Chapter 60: The Unlucky Week
Chen Dazhen lying on the tree to eat that is called a cool, is an unknown fruit, but very delicious, the size is like an apple, the taste is sweet and fresh, take a bite gently, there is a kind of heart-to-heart and lung comfort, the flesh and the lips and teeth collide, and then turn into a finer pulp, fragrant, the more you eat, the more you eat, the more you get stronger. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Puff puff -
"......" Chen Dazhen scolded secretly, although this fruit is delicious, if you eat too much, it will gather a powerful qi in the dantian, and it will start again and again, running all over the body, until the large intestine, and the sound of 'poof' is released.
That's right, it's a magical fart.
"Help! Murder, there are crazy people!"
'Vomit...... Ahem, cough, cough, cough ......' Chen Dazhen was so frightened by the cry for help that he almost choked to death, it wasn't that he was timid, the sound was too sudden, and his brain couldn't switch quickly, causing him to forget the food in his mouth, which in turn caused the fruit to rub violently against his throat.
"What the hell are you talking about. He looked down and saw two figures running one after the other not far away, the former panicked and screaming, and the latter with blood-red eyes and a spear and a strange cry coming out of his mouth.
"Do cannibals hunt humans?" Chen Dazhen looked at this scene with amusement.
The person in front was Zhou Jie, and when he saw Chen Dazhen, his eyes lit up, and he shouted loudly: "A strong man saves his life, there will be a lot of money to repay!"
Chen Dazhen glanced at him and said indifferently: "If you let me save me, I'll save it, wouldn't it be very faceless." โ
Zhou Jie was about to cry in a hurry, and he was almost shot in the back of his buttocks, and he screamed strangely in fright, and circled around the big tree in Chen Dazhen.
"I also have a younger sister in my family, who is twenty years old, very beautiful, what do you want, she is waiting to be married, if the strong man does not dislike it, I can introduce you two to match. โ
Chen Dazhen's eyes lit up, he was twenty-six years old, he was still an old virgin, he was worried about this matter for the past two days, otherwise he would not have participated in the game test to seek a prize, this news is quite good for him.
"Okay, talk counts, and if you perfunctory me, I'll pop your head with my pectoral muscles. โ
"Okay, good!" Zhou Jie said, but he smiled bitterly in his heart: It's all strange things, the chest muscles are clamped and the head is bursting, why don't you tear the devil by hand, but it is more enjoyable. โ
Chen Dazhen saw that he agreed, laughed out loud, flicked the big axe in his hand, and jumped down from the tree branch, it was a lightning and thunderous momentum, Zhou Jie was a little stunned, in the dark he heard two explosions of air, and praised: "What a master......
"One axe - heavy blow!"
Chen Dazhen slashed at the crazy player with the momentum of Mount Tai, although this guy was crazy, he retained his fighting instinct, saw the axe on his head, and hurriedly went to block.
Bell - !!
With a loud bang, the mad player's feet sank into the ground for more than an inch, and above his head, the giant axe was only a millimeter away from his head, and a little further, I was afraid that it would open the scoop!
Luckily, his spear was made of pure iron, otherwise he might have been able to play a magic trick to separate his body.
"Interesting! Come again! Two Plate Axe - Hit !! again"
Puff puff -
With two strange sounds, Chen Dazhen jumped up again, and it was another heavy blow!
Bellโโ
The crazy player couldn't withstand Chen Dazhen's violent power, and this heavy blow only hit him with gold stars in his eyes, fainting and unconscious, and the amount of bleeding from the tiger's mouth was huge.
"You should bring a bag of auntie towels when you go out today. Chen Dazhen lectured him.
"Die, die!" The player's arm trembled and couldn't be raised, but he looked at Chen Dazhen frantically, like a bloodthirsty beast, a wounded bloodthirsty beast.
"Damn, you kid really want to die. Chen Dazhen was very uncomfortable with him, he had never killed anyone in the real world, but he could think about it, anyway, it was a world where you die and I died, where do you care about anything else, there was a headless corpse next to him, it was disgusting, and there was nothing more disgusting than this.
"Look at my three-plank axe - and hit !! hard"
Puff puff -
"Slow! Leave people under the axe!" Zhou Jie behind him suddenly said.
Don't think that if you marry my sister to me, you can command me at will, this is the era of freedom of marriage, and it is also the era of human rights and freedom. Chen Dazhen said.
Puff puff -
Zhou Jie hurriedly shook his head and said with a wry smile: "Of course I won't interfere with your freedom, but can you knock him out, he is just a victim, I think you also know, now the game situation has changed, if he really dies, he will never wake up again, leave him alive, if he can live to the end, it is his creation, if he doesn't survive, he can only blame him for his bad luck." โ
Chen Dazhen raised his eyebrows and scolded the virgin, but he didn't want to kill the crazy player opposite, since Zhou Jie proposed not to kill him, for the sake of his sister who had not met, listen to him.
Chen Dazhen took a step forward, grabbed the spear with his left hand, and with a slam of his right hand, he smashed a punch into the face of the crazy player, who rolled his eyes and fell to the ground in a daze.
He had no room for resistance at all, and Chen Dazhen's two axes consumed all his strength.
"Thank you for your help!" Zhou Jie saw that the crazy player was unconscious, and immediately jumped out and said.
Chen Dazhen hurriedly shook his head: "Where, where, I can't talk about help, we are all a family, don't be so angry." โ
This shameless one has already begun to beat snakes and sticks.
"Yes or ......" Zhou Jie doesn't care, anyway, his sister hides at home every day and doesn't go out, draws some comics that only rotten girls love, and it's good to find a boyfriend as soon as possible, and collect her temperament, otherwise she will be an older leftover girl in the future.
"Let's go, I'll show you my team, one of them is a big master, and there is a little girl, not to mention her beautiful appearance, and her brain is also very smart. Chen Dazhen grabbed his shoulder and said.
Zhou Jie could obviously feel Chen Dazhen's kindness, and finally breathed a sigh of relief, because the ultimate goal of the game was that only one group could survive, so many players saw strangers, and their first thought was to kill on the spot.
Especially after knowing that this virtual space will really die, most players have become a little neurotic, and their mentality in the face of life and death is vividly expressed, crying, doubting life, regretting, or like the player just now, like a supermarket product, there are many kinds and differences.
"This is the inferior nature of human beings~" Yang Muyan pretended to sigh.
Ling Chuan and she met Zhou Jie brought back by Chen Dazhen, and after getting to know each other briefly, Zhou Jie told the two about his arduous journey, which was no less than Super Mario's adventure, which can be described as a twist and turn.
Chased by crazy players, almost eaten by crocodiles, stunned by falling fruits, and eaten carrots that he picked up, but he was so poisonous that he almost didn't poison himself.
Ling Chuan and Yang Muyan immediately looked up at the sky and made the appearance that it was none of their business.