his face was full of anger...... I'm really angry......