Lin Ming is a dick. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Growing up, luck never seemed to befall him, but bad luck was often with him.

Lin Ming hasn't even pulled a girl's hand in four years of college, he wants to pull it, he dreams about it, but the premise is that someone has to let her pull it.

There was really a girl who asked him to pull, and on the eve of graduation, the fattest girl in their class, named Li Xia, confessed to him. Li Xia is 160 tall and weighs 160.

Lin Ming, who wanted to refuse, touched Li Xia's hand by mistake, but in fact, he didn't want to agree, he just wanted to experience the feeling of holding a girl's hand.

Who knew that this touch didn't matter, four years of life in Dick Silk made him lonely and unbearable, and his enthusiasm finally exploded, and he pounced on Li Xia.

Lin Ming, who touched Li Xia's hand, finally got his wish, and Lin Ming, who got his wish, began to regret it again, regretting that he shouldn't have touched Li Xia's hand in the first place.

After graduation, Lin Ming and Li Xia started a long-distance relationship, and the fire of dry wood began to be extinguished with the long-distance relationship. In less than half a year, Li Xia proposed to break up. The reason is that she met the prince charming in her mind, Zheng Jun. Zheng Jun is 180 tall and weighs 280, which is a match made in heaven with Li Xia.

After the breakup, Lin Ming finally didn't have to regret it, but the taste of being dumped still hurt him by 10,000 points, especially when Li Xia sent him a wedding invitation, and invited him to the wedding.

Lin Ming, who had been hurt by 10,000 points, thought about it for a long time and decided to attend Li Xia's wedding, so Lin Ming took a few days off and prepared to take a plane to attend the wedding, which could be regarded as an end to his youth.

Life is always full of accidents, the unlucky Lin Ming did not wait for this end, just when he was walking on the road in a trance and was about to go to the airport to buy a plane ticket, he faced a big truck, and then Lin Ming did not know.

Lin Ming, who woke up, found himself lying in a room, which seemed to be a girl's boudoir. There was a faint fragrance in the room, and the medieval decoration style of the room made Lin Ming understand that he had crossed over.

Lin Ming, who had crossed over, stood up and patted the dust on his body. The beat was tight, and he found that his clothes had changed, a pair of loose bloomers, and his shirt had become a white white shirt.

Lin Ming saw a mirror on the dresser next to him, he picked up the mirror and looked at it, and found that his appearance had also changed, with a high nose and wide eyes, looking like a European, but his appearance had not become handsome, he still looked like a dick.

Lin Ming, who looked like a dick, found a girl next door with snow-white fragrant shoulders through the mirror.

He turned around, mirror in hand, and quietly touched the floor-to-ceiling window next door. This look startled a girl in the bathtub.

Snow white and tender skin, handsome face, long eyelashes, and black and bright hair.

Suddenly, the girl stood up with her back to him, picked up a bath towel and wiped the water from her body. Lin Ming only felt the blood surging, the girl was tall and slender, her back was smooth like silk, compared to Li Xia's fat, this was a real woman.

Lin Ming watched obsessively, forgetting that the candlelight reflected from the mirror in his hand shone on the corner of the girl's room.

The girl saw the reflection of the mirror in the corner, and instead of looking back, she grabbed the bathrobe beside her and draped it over her body, then jumped out of the bathtub, grabbed a leather whip on the wall and threw it over.

"Dangchang" with the sound of glass breaking, "Bang!", the leather whip smashed the glass and threw it on Lin Ming's face. Lin Ming only felt a hot pain on his face, and when he touched it, his hands were full of blood.

Lin Ming turned around and wanted to escape, but the whip had already rolled over.

"Bang bang!" Lin Ming was hit with a leather whip three times in the back, and every time the whip was thrown over, a strip of cloth would be taken away from Lin Ming's shirt.

Lin Ming was a dirty man, and before the three whips made him feel pain, he first remembered the three words "papapapa".

Immediately, Lin Ming stopped thinking about the dirty meaning behind these three words, Lin Ming in severe pain turned around, and the girl was even more angry when she saw that it was him: "It's you!"

Lin Ming was inexplicable, did she know me? Lin Ming thought to himself, but his eyes caught the girl's naked and snow-white feet like lotus roots.

The girl shrank her feet back, but the snow-white feet were still exposed in front of Lin Ming's eyes, and the filth was on the brain, and Lin Ming looked at the snow-white little feet intently.

The girl saw Lin Ming's lewd eyes and became even more angry.

"Bang bang bang ... No matter how Lin Ming dodged, the girl's whip kept beating around Lin Ming like life.

Soon Lin Ming felt that the girl's feet were not so good-looking, and his body had been bruised all over his body.

"Horn!" the girl threw a whip at Lin Ming's navel, and the sound this time was different from the previous ones. Lin Ming felt a chill in his heart: Could it be that my little Ding Ding was whipped off by her?

Lin Ming hurriedly lowered his head to take a look, only to see that his bloomers had slid down to his ankles like the curtain of the actor's end, and the worst thing was that Lin Ming was not wearing underwear.

The girl said "Ah!", closed her eyes and didn't dare to look.

Lin Ming took a closer look, just now his belt buckle was broken, but fortunately, his little Ding Ding was still there, and he hurriedly put on his pants.

The girl waved the whip and wanted to whip, Lin Ming held his pants in his left hand, and stretched out the five fingers of his right hand: "Stop fighting!

The girl was stunned for a moment, and then covered her eyes with her left hand with a "Ah!" sound, "You dare!"

"You see if I dare. Lin Ming held his pants in both hands and was about to take them off, but the girl really took a step back in fear, and then the opening scene appeared.

Lin Ming leaned against the corner of the wall and stepped back, holding his pants in both hands, and was almost killed by a crazy woman as soon as he crossed over.

"You!" the girl saw Lin Ming step back through her fingers and flung over with a whip.

Fortunately, the girl was afraid that this stinky rascal would really take off her pants, and this whip was used in a disorderly manner. Lin Ming rolled out of the way, and his pants began to slide down again.

The girl was so frightened that she quickly closed her eyes, and Lin Ming saw that it was cheap and hurriedly drove away. He rushed out of the room with his pants in his hands.

Lin Ming, who rushed out of the room, found that it was even worse, the hall was full of people, all beautiful girls.

Everyone looked at Lin Ming in surprise, a guy whose upper body was covered with whip marks, and his shirt that was shredded into strips of cloth made Lin Ming's upper body look almost naked.

Holding loose bloomers in both hands, his lewd appearance is reminiscent of a rapist who attempted rape.

"Young Master Long, who are you?" a girl at the head looked at him.

Lin Ming was greatly embarrassed, and she called me Long Gongzi. Suddenly, Lin Ming's mind flashed, and his thoughts came flooding back.