Chapter Thirty-Eight: You Loser, Bastard!
"Young Master, that's the case, I've successfully cultivated into the Huan Yuan Jue. Immediately, under Ling Mo's narration, Ling Yunfeng knew that the former had successfully stepped into the threshold of Huan Yuanjue late last night, so he was so excited that he couldn't sleep all night, and he ran to tell himself excitedly before it was dawn today.
Seeing that Ling Mo had successfully cultivated into the Huan Yuan Jue, Ling Yunfeng was also happy for him, and then explained some cultivation matters to him before letting him get busy.
"Then, young master, I'll go first, if you have anything to tell me, just do it. Ling Mo said, and then prepared to go out.
However, at this moment, he suddenly looked at Ling Yunfeng with wide eyes and said, "Young Master, you ...... How do you not wear clothes. He hadn't noticed Ling Yunfeng when he was excited just now, and it wasn't until this time that he realized that the young master was undressed just now.
"Uh...... Why does it stink so much, young master, what is this? Is it a potion?" Ling Mo's gaze suddenly caught a glimpse of the cesspool-like bucket in the center of the room, and he immediately walked over to take a look.
"! This is not a potion, this is clearly poop, young master, what are you doing in the room with your enlargement?" When Ling Mo saw the contents of the bucket clearly, he suddenly burst into a sentence, turned his head and covered his nose with his hands, and looked at Ling Yunfeng and asked with a puzzled expression.
Just now, he thought that Ling Yunfeng's injuries were not yet healed, and he was soaking himself in the medicinal herbs given by the doctor, but he didn't know what kind of medicinal herbs were floating in the bucket when he walked over and saw what kind of medicinal herbs were floating in the bucket, which was clearly feces.
"Young master, why does your body stink so much? Huh? Why do you have poop on your body? You didn't take a bath in the poop just now, did you?"
Ling Mo walked to Ling Yunfeng's side, sniffing the smell of the other party's body up close and looking at the other party's body with a little disgust. Thinking of the young master who seemed to have come out of the bucket when he just came in, he suddenly looked disdainful, and his eyes showed a strong look of contempt, as if we kept our distance.
"You mallet, what's the. Ling Yunfeng glared at Ling Mo and said.
"Isn't that bucket poop or something, and these on you!" Ling Mo covered his nose and pointed at the bucket, and then pointed at Ling Yunfeng.
"That bucket is poop? You scumbag, bastard! That bucket is at least a thousand gold worth of elixir.
As for the impurities excreted from my body, do you understand, are they impurities and not stool?" Ling Yunfeng knocked Ling Mo's head angrily and said, this bucket of diluted potion of Quenching Pill, if you take it out and sell it, it will be worth at least a few thousand gold coins, and it was actually said by this guy to be poop.
"But that's obviously poop!" Ling Mo hurriedly dodged, patted the place on his head that was knocked by Ling Yunfeng, and said with a puzzled expression, the things in the bucket looked and tasted exactly the same as poop, how could it be some kind of elixir.
"Alas, forget it, you don't understand! Go and dump this bucket of things for me, get another bucket of water, I want to take a bath!" Ling Yunfeng said helplessly, the liquid medicine in this bucket has been soaked for five days, and it has long been invalid.
"Okay!" Ling Mo covered his nose and helplessly helped Ling Yunfeng pour out the bucket of liquid medicine that was like a manure tank, wash the bucket and replace it with a large bucket of water.
Ling Yunfeng smiled with satisfaction, jumped into the bucket and threw a jade bottle to Ling Mo at the same time, and said, "You take that pill back and dilute it with a bucket of water to soak in the bath, remember that this pill can be soaked for five days, don't soak it for a day and pour out the water." Taking a bath with the medicinal liquid diluted with this pill will be of great benefit to your cultivation in the future. ”
This jade bottle contained Ling Yunfeng's only remaining body quenching pill, because it had the blood-colored liquid in the blood pool and the blood calcination body of the red blood lizard, this body quenching pill would not be of much use to him, so give it to Ling Mo, so that his strength could be improved faster.
Although it is fake that this Quenching Pill is not distressed for Ling Mo, but Ling Mo is already his own person at this time, and giving him the Quenching Pill is also considered to be of full use, and Ling Mo's strength has improved, which will not help him much in the future.
Another thing I have to say is that Ling Yunfeng also deliberately didn't let Ling Mo separate the Quenching Pill to soak again and again, and also wanted him to taste the taste of soaking in the manure tank for five days, who made him despise himself just now, it's good to teach him a lesson.
"Thank you, young master!" Ling Mo hurriedly took the jade bottle with a smile on his face, he knew that now his young master was different, and the things he gave must be good things, which was a good guess for him, but he never expected that he would have five days of miserable days in the manure tank.
Immediately, Ling Mo said hello to Ling Yunfeng and went out to work, he was just a low-level servant, and he had endless work every day.
After Ling Mo left, Ling Yunfeng also took a bath in a hurry, and immediately went to the small hall in the courtyard to eat some breakfast prepared by his mother casually, and then hurriedly walked to the back mountain to continue his daily penance life.
The day passed slowly, and in the evening, when the afterglow of the setting sun poured on the earth, at the bottom of the valley, Ling Yunfeng sat on a boulder bare-chested and rested, his body was blue and red.
"Grunt, grunt!" At this moment, a sudden gurgling sound came from his lower abdomen, Ling Yunfeng couldn't help but smile slightly bitterly, obviously his stomach was protesting again, and then Ling Yunfeng had no choice but to pick up his clothes and hang them on his shoulders to prepare to go back, it was not early at this time, it was time to go back.
However, at the moment when Ling Yunfeng just stood up, his eyes suddenly glanced more than ten meters in front of him, and after being slightly stunned, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "It seems that today's food has improved, I have been eating those things for the past few days, and the birds are about to fade out of my mouth, and I have no physical strength at all." ”
At this time, there was a black hare walking more than ten meters in front of him, and it was obvious that Ling Yunfeng had found this prey.
Immediately, Ling Yunfeng tiptoed down the stones, squatted down and reached out on the ground to touch a pebble the size of a baby's fist.
"Whoosh!"
"Bang!" The stone, the size of the baby's fist, left Ling Yunfeng's palm, let out a whoosh, turned into a gray shadow and shot towards the rabbit, instantly smashing on the opponent's head, instantly smashing its head into a bloody blur. The black rabbit's body immediately fell to the ground, and its limbs twitched a few times unwillingly before it stopped moving.
"Hehe! It seems that today's delicious food can't run away!" Ling Yunfeng stood up with a slight smile and walked over to pick up the hare lying on the ground.
Immediately, Ling Yunfeng lifted the hare to a smooth stone, took out a dagger to remove the hare's internal organs, stripped off the fur, and then took it to a nearby stream to clean it, and then cut the whole hare into small pieces of meat and dried them on the stones on the side.
After doing this, Ling Yunfeng dug a soil pit in the ground, then placed two flat stones on both sides of the soil pit, and then threw a large pile of firewood into the soil pit to light a fire.
After about a moment, the firewood in the fire was finally burned out, and the flames were extinguished, leaving only a pile of reddish coals in the pit.
At this time, Ling Yunfeng flipped over his palm and took out an iron frame with a length and width of about forty centimeters and more than a dozen iron wires as thick as chopsticks.
Immediately, Ling Yunfeng put the iron frame on the two flat stones on the soil pit, and used those iron wires thick with chopsticks to raise strings of rabbit meat and put them on the iron rack to barbecue.
These barbecue equipment were prepared by Ling Yunfeng before, because he had often eaten barbecue meat in the past two days, and he couldn't do without these things, there was a lot of minced meat of red-blooded lizards in the refining space.
It's just that the blood and gravy contained in the minced meat of those red-blooded lizards have long been squeezed clean by Ling Yunfeng and Xiao Tian, and they don't taste dry at all after being roasted.
If it weren't for the subtle energy contained in those minced meats, Ling Yunfeng might have thrown it away a long time ago.
In the past two days, when Ling Yunfeng ate those minced meats, he could clearly feel that after those minced meats were eaten into his stomach, there would be a trace of energy overflowing, and then they would be automatically operated and refined by the Heavenly Refining Technique and then flow into his own sea of qi.
Although these energies are very small, and the martial qi obtained after refining is even less than the martial qi transformed by one's normal cultivation, but as the so-called small streams do not accumulate small streams, they cannot become rivers and seas, and dripping water pierces stones, although these energies are small, but if they are accumulated for a long time, this amount is absolutely objective.
Ling Yunfeng also knew about the energy contained in this minced meat, and it was said that the demonic beast tempered its flesh through cultivation, so its flesh and blood would contain more or less energy.
Therefore, although the minced meat of those red-blooded lizards that had lost their blood juice was hard to eat, Ling Yunfeng was reluctant to throw them away. However, today's hare meat is different, enough for him to feast on.
This roast rabbit meat is very delicious, Ling Yunfeng liked to eat it very much in his previous life, the taste of the roasted rabbit meat is even more beautiful, the taste is fragrant but not greasy, the meat is juicy but not soft, and the coagulation is not tightly stuffed, it is definitely a great delicacy in the world.
As the meat skewers smoked on the hot coals, it didn't take long for a sizzling sound to come out, and a faint smell of meat permeated the air.
Ling Yunfeng hurriedly picked up the meat skewers and flipped them over and over again on the iron shelf, so as not to burn the rabbit meat by over-smoking, and the taste would not be good.
At the same time, Ling Yunfeng also used a dagger to cut on the meat skewers from time to time, taking out some powdery or sticky things from several clay pots beside him and spreading them evenly on the meat skewers.
These clay pots contained some essential sauces for barbecue, most of which were stolen by Ling Yunfeng in the Ling family's kitchen, and of course, some of them were sauces with the flavor of the previous life that he brewed by himself by collecting materials in this mountain, because Ling Yunfeng, the sauce in this other world, was still a little unaccustomed to eating for a while.
In his previous life, Ling Yunfeng had a carefree temperament and liked to wander around, and sometimes it was normal to stay in the wilderness for a few months at a time.
Moreover, Ling Yunfeng's personality is withdrawn and demonic, and he always likes to live alone, so in order not to starve and enjoy the blessings of the mouth, Ling Yunfeng still has a little knowledge of cooking, especially for him who likes to eat barbecue, and he has a certain amount of research on barbecue.