400 Books The Second Prank
Zhou Shusheng is afraid of trouble, and he acts to avoid trouble, but in front of the sick princess, his characteristic is not obvious. This time he jumped off the Ferris wheel not to be angry with the sick princess who lost her temper, he was simply trying to meet the needs of his princess.
The tourists who witnessed this scene under the Ferris wheel were all stunned, and the sick princess was even more shocked than them. After landing, Zhou Shu covered his face with a coat, avoiding the crowd who were facing him with his mobile phone, and ran out with the princess in his arms without saying a word, and finally got out of sight.
"I'm very happy. After the two left the amusement park, the honest sick princess said. She stared at Zhou Shu's face, looking at it very seriously, as if she was looking at this face for the first time. Zhou Shuyi 180's height is slightly taller than the sick princess, but the sick princess's eyes seem to be from top to bottom, although physically she looks up, but mentally she definitely looks down.
Zhou Shu felt that the atmosphere was a little strange, and he was forced to hold back by this sharp gaze. "You can see my heart is furious. He never hid his fear of his princess.
"Do you have anything to do with your heart?" look me in the eye and answer me like that. β
"Perhaps...... Yes. Zhou Shu thought of Yu Feiniao.
In Zhou Shu's opinion, he wanted to marry Ula Mystery out of responsibility, just because she was Ula Mystery, so it was impossible for him to leave her alone, and he promised to do so. The sick princess's side is a real long-term love, a real relationship from scratch, which is difficult to give up.
As for Yu Feiniao...... Zhou Shu couldn't figure out what this guy who came out halfway was. Her body can't even be considered human. Strictly speaking, it should be *. Yu Feiniao's body is one thing, and the benefits that the living human race can bring are another.
Responsibility, Affection, *...... Zhou Shu felt that his heart was about to be squeezed by these three words.
The sick princess is able to see through lies. So Zhou Shu didn't plan to lie, but there were some things that he still had to hide from her.
"Is it another thing that can't be sued me for the time being?" sighed the sick princess, it was not the first time she had been rejected like this.
Unlike the Book of Summoning and the Library, Lord Zhou never intended to sue Princess SΓΉ Sick about Yu Feiniao's matter. Even if he became a servant of Yu Asuka, he didn't plan to say it.
Become another woman's servant. If the eldest lady knew about this, she would definitely be sad, right? Thinking of this, Zhou Shu's mood suddenly turned bad, and he wanted to find a place to have a drink.
Sun Egg rummaged through the files of past missions for a day, and finally found the identity of the man in his dream in a very conspicuous place.
"It's strange why I forgot about him. β
He gritted his teeth in the living room of his hotel room with his computer in his hand, and he never felt like he was an idiot like he does now. The boy in the dream is a high school student and a Tibetan monk who made the five-billion-dollar incident before.
"Damn, this guy is really cheating......"
The death of the Tibetan monk was recognized by the HERO platform. And the platform said that it had examined the body on its side. If the Tibetan monk is not dead, then he can use his ability to remotely manipulate what the coroner sees, and the coroner's report is naturally not credible.
"Oh no, what can I do about this...... Sun Dan was worried on the side, the turmoil that this high school student brought to the killer world was too big, and he was definitely a troublesome person.
Generally speaking, people who cheat on death will not come out again to cause a storm, but will use another identity to find a quiet place to live a peaceful life. But after the sun egg dreamed, it was almost certain. This guy seems to be plotting something, and he will meet him soon.
Just what you see in your dreams. Sun Dan couldn't be sure whether the Tibetan monk was friend or foe, at least he was just talking to him in his dreams. Sun Egg doesn't feel that his mental power can fight against the brain power of the Tibetan monk, as long as it is an attack method, it must hit the target, with the brain power of the Tibetan monk, he can only be dragged into the illusion when he fights, and he can't move him at all.
Sun Dan knows himself very well, if he is facing such a person who can unilaterally torture and kill him, he will not stand opposite him in a grand manner, unless this guy is a friend and not an enemy.
Xiong Xijue saw that her husband frowned, and she was very unhappy and sad, and she tried to cheer up. Leaned over and asked worriedly, "What's wrong, are you okay?"
Sun Dan nodded and said with relief: "It's okay, you play with you, I'm thinking about work." β
Xiong Xijue didn't know what the so-called work of the Sun Egg was, although the Sun Egg hinted at it vigorously. wanted her to guess her profession little by little, but Miss Xiong didn't have that wisdom at all, and she didn't have the heart to guess.
"Little Bear, you wait here, I'll go out. Sun Egg grabbed his bright yellow coat and teleported half of the person away.
When the sun egg reappeared, it was in the living room of Zhou Shuxin's house, "Eh, isn't the newcomer there?" There are only two people in the house, Wu Lami and Princess Fuhu, and the other members are all going out. Normally, this family is always full for dinner, but now it seems very deserted.
Ula was accustomed to this guy's elusiveness, and replied, "Is there anything wrong?" β
Sun Egg is very efficient, and the same is true for phone calls. He made two phone calls from others, and in addition to informing Zhou Shu that there was a situation on his side, he also notified Yu Feiniao.
Yu Feiniao claimed that the superpower of the sun egg was immortal magic, and now another person who knew immortal magic appeared, so it was necessary for Yu Feiniao to understand this matter.
When he received the call, Zhou Shu and the sick princess were drunk in the restaurant, but they were all pretended. Their bodies are not so easily affected by alcohol, and they have no scruples about chatting because they are drunk, so the two who want to talk freely choose to pretend to be drunk at the same time.
Zhou Shu made it clear to the sick princess that he had a lot of things that he couldn't say, and asked for forgiveness. This kind of line is definitely playing suicide to say to a stupid vulgar girl, and after saying it, she will definitely be asked by the collar and pointing at her nose. "What the hell are you hiding from me? Who is that person? You tell me her phone number, where is the head of her family?"
The sick princess was very unhappy when she saw Zhou Shu's embarrassment, but she couldn't do anything about him. A meal of wine was drunk with sighs.
After receiving the notice, Zhou Shu began to walk home. Along the way, he took the hand of the sick princess into the house, and did not let go of Ula Mystery and Yu Feiniao, who teleported over, this is his promise and oath.
Zhou Shu is thick-skinned, and the sick princess still has a face, he saw his second sister staring at the hand he was holding, and quickly shook it off, and interrupted: "What about Sonya?" Sonia is the princess of Messy Hair, the grand duchess of Sonia of the Red Moon Country.
Princess Fuhu shrugged, "Said it was out." I didn't come back. Elle didn't come back either. "Kelly is the Golden Knight's real name.
Sun Egg has already told Yu Feiniao about the matter, the incident of the Tibetan monk has little to do with the traversers, and it doesn't matter if there are one or two of them in this meeting. Yu Feiniao saw Zhou Shu holding the hands of other girls, smiled and shook his head, indicating that he didn't care about this.
The temperament of the living human race is very different from that of ordinary people, and they are quite indifferent to many things, and their personalities are not intense. It's calm. Yu Feiniao told her a little about the news she got from the Sun Egg, she didn't know that the immortal technique provided by the immortal cultivator actually had the ability to predict such a fortress as Meng. She is a scientist. Not at all convinced that the future was predictable.
You must know that from a physical point of view, some are just the constant movement of matter, and the concept of time itself is only a unit of measurement, and there is no zΓ i. How can such a thing that the so-called future has not yet happened, that is, the movement of matter that has not yet been achieved, be foreseen in advance?
In addition to the prophetic dream, traveling through time, returning to the past and the future or something in Asuka seems to be nonsense. None of the current assumptions that can travel through time and space are possible, and some are merely play on words using physical means. Not time travel in the true sense of the word.
After repeating what Sun Dan said, she made her position clear, "I don't believe in prophetic dreams, although I don't study magic and immortality, but I'm a researcher, and I don't believe in this kind of unscientific thing." But I believe in the sixth sense, which is a phenomenon that absolutely exists and cannot be explained. I think Mr. Sunegg's description needs to be taken seriously. β
"Well, we value. Zhou Shu felt that he couldn't talk to scientists a little bit. "And then, if the Tibetan monk is not dead, how can we be sure of that?"
When he asked this sentence, Zhou Shu turned his head towards Ula Mystery. He felt that it was most convenient and quick to throw this question to his girlfriend to answer.
Ula shrugged, "Try to buy his life again on the killer platform?"
Sun Dan was frightened when he heard this idea, "This is forcing him to go against us......"
"Just kidding. Ula shook his head and said that he had no idea about this matter: "As for the person who cheated on death, if he doesn't want to come out, then we can't find him at all." Where is his body now, and if it is still there, maybe there is a chance. β
"It's gone, it's long burned to ashes. "Sun Egg knows very well what the corpse chasers do with the corpse. "So I'm bringing useless news, right?"
"It's not useless. Ula reassured: "You have reminded us that we should usually make up our minds, if the Tibetan monks oppose us again, then what we see with our eyes may not be true. βββ
The princess went out for a stroll at noon, went to the door of the fruit shop opposite the blockaded villa area, and sat there for a day.
The young man who had been parasitized by her hair was still working there, and he weighed at most seventy pounds now, and his face was like that of a zombie, and he didn't look like he would have much to live.
Princess Rancher believed that the man must have recognized herself, after all, her hair was such a clear marker, he could not recognize it, there was a ghost. She was eager to talk to the man, to ask him why he had stuck gum to her hair in the first place, and to tell him that he was hurting him. But unfortunately, the two don't understand the language.
The bad-hearted Princess Rancher is very fond of watching those who provoke her suffer, and when she was in the Red Moon Principality, she always visited prisoners in her dungeon when she was in a bad mood. Listening to their insults and mocking their prisoner status is a favorite pastime for Princess Rancher.
The sick princess is not the only one who is in a bad mood, and she, the Grand Duke of the Principality, also has a bunch of things to deal with. Compared with the sick princess who had a fake body, the princess with random hair who ran out secretly was more anxious. She felt that if she didn't hurry back. If you don't do it well, someone will stand up and rebel against you.
She knew that cranky thoughts would not help, but there was nothing she could think of, so she chose to sneak out today to have fun and relieve her mood.
Due to the language barrier, Princess Rancher felt that just looking at this guy's miserable appearance was not refreshing enough. "How do you stimulate him?" She, the eldest duchess, had a lot of bad ideas, and immediately went to the small supermarket next door to buy a pack of chewing gum. Then he went back to the fruit shop and found the man with a smile on his face and handed him a piece over.
The hapless young man pursed his lips and looked at the woman in front of him and the chewing gum in her hand, his expression frozen. He had already recognized the woman in front of him, but he didn't expect this person to hold such a grudge, and today he came to visit him on purpose.
He knew that he was sick, but he didn't know what it was, and he went to the hospital to find out that there were shadows all over his body. The high and terrible medical costs directly made him choose to give up the treatment and live one day at a time. He originally planned to go back to his hometown and wait for death, but considering his funeral expenses and the money to buy a cemetery, he resolutely chose to continue to work in the last days of his life and drill out the coffin.
Before meeting Princess Rancher today, he didn't connect his illness to the gum prank on the day of his illness. Now that he saw Princess Rancher, he felt that he had probably suffered retribution. Facing the gum handed over. He laughed awkwardly twice and took it, stuffed it in his mouth and chewed it. Then he ran away in a panic.
When Princess Ranfur saw his death-threatening expression, her mood instantly improved. He grabbed the peach he bought and grinned and ate it, ready to wander home for a while.
Not long after, the unfortunate young man came to him with a fruit basket and motioned for Princess Ranfur to take it.
"Hmph, you know it's wrong?"
It is very scary for women to be cautious, but they can usually show a generous side when they show weakness in the opposite face.
The princess accepted the fruit basket, and the man in front of her stretched out his right hand to shake his hand. She, the Grand Duke, didn't think much about it. I just shook it, and then something terrible happened.
Wildhair felt a sticky sensation in her palm as she held that hand, which made her scalp tingle for a moment. "This, this is ......" Princess Rancher looked into the palm of her hand, something she was familiar with, strictly speaking, she was the only one of her seven sisters who knew it.
It's a man's semen.
That skinny young man has devoted his whole life to playing pranks on girls. He was taunted just now, he went back to the lounge and jerked off, and then ran back and forth to salute the stingy woman of the messy princess.
After the treacherous plan succeeded, he put on a very underserved expression with the posture of a victor, and looked at the princess with contempt.
Princess Rancher had never felt such a great frustration in her life, and she had never been so insulted. She looked at the dirt in her palms, her mind went blank, and all her thoughts were squeezed out of sight by the inflated anger.
"Very good, very good ......"
The Messy Hair Princess's chest rose and fell, her heart pounded, and she left the fruit shop trembling. She felt that she was about to explode, and she should cut off his limbs in front of him, but she knew very well that even if she killed herself, she would not be angry, and she had to make him even more miserable!
The young man was mentally prepared to be beaten by the woman, and he was also a little surprised to see the woman running away angrily. But he didn't think much of it and went back to work.
Princess Ranfur squatted at the door of the fruit shop, thinking about how to kill the whole family of that guy without a single person, at this time she exuded a fierce murderous aura that made people retreat, and passers-by instinctively avoided it, and all walked around her from a distance.
It is difficult for angry people to think normally, and Princess Ranfur has been squatting until about four o'clock in the afternoon without coming up with any good ideas, but she meets a group of old acquaintances.
From a distance, she saw a group of black suits walking towards a small restaurant, it was the group of little white-collar workers who had sent the promiscuous princess to the hospital for food poisoning.
Because the murderous spirit of the Rancher Princess is so obvious, these guys passing by are also covered in goosebumps, but this also makes them discover the Wildhair Princess.
"Eh, she'......"
This group of people was very impressed by the foreign girl who squatted in front of the company before, for them, this girl was the person they had protected together, and satisfied their desire to protect. Now seeing the girl squatting on the side of the street again, their sympathy and love suddenly burst out, and they all came together.
"Miss, do you remember us?" the little white-collar workers surrounded the promiscuous princess, all with flattering smiles on their faces, bending over and pointing to their faces in a soft voice, "What about me, do you have any impressions?" β
Princess Rancher guessed the meaning of their words by looking at the gestures, and looked up a few times.
"Great, I knew she knew she knew us. β
"It's been a long time, what are you sitting here? β
"Hey, why do you look unhappy, is there any trouble?"
Princess Ranphax is not an independent woman like her eldest sister and second sister, she is very good at using men, otherwise after finding out that there is something wrong with the Knight King and Bai Yueguo, she would not have hurriedly married herself to a duke.
She put on a look on her face that was about to cry, and stretched out her palm, which was full of congealed sperm. After meeting these 'good people', she had already decided that with their help she would take revenge on the young man who had committed the heinous crime.