Chapter 29: I Am a Shield
Yuan Xi saw that it was Zhuo Wenjun, the enemy of the enemy, and immediately thought of running, and then thought, "No, she was deflated today, why should I run, I have to beat Zhuo Wenjun today." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”
Thinking of this, Yuan Xi laughed: "Miss Wenjun said this, I am really a little uncomfortable now......
Miao Yin was speechless and hid her face on the side, "You are laughing out loud, what else is going on! Anyway, this is Zhuo Wenjun, the first talented woman in China who was accidentally kissed by Yuan Xi's brother, and Shangguan Wan'er, the palm pearl of the head of the Shangguan family, one of the four great families, why did you meet it today?"
Miao Yin rarely participated in the gatherings of the ministers' children, first, because he was weak and needed to recuperate, and secondly, if he had this time, he would be with Yuan Xi, so this Miaoyin county lord had the least contact with them, and only major banquets would be attended, as for the banquet of Zhuo Wenjun on Yuan Xi last time, it was not too grand Miao Yin did not appear, otherwise it should have prevented this tragedy from happening.
At this time, Shangguan Wan'er, who had just gotten up, panicked when she heard this, afraid that she had injured the big brother in front of her, so she hurriedly asked nervously: "Big brother, where are you uncomfortable, do you want to go back with us to see the doctor now! Don't worry, our family is very rich, if you have a problem, we will support you for the rest of your life!"
Yuan Xi was speechless for a while: "I am richer than your family, I am richer than your whole family!
Then Yuan Xi pretended to be in pain and said: "It's nothing, I just feel unbearable pain in my chest and abdomen, it's best if someone can help me rub it, it will be much better......"
"Really? Is it here? I'll rub it, big brother, I'm really sorry, it was Wan'er who caused you such a ......" Shangguan Wan'er's little hand rubbed Yuan Xi felt very comfortable, if the head of Shangguan Zhengxiong's family knew that his baby daughter was massaging herself, that expression would be very exciting, Yuan Xi didn't want to tease Shangguan Wan'er, she and Wan'er were very chatty at the beginning, and she also told her the story of the warrior slaying the dragon and saving the princess, which made this little girl clamoring to tell a story every time she saw herself.
At this time, Yuan Xi saw that Zhuo Wenjun was still standing on the side, and secretly said in his heart: "You must add a little more strength to perform like a little more!" Yuan Xi's spiritual power secretly surged, and his face turned pale and said: "That, Sister Wenjun, can you also help me rub it, I still feel very uncomfortable......"
Zhuo Wenjun saw that the young man's face was getting paler and paler, and he was originally a little worried, so he quickly squatted down and rubbed Yuan Xi's body.
"I, I'm still a little out of breath, whew...... You, can you help me do a human breath......" Yuan Xi asked pretending to be difficult.
"Ah?!" Zhuo Wenjun was shocked, why was he still breathing, so he asked for some reason: "That, what is artificial respiration?"
Yuan Xi said with difficulty again: "That's it, that's it, give me some breath from mouth to mouth, whew, whew, I'm almost out of breath!"
Zhuo Wenjun immediately stood up and said in surprise: "What!?this, how can this work!I, I am still Yun Ying unmarried, innocent, how can I be, how can I be with you!"
"Then, then I can't escape death today, alas, poor my sister, you have to help me take care of her......" Yuan Xi continued to say with difficulty, Miaoyin on the side couldn't help laughing, she knew that Yuan Xi was going to make fun of this Wenjun sister, but it was so bad, Yuan Xi saw that Zhuo Wenjun was still hesitating, and knew that she had to give this little girl a ruthless one last time, and take revenge for the humiliation she gave herself these times!
Yuan Xi grabbed Zhuo Wenjun's dress, and seemed to use up the last trace of breath and said: "Take care of my little sister......"
After Yuan Xi finished speaking, he closed his eyes weakly as if he had lost his last breath.
Zhuo Wenjun saw that the young man under him was actually out of breath, he was shocked, stomped his feet hard, lowered his body sharply and kissed Yuan Xi who had just closed his eyes, pried open Yuan Xi's tightly closed mouth and blew in, which shocked Yuan Xi, Miaoyin and Shangguan Wan'er!
Yuan Xi said bitterly in his heart: "I just planned to scare you, and then I will jump up and say that I scared you! Why did you kiss me so quickly! Well, I blew a lot of saliva in, ah! It's disgusting, it's so uncomfortable......"
Miao Yin regretted it, "I knew what I was watching, why did you kiss my brother Yuan Xi without saying a word! The action is so fast, it's too late to stop it!"
Shangguan Wan'er was really frightened, and she really thought that she had trampled Yuan Xi to death with one kick, and cried sadly on the side.
Miao Yin screamed: "Brother, are you enough!
Yuan Xi knew that it was Miaoyin who was angry when he heard it, "Oops, why did you forget that Miaoyin is still around, what does it feel like to flirt with another fiancée who has not yet decided on a relationship in front of a real fiancée!"
Yuan Xi hurriedly opened his eyes and got up, but Zhuo Wenjun was still kissing himself, Yuan Xi got up and hit Zhuo Wenjun's head, "Ahhh!!hhhhhh
Yuan Xi was very depressed: "Originally, I was fine, but now, alas, my tongue was bitten by Wenjun's chick, um......?
Miao Yin angrily threw down a silk scarf and said, "Here! Take it and wipe your mouth!"
Lord Miaoyin was really unhappy, and said indignantly in his heart: "Yesterday, it was okay to watch Brother Yuan Xi and Sister Yu Yan kiss, I thought it was an accident, but today, why did you get involved with Zhuo Wenjun's rumored girlfriend again, don't tell me about the accident, you picked it up first!
Yuan Xi saw that Miaoyin was really angry, took the silk scarf that was slowly falling and covered his tongue and said: "Eh, my sister's silk scarf is really fragrant, that, don't be angry with my brother, okay, you see I'm bleeding again......"
Miao Yin didn't spare it lightly: "Hmph, that's what you provoked! If you don't wipe your mouth if you don't wipe your mouth, you will naturally be punished!"
Zhuo Wenjun saw that the young man was relieved, and his heart was also a lot more relaxed, "You, are you okay, eh, why are you bleeding? Well, my mouth seems to have blood too!" Zhuo Wenjun hurriedly spit out the blood in his mouth.
"That's my blood! If you bite my tongue, it will naturally bleed!" Yuan Xi said helplessly, to say that his tongue was bitten but his voice remained unchanged, Yuan Xi could be said to be experienced.
Shangguan Wan'er said happily: "That, big brother, we don't know your name yet?"
Yuan Xi glanced at Zhuo Wenjun, and said in his heart that he still didn't want to reveal his identity, if Wenjun knew that it was me, this time he would bite off my tongue!
Thinking of this, Yuan Xi Zhengse said: "In Xia Tang Yuan, this is the sister Tang Xiaobao next to me, uh, we haven't been here for a long time, so the two girls must have never seen each other." ”
"What, big brother, your name is Tangyuan, haha, what a funny name!" Shangguan Wan'er couldn't help but laugh.
"It's Tang Yuan! Tang Yuan, Tang Yuan, Tang Yuan! Uh, forget it, don't care!" Yuan Xi was a little crazy, and his tongue was curled in a hurry, I originally got a good name, why do you want to help me change it!
"Hehe......" Zhuo Wenjun and Miaoyin also laughed, and Shangguan Wan'er continued: "Then the rice balls...... Brother Tang Yuan, why are you sleeping here on the top of Qiujia Mountain today?"
Yuan Xi really wanted to cover Shangguan Wan'er's mouth with the silk scarf in her mouth, "Okay, why are you asking so much! Let's leave quickly, let's leave after a long time!"
Yuan Xi said with a smile on his face: "Well, today I went out to play with my little sister on the streets of the capital, but it was too hot at noon, so I came to Qiujia Mountain to cool off, and take a nap by the way, how did you expect that your girl woke me up!"
Shangguan Wan'er's face turned red, and she said worriedly: "Then Brother Tang Yuan, are you okay now, do you want to go home with us to see the injury?"
Yuan Xi hurriedly refused: "No need, you kneaded it well just now, uh, artificial respiration is also good, and now the qi and blood are very smooth......"
Zhuo Wenjun on the side felt embarrassed, "People have saved you with good intentions, are you talking about cool words? What is it called, it's not bad! It's this girl who has been lost! Fortunately, no outsiders have seen it, otherwise there would be another love triangle in addition to the third prince's rumored boyfriend!"
Yuan Xi saw that the atmosphere was a little embarrassing at this time, and said, "The weather is very good today, or let's go back early!" The three girls all looked at Yuan Xi silently, "What are you talking about, the preface doesn't match the afterword." ”
Zhuo Wenjun could see that Yuan Xi didn't intend to have too much entanglement with her, "That's good, the more this girl looks at you, the more she looks like the hateful Third Prince, although the young man in front of him is not as handsome as the Third Prince, but he is also a handsome man, if only he could be angry with the Third Prince Yuan Xi!"
Yuan Xi felt a chill in his heart, and saw that Zhuo Wenjun didn't know what he was thinking about, but it would definitely not be a good thing, and he didn't stay at the moment, and was about to bow and leave, but unexpectedly there was a cry behind him: "Miss Wenjun, Miss Wan'er, you can let me find it!"
Yuan Xi looked back, only to see a cloud of smoke and dust behind him, a figure was running forward quickly, Yuan Xi and the girls said secretly at the same time: "This guy appeared, then, there must be a ...... behind"
As soon as his mind turned, several more cries came: "Nangong Yun, don't shout nonsense about my family's Wenjun and Wan'er, that's my daughter-in-law!"
"Fuck you! Huangfu Yu! When did my cousin Wan'er become your daughter-in-law! Sister Wenjun is my daughter-in-law, okay!"
"Shut up for me! Nangong Yun! Huangfu Yu! Shangguan Yu! Wan'er and Miss Wenjun are my father-in-law's losers! You are not allowed to rob Lao Tzu!"
Yuan Xi said helplessly in his heart: "The four cheap men of Huaxia have arrived, and if I don't retreat, I really won't be able to leave!" At that moment, he was about to pull Miaoyin to escape to the path, who knew that Zhuo Wenjun's eyes rolled, grabbed Yuan Xi's arm, and chuckled: "Why is Tang Gongzi leaving?
Yuan Xi was furious: "Why did you save my life......! Uh, you should save me, okay! Now you want to use me as a shield!!"
Zhuo Wenjun stomped his feet angrily: "People even gave you the first kiss, you don't help me get the perverts in the back, are you still a man!!"
Yuan Xi said bitterly in his heart: "Your first kiss was given to me, but that is the third prince Yuan Xi, I am Tang Yuan now, okay! You are simply changing the concept! The first kiss is not valuable, you can still be used as a bargaining chip!"
However, Zhuo Wenjun's move is quite vicious, "If you leave, you are not a man, you are a bad seed!"
This radical method has indeed taken effect on Yuan Xi, and Yuan Xi has a horizontal heart, isn't it just those four bear children! He also calls himself one of the four big cheap men in China, and he doesn't take the fourth big cheap mouth in China at all...... Well, the fourth most famous mouth in China, this prince is in his eyes!
To say that the poisonous tongue Yuan Xi is the uncrowned king, and he is firmly seated in the fourth generation of famous mouths after the sword saint, the Taoist saint Li Daoyi, and the national teacher Zhang Daoling!
"My tongue sword is open to see blood!" Yuan Xi glanced at Zhuo Wenjun who was pulling him, okay! I'll help you once today, what about the four great families, my Lao Tzu is still the lord of Huaxia, don't drool if you kneel and lick you!
At this time, the four figures have run closer, the four cheap men have learned the information today, Zhuo Wenjun and Shangguan Wan'er, who are known as the four "small" beauties in China, came out to play today, and the four cheap men naturally came to hear the wind, as for the two little beauties, one is Princess Yuanwu, who has long been the fiancée of Haoran Shizi, and you have to see who the object is before provoking others, the four cheap men thought of Haoran Shizi's harmless smile, and suddenly felt a chill in their bodies.
There is also a beautiful woman who is the sister of Haoran Shizi, Miaoyin, but the county lord of Miaoyin has long been the fiancée of the third prince Yuan Xi, and the third prince is not a good thing, before when we were still drinking at the banquet, we actually kissed our favorite talented girl and beautiful girl Wenjun! Isn't it enough for you to have the county lord Miaoyin! I heard that Shangguan Wan'er likes to listen to the three princes tell stories and tell Mao stories! We also want to tell you the story of our future with Sister Wan'er! Yuan Xi, do you still want to occupy the only two remaining beauties? This revenge is not revenge, it's not a cheap man!
The four cheap men Nangong Yun, Huangfu Yu, Shangguan Yu, and Gong Yiyun are the children of the four great families, but they are not the kind of children who do not learn and do not know how to do it, how can the accumulation of the four great families come out of this kind of waste! It's just that they all have their own miserable experiences and become decadent and cynical.
However, this is called the four bear children by Yuan Xi and indeed has the potential to be a cheap man, "You said that your background is very good, and your cultivation and knowledge are also good, but why are you so cheap! Why do you want to learn my wind technique and lift the maid's skirt! I just said my first spell lesson at the banquet and wet the little sister, why do you also want to wet the maid sister! Why do you not even let go of the ministers? And why do you carry the black pot on me when you make mistakes? This is slander! I haven't played with the ministers at all, okay?"
End of chapter.