Chapter 185: Ruthless Means
The calm Qinghe River became noisy, and a flock of ducks, landlubbers, fluttered on the surface of the water!
It was obviously not the first time that the boatmen had encountered such a situation, and the rescue operation appeared to be swift and unhurried, and all the boats turned around, and the back row became the front row, passing by the person who had fallen into the water, and sailing straight for the person who had run the farthest.
After that, it was salvage and rescue, and amazingly, the monks were terrified in the water, as if there were countless evil spirits biting their bodies, and once they got on the boat, they quickly returned to normal, not only physically well, but also gradually calmed down.
It was more uniform that their expressions were all frightened, and their eyes were full of shock and apprehension when they looked at the clear waves, and when they had settled down a little, the monks honestly paid the life-saving money, and at the same time put away their arrogant thoughts, and asked the boatman for something with trepidation.
The water surface was quiet again, except for He Wenliu, who was still struggling to hold on in the sky, there were only a few people who had not yet been rescued, and they were still struggling on the water.
The boat was like an arrow, and soon came to the side of a man who had fallen into the water, that is, the fat man.
"Help, help, help...... Cough Xuan ....... ”
The fat man was more embarrassed than everyone else, counting that he had the shortest time in the water, but his expression was the most unbearable, a fat face was deformed by fear, and the two chubby "little hands" scratched and scratched like crazy, and plopped around.
For a moment, he seemed to be so confused that he could not see the boat approaching, and his back and horse-like ass rose and fell, and it seemed that he was not drowning in fact, but mainly frightened.
"Dead fatty, tell you to slam the door!"
The little girl was a little unhappy when she was splashed with water, and threw out the noose with her red lips: the fat man grabbed two handfuls and fished them in his hand, pulling them hard as if he had grabbed a life-saving straw, almost dragging Xiaohong into the water.
"Oops!
Xiaohong exclaimed, and stretched out a steady hand next to her, pulling the rope for her like a fishing hook, and the fat man's body crossed a wonderful arc, and fell heavily on the bow of the boat in a heart-rending scream.
"Ah......h
"Bang!"
The boat did not move at all, Thirteen Lang raised his eyebrows slightly, a fine light flashed in the eyes of the obscene old man, the boatman looked faint, and his hands were like rocks, without the slightest trembling.
"Fatty, give money!"
Xiaohong wiped a handful of water droplets on her face, patted her chest to soothe her injured little heart, and then angrily stretched out her hand and said, "Thirty-four hundred thousand spirit stones, bring them!"
"Ahh
The poor fat man lay down again before he could sit up straight, spitting water in his mouth, and the expression on his face was like crying and laughing, like a begging pig.
"What are you doing, you still want to go into the water?" Xiaohong threatened.
The fat man hurriedly waved his hands and shouted like a cry: "No, I beg you, little aunt, I really don't have so many spirit stones." ”
Xiaohong sneered and said, "You're not a monk?"
"Uh...... Sort of!" The fat man's answer was humorous, and his fat body trembled.
"You don't want to enter the Dao Academy?" Xiao Hong ignored him and continued to ask.
"This ...... , I would like to. The fat man replied honestly.
"If you want to enter the Dao Academy, you don't have more spirit stones, so how can you bribe?"
"Uh...... Huh?"
At this time, not only the fat man was stunned, but even Thirteen Lang was confused, and the obscene old man was smiling treacherously beside him, with pride and remorse in his eyes, which was so complicated.
Xiaohong said with a sneering expression: "Who comes to the exam, which one doesn't carry a thousand dollars! If you don't give Lingshi, you want to cross the river? If you don't give a red envelope, you want to check in? If you don't give a red envelope, you want to get a sign? If you don't give a red envelope, you want to draw lots? Don't send it.... ”...,
"Wait!"
The fat man's face was already twitched, and he hurriedly stopped Xiaohong from talking. He was afraid that if he heard about it again, he would get sick, heart disease, the kind that was very difficult to treat.
"The Taoist Monastery is famous all over the world, and it is a holy place that our monks yearn for, how can we do such a dirty deed, how can we ....... ”
He didn't dare to say it again, Xiaohong's expression made him feel fear from the bottom of his heart, like a monster that eats people and doesn't spit out bones.
"Dirty, fatty, do you try again?"
Xiaohong stepped forward, her pink fingers poking his forehead, again and again, her strength was so great that the fat man's head was tilted forward and backwards, and there was no place to fall.
"We don't have anything here except the Taoist Academy, and you have also felt the concentration of spiritual energy, so it is not easy to wait until the courtyard opens, how can you live without relying on the tribute of you people?"
Xiaohong said confidently: "Besides, if there are no spirit stones, how can the teachers teach? how do the elders cultivate? how can the formation be maintained? everything is free, do you think this is for disaster relief?"
Raising his hand and pointing to the water, Xiaohong said proudly: "Let's just say that this is the first level of admission, if there is no it, how can we do business?"
Thirteen Lang listened in a daze, the fat man listened dementedly, his eyes followed Xiaohong's fingers, and he suddenly screamed: "I don't take the test!"
Xiaohong's face was cold, and she crossed her hands and said, "If you don't take the test, hand over the spirit stone, and this girl will send you back!"
The boat eventually regained its calm, and the reason was simple, the fat man met the nobleman.
At the price of thirty-six Demon Mosquito Crystals, Thirteen Lang bought the bill for the three of them and obtained the qualification to ferry across the river, and at the same time, he also reaped the gratitude of the fat man, the sigh of the obscene old man, the smile of the boatman, and the envious and ghostly eyes of the little red jī.
It didn't take much effort, the sample had already entered Xiaohong's stomach, carefully savoring the fragrance between her lips and teeth and the heat flow from her lower abdomen, the little girl's big eyes never left Thirteen Lang's body, to be precise, his hands, that is, those storage rings.
"Brother, you are such a good person!" said Xiaohong.
"Yes, yes, Engong, you are really a traitor!" the fat man said after him.
"Good man!" the lewd old man's eyes rolled, and he was bothered for his wisdom and for his future jihua.
"I'm not a good person, by the way, this old man is ......"
The obscene old man hurriedly said: "Little old man, just call me old machine." ”
"True to its name!"
Xiaohong said indignantly: "Didn't you say that my brother is your young master? people don't even know your name!"
"I just recognized! What does the little girl know? The spirit stood up and said: "The old man is wise and talented, and in the future, he will take the young master as the head of the horse, and he will not hesitate to go to the soup and the fire!"
Xiaohong glared, and the spirit followed the glare, and she was not afraid of her at all. Thirteen Lang witnessed this scene, nodded thoughtfully, and said, "This fat ...... , what is this benevolent brother called?"
Seeing the mention of himself, the fat man's expression became timid, and while he was busy wringing out the wet clothes, he whispered, "My name is ...... , my name is Tong Wei. ”
"Copper hammer, brass hammer!"
Xiaohong's eyes widened again, and she looked the fat man up and down, and sighed: "Worthy of the name, worthy of the name!"
Crisp laughter suddenly sounded, like a string of wind chimes echoing on the surface of the water, for a long time.
The boatman looked at the happy little red lovingly, smiling knowingly, and looked at the few people in front of him, and secretly smiled: the fat man rubbed the corners of his clothes uneasily, and smirked awkwardly.
Thirteen Lang didn't smile, he looked at Xiaohong in a daze, and his calm and gentle face showed a trace of loneliness and gloom, and he couldn't recover for a long time. ...,
"How's it going underwater?"
Slowly calming down, Shisanlang asked about the fat man's personal experience, and he secretly thought that if he couldn't fly over, he would probably be in a difficult situation, and if something happened, he needed to plan early.
"It's too cold!"
Lifting the road underwater, the copper hammer jī Ling shuddered, and said seriously and fearfully: "It's too cold, it's like tens of thousands of ice needles piercing the body, it's fatal!"
Looking at his body with pity, he said, "Fortunately, I have a lot of meat. ”
Plop, Xiaohong secretly had fun, like a fox stealing a chicken.
Thirteen Lang said, "Mana can't be called?"
This is naturally a verification, if the monk can invoke mana, how can he be afraid of the cold. And even if there is no mana, so many people will not have no water knowledge, so that everyone can have no power to resist, which is obviously strange.
"Well, I can't move a bit. But my cultivation is too low, ahem, I didn't mean that you ...... young master. ”
The copper hammer realized that Thirteen Lang was only building the foundation and cultivating, but he himself was in the late stage of foundation building, for fear that Engong would not like it, so he hurriedly explained.
Shisanlang smiled, reached out to the side of the boat to test the water temperature, and wondered: "It's so cold, weishenme doesn't freeze?"
"I don't know. Yes, weishenme doesn't freeze?" The fat man only thought of this question at this time, and scratched his head in confusion.
Thirteen Lang looked up at the spiritual machine, the old man quickly shook his head, and said: "I don't know about this, it wasn't like this last time I came, it is estimated that the Taoist Academy is a ghost." ”
"What a ghost!"
Xiaohong couldn't hold back for a long time, and shouted angrily: "Do you know that this is the Nine Yin Xuanhan Great Array, and now the power has opened thirty percent, otherwise, hum!"
"Sancheng!"
The fat man was so frightened that he stuck out his tongue, thinking that with such a large array as an admission test, the Taoist Academy clearly did not let people in: just say that if you want money, you won't get it, why bother with so many tricks.
"How do you know?"
The solid person is a rectum, the fat man couldn't help it, and asked Xiaohong: "The Taoist Academy should not be the first level to make such a famous hall, right?"
"Of course I do!"
Xiaohong was triumphant, but her eyes did not look at the fat man, but at Thirteen Lang, and said: "This is the first level, and it is not the first level, why..."
The voice dragged out, and the little girl shouted in her heart: "Ask me quickly, ask me quickly, a piece of candy for a question." ”
In anticipation, Shisanlang smiled faintly and said, "I have a guess about this." ”
The bronze hammer and the spirit machine looked at him at the same time, and the boatman also showed an interested look on his face, while Xiaohong looked disappointed and said unwillingly: "Brother, you have to ask me if it's wrong." ”
"It's free, right?" Spiritual Skill saw through her ruse.
"You have to take care of it!" Xiaohong glared at him fiercely.
Shisanlang said with a smile: "Crossing the river as the first level is actually very suitable, to examine the monk's cultivation, mind, strain and half-break, no matter what choice you make, there will be some clues." However, this should not be a formal assessment, so the power is turned on a little bigger, and the idea is deterrence. ”
"Deterrence?"
The copper hammer said with a sad face: "Dignified Daoyuan, do you still need to deter us little people?"
Shisanlang did not directly refute it, and patiently explained: "Deterrence is not to make everyone fear the Taoist Academy, but to abide by certain rules. No matter how great the ability of the Taoist Academy is, it can't keep an eye on everyone. ”
Looking at the approaching riverbank, he said, "If my guess is correct, there are still a lot of rules waiting for us on the shore, and most of them have some strange or difficult to follow. After this lesson, there will probably be no one who will not listen to it. ”
"That's it...... It's too ruthless!" Bronze Hammer was indignant at the thought of the ordeal that had broken his soul.
"Ruthless?
Xiaohong suddenly interjected, with obvious disappointment on her face, and said: "When you get ashore, you will know what ruthlessness is!"
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