Chapter 6 IQ is a good thing
After watching TV for a while, Ling Chuan felt that his eyelids were fighting, he put the Miao knife on the coffee table, and after untying his clothes, he fell asleep peacefully. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
He slept very soundly, and also had a dream, in the dream he was eating peaches, the peach juice was unusually delicious, he ate three times five divided by two only one peach pit, just wanted to throw away, never thought that the peach pit went suddenly 'click' itself opened!
"Click~Squeak-"
The peach pit became louder and louder, Ling Chuan opened his eyes, and with his residual vision, he found that the door had been opened a little, and his black palm was touching inside, and there was a ring on his finger, emitting red light, and the light swept around the room, and finally fixed on Ling Chuan's face.
"Haha...... He's asleep, hurry, let's go get his knife!" said a slightly shrill voice excitedly.
As he spoke, a thin man in a leotard came in, and when he entered, there was a bulging black object behind him, struggling to crowd in.
"I said, fifth brother, you should open the door wider, I can't fucking get in. ”
"Damn, if you want to lose weight, you won't lose weight, how can the eldest brother send you, sooner or later it will ruin our good deeds. The thin man lowered his voice and cursed angrily.
He had no choice but to pull the door very carefully to meet the width of the fat man behind him.
Ling Chuan saw everything in his eyes, it turned out that these two people were here to steal the knife, although they didn't know why this ordinary knife attracted them, but after all, he still had to participate in the competition, and he couldn't be stolen by the two thieves after all.
The thin man finally pulled the fat man in, and the fat man stumbled and hit the thin man's head with a soft thud.
"Damn, you really want to wake people up!" the thin man cried angrily.
The fat man hurriedly spread his hands embarrassedly.
Turning his head angrily, by the night, the thin man looked happily at the handle of the knife on the coffee table, he had observed it when he first entered the door, and it was definitely the knife.
After signaling the fat man not to move, he walked over cautiously, like an acrobat walking a tightrope, trying to avoid superfluous movements, obviously the thin man was still very afraid that Ling Chuan would wake up.
Slowly, slowly, the thin man felt that his heart was almost bursting through his throat, he seemed to touch a round long rod object, his heart was ecstatic, and he hurriedly held it in his hand and retreated, greeting him as he retreated.
"Sixth, hurry up, I've got it!" The thin man suppressed his excitement and walked towards the door with a cower, although he felt that this long rod-shaped object was a little light, but he didn't care, the lighter the treasure, the more valuable it sometimes was.
The fat man's face was also full of excitement, and the two of them were like foxes with chickens in their mouths, sneaking out the door.
In the dark, Ling Chuan, who was lying on the bed, smiled slightly.
"Haha!" In a blind spot of surveillance, the thin man excitedly took out the object in his hand and prepared to take a good look.
"This smooth curve, the right length, what a perfect handle, looking up, this rubber... Forehead ......"
The thin man and the fat man were suddenly stunned, the thin man wiped his eyes in disbelief, and carefully observed the object in his hand again, before he looked at the fat man in a daze and muttered, "This is ...... Suction toilet bowl skin?"
"Like, it's a little bit like that. The fat man replied stunned.
"Uh. Suddenly, the thin man didn't know what to say.
"Sixth, you said that if you go back and deal with the boss like this, will it seem that our IQ is very low?"
The fat man scratched his head and held back for a long time before saying, "It should be possible." ”
The thin man hit him on the head with a chestnut, and said angrily: "Then don't you go back and take out the original product with me!"
The fat man was beaten in pain, so he quickly rubbed his head, and whispered aggrievedly: "It's my business, you didn't take it." ”
The thin man was said to be so old that his face was flushed, of course he knew that this pot could really only be carried by himself, but in order to save face, he muttered in a low voice: "How did I know that someone would have a heavy taste and put the skin on the coffee table, blame me." ”
"Don't blame you, do you blame me. The fat man muttered.
The thin man was annoyed and angry, kicked the fat man's round ass, and scolded: "Why can't you kid control your mouth!"
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Ling Chuan's door, in the position, is just under the camera, is the monitoring corner, and the other camera, at the other end of the corridor, may be because of the clarity of the camera or the laziness of the security guards, no one has ever found the sneaky two.
Ling Chuan sighed secretly, even with the rapid development of science and technology, it is not possible to curb the inertia of human beings, five-star hotels are generally equipped with panoramic cameras or body scanning systems, and there will be no small thieves like thin and fat people at all, and only this kind of small hotel will use monitoring equipment that is almost obsolete decades ago.
The thin man cautiously opened the door, but because of a little eagerness, he forgot to use the searchlight on his finger, and after he and the fat man sneaked in, they immediately walked impatiently to the coffee table.
Even if he woke up Ling Chuan, the thin man did not hesitate, because the thing in his hand just now had caused a huge blow to his young mind, and he secretly swore that if he could only take away one leather pistol, then use it to pull out his own mouth!
It's about to be in front of the coffee table, and the thin man is happy, this time, he has to get his hands on it.
When he arrived at the coffee table, his outstretched hand suddenly stopped, and the fat man was dumbfounded by his actions, and asked in a low voice, "Fifth brother... Why don't you move? What are you looking at?"
The thin man's hands were in mid-air, trembling because ......
Everything on the coffee table is gone!
The thin man clearly remembered that there were still many things on the coffee table at that time, disposable teacups, ashtrays, a few mm door-to-door advertisements, and a few hotel self-supplied beep sets, how could there be nothing in the blink of an eye?
Click~~ The door behind him closed automatically.
"Ah~!" The thin man gasped in fright.
He hurriedly looked at the bed, where was Ling Chuan's shadow, empty, not at all like it was inhabited.
The fat man was also scared, he trembled and helped the thin man and said, "Fifth brother, I think, we... No... It can't be a ghost, that guy may not be a human in the first place, he must have come to the tournament to lure us greedy guys to come here, and then eat it. ”
The more rational the fat man's thoughts became, and he was still scared, and he instantly turned into Conan, telling the thin man about the causes and consequences he knew, and he was very coherent, as if he were an outsider.
"Go... Go... Fuck your sister. "The thin man can't speak