Chapter 49: Stupid

This demon cultivator was unaware of the sudden outbreak of ferocity of the big yellow dog, from the time he was caught off guard and was pressed down, to the process of his black robe being torn into one by one like a beggar, he may have maintained a state of brain failure. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

As a person in the Demon Dao, although this old devil is not a master, he is not a dog that can be bullied at will, but at this moment he is indeed pressed to the ground by the big yellow dog Guldan and humiliated at will, and he may be raped on the spot by this beast in a few seconds.

The old god of the black cat stood aside, with a gesture of pointing at the country and scolding Fang Xuanhu for his fake tiger might, this result was expected, where could a bad old man be Guldan's opponent, the big yellow dog was his royal bodyguard, and the ordinary little minions couldn't even release their skills and were pulled by a fierce grass, just kidding, can the first chaotic demon king in Forest Park be blown out?

When the security personnel who noticed the movement rushed over with submachine guns and full armor, the scene was unbearable to look at for a while, the old man of Demon Xiu was lying on the ground miserably, his clothes turned into pieces of cloth one by one, and his body was covered with Guldan's claw marks - it looked the same as the SM leather whip, this picture was extremely powerful, and several security personnel couldn't help but shed tears of pity when they looked at this scene.

One of the security guards was short of breath, his muscles bulging, his face was red, and he was shy, and Hiro suspected that there might be something wrong with his sexual orientation.

Hiro suddenly became a little worried, although it was the old man who picked up the problem first, but as far as the scene is concerned, the normal police uncle's first reaction must be that this old man was raped by this cat and dog.

Fortunately, the last explanation explained that this group of security personnel finally took the old man away - to be precise, he was carried away, with the injury of the bad old man, he couldn't get out of bed if he didn't lie in the hospital for a few days and nights, and the black cat once again sighed at the bravery of the big yellow dog, and sure enough, he should have been the father of the roaring dog in his last life.

When he was carried away, the old devil who was originally arrogant was already reddened with red eyes, exhaled more and inhaled less, as if he was about to be unable to support it, after all, he had endured this kind of physical and mental double humiliation and blow, this old man was already old and strong if he didn't drive the crane west, and vaguely Hiro heard the old devil say very strongly to the security personnel carrying him: "Don't worry, I can stand it." ”

The security guards red-eyed and said, "Come on!"

Hiro meditated on Amitabha Buddha in his heart, good, good.

The world is still too crazy.

Guldan said without pity: "That guy is too weak, he doesn't even resist, it's not as good as Xiao Er." ”

Hiro didn't know how the old devil would feel if he knew that his strength was inferior to the wolf dog in the forest park in Guldan's eyes.

In the previous attack, the old man was probably frightened, he didn't expect that an ordinary big yellow dog with no aura could suddenly burst out with the power to press his skinny body to the ground, like the Hulk, and the continuous biting was afraid that it would mess up his square inches, otherwise the old man of the Demon Dao should at least be able to resist, and he would not do nothing but scream like a raped little girl.

Putting aside this accident, Hiro rode Guldan to another part of Chinatown, where it is said that there is an elixir pavilion dedicated to the things that the oriental immortal cultivators have concocted.

Just waited for the door, this glass decoration full of science and technology was so luxurious that Hiro mistakenly thought that he had come to the Hang Lung Building in the center of Shanghai, if it weren't for the delicate three-wing revolving door at the door, there were three very distinct words on it, "Xiandan Pavilion" shining in the neon lights, he might have suspected that he was in the wrong place- In particular, as soon as he and Gul'dan walked to the door, a spaceman in a space suit happened to come out of it, carrying a large woven bag in his hand, and some bottles and cans containing pills were faintly visible in the bag.

Seriously, Hiro didn't feel any so-called oriental classical style from here, and the shape of the Xiandange Mansion would have caused him to mistake this place for some super mall.

Walking into the mall, I was greeted by the hot air conditioning and warm current like the Sahara Desert, and after a casual stroll, Hiro saw a word in the window - "Foundation Tsukidan 70,000", and the symbol behind the price tag was the dollar.

Hiro suddenly felt that this ghost place was simply used for money laundering - this looked like the most ordinary pills cost 70,000 US dollars, what kind of immortal cultivators eat money to maintain vital signs? How can they be sold for such an expensive price!

Then he saw a foreigner here excitedly buying a large number of strange "elixirs", and in just a few seconds, he brushed off millions of ......

"Let's go. Hiro didn't think this place was suitable for casual cats and dogs to hang out. And he is not an immortal cultivator, he is not even a demon, if Sao Sao is here, he will definitely be scarlet eyes pierced by the dazzling array of precious pills here, and turn into a hyena that smells blood, trying to steal something here.

Through the connection of witchcraft, Hiro rode on Guldan's back to find Li Lan, Jialan, and Satania and Wienet who were preparing dinner in a restaurant.

"Ah, these two guys!" Satania looked at Hero and Gul'dan in shock, and suddenly she put on an evil smile and said to Hiro, "We meet again, little kitten." ”

Hiro pursed his lips and asked how these two demon clan girls met them, and there was nothing strange about the cause and effect - from ancient times to the present, there have been no fewer girls around Li Lan, and if he wanted, he could ask for the contact information of almost all the single girls in this Chinatown.

"Waiter, I want a glass of wine, the strongest wine, the kind that won't get drunk!" said Satania arrogantly to the waiter who rolled her eyes.

Hiro believed that after she said this arrogantly, the other guests at the table in the restaurant had already paid attention, and the waiter was speechless for a long time, and said cautiously: "We don't have wine that we don't get drunk, Miss, maybe you can change it to juice......"

"What? isn't that even here?" Satania's tone sounded like she wanted to splash the soup in her face, "and a high-end restaurant......

Waiter: "......"

"Shut up!" Venette couldn't stand it anymore, her shame didn't allow herself to watch her good friend, who had always been known for his unbelievable goodness, continue to be stupid here, and every word of Satania seemed to be a gentle slap in the face, "Satania, you give me a little quiet, just drink juice, no alcohol!"

In contrast, Li Lan's expression was very calm, and of course Hiro keenly captured the slightly raised corners of his mouth and the gently twitching facial muscles - he should be holding back a smile, and he couldn't bear it.

And Jialan, the little ancestor, was as expressionless as ever, and she couldn't see any special emotions, and the three-free girl deserved her name, quietly not speaking, drinking juice with a straw in her mouth.

"Eh?!How can you have an atmosphere without drinking......" Satania's expression became even more scowling, "Wienet, do you say you don't know how to drink?"

"How can I not drink!" Wienet was stimulated by her contemptuous expression, and easily fell for the agitation.

"Then a bottle of spirits, what's the easiest to get drunk!" said Satania, with a heroic expression.

"That...... Miss, are you sure?The green ant wine in our restaurant is still very strong, and it is easy to ......get drunk," the waiter saw some bad signs, and persuaded that if the red-haired little ancestor in front of him got drunk here, God knows what kind of moth would be made in the restaurant.

"Let's drink juice. At the critical moment, Li Lan finally spoke, he knew that if he didn't stop the precipice at this moment, there would be endless troubles, and as a buyer, his opinion was naturally the most important.

"Hmph, it's boring. Satania shook her head and said to the waiter, "Here's a KFC family bucket, I've been enjoying this lately." ”

The waiter's face turned pale: "This ...... Not really. ”

"Why isn't there anything here!" Satania was furious, "what kind of shop do you have?" ”

Wienet covered her face in pain—she could almost hear the other guests snickering, and she had no choice but to cover her ears and steal the bell.

recalled this incident afterwards, why the waiters around her didn't surround her and beat her at that time, it was really something that made Hiro puzzled.

After dinner, Hiro, Guldan, Jialan and Li Lan went back to the hotel together, while Venette and Satania went home, Hiro looked at the red-haired and purple-haired girls who were gradually moving away under the light of the street lamp, and breathed a sigh of relief, as if he had just crossed a ninefold catastrophe, really, this was the first time in his life that he had seen someone with a lower IQ than Guldan, and he was actually a member of the demon clan of hell, it was amazing, if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he would never have believed it.

For Vinet, who has been by Sattania's side all these years and has been a nanny and a mother, Hiro can only sigh "I've suffered you all these years......

On the morning of New Year's Day, the waiter at the hotel restaurant prepared a high-end dog food for Guldan, who was almost sleepwalking, and at the same time very considerately prepared a delicate cat food for Gul'dan - but Hiro never ate cat food, so after the waiter left, he poured the pot of cat food into Guldan's dog basin...... And asked Jialan to help him get some normal food.

When Jialan, Hiro, and Gul'dan were about to take to the streets, Satania came out of nowhere—of course, Hiro didn't mind the red-haired girl being their guide in Sky City, but with his superficial knowledge of Satania, he wouldn't have met anything good if he had gone out with her.

Sure enough, they encounter an unexpected robbery on the street.

A werewolf with a black hair face and a height of at least two meters and a half is desperately running away with a bag in his hand, and not far behind this werewolf, an orc woman who looks more "enchanting" than Sister Furong is fiercely chasing, this fierce woman is muscular, burly, and the trembling thing in her chest is not so much the Opai as the pectoralis major muscle, if it weren't for the words "catch the robber" in her mouth, at first glance, I thought that the frightened werewolf Mr. in front of her was the victim.

The werewolf robber rushed towards the location of Hiro and the others, so Satania smiled slightly, took out a trident out of nowhere, and said confidently: "Look at me to catch him!"

As she spoke, Satania rushed forward, she stabbed the werewolf with a trident like a woman who didn't let her eyebrows, looking at the majestic Mulan, especially brave, looking at her confident smile Everyone felt that she was about to eliminate the harm for the people, Hiro almost believed it.

As a result, the werewolf scolded impatiently, "Get out", and with a wave of his hand, Satania and the trident flew away, and rolled several times in the green belt like a leather ball - probably because the plot before and after the sharp turn of the peak, everyone was stunned, and the moth did not kill itself like this.

Satania staggered up from the ground, swaying left and right as if she was punching drunk, and Hiro finally believed that this demon girl was not releasing water, she was really so weak that Gul'dan could knock her over with one of his toes.

The orc aunt behind the werewolf robber chased after him, scared the werewolf into disarray, and crashed into it in a panic: "Get out of the way!"

Jialan was unmoved. She looked at the werewolf who was rampage, gently stretched out a finger, and pointed at the werewolf who rushed over like a subway train from a distance of more than ten meters.

In the next second, the werewolf suddenly began to convulse and foam at the mouth as if he had had a stroke, and fell to the ground, with a posture of a sheep having a seizure, which startled everyone around him - among the onlookers present, only Hiro could feel the huge magic power that flashed in the air, not surprisingly, it should be a curse spell, but compared to the extremely delayed curse spell of a normal dark wizard, in Jialan's hands, any curse was no different from instantaneous witchcraft, as long as she wanted to.

Of course, the orc aunt will not let go of this good opportunity, she sat on the werewolf's back like Tarzan pressed on the top - at that moment, maybe it was an illusion, there seemed to be a sound of broken vertebrae, and the werewolf robber who was foaming at the mouth under the orc aunt was crooked after almost spitting out all the bile, probably a whimper, and even a return to the light.

To tell the truth, Hiro felt that the orc aunt sat down on the top of Mount Tai, even Gul'dan might not be able to bear it, and the heavens and the earth trembled...... The werewolf's expression was like someone had been driven into the ground with a piledriver, and it was better to live than to die, and he was afraid that he would have to be half paralyzed before entering the game.

Looking at the robber who was ridden under him by the aunt, passers-by showed sympathy and pity, as if the werewolf was the victim.

"Huh...... What's going on......" Satania walked out of the green belt in a daze, her face disgraced, like an African refugee smuggled across the border, and her dazed and confused look like a young child.

"It's all your credit. Jialan smiled and said to Satania.

"What, really?" "Satania, who came back to her senses, became refreshed, as if she had just been reborn from the resurrection point full state, "Hahahaha, this girl is going to be a woman of the Great Demon, this kind of little minion ......"

Hiro wanted to tell her that a woman who became a great demon and a woman who became a great demon could be interpreted two meanings, and one of them was very obscene, but he looked at the simple smile of the red-haired girl who kept making stupid noise, and finally didn't say much.