The plan to pretend to be her boyfriend went very smoothly, and Hiro looked at the two faces of Bai Yue's father and mother who looked like flowers and looked like a bustard, and he really couldn't imagine that Bai Yue broke through the ground in this muddy living environment and turned into a white lotus flower that came out of the mud and was not stained. August 1st?中文网? ?? (1) .?8?1?Z (8)?.COM

After being asked three times in a row, "Are you really a virgin", Li Yuan fled like a frightened rabbit, he faced Bai Yue's mother, and always had a feeling that he had broken into the kiln by himself, after all, a handsome guy like him obviously didn't need to go to the kiln to solve physiological problems.

So Bai Yue had to stay at home alone to deal with his parents' various problems such as "He really hasn't been in love?" "What about the family conditions?" "Your aunt was originally going to bring you a young man back, are you sure you don't need to?" "It's not that your parents are worried, but your girl doesn't make people worry about ......", when he walked out of the house, Hiro heard Bai Yue let out an angry roar, "I don't need so many boyfriends!!"

Li Yuan and Hiro looked at each other, speechless.

After learning that "Bai Yue's boyfriend" was coming, Li Yuan and the black cat on his shoulder were also warmly received by the girls of Fox Village, in Hiro's words, "they are like zombies who have taken aphrodisiacs after seeing you", while Li Yuan was silent for a moment, "At least these 'zombies' are beautiful, aren't they?"

Hiro remembered the classic line "Come while it's hot", and Li Yuan's gaze became strange.

At this moment, Li Yuan is sitting on the wooden pier at the head of the village, if he is holding a guitar in his arms, it should be the image of a classic country musician, and holding a cat in his arms, it makes him turn into a sunny and warm man full of wheat field atmosphere, many girls in Fox Village have not left the village, let alone been to the city, Li Yuan used this as a talking point to tell these vixens about urban life, just like the image of a merry man, but unlike Li Lan, Li Yuan will not take this opportunity to ask for a phone number or something- Although they don't.

When asked how many girls he had been in love with, Li Yuan pretended to be shy and said, "Not a single one." ”

The eyes of the vixens around them suddenly lit up, but their focus was obviously not quite right, "How many girls have you slept with?"

"Poof-" Li Yuan choked on his own saliva, "this...... Of course, there is no one!"

Hiro never felt that there was anything to be ashamed of a man being a virgin, although it was not a matter of pride, but the eyes of this group of vixens suddenly changed, and after a "cut, boring" sound, the girls left this boring man.

Li Yuan: "What did you give birth to?"

His expression was dazed and innocent, believing that he was already doubting himself.

"They're all vixens. Hiro patted him on the shoulder with emotion.

"How does my brother flirt with his sister?" asked Li Yuan reverently.

"I think even if you change your brother Li Lan ......here," the black cat said helplessly, "I'm afraid he will be at a loss." The female monsters here don't know what innocence and subtlety are, they are not reserved, they are brave to go to bed, they are good at going to bed, they are happy to go to bed, and they are loyal to bed. ”

Hiro was complacent about his perfect summary.

Li Yuan: "......"

After a while, Bai Yue walked over, her expression was painful, as if she had just been tortured by the chili water tiger chair.

"How's it going?" Li Yuan walked over, pretending to be in charge of his boyfriend.

Bai Yue weakly stretched out her hand and made an "ok" gesture, her face was haggard, "It's just that when I went out, I met my relatives and was asked a little question by them." ”

That's definitely not a problem, Hiro thought, this fox village is not a normal village, it is all some female monsters who suck men's yang energy, and it is normal to suck mortal men to the bone, so asking questions is enough to leave a psychological shadow on people.

"They asked me how you were. Bai Yue's expression became even more painful.

"How?

Bai Yue took a deep breath, "I said you were okay, and then they all brushed out a meaningful 'oh~~~', I really didn't react at the time that they were asking about this!"

"What?" Li Yuan didn't understand, "What are they asking?"

Bai Yue didn't answer him and left angrily.

Hiro meditates on Amitabha Buddha in his heart.

As a man, the reflex nerve can be so rough, obviously Li Yuan's child and Li Lan are completely different animals, he is too pure.

After the girl's family left angrily, Li Yuan suddenly realized, "Are they talking about Diao's ability?!"

"Please, don't say it so loudly. This time it was Hiro's turn to get angry, "Can't you just change the word to a mild one?"

"Change the elegant vocabulary?" Li Yuan fell into deep thought, "Reproduction?" After a pause, Li Yuan looked at the black cat unhappily, "You cat, your thoughts are too dirty." ”

Hiro really regrets not calling Jialan, otherwise he would have let Jialan beat him.

In the evening, it was logical to spend the night in the hotel room in Fox Village, where the guest bathroom was surprisingly a natural hot spring, which surprised Hiro and Li Lan.

Of course, what surprised Hiro even more was that he had a lot of various "equipment" prepared in advance in the corner of the bathroom, in addition to the basic equipment of Durex and Yuting, he also showed a number of vibrators and some strange aphrodisiac potions here...... It's hard to imagine who these things are for, especially the two-headed dragon - for two men?

Hiro erased the philosophical picture of King Billy vs. Dark Tong Dawei from his mind, and decided to enjoy the hot springs here with peace of mind, while Li Yuan probed his brain on the wooden wall of the men's bath, looking like he was stealing chickens and dogs.

"Are you still going to peep into the women's bath?" Hiro said in shock, "Don't you think that as long as you put forward this idea, they will take the initiative to lie on you, and you don't need to do anything?"

"No," Li Yuan said heavily, "......I feel like I'm going to be spied on." ”

Hero was silent for three seconds, and in these three quiet seconds he thought about a lot of things, from international fascism and socialist modernization, to the latest progress in quantum science, to the three chapters and four subsections of the Bible in the east, and to the Leibniz formula in advanced mathematics in the west—and finally felt that what Li Yuan said seemed to make sense.

After cautiously soaking in the hot spring men's bath, Li Yuan also carefully locked the door, according to his words, these necessary details are the experience that Bai Yue taught him, men, especially the handsome scum, must be cautious when staying in the guest room here, otherwise you may be chaste the next day, and the married man has become a passive cheating, how bad, although in some aspects, Li Yuan actually has a little expectation in his heart.

......

Hiro wandered around the guest room of the Fox Village Hotel, where many people have recently lived, most of them are dressed in suits and leather shoes, and women are dressed in different ways, most of them are members of the Fox Village who have returned from outside, in order to worship their ancestors for the upcoming Qingming Festival.

Bai Yue will choose this time to come back, mainly to worship her ancestors, and as for bringing her boyfriend back to deal with her parents' nagging, it is secondary.

When the filial sons and grandsons of human beings worship their ancestors, they basically burn some paper money on the graves of their ancestors, crying twice without saltiness, and sometimes crying for a long time without two tears.

Every Qingming Festival, Yong'an Cemetery is very lively, stunned to turn the deserted cemetery into a dance scene of grave jumping, a group of tomb sweepers, some will beat gongs and drums and cry, some people will be quieter, drop the roadside wildflowers just picked, and then leave in a dashing manner, as the task is completed; and then some people stop in front of the grave for ten minutes, "netm is so annoying, go home and masturbate" and then turn around and leave, I don't know if the ancestors underground will be so angry that their faces are full of black blue and tear out of the cracks in the ground.

However, the Qingming Festival in the fox village is very important, if the fox demons who went out at this time can't rush back, they will be criticized by the village chief by name, and then they will invite a special Taoist priest to do something or something, in short, all foxes must be present.

A group of fox monsters invited to practice the master heard that it was from Wudang Mountain, Hiro thought to himself, these fox spirits are not afraid of being subdued by the Taoist priest on the spot? Later, I thought that most of the fox village are beautiful women, even if they are iron-faced and selfless Taoist priests, seeing a group of warblers and warblers Yanyan twisting their waists in front of you, I am afraid that I can't do it, not everyone is Fahai, monks in modern society can marry wives and have children, and the Taoist priests in Wudang Mountain can understand that they are lustful, after all, they can't violate humanitarianism.

Hiro didn't take two steps in the corridor of the hotel, and he saw a young man in a military uniform standing in front of him, with a mentally retarded expression of "cuteness", and then regardless of whether the black cat agreed or not, he squatted down and touched Hiro's head, "I didn't expect there to be such a cute kitten!"

Hiro looked up and thought to himself, is this young man the master who invited him to do it?

"Do you know how to speak beast language?" asked the young Taoist priest, squatting excitedly.

"Yes. Hiro raised his eyelids, "Are you the presiding master of the Fox Village's Qingming Ancestor Worship?"

"He's not a master, is he? "The young Taoist priest's face is very delicate, and at first glance he belongs to the kind of simple and fresh category, and he looks like he is not over 2o years old," My name is Zhou Bai. ”

"Master Zhou, I'm glad to meet you. Hiro held his head up, "My name is Hiro." ”

......

White moonlight shrouded the grassy slopes.

Su Daji sat on this grassy slope, her body almost completely condensed into substance, and she looked no different from an ordinary person.

She hugged her knees and looked at the scenery of the fox village in the distance, and a sense of loss rose in her heart that she didn't know how many years had not existed.

Her expression had lost the charm and seduction it should have, and she looked like one of those young girls with sad faces after a recent breakup, a small white flower that kept swaying in the night breeze.

"What am I after?" no one answered her.

The dark woods and fields in the distance were covered with a layer of silver frost by the moonlight, like the scene left behind by the continuous winter snowfall, and in her vision, thousands of mountains and birds flew away, and thousands of people disappeared.

Her blank gaze scanned back and forth at everything in heaven and earth, she was like every unwilling resentful spirit, she had an unresolvable obsession, but she couldn't recall what she was attached to, even if she racked her brains to tear her scalp, she couldn't figure out the reason and meaning of her existence in the world.

This confusion lasted for countless years in the alternation of years minute by minute, until she chose to live in the bracelet and fell into an eternal dream, allowing herself to fall into an eternal sleep that was no different from death.

"Who is the one who woke me up?" Su Daji looked up at the starry sky.

Her eyes twinkled with countless crystalline stars, lonely in the dark universe, like billions of fireflies floating on the meadow on a summer night, shining little by little.