575 Books Cat's Chastity
Taking a comatose girl home, Secretary Zhou seemed to be the first time he had done such a thing.
This situation is not as fragrant as imagined, and with the ability of the Book of Summoning, Zhou Shu only has the opportunity to be fragrant when he is alone.
He himself avoids having too many emotional entanglements with real humans, but he doesn't want to be startled by the girl he brought home.
At this time, Zhou Shu touched his short hair, embarrassed. Obviously, the girl had already seen what kind of character he was, and it was quite passive. According to the insect bones, the black hair, black eyes and yellow skin are exactly the appearance that symbolizes the royal bloodline. The royal family of the West has been trying their best to maintain this appearance trait, but the results are not good, the yellow skin can no longer be recovered, and the black hair and black eyes are trying to retain most of them.
Zhou Shu didn't know very well how conspicuous his face was in this world, so for the sake of safety and not to cause trouble for himself, he hid his face. Now fully exposed to a freckled girl, it made him a little overwhelmed, but soon he saw it away.
It's seen to be seen, it's nothing, just to test the reaction of ordinary people when they see me......
Zhou Shu, who was rarely optimistic, quickly regained his composure under the girl's curious gaze, he wanted to say something to this guy who was staring at him, a syllable brewed in his throat for a long time, and finally only said 'hello'.
Whether it is English or Zhoushu's native language, the translator can be translated into the Chinese language of the West. This 'hello' is a 'hello' in the girl's ears, and she also politely replied with a 'hello', and then asked with a puzzled face: "What am I ...... Where?
Zhou Shu was very happy, this girl didn't seem to have a big reaction to herself, the first problem was Wen Yanyue's cat and not her own face.
"Oh, he's here. Zhou Shuxing did not change his name, sat down and did not change his surname, and introduced himself. Then it is stated that the weary moon is injured and taken away by a cat called bow tie.
"What!?, bow tie?" the girl looked shocked, "Are you talking about the white, human-like cat?"
On this continent, the cat god is usually in charge of some less positive things, such as the moon weariness is the god of stealing. Sa is the god of **, as well as the god of disease and the god of deception, all of which are cat gods.
Although few people will worship such gods specifically, and most humans prefer to worship some gods that symbolize good character at home, when facing illness, or when they want to steal or defraud, they will often temporarily pray to these cat gods, and this part of the power will also be conveyed to the cat gods. Therefore, although the cat gods have a mediocre reputation. But the forces are not too weak in general.
Zhou Shu was also shocked when he heard the girl's statement, "You mean, I handed over the unconscious Moon Weaning to that guy, it is likely to be ......" Zhou Shu felt a little absurd, he made a mistake in choosing to damage the virginity of a female cat, what is this......
The girl said that this was very likely, "Even if you are a foreigner, how can you be so careless." How can you just put a lady in the hands of a strange man!!"
Zhou Shu only felt that this kind of thing was absurd, but he didn't feel guilty at all. Can face the girl's inexplicable duties. He didn't know what to say, so he said casually: "You haven't been brought back by a stranger like me, and I haven't done anything to you, can you have only a little faith in that." β
The girl was mentioned by Zhou Shu like this, only to realize that her state seemed to be very dangerous, and immediately covered her chest with her hands and looked at the man in front of her defensively.
Master Zhou swears. I haven't had any activities in that area lately, and it's right that the director has some crooked thoughts about Nati's stupidity. But Nati is also a magic owner-level appearance, and she is quite cute when she doesn't speak, and she will be a little interested in a man. But the girl in front of her can only be said to be average. Although it is more pleasing to the eye than most of the so-called stars on TV, it is not at all attractive for a character like Zhou Shu.
"Oh my God, don't worry, I have a fiancΓ©e. Zhou Shu said a reason that is not a reason, I hope this guy can calm down. He had now figured out what was going on in this world, but he didn't know what the human kingdom was like. With a ready-made indigenous girl in front of him, he was ready to ask.
The girl saw that the man in front of her had distanced herself a little, and only then did she relax a little.
"You really just saw me faint and kindly saved me here?"
Zhou Shu nodded, "Actually, I'm not that kind, if I didn't know that you had something to do with that guy who was tired of the moon, and the tired moon helped me a little, I wouldn't have bothered to bring you back." β
He was telling the truth, and the girl was very relieved to hear it.
"If that's the case, then I'll thank you in advance. But Lord Weary Moon was miserably harmed by you......"
Zhou Shu wondered, is a cat's chastity so exaggerated?
"People are cats and gods, so let's not worry about them. By the way, I don't know what your name is. β
"My name is Haeda, and the guardian deity is the god of the clear sky, and I now believe in the god of theft. Lord Weary Moon is really in crisis now, don't you really know what kind of character the bow tie cat is? Not to mention that Lord Weary Moon is one of the few remaining women among the cat gods, and the ** god doesn't even let go of humans. β
"Even humans don't let go?" Zhou Shu pretended to be surprised, and then asked with a bad breath: "How should cats and humans be combined?"
He was an old man who was well versed in Greek mythology, and there were all kinds of heavy stories in it, and this kind of thing could not arouse his curiosity at all. The reason why he asked this was to teach this little girl a lesson on this topic.
Sure enough, after being asked like this, the little sister of Yuzhi poked her mouth in place speechlessly, not knowing what to say. It can be seen that she has made some permutations and combinations between the woman and the male cat in her head. Obviously, the big socket of the human being, the small bolt that has been a cat should be completely mismatched.
She blushed and didn't speak for a long time, Zhou Shu laughed and persuaded her to stop hearsay and listen to those strange things.
In fact, Yueda really grew up listening to these stories. There are a lot of legends about the cat that is the god of **, and most of them are unsightly. There is no story of a flower thief in this country at all, because there is no such thing. The protagonist must be the ** god who wears a bow tie.
As a girl, Yuzhi knows a little bit, and the metaphor is that the white cat has spoiled anyone, but how it was spoiled Although there is a detailed description in the legend, she herself has never heard of it.
Faced with the man in front of him called Zhou Shu who swore to deny the legend, Yuzhi was also very inactive in telling him the story he knew.
There are fewer recent legends of the gods. Because he committed a big case last year, he didn't dare to discuss it openly in the market.
At this time last year, the cat god broke into the inner courtyard of the West King's Palace and did something crazy to the king's twin sister.
Since then, all the armies of the entire West Country have regarded this ** god as the most wanted criminal. Even if the gods are now gathered together to resist the enemy sun god, the army will bend their bows and arrows at the white cat wearing a bow tie among the gods!
Feather Eda said that the cat even did something different from the princess's race, not to mention the watery tabby cat who was tired of the moon.
Zhou Shu first heard that it was the king's sister who was unlucky, and then heard Yuzhi call her princess. That is to say, the woman has not yet married, and has not become a duchess, countess, or the like with her husband's surname.
It's actually good for a royal family who has not yet married to make such rumors, there are always men who don't mind this kind of thing and are willing to marry her. Maybe in another two years, people will forget about it.
Zhou Shu didn't want to talk nonsense on this issue anymore, even if he wanted to help protect the chastity of a tabby cat, but the white cat didn't know where to go, and he couldn't find it.
Telling Yu Zhi about this situation, she was also discouraged. "It's all your fault, why are you so careless......"
She's just nagging now. It was clear that no one would say no to a god in that situation, and after a few more words, he was relieved, and prayed in his heart for the Moon-weary Lord who fell into the hands of the wicked.
Zhou Shu saw that the girl was clasping her hands into fists and her eyes were closed, and she looked like she wanted to become an immortal, so he quickly shook her twice to wake her up from her pious state.
"Don't sleep yet, I have something to ask you. β
"I just got up. I didn't sleep. The girl looked upset, but still asked, "Is there anything you want to ask?" β
Zhou Shu stared at Yu Zhi for a moment, "What is your relationship with the weary moon, where do you live, I can send you home." β
Haeda shrugged. "My home is in the city, I can go back myself. Lady Weary Moon has helped me a lot before, and he is my benefactor. β
"Oh~~" Zhou Shu pulled a long voice to show understanding, and then pointed to his head and asked a second question, "Your eyesight is okay?
Convinced that he wasn't colorblind, Haeda had been worried about the moon and completely ignored other things around him. Now that she was reminded by Zhou Shuyi, she realized that the person in front of her seemed to be exactly the same as the legendary royal family. Feather Eda was quite straightforward, and she spent two seconds in shock before kneeling on the tattered wooden floor of the room, her knees punctured in several places by the wooden thorns that popped up.
"You, you're a member of the royal family?"
Zhou Shu nodded with a smile, and scolded in his heart. He was full of joy just now, thinking that what the insect bone said about the royal family was fooling himself, because the girl in front of him didn't treat herself as a dish at all. It's good now, the sound of the girl kneeling down just now made Zhou Shu feel that his knees hurt.
In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, he decided to pretend to be a royal family this time, which is simpler.
It was the first time that Master Zhou had been bowed down like this, and he was not used to listening to it, so he was embarrassed to grab the back of his head and let Yuzhi get up first.
As soon as he said the word 'flat body', he found that his local royal family didn't even know a god, so he couldn't say anything.
Sure enough, at this time, Yuzhi's face that couldn't hide things was suspicious, and he looked like he couldn't figure it out.
Zhou Shuxin said that this is okay, this girl doesn't look very clever, let her think about the mess, and it just so happens that she can ask about some things in this world.
As soon as he wanted to speak, he saw that Yu Zhi seemed to have figured out something, and stood up angrily and pointed at Zhou Shu's face. "Why are you so bold as to pretend to be royal? β
"Impersonation?" Zhou Shu touched his nose and face, "Is there something wrong?"
"Of course not!! Yu Zhi pointed his fingers up and down at Zhou Shu's head, "You made up and turned into the appearance of the ancient royal family, and the current royal family is no longer yellow skin!!"
Saying this, the girl grabbed Zhou Shu's arm and rubbed it with her fingers. He said, "Look at the paint I put on you...... Give ......"
Zhou Shu hadn't taken a shower for two days, and the only thing he could rub off on his body was dust. The feather branch who helped Zhou Shu rub the bath became more and more shocked, and when she saw that her skin was rubbed red by herself, she began to wonder if she had misunderstood something, in fact, the skin of the royal family is this color, this person is the royal family, and she thinks too much.
She also suspected Zhou Shu's identity after discovering that he didn't understand God's situation and that his accent was a local accent. Later, I thought that the complexion of the royal family was white, and then I thought that Zhou Shu used makeup to impersonate.
Now she can't figure it out anymore, her eyes are full of stars, and her hands are still holding a big man's arm and rubbing it around.
Zhou Shu suddenly wanted to let this girl go to the bathroom with him to rub herself, and if there was anything to ask together during intimate contact, but thinking that this guy was so concerned about the chastity of the cat that was tired of the moon, he should not be so good at talking and accept himself, so he gave up decisively.
"That. Have you had enough?" Master Zhou patted the girl's head with his free hand, "You are doing this." If an outsider comes in, it's easy for me to tell. β
Haeda was completely confused, his head was heating up, and his thinking activity had stopped for the most part. She was frightened, thinking that her speculation might well be wrong, that she had done such an rude thing to a royal family. When the time comes, it will not be understood by being pushed to a stone and knocked to death.
When Zhou Shu talked to this girl normally again. She fell to her knees again, her face almost touching the ground and apologizing in panic. Zhou Shu liked the current situation, and said that he could finally start asking questions. Before he could speak, the Gray Witch's phone rang.
"Hey, Zhou Shu. I'm almost there, you hurry out and help. β
Zhou Shu now regrets that he didn't have a mobile phone for Nati and Ban Shi'er, and now that they are not there, he can only do this kind of heavy work himself.
Feather Branch, who was almost lying on the ground, remembered that when he had just woken up, this royal family was holding something and talking to someone. She didn't remember the content of the words anymore, she was so frightened just now that many things were forgotten.
Master Zhou grabbed the phone and dealt with it casually, and then hung up.
Looking at the girl prostrate at his feet, he suddenly looked forward to his life after marrying the sick princess and becoming the prince of a country or directly becoming a king.
When he used to read professional books, he had come into contact with many Western knight-themed novels, and he was more familiar with those awkward works with knights' names or even full names as the titles.
In these stories, the relationship between the knight and the farmer's daughter is forever entangled, and it is interesting to think about it now.
Now, as a member of the royal family, he asked Yuzhi to honestly find a sturdy chair to sit down, if there was one in the room. And said that he was going out to do something, and he would ask you something when he came back.
Hearing this, Yuzhi straightened up and nodded, and then watched Zhou Shu leave the room.
Master Zhou put on his hood and jumped into the sky on the roof.
The houses here are all flat-roofed structures, and they already know how to use sinks to prevent rainwater from accumulating, and they feel more down-to-earth when stepping on the roof.
He leapt into the air, then hovered himself in the air with his palms breathing fire.
It's already very satisfying to be able to fly Zhou Shu in this way, I don't feel inconvenient or unsightly, and he still feels stupid to fly like Superman.
Although the Gray Witch has not been reliable in some things in the past, she has mastered the timing of the call back very well. As soon as Zhou Shu ascended to the sky, he saw a large area of Hulala flying over in the distance.
He didn't even have time to think about it, and directly created a large flame to burn the tail of the thing. The Gray Witch flew past Zhou Shu at a very exaggerated speed almost at the same time, then threw out several glass bottles and detonated them, causing patches of glittering mist to surround the two of them.
This thing is a self-defense prop bought by the Gray Witch, which can act as a protective shield on a certain distance, and even the air can be isolated. After Zhou Shu stopped, she finally saw the monster figure that she saw vaguely on the phone.
It's no wonder that the gray witch is afraid of being like this, those striped flying creatures are really disgusting, and they are completely roundworms in a group.
Zhou Shu didn't dare to let this thing stick to him, so he hurriedly opened fire in front of him, spewing out white high-temperature flames. But it didn't work, those disgusting things still slapped him in the face.
Zhou Shu, Gray Witch: "........................"
"Damn, it's really a hallucination!!!"
The Grey Witch looked at the disgusting thing that rushed through her body, and looked up to the sky and roared, feeling unworthy of the experience of being chased like a dog just now.
Zhou Shu also breathed a sigh of relief, he was about to die of disgust just now.
The mass of things suddenly braked after passing through the gray witch, and it didn't stop very steadily at all, and from this point of view that it didn't conform to the laws of physics, it was clear that Ya didn't really exist.
However, while the Gray Witch and Zhou Shu were staring at the disgusting thing, this thing ...... He spoke. (To be continued......)