If you want to beat someone, and ask for the other party's consent, how can there be such a strange thing in the world?

"Uncle, who are you, who is your daughter? Your daughter likes me, it's my business, even if you don't want to beat people, you shouldn't be angry with me, right?" Xuan Ku said with a dark face, "Uncle, you hurry home and persuade your daughter, don't like poor monks, poor monks are monks, never covet women, always adhere to monogamy, do not raise foreign houses, do not accept concubines." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Don't be greedy for women, and still fucking monogamous? Can you be a little thicker?

The middle-aged man's mouth was crooked, and he pointed at Xuan Ku's nose and scolded: "Xuan Ku, you beast scum, you bastard who has always been chaotic and abandoned, do you know that my daughter doesn't want to eat for you? Do you know that my daughter waits for you to pass by on the window every day? Do you know that my daughter washes her face with tears every day, do you know that my daughter shouts your name in her dreams, do you know ......?"

The middle-aged man asked more than a dozen 'do you know' in a row, and directly confused Xuan Ku.

What tea doesn't want to eat? What washes your face with tears? Why do you call my name in your dreams? Can a poor monk have this charm?

"I said, uncle, where is your daughter sacred, the poor monk doesn't remember that he provoked other female benefactors. Xuan smiled bitterly, and couldn't help pinching his nose, "Could it be that the poor monk really has such a great charm?

"You don't even know who my daughter is, it's so damning, you bastard. After the middle-aged man scolded angrily, he left angrily, leaving a blank look of bitterness.

After the middle-aged man left, Xuan Ku immediately contacted Xie Shitian, and when he learned the identity of the middle-aged man, the expression on his face became extremely exciting.

Qi Guang, Qi Fei's father.

"It's a god, Qi Fei likes me, doesn't he?" Xuan bitterly patted his forehead and sighed for a long time.

"Amitabha, Buddha bless, don't let Rong'er and my father-in-law and mother-in-law know. Xuan Ku clasped his hands together and prayed sincerely to the Buddha for the first time.

However, whenever he prayed for the Buddha's blessing on something, the Buddha would go out of his way to contradict him.

Early the next morning, Xuan Ku came to his mother-in-law's house early and started the work of patting his father-in-law and mother-in-law.

Not long after, Qi Guang also came to Luo Rong's house.

Last night, Qi Guang scolded Xuan Ku bitterly, returned to his house angrily, and scolded Xuan Ku inhumanely, in order to make Qi Fei restrain himself from the precipice.

However, Qi Fei, who was still holding everything in his heart, suddenly burst into tears.

Qi Guang suddenly became two big heads, and persuaded him all night, and all kinds of methods were used, but Qi Fei's crying did not stop, but the more he cried, the more sad he became.

Until dawn, Qi Guang's head was hot, and somehow, he suddenly said: "Fei'er, Xuanku is already with Luo Rong, you have no chance, is it possible, you want to be his concubine?"

Qi Fei suddenly stopped crying.

raised his head, and his eyes burst into dazzling brilliance: "Yes, yes, yes, I want to be a concubine for Xuan Ku, Xuan Ku, that beast and scum, will definitely agree." ”

In a word, Qi Guang even wanted to die.

"But I feel sorry for Senior Sister Luo Rong like this, or Father, you go and persuade Uncle Luo, as long as Uncle Luo agrees, Senior Sister will not object. Qi Fei looked at Qi Guangdao expectantly.

Qi Guang's little eyes glared suddenly, and just as he was about to get angry, he saw Qi Fei's eyes shining with tears, and his heart softened suddenly, and the ghost made a god agree.

So, he could only bite the bullet and discuss with Luo Zhiqing, but he was bitter in his heart.

's own daughter, who actually wants to be a concubine for others, or a monk as a concubine, and wants to let himself, a father, ask his father-in-law to agree, and there will be no second home in the world.

Qi Guang felt aggrieved when he thought about it, and in the few minutes from going out to Luo Rong's house, he kept muttering in his mouth, and he scolded Xuan's bitter body.

When Qi Guang came to Luo Rong's house, he was immediately stunned by Xuan Ku's outfit.

I saw Xuan Ku wearing a monk's robe and a small apron with red flowers, preparing breakfast in the kitchen, stirring the porridge in the pot with a spoon for a while, and cutting shredded potatoes for a while.

The point is that this girl is still humming a little song, beaming with pride.

It's just that this little song listens, why is it so awkward?

"Ahh......h

What are the five rings, the six rings, the seven rings, the eight rings, the nine rings?

However, Luo Zhiqing and his wife have long been accustomed to Xuan Ku's shocking song, and when they listen to it, they feel that this song is quite good.

The more Qi Guang listened, the more awkward he felt, and simply focused on Luo Zhiqing: "That, that, senior brother, there is something, well, this ......"

Qi Guang squeaked and whined for a long time, his black face turned purple-black, and he couldn't even say a complete sentence.

Xuan Ku stood in the kitchen, he had already noticed Qi Guang's arrival, but he didn't pay attention to it at all.

In Xuan Ku's opinion, Qi Guang came to Luo Zhiqing to say bad things about himself.

Does Xuan Ku care?

In the position of Luo Zhiqing's son-in-law, Xuan Ku has already gained a firm foothold, how can he care about a few bad words?

"That, senior brother, is it like this......" Qi Guang took a deep breath, gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and after brewing for a long time, he finally spoke, "My daughter is ...... in Tianjing Temple"

Qi Guang finally relented, put on an old face, and asked Luo Zhiqing for permission to let Xuanku take Qi Fei as a concubine, but at this time-

A loud, high-pitched song came from the kitchen.

"I have a little donkey, I never ride, one day I rode to the market on a whim, I had a little leather whip in my hand, and I was proud ......in my heart"

"Xuan Ku!" Qi Guang couldn't bear it anymore, rushed into the kitchen, pointed at Xuan Ku's nose and scolded, "In vain, my daughter is infatuated with you, crying and shouting and begging me, let me ask Senior Brother to let you agree to take her as a concubine, but you didn't even let me say a complete sentence, did you mean it?"

"I gave up this old face, and finally made up my heart, and was ready to beg my senior brother, you are still singing, are you sincere? If it weren't for my daughter's infatuation with you, I would have liked to dismantle you now. ”

Smack!

The spoon in Xuan Ku's hand fell to the ground, looking dazed, but he sang a ghostly sentence: "I don't know why, I fell into the mud." ”

This song is really appropriate, and it is really happy and sad.

Xuan Ku never dreamed that Qi Guang would say such refreshing words, this sudden blow really made Xuan Ku powerless to fight back.

"Xuan Ku, you listen to me, my daughter has taken a fancy to you and is willing to be a concubine for you, it is a blessing that you have cultivated in your previous life, if you dare to be sorry for my daughter, I will fight to make my daughter hate me for the rest of my life, and I will cut you with a thousand knives. After Qi Guang finished speaking, he left angrily, leaving only Luo Zhiqing and his wife, Luo Rong, who looked at each other blankly, and Xuan Ku, who was stunned to the extreme.

For a long time, Xuan Ku, Luo Rong and Luo Zhiqing did not come back to their senses.

In the end, Luo Zhiqing was the first to come back to his senses, grabbed Xuan Ku's collar, and asked sharply: "Xuan Ku, what is the relationship between you and Qi Fei's girl, why would she want to be your concubine, you dare to go behind my daughter's back and hook up with other women." ”

"Father-in-law, I was wronged. Xuan bitterly complained bitterly, "Father-in-law, you can't listen to that hairy face nonsense, son-in-law, I always insist on monogamy, how can I hook up with other women? Qi Guang's bastard is cheating on me." ”

Others are hated for eternity when they stumble, but I'm good, I haven't stumbled yet, and I've hated them for eternity.

"Wronged? Explain to me, how did I wronged you?"

Xuan Ku's head has long been blank, and even the most basic ability to quibble has been lost.

Explanation?

"Dad, I believe in Ah Ku. Luo Rong pouted, "It's not that you don't know Uncle Qi's temperament, he never speaks through his brain, I'm afraid that when he comes out of this door, he can't remember what he said, besides, when I was in Tianjing Temple, I have been with Ah Ku, if Ah Ku really hooks up with Senior Sister Fei'er, I won't be able to see it?"

Luo Zhiqing thought about it, and also felt that what Luo Rong said made sense.

It's just that these words came out of his daughter's mouth, which made Luo Zhiqing feel very uncomfortable, and it was really a woman who didn't stay.

On the contrary, Luo Rong's mother, who did not speak on the side, seemed to have seen through everything, and became more and more satisfied with her son-in-law, in her words:

A son-in-law who can't attract other women is not a good son-in-law.