Volume 1 Chapter 2 Are You Stupid?

"You can't really be broken by Gao Fei's bench and even beat people stupid, right, why are you looking at me in a daze?" At this moment, the person who rushed in suddenly opened his mouth to speak, and as soon as he opened his mouth, it was a thick man's voice.

In just an instant, Ren Jie also found that the person in front of him had become a fat man who was less than one meter seven, and the horizontal was close to one meter and very close.

Ren Jie shook his head vigorously, rubbed his eyes again, and stared at the person in front of him with wide eyes.

I was dazzled just now? Or the illusion after watching the primitive human reproduction art film, but no matter how delusional it is, it is impossible to see such a round fat man as that kind of wonderful, graceful and naked beauty.

"Boss, you... Don't scare me, let me show you your injuries first, do you remember who I am?" The fat man was extremely uncomfortable by Ren Jie's gaze, and he had a feeling that he was about to turn around and run away, but in the end he still mustered up the courage to walk forward.

At this moment, more than a dozen people rushed in at Hula, all with flattering smiles on their faces, and they were all relieved to see Ren Jie wake up.

Remember who you are? Ren Jie was actually quickly digesting the original information in his mind at this moment, which he originally had when he first opened his eyes. But at that time, it was like thousands of people had to pass through a crowded doorway where only one person could pass, and a little more would have been a headache. But at this moment, it is completely different, although there is a lot of information, but Ren Jie feels like opening the floodgates, and all the information is as fast as entering his mind.

Ren Jie immediately thought that the biggest change before and after this was that he felt some of the artistic conceptions of the five great saints when they were discussing the Tao in the nearly quarter of an hour in that video, could it be related to this.

For the time being, Ren Jie only flashed through his mind, and then he had already begun to pay attention to other information. The fat man who was asking himself if he knew him turned out to be 'Gao Ren', and they were talking about Gao Ren just now, not the master they thought they thought.

This fat man was met in the casino a year ago before Ren Jie was going to enter the Jade Emperor Academy, because he Ren Jie won a lot of money rarely, and then this Gao Ren helped Ren Zhuo with advice, and he was also proficient in eating, drinking, and having fun. According to Gao Ren, his ancestors were also wealthy, but later the family fell into the middle of the road, and he was left alone in the market.

Ren Jie was about to be sent to the Jade Emperor Academy at that time, so he brought Gao Ren in, the Jade Emperor Academy is known as the highest level and the most luxurious academy in the Ming Jade Dynasty, and he has another name called the Jade Academy. Because from the princes, grandsons, heirs of major families, and governors to various places, people from wealthy families will send their children in. It's really not easy for ordinary people to come in, and the terrifying cost alone is not something that ordinary people can afford, but it's not difficult for Ren Jie to bring someone in.

"It's... How many times is this?" At this moment, seeing that Ren Jie, who was stunned, was still silent, Gao Ren, who was white and fat, walked in front of Ren Jie, raised an index finger on each of his left and right hands, and asked cautiously.

Damn, I really think I'm being beaten up as an idiot.

Hey, no, if you really talk about it, the original Ren Jie was not as simple as being beaten into an idiot, but he had already been beaten to death and killed. At this time, Ren Jie's mind immediately came up with the previous situation, Fang Qi, one of the three beauties in the academy that this idiot had been chasing, came to tell him that in fact, she liked Ren Jie, but she had been pestered by Gao Fei, so she thought of a way to let the protagonist go to Gao Fei and say that he was already his person.

It's really a fucking second force, that Gao Fei's look at that time, and the words he shouted, obviously what Fang Qi said in front of him before, but he was hit on the head a few times by that guy with an ironwood bench that was harder than a stone, and then he was rescued, but he also died.

"Three. This information flashed through his mind in an instant, seeing Gao Ren's white and chubby two fingers, and a look of really being beaten as an idiot, Ren Jie replied casually.

"It's over, it's over, Jie Shao was really beaten stupid. ”

"This time it's terrible, what should I do!"

"Something big happened, the head of the family was beaten stupid, this... What can I do?"

............

The surrounding group of followers watched, and each one looked more ugly than the other.

"Three, do you have a good look, what I said is that one plus one equals many?" Gao Ren was also startled, and said in his heart that he wouldn't be really stupid.

"Four is fine, five is fine, six, seven, eight is fine, it is equal to zero or one, even if it is equal to 10,000, it is no problem. Looking at Gao Ren, who was very close at the moment, Ren Jie replied casually. If modern people know it, this thing is like a brain teaser, and if you answer it like this, it's a joke, at least not a math problem. Ren Jie just felt that this Gao Ren was really a little strange, his eyes were absolutely right, and his face was a little similar, the more he looked at Ren Jie, the more he felt that he was not wrong just now, and it was not seen with his eyes, it was detected by his divine sense at the moment when he withdrew his divine consciousness from the sea of consciousness.

It's just that no matter how you look at it at the moment, you can't see the problem, and this chubby Gao Ren also raised his finger and asked him what one plus one is, so Ren Jie said jokingly.

"It's miserable, I'm really stupid, this is not a good thing, although Ren Jie is a little more stupid, but he is finally familiar, if he is stupid, he will have to live on the streets again......" Gao Ren thought in his heart, and hurriedly stepped forward and said: "Let me check and see if I can find a way to dispense you with some medicine......"

Ren Jie himself knew that he really had nothing to do now except for a big bag on his head, and as for the original Ren Jie, he was already dead. And from memory, I know that this Gao Ren is still a pharmacist, and his other skills are quite mysterious, and Ren Jie is really afraid of being discovered by him.

"It's okay, I'm just kidding you, isn't a drop of water and a drop of water equal to a drop of water. Although the memory was fully received, after all, there were scruples in his heart, especially when he saw such a magical scene before, and now this Gao Ren couldn't see any other problems in front of his eyes, Ren Jie felt that it was better to be careful and not let him check.

"Hmm......" Gao Ren was stunned for a moment, joking, a drop of water and a drop of water is indeed a drop of water.

The people around were also stunned, all thinking about Ren Jie's words, this kind of words that are very common in modern times, in fact, if you don't hear it for the first time, you will always feel that it contains something, just like the Zen language in Buddhist scriptures.

"Then what do you say is equal to three?"

"Isn't one man and one woman equal to three? Ren Jie said casually, not wanting to be surrounded by so many people, and waved his hand: "Okay, let's go out." ”

"How can a man and a woman equal three?"

"Stupid, this thing is going to be made. ”

"Oh, it's really worthy of Jie Shao, amazing. ”

............

Originally, some of those people didn't understand, but there was one that came to mind first, and the eyes of the others lit up. Now they really believe that Ren Jie is fine, because they have understood Ren Jie's words as some kind of yellow joke, so they seem so abnormal when they laugh.

Gao Ren paused for a moment, then shrugged his shoulders, and said in his heart that this guy really shouldn't be dead, he just woke up and said this kind of thing not long after he was beaten like this.

"I've said it a long time ago, that Fang Qi is not good to provoke you if you don't believe it, this time the incident is definitely the ghost of that woman, this time we must not be like this with them, wait for me to prepare a super laxative, hum!" Everyone else went out, Gao Ren saw that Ren Jie was fine, because just now Ren Jie said that one man and one woman are equal to three, in his opinion, it began to develop towards pornography, so he immediately began to change the topic.

"Well, that woman is not a good bird, and the femme fatale best describes her. Thinking of his previous memory, Ren Jie also nodded in agreement.

"You're so right, femme fatale...... Ah......" Gao Ren nodded again and again when he heard this, but the next moment he looked at Ren Jie in horror than when he found out that Ren Jie might be an idiot just now, completely incredulous.

Oh my God, is this still that nymphomaniac?

He had quarreled with himself for a long time when he said a bad word about Fang Qi before, but if it was someone else, he could directly fight with others for a long time.

This guy has been pestering and giving up for nearly a year, and because Fang Qi has made a lot of jokes in the middle, what's wrong with today?

"What are you doing so close, you're not a beauty, I'm not interested in fat people and men, if you want to get close to me, you have to become a woman first......" The two were already close, Gao Ren couldn't help but be shocked in disbelief and couldn't help but want to see it clearly at close range, and also wanted to know that he was not mistaken, but it turned out to be very close. Ren Jie couldn't help but think of the scene he saw just now, although it was difficult to associate this white and fat man who was almost a meter horizontal with the beautiful woman he saw just now, but Ren Jie couldn't help but joke.

"Ahh What a woman, what do you want to be a woman... Want to go crazy......" Gao Ren was startled, took two steps back, and glared at Ren Jie.

Damn, Ren Jie looked at this Gao Ren's eyes, how could he feel that this was not like the performance that a man should have?

Before you know it, the atmosphere is a little ......

"Qi Qi family master, today is the day of the family elders' deliberations, seeing that the family head has not returned for a long time, the special villain came, please go back immediately. At this moment, a loud voice of a guard suddenly came from outside the door, which relieved the particularly awkward atmosphere at present.

The head of the family, the elders of the family...

I didn't expect this guy to be ...... The head of the Ren family, one of the five great families of the Mingyu Dynasty, no, it should be said now that it is himself!!

"Good ......" Ren Jie also felt a little embarrassed here, after all, looking at a man, a fat man like a ball, he always thinks of naked beauties, and at present, no matter how you look at it, you can't see what Gao Ren's meat is fake, so Ren Jie also happily agreed and quickly got out of bed and left.

Gao Ren looked at Ren Jie who was leaving, and also felt a little awkward, and always felt that Ren Jie was a little different from usual today.

can actually say that Fang Qi is a femme fatale, and can also say that one plus one equals one, is it because his head was enlightened after being beaten by Gao Fei, or is it nonsense after being stimulated?

The white and chubby Gao Ren's eyes turned quickly, and he said in his heart that maybe he was just thinking too much. At least, there was absolutely no way he could know the Dao......