Chapter 47: Wonderful Uncle and Nephew
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Hard-nosed Su Ming walked towards the restaurant, and just as he took a step out of the restaurant, he heard a very harsh voice behind him: "That kid is really rich, you can still find such a temperamental beauty in this town, the price of this demon girl for one night is definitely not low, if you can let me sleep all night, let me reduce my life for ten years, I am willing." ”
Hearing this, Su Ming almost became angry, but fortunately, the voice was small enough that ordinary people couldn't hear it, otherwise he would definitely turn around and slap the shopkeeper.
The moment he left the restaurant, Su Ming attracted a lot of attention, and they were all **, which made Su Ming particularly twisted.
Su Ming frowned slightly, and then reached out and picked his show, revealing a charming expression.
As he took a step, he soon attracted a group of male perverts, and they all followed behind him, constantly looking up and down at his ** back.
The more Su Ming walked, the more unnatural he felt, and his whole body was already covered with goosebumps, which made him want to end this disguise as soon as possible.
"Elf, I've attracted a lot of men, isn't it my mission done? Su Ming suppressed the anger against the elf in his heart and asked.
"Young master, you only have a return rate and a fixation rate, you can't be counted as completing the task, you have to attract men to tease you verbally or physically tease you. ”
"What is language molestation, isn't that little boy's words just now a language molestation? Su Ming asked puzzled.
"Young master, that doesn't count, you have to take the initiative, and only in person will count. The elf explained.
Hearing the elf's words, Su Ming took a deep breath, and he suddenly felt that he had been pitted by this task, and he was miserable.
Su Ming stubbornly walked forward, and when he walked to a place where there were many people, he appeared a middle-aged man dressed gorgeously, and the man looked at his looming beautiful legs, although it made Su Ming uncomfortable, but this man made Su Ming see the hope of completing the task.
The man was not only wearing gorgeous clothes, but also followed by several retinues, and his strength was in the late stage of the Heavenly Spirit realm, which was considered a strong one in this town.
When Su Ming saw him for the first time, he felt that this person must have the courage to take the initiative to tease him, and when he pretended to be a woman, this middle-aged man would definitely be able to reward him with a lot of gold coins.
It's just that this man's appearance is too stumbling, with a fat head and big ears, and the appearance of a Zhu Bajie brother, which makes Su Ming feel disgusted, if this man is teased by him, it is estimated that he will be disgusted for a month.
For the sake of the task, Su Ming felt that he could only make sacrifices, and after making up his mind, he threw a wink at the man.
"Oh, this little girl's skin actually teased our Wei Ye, it seems that our Wei Ye is still very charming. One of the attendants behind the man exclaimed, and when he said this, he attracted the attention of many passers-by around him.
For a while, Su Ming became the focus of the entire street, and the people around Su Ming gathered more and more as he stopped, and soon he was surrounded.
"Little girl, have you taken a fancy to our family Wei Ye. The attendant teased again, and a fanatical gaze shot out of his eyes, as if he wanted to shoot through the clothes Su Ming was wearing.
Su Ming frowned slightly, and at this time he had a bad premonition, as if he had seen the wrong person.
"Little girl, don't be subtle, if you fall in love with my Wei Ye, just say it directly, maybe my Wei Ye will sympathize with you and reward you with two gold coins. The attendant spoke.
Su Ming bit his lip lightly and didn't speak.
"Oh, this chick is still shy, it's a pity, my Wei Ye likes to take the initiative and be arrogant, and a shy woman like you doesn't please my Wei Ye. The attendant shook his head slightly, and spoke with a strange expression, as if he really felt sorry for Su Ming.
Su Ming knew at this time how cheap he was in choosing this man just now, if it weren't for the fact that the task had not been completed, it was estimated that the retinue in front of him who was talking would be beaten by him.
Just when Su Ming held back his anger and was about to leave, a man dressed in luxurious service appeared in the crowd again, this man was only in his twenties, and his appearance was quite handsome, if Su Ming was allowed to choose, he must feel that he was molested by this young man and did not want to be molested by Zhu Bajie's brother.
"Uncle Wei, since this woman doesn't like you, I don't know if I can give it to my little nephew. The young man came to Su Ming's side, and after glancing at the middle-aged man, he said with a smile.
"Lu Ming, you're making trouble again, isn't it enough for you to beat you last time. When the entourage saw the young man appear, he frowned slightly.
"Little Sanzi, I'll talk to Uncle Wei, when will it be your turn to interject, is it not enough to be taught a lesson last time. Lu Ming glared at the entourage and said with a little anger.
The little third son was glared at by Lu Ming, and hid behind the man with some fear.
"Nephew Lu Ming, I have taken a fancy to your uncle this girl, if you want to compete with me, but what I want to say is that this woman is not a good woman, and she was flattering at me just now. Zhu Bajie's brother spoke.
"Uncle Wei, your slave has already said it for you just now, this shy chick doesn't please you, you like bold perverts, like the kind of woman who picks up guests in the green building, so let's give it to my little nephew, if I feel comfortable when I look back, I will definitely give Uncle Wei a big gift." Lu Ming said with a smile.
"Do you still know that it was my slave who said it, can what he said count, what, do you listen to my slave now, you are also the young master of the Lu family, how can you practice your identity like this. Zhu Bajie's brother said with a disdainful smile.
"Uncle Wei, look at what you said, haven't you always been a slave in charge, big and small things, including who you sleep with, aren't you the slave who makes the decision for you, sometimes you take a little wife and let him inspect the goods for you. Lu Ming's face changed slightly, and he said in a provocative tone.
"Lu Ming, you don't talk nonsense here, I don't know who found a little wife, and finally ran away with your own slave, it is estimated that you can't satisfy others, don't blame, you are so size, how can you satisfy a woman, it is understandable that your little wife ran away with someone else. Zhu Bajie's brother shot back.
"Uncle Wei, you can't discredit my little nephew, this thing seems to have been born to you, your third room and fourth room are all carrying you behind your back every day to mess with your minions, and the fifth room is directly running away with your most trusted minions, and the little third son has gained your trust for this reason, but you still have to be careful, the little third son has a leg with your eldest lady, if you let him run away with your eldest lady, your reputation of Lu Wei will be completely ruined. ”
Hearing Lu Ming's words, Zhu Bajie's brother turned his head to look at the little third son behind him, with doubts and a hint of anger in his eyes, as if he was questioning him again.
"Master Wei, don't listen to his provocation, I have nothing to do with the eldest lady. The third son was kicked by Lu Wei, and the whole person was a little panicked.
"Look at your weak heart, you know that there is a thief in your heart at a glance, I don't know how many nights you have satisfied my Uncle Wei's wife, to be honest, you can only be looked at by my Uncle Wei's wife, other wives and concubines will not look at you at all, and you only have the life of an old woman. ”
Su Ming stood in place and listened to the conversation of these people, at this time he couldn't help it, and laughed, originally he was about to become a supporting role, who knew that his smile directly hooked the hearts of Lu Wei and Lu Ming.
"Uncle Wei, this woman, I'm going to decide, if you have to rob me, when I sleep in your fourth room tonight, I will definitely say bad things about you, so that you don't want to go to her bed in the future, you must know that her ventriloquist is a must, as long as a man can't stand it." Lu Ming said with some yd.
"Lu Ming, if you talk nonsense again, don't blame me for being polite, you can't get out of bed for three days when I was able to beat you last time, and you can do the same today. Lu Wei said angrily.
"Uncle Wei, if you beat me again this time and I can't get out of bed for three days, do you think your rooms will let you go, do you think you and your slaves can satisfy them, without me, your wives and concubines would have fallen out long ago, and it will be up to you to see how you stay in the Lu family when the time comes." ”
"I can't stay in the Lu family, and I won't make you feel better, so I'll leave the Lu family with you when the time comes. Lu Wei said angrily.
"Then you can try it, and see if the head of the house drives you away, or if he drives me away. Lu Ming said proudly, as if he had said Lu Wei's sore spots.
When Lu Ming said this, Lu Wei was really angry, and then he ordered the entourage behind him: "Go and tie that little slave back to me, I want to see who robs this chick with me today." ”
"Uncle Wei, don't think that you can do whatever you want if you bring someone, this woman is mine today, and I will bring it back if you want to bring it back. As soon as Lu Ming's words fell, five martial artists ran out of the crowd, all of whose strength was above the Innate Realm, and among them was a Heavenly Spirit Realm martial artist, whose overall strength was stronger than the people behind Lu Wei.
As soon as these five people came out, Lu Wei was stunned, he knew that he would not be able to take advantage of him if he continued, so he could only hold back his anger.
At this time, Lu Ming walked towards Su Ming with a smile on his face, and when he walked in front of Su Ming's eyes, he was attracted by Su Ming's beauty, and subconsciously reached out to touch Su Ming's face.
Su Ming instinctively wanted to dodge, but the elf's voice sounded in his head: "Young master, don't hide, the task will be completed soon." ”
"Mission accomplished. ”
As the elf's voice sounded, Su Ming quickly stepped back, dodging Lu Ming's hand, just now Lu Ming's hand was infinitely close to Su Ming's face, if he let Lu Ming touch it, it is estimated that Su Ming would have the idea of changing his face.
"Isn't it because I'm dressed up and beautiful enough, and if I change my dress, will you still compete for me like this? After Su Ming and Lu Ming distanced themselves, with a hint of resentment, his voice was also turned into a girl by him, with full coquettishness,