Chapter 4: Tell a joke
After being full of wine and food, the three slightly drunk teenagers went back to the dormitory with their shoulders around their shoulders to rest, and then they just waited for the rabbit to wait, without much planning. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
This is the advantage of being in the academy, that is, there are many people and Zhu Ming and Xu Xin are present at the same time, I don't know how many times there are such opportunities in a day, and if you are outside, you can't say how much work it will take.
The first session in the afternoon is the martial arts class, in the martial arts arena, in addition to Feng Chao's class, there are three other classes at the same time, the audience is sufficient, fully in line with Feng Chao's requirements.
The so-called martial arts can be called special moves, such as "one yang finger", "lion's roar", "golden bell jar" and so on. Martial arts are divided into the first order, the second order, the third order, the fourth order, the fifth order, the sixth order, the seventh order, the eighth order, the ninth order, the stunt, the divine skill, the forbidden skill, according to the initial grade of the martial arts classification, but not fixed, according to the user's ability to change, even if it is a first-order martial arts practice to the peak there is no less than the power of the eighth or ninth order of martial arts, legend has it that five thousand years ago there was a person named Li Xunhuan put the first order of the "flying knife" Practiced to the level of stunts, no one knows where his knife came from, it has always been a case of no false hair, the knife will see blood, once a knife broke thousands of troops, known as the god of flying knives.
Feng Chao and the three arrived a little earlier than usual, and they still had some preparations to do before taunting Zhu Ming.
At this moment, there were a lot of people coming up from the martial arts arena, and the three of them scattered to drill into the crowded place.
Feng Chao came to the crowd, clapped his hands and said loudly: "Ladies and gentlemen, everyone, listen to me, I will give you something interesting before class today." ”
The eyes of the crowd were immediately attracted by Feng Chao, and those who knew Feng Chao well said, "Feng Yixing, how are you?"
Feng Chao smiled mysteriously and said, "When Zhu Ming's dead fat man comes, I'll tell you a joke." ”
Waiting for Zhu Ming to come and tell a joke! It's a lot of information, but the people on the scene are basically insiders, who know the contradiction between Feng Chao and Zhu Ming, and know that Feng Chao is going to make trouble as soon as they hear it.
The man just now said again: "Feng Yixing, you have forgotten the pain of the scar, Boss Yan hasn't come back yet, you are not afraid of being beaten to death if you go to provoke that dead fat man again?"
Feng Chao said with a fearless expression: "What are you afraid of, you just have to watch a good show, make sure that it is exciting, and laugh if you want to laugh when the time comes, don't hold it back, I won't be responsible if it's suffocated." ”
People laughed all of a sudden, and after laughing, another person said: "Feng Yixing, have you been opened? Now that you are talking so interestingly, I am looking forward to the joke you will tell later!"
"Hehe," Feng Chao also smiled, "You can hear it soon, the dead fat man is coming." Looking ahead, his eyes flashed inexplicably.
People followed Feng Chao's line of sight and saw Zhu Ming walking with Banhua Xu Xin, more precisely, Zhu Ming was pestering Xu Xin to say something, and Xu Xin was basically speechless with a cold face, but Zhu Ming didn't care, he still had a happy expression, this situation had happened countless times, whether it was Zhu Ming and Xu Xin or their bystanders, they were used to it.
Xu Xin is indeed worthy of the name of Banhua, with a beautiful appearance, a slender figure, and a red power suit, which makes her more delicate than flowers. It's just that Feng Chao has seen a lot of Internet celebrities in his previous life, and in his opinion, Xu Xinmei is beautiful, but there is no front and no back, that is, a bean sprout that has not yet developed, and he is not very interested.
On the other two sides, Yue Ming and Qin Zhong were also saying similar things in the crowd, making a preview, this work must be done, otherwise I am afraid that Feng Chao will not react after the audience has finished mocking, and the effect will be greatly reduced.
And now the effect of this work is visible, and when people saw Zhu Ming coming, they immediately focused on Zhu Ming's body, looking forward to the staging of a good show.
Seeing more than three times more eyes than usual, Zhu Ming was slightly surprised, but he still thought it was because of Xu Xin, the class flower on the side, so he didn't care, and when he saw Feng Chao in the crowd, he was a little surprised, and after thinking about it, he walked towards Feng Chao.
Seeing Zhu Ming walking towards Feng Chao, Yue Ming and Qin Zhong also immediately returned to Feng Chao's side, standing left and right, stuck between Feng Chao and Zhu Ming, and always on guard against Zhu Ming.
Seeing that he was stuck by Yue Ming and Qin Zhong, Zhu Ming stopped coming closer, stopped half a zhang away from Feng Chao and said to Feng Chao: "Feng Yixing, have you gotten up from the bed? Don't be delusional about toads eating swan meat in the future, you know, otherwise I will see you and beat you once!"
With Zhu Ming's understanding of Feng Chao, he thought that Feng Chao would immediately admit it if he warned him, but who knew that Feng Chao put on an arrogant appearance, glared at him and said, "Who is the toad scolding?"
Zhu Ming didn't think about it, and immediately said, "The toad scolds you!"
Feng Chao immediately laughed and said, "Yes, the toad scolded me." ”
As soon as the words ended, the crowd erupted in laughter.
Hearing this laughter, Zhu Ming was ashamed and annoyed, and said angrily: "Bastard, you are looking for death!" said that he was about to fight Feng Chao, but was blocked by Yue Ming and Qin Zhong.
At the same time, Feng Chao's voice sounded in his head: "Didi, congratulations on the success of the taunt and the acquisition of a party of taunt energy." ”
"Haha, sure enough!" Feng Chao was pleasantly surprised, although he had expected it, he still couldn't suppress the joy in his heart when he really cashed it out.
Immediately afterwards, Feng Chao felt the degree of vitality in his lower body......
"Well, it's really a substitute for vitality, and my vitality seems to be a little stronger. Feng Chaoyue was overjoyed with this feeling, and he was more motivated at the moment......
Zhu Ming, who was blocked in front of him, was very annoyed, and said viciously to Yue Ming and Qin Zhong: "If you don't want to die, get out of the way!"
Zhu Ming is the head paper tiger, no, it is the fox with the head fox and the fake tiger, how could Yue Ming and Qin Zhong, who already had a plan in their hearts, be afraid of him and resolutely refuse.
Zhu Ming couldn't punch Yue Ming directly.
With Yue Ming's five-star martial arts realm, if he wanted to dodge, he could easily avoid it, but he didn't bother to avoid it, and stood there fixedly for Zhu Ming to beat, just like he said - the soft fist hit him as if he didn't realize it.
Seeing that the two brothers were so powerful, Feng Chao felt safe and worried, how could he be polite at the moment, picked up the ready-made materials and said: "Hahaha, dead fatty, no way, others stand so that you can't even fight, what use do you say, without your brother, you are a fart, and you don't pee according to your own virtue, saying that you are a toad is an insult to the toad." ”
Listening to Feng Chao's scolding, the crowd laughed very cooperatively, and then heard someone say there: "Hey, what kind of medicine did this Feng Yixing take today, he usually looks honest, but he didn't expect to scold people so violently." ”
"But no, today he is completely like a different person, he is usually so timid and afraid of things, he himself is afraid that he does not have the courage to find trouble, he must have been instructed by Yan Longcheng. ”
"I think so, you see that Yue Ming and Qin Zhong didn't stop him but helped them together, they must have been instructed by Yan Longcheng. ”
"So Yan Longcheng is going to war with Zhu Gang?"
"Not necessarily, maybe it's just a temptation. ”
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Listening to the piercing laughter, Zhu Ming's heart became more and more angry, he had been ridiculed like this a time ago, and now he just wanted to beat Feng Chao to relieve his anger, but he couldn't help the two door gods, and he was uncomfortable, so he had to say: "Feng Yixing, don't hide behind, come out and fight alone, I'll let you have one hand!"
At the same time, Feng Chao heard the cute prompt again: "Didi, congratulations on the success of the taunt and the taunt energy." ”
Experiencing the vitality of increasing one point again, Feng Chao was refreshed, and then another prompt came in: "Didi, friendly reminder, if you get another taunt energy host, you can be promoted to a two-star martial artist." ”
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