Chapter 164: The Coming Crisis (Second Update)
"Xiao Luo, try the four-cheek perch I made!"
"Well, thank you!"
"Xiao Luo, didn't you say that you instructed me in the knife technique? I learned the knife technique all the way, but there are many ...... I don't understand."
"Yes!"
"What do you think of this new dress?"
"Beautiful!"
In the past few days, Xiao Luo and Zichai have had a daily conversation. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Xiao Luo didn't resist her, nor did he get close to her, no matter what Zichai did, he was like a bystander...... No, even as a bystander, there will be mood swings.
But Zichai didn't feel any emotions from Xiao Luo, as if he was a piece of ice and a sword!
Zichai didn't know, this was actually Xiao Luo's true face.
In Liangshan, in the Ji family, any emotional performance and any expression he made was just an imitation of what emotions he should use to deal with this kind of occasion.
Except in front of Cang'er, he hardly had any mood swings!
became the head of the Ji family and completed his goal, but he was not happy. Leaving the Ji family, he can stop acting, and he doesn't feel much easier to be himself.
Seeing the purple hairpin that was leaving in a daze, Ji Yan once again turned into a small dragon shape, came out of Xiao Luo's head, and sighed: "The girl is already so obvious, you are still like this? You dare to call yourself a person like this, I'm sorry!"
"You're just a sword in human skin that can only cultivate. It's a waste to turn you into a human being! Fate is really unfair, how good it is for us to change, more than a thousand years, more than a thousand years have been like this, I have almost forgotten what it feels like to be a woman......"
Speaking of this, Ji Yan suddenly turned his slender body in shock, and looked at Xiao Luo with his thumb-sized head: "I finally understand, is it ...... Haven't you ever felt the beauty of a woman, you're still a place...... Male?"
The last two words dragged out, obviously shocked to the extreme!
Xiao Luo said as a matter of course: "I haven't gotten married yet, and I won't have a house until I get married, shouldn't humans do this?"
Ji Yan's small dragon mouth was open enough to swallow an egg, and he didn't speak for a long time, and then shouted violently: "You sleep with a big beauty in Ji's house every day, do you still live there?"
His excited saliva squirted all over Xiao Luo's face: "You idiot! Why do you get married and get married, that's just a lie...... I had several women as soon as I came of age at the age of fourteen......"
"When I was twenty years old, I completed the beheading of 100 people, and later there were 3,000 beauties in the harem in the next few hundred years......"
Xiao Luo said: "What is there to be proud of, as you said before, it is just a desire to ......"
Ji Yan was really going crazy this time, and the mini dragon claw pointed at Xiao Luo's nose and scolded: "If you don't have desire, what kind of person are you called?" You idiot sword spirit, stupid, stupid, frigid......
Ji Yan scolded for half an hour before stopping, his eyes looked at the sky, and a little tear dripped down: "Someone has become a sword, and he hasn't even touched a woman's hand for more than a thousand years, and he doesn't feel it when he touches it." There is a sword that has become a man, and he doesn't do anything when he sleeps with beautiful women every day......"
Xiao Luo was confused like this, and finally Ji Yan cheered up, looked at Xiao Luo and said: "Let me tell you, beauty is the most wonderful gift given to men in this world, and you must cherish the opportunity." ”
"Otherwise, a cold person like you, the freckled beauty last time will dump you sooner or later! Such a useless man, use it to make hair, there is no difference between having it and not!?"
After speaking, he retracted Xiao Luo's ancestral acupuncture, and muttered in his mouth: "The fate of this fucking bitch, I curse you......"
There are no other words, but Ji Yan's sentence "That freckle beauty dumped you late" made Xiao Luo speechless for a long time.
He remembered that Shi Wanrong told him that women actually like that kind of thing in order to let him learn how to perform beautiful male tricks, although he has no actual combat experience, he also knows a lot of skills!
How to pursue different types of women is also a set.
However, at that time, he learned according to the attitude of learning martial arts, so he didn't think it was very good.
When he was a sword spirit, he also saw a lot of pictures that were inappropriate for children, and it seemed that those women were really enjoying it.
"Am I doing something wrong?"
Xiao Luo is not without desire, but he endures it hard every time.
Because in terms of his understanding of normal human concepts, that kind of thing should be done after marriage, otherwise it will be a harm to girls.
Now it seems that I have misunderstood!
Also, woman, is it really as good as Ji Yan said? That kind of thing, is it really that good?
Xiao Luo was a little confused!
......
On the other side, Zichai returned to his room, smashed the pillow in anger, and scolded: "Stupid, wood, idiot......"
After scolding, he suddenly found that Sister Fu was by his side, but he didn't find out!
Sister Fu shook her head and smiled: "You look like this, you really look like a little girl who has just fallen in love!"
Zichai bit her lower lip, and said to Sister Fu for a while: "Sister Fu, do you say that kid really doesn't understand, is he an idiot! Or is he actually a master, hanging my taste!"
"I was so obvious that I went to his room in the middle of the night...... He was like a dead man. I'm a girl, I'm already so proactive!"
Sister Fu really laughed out loud now: "You have said that you are hanging, don't you want to hang him? You revolve around him every day, he will be annoyed." If you try to ignore him, maybe he'll come back to you!"
"Men are all cheap bones, and those who send them to the door are always picky. But what you are chasing is like a treasure! The more you look down on him, the more he will take the initiative. ”
At this time, Zichai also burst out laughing: "I understand, but I can't help it." That's all I have to say...... Looks like I'm done!"
......
The song and dance troupe had a very peaceful journey, although the Han Kingdom was not fighting every day, but the road they took was also a peaceful route.
Xiao Luo's life was also very peaceful, because Zichai didn't come to him recently, and he thought Zichai had given up!
I don't care!
Today, the song and dance troupe stopped in an open field, and the moon was dark and the wind was high at night, but it was a good time to kill people.
In the distance from the song and dance troupe, there was a group of people standing on the top of the mountain looking at the song and dance troupe in the distance, the first one was two heads taller than ordinary people, and his mixed skin was like brass, which looked extremely strong.
He wore his hair tied up and had a beard as open as a steel needle, and his eyes were like brass bells, and he stood there like a humanoid beast.
He sneered: "Princess Anping, it's really amazing! But in this situation, unless the Han Ancestor is reborn, the Han family is destined to decline, and the destiny is on the prime minister's side!"
There was a man in black next to him, who was dignified, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and was a guy with a straight face.
He said: "When An Ping didn't know the sky, he thought that he could hide from the sky and the sea, it was really stupid! ”
If there is a song and dance troupe here, you can immediately recognize that this person is Li Du, the squad leader who just quit his job and left!
Shang Wan'er thought that he was sent to the Yin Ruins Ghost Domain, but she didn't want to, he was actually Cao Fang's person, because he was known as the prime minister in the Han Dynasty, and only Cao Fang was the one!
The big man turned his head to look at Li Du and said with a smile: "Are you sure that there is only one heaven-rank martial artist in that song and dance troupe?"
Li Du said: "Get along so much every day, if they can hide it from me, then my eyes will be dug out and used as a light bulb!"
The big man sneered: "Very good, let's go in two hours!"
That terrible smile is enough to scare the cry and be used as a door god to ward off evil spirits! )