The new general election of the magnesium country is about to begin, but the voters have expressed their dissatisfaction, why? Because in recent years, the magnesium country has been mired in foreign wars, heavy military spending, the domestic economy is almost collapsing, there are heavy casualties outside, the enemy is on the back, the domestic unemployment and countless enterprises have closed down, and the people are dissatisfied, and none of the new presidential candidates of the magnesium country have the ability to solve these problems. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

As a result, the people of the magnesium country have held a boycott of the general election of the magnesium country, and if there is no candidate with enough courage to appear, the people of the magnesium country will boycott the presidential election. If this is the case, in the new year, the president of the magnesium country will be vacant, and the magnesium country will face the danger of not having a president, and it will be one step closer to the death of the country.

At the same time, it is also rumored that the reason why the magnesium country is in its current situation is related to the curse of Indianamine. Because everyone knows that the country of magnesium is a country of immigrants, and the reason why it was founded was based on the blood and tears of the aborigines. Therefore, according to legend, before being killed, the Seven Great Priests of Indiamine placed a curse on the country of magnesium when the comet crossed the sky on the night of the full moon. This is a thousand-year curse, so in the hundreds of years after the founding of the country, all kinds of strange things have continued, and now the predicament it is in, the people have always believed that the curse of Indian amine has worked.

It was time to vote in the presidential election, and the people boycotted the election, so the parliament urgently convened to discuss how to solve the problem.

Congressman Plante said: "Since the people believe that none of the current presidential candidates will solve the problem, even if we find a few more candidates in the country to fill the list, it is estimated that there will still be no change." So, I suggest: select presidential candidates abroad to run in our general elections. ”

Councillor Lasili: "Let's not talk about the absurdity of finding a foreigner to manage the magnesium country, this is the only one: the problem that the people of the magnesium country can't solve, why do you think a foreigner can solve it?"

Plante: "First of all, our magnesium country is a country of immigrants, and people from all countries and nationalities gather here to form our magnesium federation, so our culture is open and there is no racial prejudice, so I don't think it's inconsistent with the rules to find a foreigner to run for president." And in this way, we can show the inclusiveness and open-mindedness of our country, we just care too much about these rules and regulations, so the country has fallen to this point. The president we want to elect should be a president who takes human civilization as his own responsibility, and is not limited to solving the problems of the country itself, and world peace is our wish. ”

Laxiri: "Then why do you tell me why the problem that the magnesium people can't solve, and you can find a foreigner to solve the problem?"

Plante: "Because the nation is now convinced of the curse of Indiamine, and it's happening." Then if we find a foreigner, he is not from the magnesium country, and naturally he will not be affected by this curse, at least in front of the people. And I know that in the mysterious East, there are some worldly masters, they have extremely high mana, and the Indiamine curse we are facing cannot be broken by modern technology, but these worldly masters themselves are masters of spells, and it should be commonplace to break the curse. ”

Lasali: "What are you talking about...... China?"

Plante: "That's right, China's oriental culture is broad and profound, I have read Chinese history, in their history, the establishment of every dynasty, the reason why the emperor was able to take the country, there is a master who is proficient in hexagrams, otherwise he can't take the country." And each of their dynasties lasts for hundreds of years, which is longer than the history of our magnesium country. For example, Liu Bang in the Han Dynasty had a Qimen Dunjia master Zhang Liang around him as a military advisor, so he could defeat Xiang Yu and defeat other opponents; Liu Bei of the Three Kingdoms was able to be the emperor, and he was also assisted by Zhuge Liang, who was proficient in Qimen Dunjia; Zhu Yuanzhang of the Ming Dynasty was able to overthrow the powerful Yuan Dynasty, because the military advisor around him was called Liu Bowen, who was good at all kinds of hexagrams, and was easy to learn masters. ”

"So you mean, we're looking for a fortune teller to be our president? And there are a lot of high-ranking people in China, many of whom live in seclusion in the mountains and forests, how do you find them?"

Plante: "Fortunately, we have the FBI, the powerful CIA, which has long collected information on many hexagrams in China, and we just need to select a non-nationalist, skilled hexagram, handsome, and good English." As long as we choose the right person and then propose an important person to the Chinese government, I don't think the Chinese government will refuse. If a countryman is the president of another country, he can't ask for such a good thing as a hamburger falling from the sky, who would refuse it?"

Laxiri: "So how many candidates have been screened out now?"

Plante: "After the FBI's investigation and screening, there is only one person who meets the conditions we need - Master Anda, who is known as Meishan Taoist. ”

Plante opens the slideshow, and Anda's photos and profiles appear on the screen.

Plante: "This is Anda, proficient in various hexagrams such as Qimen Dunjia, especially famous for his observation of phenomena, a leaf knows autumn, and if you pick any fragment of time and space, you can know anything that is happening in the world at this time." Maybe what we're talking about now already knows what he's talking about. He is now cultivating in Zhongnan Mountain, and we must find him quickly before he succeeds in cultivating immortals. Otherwise, when he succeeds in cultivating immortals and merges with heaven and earth, we won't be able to find him.

Laxiri looked at the slides: "You look very handsome, I like it...... I mean, hurry up, we've been in trouble for too long now, we need new changes and breakthroughs, anyway, no matter how much, it's better to be a dead horse than no president. ”

Plante: "I've booked tomorrow's Air Force One plane, Congressman Rathri, you have been in politics for decades, and you are proficient in all kinds of intrigues and intrigues, so I hope you will come with us, and you will definitely be able to help us a lot." ”

"Why don't I feel like you're praising me...... Let's go, anyway, the situation is deadlocked now, and there is nothing to do, so it's not bad to go and see Xiao Xianrou. ”

The next day, Plante and Lassi, along with several key members of the FBI, arrived in China on Air Force One.

Laxiri and the others came to the foot of Zhongnan Mountain. Laxili: "The scenery of this China is good, all kinds of famous mountains and rivers, and our magnesium country is either a desert or a rock. I really want to marry in China. ”

Plante's face was black: "Councillor Lassi, you are already married, okay, and you have several children." ”

Laxili: "It's just talking, I don't understand the figurative rhetorical technique? How good is this scenery, come, I'll take a selfie first, and my Facebook on Po can increase my followers again." ”

Plante sighed helplessly, and couldn't help but silently take out his mobile phone and take a selfie.

After some tossing, their group still walked on the mountain road of Zhongnan Mountain.

"Do you know what hill he's on?"

Plante: "Of course I don't know, I only know that he is now practicing in Zhongnan Mountain, and we have no other way than to look for it from mountain to mountain." Fortunately, there are Google Maps and GPS, so you shouldn't get lost. ”

"You said he must have calculated that we would come to him, will he hide?"

Plante: "That's no way, Chinese history has three visits to the thatched house, the story of Xiao He chasing Han Xin under the moon, if you don't show some sincerity, please don't come to the master." ”

Laxiri: "Then if his hexagram skills are so high, maybe he already knows everything we do now." Even if I defecate everywhere, he will see it?"

Plante: "Taoism emphasizes the unity of heaven and man, the return of all things to their ancestors, and the admiration of nature. When cultivation reaches a certain level, one will become one with nature. With Master Anda's cultivation, he has at least reached the realm of merging with Zhongnan Mountain. If you look at every mountain mountain, it may be equivalent to his limbs, and he can feel every person standing on it, every tree, every leaf, is equivalent to his pores, and he can feel every wind and grass, and every stream is equivalent to his blood vessels, which can transmit any information and energy to him. So as long as we enter Zhongnan Mountain, she must know all our actions. ”

They had walked a short distance and saw a grass hut in front of them, so they prepared to go over and ask for directions. Because Zhongnan Mountain is a holy place for cultivators, there are many people living and practicing here, and it is about to become the size of a small town.

Plante, like the plot in Journey to the West, stepped forward and knocked on the door: "May I ask anyone? I'm U.S. Congressman Plante, I'm here to ask for directions." ”

It only took three knocks and the door opened automatically. I saw a man in a Taoist robe meditating head-down.

Plante arched his hand with the Taoist etiquette that Google had received: "Excuse me, this Taoist, I'm just here to ask for directions." ”

The Taoist turned over in an instant and replied, "It turned out to be a guest from the Magnesium Country who came from afar, Shavadika, who was disappointed from afar." You're here to find Master Anda, aren't you?"

Plante: "Ah, how do you know? Our line of work is very secretive, except for informing a few bigwigs in Nanhai, no one knows." ”

The Taoist chief smiled faintly: "Learn to Qi Men Dun, no one needs to ask; From the moment you step through the door, your past and future, all your intentions, have been revealed. If you don't move, you don't occupy it, and if you move, you will show it all. From the moment you step into the door, a hexagram has been formed, and I will know the purpose of your trip as soon as I see the hexagram. ”

Plante and Lazari applauded, "That's amazing! Are you the master of Anda himself?"

The Taoist chief laughed: "Of course not, how can Master Anda be so easy for you ordinary people to see, I have to queue up to ask for an autograph." My level of hexagram skills is only the minimum standard in Zhongnan Mountain. If you pull someone on Zhongnan Mountain, the level will not be below me. There are too many masters in Zhongnan Mountain, it's just that you outsiders are too closed, so you are scared like this when you show the simplest hand or two, and there are too many mountains that are more powerful than me. ”

Plante: "For those of us who have never seen the world, it's already very powerful. So may I ask the Dao Chief, how can we find Master Anda?"