Chapter 156: Life is short and urgent

Tang Zeqian was criticized by the "Pure Land Holy Lotus", but he couldn't refute even a word.

Who made him a coggie indeed?

However, he always felt that the "Pure Land Holy Lotus" had ulterior motives for letting him be struck by lightning.

"Are you sure that being struck by lightning can really change my talent?"

"Pure Land Holy Lotus" said: "Of course, didn't you fool a few old monks outside just now? In the void phase of the Dharma, the good talent and the poor talent are actually just the frequency of the quantum vibration is different! In this case, you might as well go and let the sky thunder and split, maybe you can change the frequency of the quantum vibration, and thus change your talent ......."

Your sister's!

You also said that I was just fooling the old monk!

To fool myself with the words of others, and to fool myself to a limp, how brain-dead do I have to be to do such a thing?

Tang Zeqian instantly didn't want to talk to this "Pure Land Holy Lotus" anymore!

Unexpectedly, the "Pure Land Holy Lotus" suddenly changed the topic and said, "Do you want to know what happened between the Qinluan Saint and the Lotus Pond Buddha Mother?"

Tang Zeqian's spirits perked: If you talk to me about this, then I won't be sleepy!

"Pure Land Holy Lotus" said: "The reason why the Buddha Mother of the Lotus Pond was able to preach was because when the Qinluan Sage was training overseas in the past, she inadvertently threw a rare jasper cold lotus into the Trap Thunder Pool. After the baptism of thunder and thunder in the thunder pool, the jasper cold lotus successfully transformed, and actually took the first step to preach to the Buddha mother of the lotus pond......"

You uncle! You want to trick me into being struck by lightning again!

Tang Zeqian was angry!

I originally had a burning gossip heart and wanted to hear some interesting stories, but I didn't expect this rotten lotus flower to be very bad, and he actually made it up, and carried private goods in the gossip stories, and wanted to coax him to go to Ere to split, which was simply not a.

"Pure Land Holy Lotus" saw his expression and guessed that he must be slandering in his heart, so he said: "I'm not joking with you! The sky thunders and splits is the most convenient and effective way I can think of! You may not have this sense of urgency, you always feel that you are not in a hurry to improve the realm, day by day, you can get by anyway......

But have you ever wondered what happens if one day you accidentally get exposed?

Monsters, Oni Kings, Filthy Native Creatures, Shadow Shogunate...... Will they be angry at being played by a chicken as a monkey, and kill the chicken to vent their anger?"

Not to mention, Tang Zeqian was indeed a little disappreciative in his heart: Life is short and urgent, and he won't stop if he doesn't get drunk! Anyway, there are Pure Land Holy Lotus and Blood-Eyed Ghost Emperor tied up with him, these two people will never watch others kill him, right?

Of course, there is still a little bit of urgency, but not so strong.

"Even if I'm willing to be struck by lightning, I have to make all kinds of preparations in advance, right? Do you want to wait for the thunderstorm like a fool and run out into the rain to fly a kite? Or do you have a cosplay show with a lightning rod on your head and pretend to be a Teletubbies?"

The "Pure Land Holy Lotus" said in surprise: "If you want to try, there are actually many ways!"

There is a Void Thunder Pond in Honganji Temple, which was handed down after the original Lotus Pond Buddha Mother's enlightenment, but it must be opened by the bloodline of the descendants of the Venerable Master and the Lotus Pond Buddha Mother......

Fushimi Inari Taisha has a 'Yamakawa Shrine Thunder God Rune', and as long as you arrange a thunder altar, you can summon thunder.

The foundation of the Heian Shrine is slightly worse, but there is also a Kui Niu Drum, which can also release thunder by urging the aura drum, but the consumption is relatively large, at least a sixth-order peak master must beat the drum for three hours to meet your needs, and it is estimated that the sixth-order peak master will be paralyzed.

In addition, there is a Yin-Yang Thunder Mirror in the treasure house of Yin-Yang Liao......"

When Tang Zeqian heard this, he felt that it was not very reliable.

Each faction may have some thunder-based magic weapons, but what excuse do you find to borrow from others?

His current character is an omniscient and omnipotent Hook Xuan Pavilion owner, a god-like existence, how can he ask the "juniors" for something?

The owner can't afford to lose this face!!

And if you take the initiative to ask for it, it is easy to trigger some unnecessary associations.

- Unless someone comes to your door!

Tang Zeqian's brain turned quickly, this is a good idea, just with his Tang Zeqian's courage, dare to wear masks for mosquitoes, dare to wear gloves for rats, and dare to wear fierce masks for cows...... As long as you think about it, there is nothing you can't do, the key depends on how to fool!

Who should I turn to?

The monk of Honganji just promised the old monk Wuneng to help him take care of his family, but he turned around and went to plot the assets in the temple, which is too unrighteous! Moreover, the Void Thunder Pool of Honganji needs the bloodline of the descendants of the Lotus Pond Buddha Mother to be opened, even if he is really fooled, it is useless.

It will be relatively easy to get the Kui Niu Drum of Heian Shrine, after all, Shirano Miyaji and Seto Mengyin of Heian Shrine have become the fan sisters of His Excellency the Pavilion Master, as long as he makes up a reasonable reason, he will not worry about the Kui Niu Drum not coming to the bowl of the Pavilion Master.

But here's the problem – I can't find a master who can help beat the drums for three hours.

There are a few masters of the sixth-order peak he knows, one is counted as one by Shirano Miyaji, one is counted as Ichiro Ishida, and one is counted as the Grand Priest Tsukamoto......

But Ishida Ichiro and Grand Priest Tsukamoto are both old, not to mention urging spiritual power to beat the drum for three hours in a row, even if they beat the drum for three hours like ordinary people, they can exhaust these two plus the old man who is over one hundred and seventy years old!

As for the White Field Miyaji this time in order to seal the ghost gate, he lost his natal essence blood twice, and I am afraid that there will be no way to recover it in a short time!

Forget it, the Kui Niu drum seems to be too chicken!

As for the Fushimi Inari Taisha Shrine's "Mountain and River Society Thunder Rune", it is also the treasure of the town society, so it should not be so easy to get it.

Although he has a little friendship with the great priest of Tsukamoto, the friendship is not enough to fool people into taking out the treasure of the town society!

In this way, it is easier to get hold of the Yin-Yang Thunder Mirror of Yin-Yang Liao.

After all, there was the deep emotional foundation laid by Uncle Ishida Ichiro, and then there was Elder Shirano who was completely impressed after this ghost gate turmoil......

Moreover, Ichiro Ishida's status in Yinyangliao is transcendent, and his voice is even greater than that of Chairman Shibasaki.

If the gap can be opened from Ichiro Ishida, the "Yin Yang Thunder Mirror" is almost equivalent to being obtained.

- Well, it was such a pleasant decision.

Let's start at the "Yin-Yang Thunder Mirror" of Yin-Yang Liao, and see how you can fool the "Yin-Yang Thunder Mirror"!!

Tang Zeqian instantly made up his mind.