It is said that Lu Kai left the cemetery and walked, walked, walked and walked, climbed over a mountain, flowed over a river, he didn't feel tired or hungry, climbed a mountain col and looked at it, ouch, it's terrible, I saw a winding and long road appear in front of him. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Modern society?"

Lu Kai was stunned for a while, and all the Monkey King Jade Emperor Guanyin Bodhisattva was like a bubble bursting in front of him, and all the previous good illusions were shattered. At this time, to put it in a very philosophical sentence: when you are hopeful for the future, reality will give you a blow to the head.

Because it was a skeleton, I couldn't see what Lu Kai's expression was, anyway, I saw him motionless for a while. A large truck whistled past on the highway, and a sparrow chirped and landed on Lu Kai's head.

"Go, go, go. ”

Lu Kai waved his hand to drive away the sparrows and walked towards the road below.

Walking to the side of the road, Lu Kai looked back and forth, and found that there were no vehicles, he picked up a few dead branches and threw them on the road, and then picked up two big stones and put them in the middle of the road, and then, he himself stood in one of them, raised his skull slightly, and looked up at the front at a forty-five degree angle.

Not long after Lu Kai finished blocking the road, an unlucky driver drove towards him in a small car. The driver's surname is Li Mingqiang, the owner of a factory, and on the co-pilot of the car, there is a high-heeled girl with big breasts and fat legs and slender legs.

"Brother Qiang, do you agree to what I said?" the girl asked Li Qiang angrily.

"Promise, promise, can I not agree to what you said. Li Qiang looked ahead, looked like he was concentrating on driving, and said perfunctorily.

"Brother Qiang, you are the best, don't perfunctory me. ”

The girl leaned over to Li Qiang, her red lips leaned into Li Qiang's ear, and she blew softly.

"Don't make a fuss, what's going on up ahead?"

Li Qiang saw the roadblock in front of him, slowed down, and slowly approached Lu Kai.

"Brother Qiang, is that a skeleton?" The girl also saw the situation in front of her, and when she saw Lu Kai in the middle, she was taken aback, and a feeling of horror came to her heart.

"It's probably a discarded ornament, I don't know who is so lacking in virtue and engaging in this kind of childish prank!" Li Qiang stopped the car and was about to open the door and get out of the car.

"Don't, Brother Qiang. The girl grabbed Li Qiang, looked around with some fear, and said, "I heard that some lawbreakers set up roadblocks on the highway, and after the driver got out of the car, they swarmed up from the place where they had been ambushed in advance, taking the opportunity to extort money. ”

Li Qiang looked around, let go of the girl's hand, and said with a sneer: "I, Li Qiang, have been running on this road for so many years, and I know the friends on this road. I don't believe anyone would dare to do anything to me in this area!"

Li Qiang got out of the car and came to Lu Kai, looking at this skeleton that was about the same height as him standing still, he frowned, and wanted to kick it down with one kick.

"It's rude. ”

Seeing Li Qiang's foot kicking over, Lu Kai quickly avoided it, and then stretched out his bone claw and grabbed Li Qiang's neck with one hand.

Seeing that the skeleton in front of him could not only move, but also speak, Li Qiang's brain was blank, and he woke up when his neck was pinched and the pain came from his neck.

"Hell!"

Li Qiang let out a heart-rending scream, and his leg kicked and fainted.

Lu Kai dragged Li Qiang's body towards the car.

"Ah!!h

When the girl in the car saw this scene, she was so frightened that her hands and feet went weak, she screamed in horror, and shrunk into her seat and trembled.

Lu Kai came to the side of the car and reached out to pull the car door.

"Ahh

The girl let out another scream, and as soon as her miniskirt got wet, a stream of liquid ran down her thighs.

Lu Kai looked at the girl and said, "Go down!"

The girl shuddered when she heard this, her eyes turned white, and she did not move.

Lu Kai went around to the car door, opened the door, and threw the girl out, and then he sat in the driver's seat and threw Li Qiang into the passenger seat.

"Hey, wake up!"

Lu Kai straightened Li Qiang's head and shaved a few big ears on both cheeks.

Li Qiang felt a huge pain in his face and woke up leisurely.

"Tell me, how do you drive this car?"

Lu Kai stared at Li Qiang and asked. It's a shame that Lu Kai can't drive.

Li Qiang's eyes straightened, and he looked at Lu Kai blankly.

"Smack!"

Lu Kai slapped a big-eared scraper on Li Qiang's face.

"Which is the throttle?"

Lu Kai asked.

Li Qiang pointed to the accelerator.

"Smack!"

Lu Kai was a big-eared scraper again, and then asked, "Is this a brake?"

Li Qiang nodded.

Seeing Li Qiang's stupid appearance, Lu Kai kicked him down and said, "Go and move the stones on the road!"

Li Qiang got out of the car and honestly moved the stones in the middle of the road to the side of the road.

Lu Kai hit the accelerator, and the car soared out with a "swish".

"Actually, driving is very simple, I can't figure out how difficult it is to get a driver's license!"

Lu Kai drove for the first time, he felt good about himself, regardless of whether there was a car or not along the way, he honked wildly, fortunately, there were no vehicles in the first few minutes, and the curve was not big, Lu Kai quickly entered the role of driver.

A car and Lu Kai passed head-on, and there was a faint angry scolding in the air: "Lose your mother!"

Lu Kai laughed, kicked the accelerator to the end, and the car ran like a lightning bolt on the road.

"Fast & Furious!"

The car soared to nearly two hundred yards, and a huge curve appeared in front of it, Lu Kai hit the steering wheel wildly, and shouted in his mouth: "It's time to show the real technology!"

"Whew!"

The car rushed into the corner in the blink of an eye.

"Whew!"

The car rushed out of the corner in the blink of an eye.

"Ouch, it's dead!"

Lu Kai held the steering wheel tightly and flew out with the car.

The bend was halfway up the mountain, and the car sped off the road and fell into the canyon on one side.

"Bang!"

The vehicle hit the boulder, then rolled, rolled, and rolled, and when the car fell to the bottom, it was already out of shape.

Lu Kai slowly lifted the broken copper and iron that pressed on him, his mouth opened and closed and exhaled non-existent qi, stood up, moved his hands and legs, and found that from top to bottom, not a single bone was missing.

"God has died, died so many times, and this time he died as an immortal body. ”

Lu Kai touched his fine steel bones and felt very satisfied. He looked up at the road halfway up the mountain, and saw that it was not very far, so he raised his leg and climbed up against the barbs of thorns and bushes along the way. This person is good without skin and flesh, ignorant and unconscious, sleepless, and doesn't need to worry about anything at all. Lu Kai used his hands and feet along the way, encountered steep slopes to climb trees, encountered cliffs and rock climbing, and so on, it took more than an hour to climb to the road.

Coming to the spacious highway, Lu Kai held his hands and tilted his head to think for a long time, and muttered:

"The unlucky guy I robbed the car just now should call the police, right?

-- It's so strange that when I wrote the word "police", my hand shook inexplicably, and I felt that there was some mysterious magic in this word, so here the author deeply reviewed: robbery is an illegal act, and I have copied the laws and regulations such as the public security regulations a hundred times, and I hope that the river crab beast will let me go.