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But at the same time, the opposition parties below also questioned: "Why is he the only one? The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info Mexico's Mayan wizard Songzan is not dry, RB's broken knife legend is Matsui Kouro, and Iceland's illusion inheritor Kitayuki Beautiful Girl is also interested in running for the president of this magnesium country. Our magnesium country pays attention to the winner is the king, and if you have the ability, you will fight, and whoever wins will be the president. β
So the parties and the parliament reached an agreement to let these four masters compete on the spot, and whoever wins will directly become president. The competition will be broadcast live on major TV channels across the United States, with strict referees and security to prevent all cheating and interference.
On November 25, 2088, a live TV broadcast with near-100 percent ratings began.
There are only two questions in the competition, one is an essay test and one is a martial arts test.
The competition was held at the famous, world-largest waterfall, Iguazu Falls.
Media across the United States and around the world focused on Iguazu Falls, and various live television webcasts witnessed the war of the century. There are also a lot of melon-eating people gathered in the surrounding places where people can stand, and the tickets for this competition have been fried to thousands of dollars.
The essay test is very simple, it is to see who can change the weather the most accurately.
At this time, the sky was clear, and the Mayan wizard Songzan did not do anything, and said, "Since the weather is so good, then I will come with some rain." β
Songtsam didn't say a word, but asked his assistant to set up the altar and light all kinds of candles, and he took his wand and silently recited the incantation, and at the same time jumped around the altar and danced strangely.
Sure enough, after a while, the originally clear sky began to slowly gather dark clouds, and then a light rain began to fall.
Immediately, there was warm applause from the audience, and the fan group of Songtsan Bugan also shouted enthusiastically, holding up light sticks and LED signs with Songzan's name written on them and shouting: "Songzan Bugan, we love you!"
A reporter from ABS TV interviewed Anda with a microphone at this time: "Master Anda, Songtsan is not a great wizard, this prayer for rain is very successful, what do you think about this?
Anda smiled coldly at the camera: "Ouch, I'll go, this thing is also called begging for rain? Are you stupid? Changing the weather, a pediatric thing that can be done with two fingers, he even bothered to put up a furry altar, light candles and dance, you should have a party? helloketty is pretty much the same." It took him twenty minutes to make such a trivial matter as rain every minute?
ABS went to interview the beautiful girl of North Snow again. The beautiful girl of Beixue didn't say a word, and raised her middle finger directly at the camera.
Next, the samurai Matsui of the broken sword flow has appeared. Holding a katana, Matsui jumped onto a rock in front of a waterfall and quickly played with the katana.
Suddenly, a whirlpool of air began to flow on the knife, and the surrounding air began to be stirred, and the wind next to him was fierce, and a tornado gradually formed at the tip of his sword.
The tornado was getting bigger and longer, and a lot of things were swept up in it. Many reporters' manuscripts were flying all over the sky at this time, and the audience was also crooked.
Matsui shook the tip of his sword, and the tornado flew towards the Pacific Ocean in front of him, gradually disappearing.
Matsui's fans also shouted.
The ABS reporter interviewed Anda again. Anda said: "If just now I said that Songtsan is not doing rain is pediatrics, then this tornado is gynecology. What kind of wool are you doing? It's like an electric fan, a sissy thing to do, it's useful. If you have a gynecological disease, go to see it quickly, and don't delay the treatment. β
The beautiful girl of the North Snow appeared below.
The beautiful girl of the northern snow casts an illusion and scatters her true qi into the sky. Suddenly it began to chill and the sky began to fall with snowflakes.
The snow is getting heavier and heavier, and the audience and the media hurry to change into down jackets, and it feels as cold as the North Pole.
Media reporters continued to report on the event live in the snowstorm: "Audience friends, it was originally a big summer, but now it is snowing heavily, and I have crossed to the North Pole in an instant. In addition to her beautiful face and proud figure, she also has such a powerful spiritual power, she is really a national goddess with both wisdom and beauty! If you like her, vote for her. β
After a while, the beautiful girl of the northern snow took away her skills, and the weather returned to normal.
ABS reporters came to interview Anda again. The reporter asked: "Master Anda, pediatrics and gynecology are available just now, what kind of department is this now?"
Anda said lightly to the camera: "Impotence." This girl is so beautiful, what kind of presidency is she running for? I can still consider being my girlfriend. β
Now it's time for Anda to come into play.
All the flashing lights were lit up, and this reclusive master invited by the congressman from China, thousands of miles away, naturally attracted much attention.
Anda thought that the flash was dazzling, and with a wave of his hand, the bulbs of the flashes of tens of thousands of cameras in the audience suddenly exploded, all of them failed, and no light could be emitted at all.
The audience was in an uproar, and they were all shocked by Anda's super skill.
Anda stretched: "This kind of topic is too simple, I'll just come to it casually." β
Anda didn't say a word, and several yellow rune papers suddenly appeared in his hands. Anda waved into the sky, and the eight runes flew in each of the eight directions of the sky, and then froze in the sky.
An American journalist exclaimed: "This ...... This is the legendary Qimen Dunjia!"
Anda: "This time and space has been sealed by me, and the eight doors are opened, and there is nothing you want." Everyone, pay attention, now you have entered the KTV mode, and you can have any weather if you want it. Let's start with some hailstones. β
Anda pointed to the rune paper in the direction, and suddenly the dark clouds in the sky changed, and suddenly the hail fell in a hurry.
Although the audience and the media had been prepared, they were still caught off guard by the hail.
Anda: "Now that the hail is over, let's start singing and have a symphony of lightning." β
Anda pointed to the Xun's direction again, and suddenly the sky quickly gathered and arranged a lot of strange dark clouds, and Anda waved his hands like the conductor of the orchestra below, so the thunder that sounded in the dark clouds actually sounded thunder of different frequencies and pitches according to the rhythm of the five tones, forming music, just like a symphony orchestra, emitting beautiful music.
Many people below heard it: "It's Beethoven's Third Symphony, a Symphony of PathΓ©tique! It can be played with thunder, listen to it! It's spectacular!"
In addition to the music composed of thunder, lightning also matches the level of the melody, with different lightning shapes and different brightness, it is simply a photoelectric concert with complete lights and sound!
Anda commanded below, and the dark clouds in the sky emitted thunder that formed the melody of the music, and the light effect of lightning matching the melody, the visual and auditory effects were very spectacular, this was the first time in human history!
Anda paused: "Keep cutting the song." I'm going to put this here in the Ice Age!"
Anda's hand pointed to the rune paper in the direction of the kan. Suddenly, a chill drifted by, and the spectacular Iguazu Falls in front of me, the water of the spectacular waterfall that was still flowing, all froze in an instant. The Iguazu Falls, which is dozens of miles long, has frozen and formed a fixed shape. It's as if you've entered an ice age.
Reuters: "This Iguazu Falls, the largest waterfall in the world, which has been flowing for millions of years, has actually stopped flowing today! This is something that has never happened in history, it is incredible!"
Anda hasn't had enough fun: "It's two o'clock in the afternoon local time, but I'm going to see the stars now!"
Anda flew out an extra piece of rune paper, floating upwards.
Suddenly, something strange happened. As you can see, the sun in the sky is speeding up and setting to the east, at a speed that can be seen with the naked eye!
The following Chinese reporter: "I haven't seen the sun rise in the west, but I have seen the sun set in the east." β
Astronomical stations around the world have issued urgent news at this time, and they have actually observed that the earth, which is originally rotating from west to east, has actually slowed down its rotation, slowed down to zero, and then reversed in the opposite direction! The earth has reversed, which is the first time in the history of the earth that it is estimated to have occurred in billions of years. The day and night of the world were turned upside down in an instant, and at this time, on the other side of the world, in China, people who were still sleeping at night suddenly found that the day was dawning, and the hour hand was still pointing to two o'clock in the morning.
At the competition site, all the spectators witnessed this process, which was originally the noon of the scorching sun, but suddenly changed to late at night, with the stars shining brightly and the moon in the sky. Many men who come with their girlfriends propose to their girlfriends directly under this historical spectacle. Because of the vision of nature, the marriage proposal will be long-lasting.
And some Chinese audiences sang the theme song of "Huanzhu Gege" - "When": "When the mountain peaks have no edges and corners, the earth will no longer rotate, and the day and night will no longer change ......."
Anda is almost done, call it a day, get all the rune papers back, and everything is back to normal.
At the end of the literary exam, Anda won the first place without any suspense.
Then it came to the martial arts test. Because there are a total of four candidates, they will PK in pairs first, and then finally tiebreaker. In the first two rounds, the North Snow Beautiful Girl vs. the Mayan Great Wizard Matsuzan didn't do anything, and Anda fought against the broken knife legend Matsui Bit Lang.
The competition between the North Snow Girl and Songzan Bu was faster, Song Tsang Bu did not do it, waved his wand, and the North Snow Beauty Girl only passed a few moves, and was frozen by the North Snow Beauty Girl's lower body, unable to move. Kitayuki Bishoujo wins.
Songtsan didn't look innocent: "I just know how to calculate the fortune and calculate the weather, who would have thought that this election for the president of the country would still need to be able to fight! β
In the second round, Matsui Kouro, a legend of the broken sword, brandished a katana and rushed towards Ada. Anda shook off the long Taoist robe, and the corners of the Taoist robe opened like a skynet, and wrapped Matsui a little Lang with a knife in it.
Matsui only felt that it was dark in front of him, and he entered a strange black space, and there was darkness all around. He slashed with his katana, but he couldn't cut anything. There is endless darkness all around, and there is no end to walking.
Matsui understood: I must have entered the Qimen Dunjia enchantment he set up now, and if I can't find a way out, I will be trapped here. This must be the door of death, and if you enter, you will never be able to recover. And the Qimen Dunjia game will only change every other hour, I can only wait until an hour later, the moment the Qimen Dunjia plate changes, seize the opportunity to rush out, it is possible to escape.
Anda calmly looked at Matsui who was spinning around inside, and said, "It's too boring for you to play like this, let's let you out." β
Anda put away his robe, and Matsui quickly rushed out of it, stumbling and falling into the waterfall opposite, soaking wet.
Anda: "I'm sorry to get you wet, I'll be responsible for you." β
Matsui stood up from the water and picked up his katana: "It's time for you to taste my stunt of breaking the sword flow." Lushan Shenglong Ba!"
Matsui picked up his katana and sliced through the falling waterfall and ran all the way to Ada.
Gu Shiyun: "Draw the knife and cut off the water, and the water will flow more." β
However, Matsui's knife was too fast, and the knife cut through it, cutting the downstream waterfall into two sections, but the cut water fault did not have time to continue, realizing the scene of "the water is cut off and the water does not flow".
Matsui cut the waterfall all the way to Ada. As he approached, Matsui flicked his knife, and the waterfall that had been cut into two knots gathered at the tip of the knife, forming a whirlpool-like current, which turned faster and faster, and rushed towards Ada.
ABS reporter: "It's a waterspout! Let's take a look at how Master Anda picks up. β
I saw Anda take out a piece of rune paper and throw it forward, and all the rushing water suddenly diverged to both sides.
Anda threw out another pile of rune paper, which stuck to Matsui's body, and then bounced all the way back, hitting the stone wall of the waterfall behind him. Matsui was stuck to the stone wall and couldn't move, and his whole body was washed by the downflowing waterfall, and he couldn't resist at all.
Anda: "I'm just going to give you a shower, let's enjoy it." β
Chubb won this round.
The decisive round is coming. Anda to Kitayuki beautiful girl.
Anda: "Oh, in front of such a young and beautiful beauty, how can I do it." β